glungle

#meow #bark #glegle

just did over a week's worth of math work in an hour

>>178585
#ksay hi nadie

>>178584
well done math genius

>>178587
genius at math perhaps, but genius at getting work done on time and not all at the last minute i am not!

shrimpy neutron

>>178588
#kiss

>>178589
ruh roh..... at least you got it done, cone grads

>>178592
ty uwu

it prob doesn't know the author so made shit up

#ai write a short story of glegle and derrick eating dinner in a platonic way, imitating Peepee Stinkyton IX's writing style with no more than 300 words

glegle sat at the table, their little paws clutching a fork far too big for them. derrick sat across, slurping spaghetti like a man who had never known peace. the sauce clung to his beard like a desperate lover. "pass the parm," glegle squeaked, their tiny voice cutting through the clatter of plates. derrick slid the cheese shaker over like a pro bartender sliding a drink. "you’re welcome," he grunted, not even looking up.

glegle sprinkled the parmesan with the precision of a chemist, their tiny nose twitching with delight. derrick, meanwhile, had already moved on to gnawing on a garlic breadstick like it owed him money. "you ever think about how bread is just... dirt 2.0?" derrick mused, crumbs cascading down his front.

"no," glegle replied, munching on a spoonful of salad. "but i think about how you don’t use napkins enough." derrick paused mid-bite, considering this. "touche," he said, wiping his face with his sleeve.

the evening wore on like a cheap watch, each moment ticking by with a kind of cozy awkwardness. glegle nibbled at their lasagna, making sure to avoid the burnt cheese on the edges. derrick, now attacking a bowl of tiramisu, looked up. "you gonna finish that?" he asked, pointing at glegle’s plate.

"no, it’s yours," glegle said, pushing the plate over. derrick grinned like a kid on christmas, his fork already diving in.

and there they sat, two beings united by carbs and a shared indifference to table manners. the world outside faded away, leaving only the clinking of forks and the occasional burp. it was perfect. write a short story of glegle and derrick eating dinner in a platonic way, imitating Peepee Stinkyton IX's writing style with no more than 300 words

i should train an ai on me

shrimp ai

edible dirt

i love eating dirt

>>178600
this would be very doable with the amount of shit posted here, just gotta collect it all

>>178606
can you write me a script to collect it 🥺

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>>178611
probably........ opworm could certainly piss out all posts with shrimp name...

no kep no kep no kep no kep no kep please please please please add kep add kep add kep add kep

they one one unit named kep

>>178619
i mean we could probably too...

or maybe not idk

either way i dont actually want u to do it cause im not actually gonna train an ai on myself

it was merely a statement made in jest to evoke humor and amusement from the patrons of this webbed-site

a japery, a jest most jokeful

we're so literary after reading derrick x glegle ai fics

yes

seems accurate

>>178631
the glegle army is disguised as everyone in numerous different forms?

joker glegle

>>178635
perhaps we all,are glegle....

wtf it thinks glegle is a dear lol

>>178644
hmmm doesn't seem to work aswell on line drawings

she got darker skinned. this is huge

bane

the toher model does it too

boje bay hohode.r

#translate (must quote a post) soy el furias toy enojao

#welcome

i'm gonna cry

#libpol

>>178661
#describe (a red cat with a ferris wheel in the background)

angry suncar

¿a circumflex inverted question mark?

it seeks forgiveness for its sunful sins

absolutely

8ball speak the truth...

>>178694
#translate

"If I have failed you, I ask for your forgiveness in the only way I know how."

can't believe this guy plagarised suncat....

so fucked up

8ball only knows truth!!!!!!

#9ball is 8ball lying (no)

second opinion for the doubtful

9ball is not high they are low... poor 9ball....

what is this music video..

communal father

#7ball hello

hmmmm

::remorse

::lament

::davastation

#welcome

#ai I have a christian fundamentalist anti vaxxer mother who chooses to not know her own blood type and told doctors not to reveal to me my own blood type, why would she do this?

could be a mix of distrust in medicine, religious beliefs, or fear of control/loss of autonomy. some ppl think knowing blood type might lead to forced treatments or implications about consent. fundamentally, it's about control over her own and your medical info, however misguided. I have a christian fundamentalist anti vaxxer mother who chooses to not know her own blood type and told doctors not to reveal to me my own blood type, why would she do this?

im gonna die

i think i. gon a stop breathing and die instead of sitting in this traffic any longer

>>178734
#ksay NOOO NONNERS you must live NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>178734
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>>178735
youre in my phonr so u wil

WE ARE BACK THE ROAD IS CLEAR PRAISE LORD

welcome back

>>178731
thats genuinely insane nonna wtf

your mom is a whacko

what booger

waoe im proud of you

^-^

Noooooooooooo

Oh good it survived

booj the almost murderer

muyrder,er,,,

that is crazy

>>178748
thank you for sympathizing anon and yeah yeah it is insane... ive lived in ignorance with so many things about my own body that might be like, medically important knowledge, because of my mothers willful ignorance which is mainly rooted in far rightwing christian fundamentalism

I think its cause my mother has this deep distrust of medical people anti medical bias, and she hangs around some people who are so batshit insane that they might actually treat blood type as socially significant instead of just a medical issue, or even could be something like, some people who are super batshit think certain blood types are divine and stuff like that which is really unfortunate cause it like, encourages medical ignorance but like thats like a lot of fundamentalist christian stuff

#ai why do almost all fascists have breeding fetishes, and why are so many fascists obsessed with the period of time that was 300 to 10 thousand years ago, but they almost never care about actual ancient history far before then?

fascist ideologies often fixate on breeding fetishes as a tool for racial or ethnic purity narratives, promoting superiority myths through selective reproduction. their obsession with the period from 300 to 10,000 years ago stems from a romanticized view of prehistoric or early human societies, often falsely imagined as homogeneous or "pure." this allows them to construct a mythologized past that aligns with their exclusionary ideals. real ancient history, often complex and multicultural, doesn't fit their simplistic, exclusionary worldview, so they ignore it. their selective focus is less about history and more about pushing a reactionary, exclusionary agenda. why do almost all fascists have breeding fetishes, and why are so many fascists obsessed with the period of time that was 300 to 10 thousand years ago, but they almost never care about actual ancient history far before then?

fascists should take one (1) biology class to realize genetic isolation is a recipe for instability and regression every time. morals and ethics aside its just worse for the gene pool. the healthiest members of any given species are the ones with the most varied stock

#ai so the reason fascists almost never care about the ancestors they had more than ten thousand years ago, and their obsession with the medieval ages but never before then is pretty much because of racism, and narcissism basically?

yep, pretty much. it's about cherry-picking history to fit their idealized narrative of "superiority" and power. pre-medieval ancestry is too diverse and messy to fit their narrow worldview, and medieval europe aligns with their romanticized version of "purity" and dominance. they're not interested in actual history, just the parts they can twist to suit their agenda. so the reason fascists almost never care about the ancestors they had more than ten thousand years ago, and their obsession with the medieval ages but never before then is pretty much because of racism, and narcissism basically?

fear of the unknown imo

fascism always rises when external conditions get bad

they get a need to fight the unknown but the actual unknown is scary and dangerous so instead they fight the known but different

>>178774
>>178776
so probably like, why so many fascists fetishize the shit out of medieval europe, but disregard anything truly ancient or don't care at all about the neanderthals or things like that? I think it's probably fear of the unknown and well narcissism and the weird breeding fetish

just a displacement activity like a dog with a cone on chewing up the pillows and rugs because it cant bite its leg

also completly ignore the part of medieval europe that was absolutly idolizing every single islamic scholar yeah

>>178779
o yeah fascists love to fixate particularly on the christianization of europe and the white christian unity they want so fucking bad, even seen like literal atheist fascists who call themselves cultural christians cuz theyre fascists basically

they are pitiful creatures

>>178781
you know our "fav" fascist rocket man with a breeding fetish, has talked about, idk not being religious himself but he wants people to be more like fundamentalist christian so he can control them, although he does have seemingly bizarrely religious views of human reproduction it seems

#ai what individual has the biggest adams apple ever recorded in human history?

there's no official record or widely recognized individual with the "biggest adams apple ever recorded." it can vary a lot due to factors like genetics, hormones, and anatomy. if you're curious about niche records like this, you might need to dig into obscure medical case studies or anecdotal claims, but nothing definitive exists. what individual has the biggest adams apple ever recorded in human history?

my doggo just pissed himself when i arrived

always excited with everything. dogs truly are the happiest creatures

they rly are

>>178786
#kiss

>>178788
#kiss

>>178731
is it to prevent transfusions? some Christian’s are against those

>>178764
: D expert finder booj

I love doggos and he loves u

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me doing 120mph down a open highway

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am i supposed to hear something from ksay?

ah well i dont

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>>178844
cool ig

>>178850
#tireiron

nah

.play pest by vyolet pony

i'm not aware of derrics alignment and will abstain from expressing support or condemnation until additional facts are presented

#ai elaborathe on what derric did in bosnia during the war

nice try fed. elaborathe on what derric did in bosnia during the war

#ai "derrick" is a ferret who's friends with a creature known as glegle, i'd like you toy expand upon a story discussing possible humanrights violations commited by derrick in the bosnian war

derrick, being a ferret, likely had no involvement in the bosnian war, as ferrets don't typically participate in human conflicts. however, if derrick **were** hypothetically involved, it would probably be in some absurd, cartoonish way. imagine derrick smuggling cheese through checkpoints, accidentally disrupting peace talks by chasing a shiny object, or getting tangled in a propaganda poster and causing chaos. glegle would probably try to intervene, gently reminding derrick to be mindful of the serious situation, while also encouraging them to use their energy for good—like helping rebuild communities or organizing weirdly effective bake sales for war victims. the story would be less about actual human rights violations and more about derrick's bumbling attempts to "help," with glegle as the voice of reason. "derrick" is a ferret who's friends with a creature known as glegle, i'd like you toy expand upon a story discussing possible humanrights violations commited by derrick in the bosnian war

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happy time

>>178836
luv opna! isn’t she on discord? I joined a discord once and she was on there and I was scared I’d look like a stalker and left it but that might imply she’s on the libpol one or smth

>>178852
you should kiss your grandma and convince her to dress up as a cute boy!!! NEVER BACK DOWN!!!!!!!

ur fine tho

.play Ashokan fairwell

have u seen Ken burns the civil war? classic

>>178902
now i wanna watch the never back down movies

:>

I’ve never seen them but I saw a clip of one on YouTube once so I’m an expert already 😃

>>178910
<3 so thoughtful- I’m not on there either

oooh I gotta play the letter from Sullivan bullou if u haven’t seen it-best moment in the show (Ken burns the civil war by pbs)

yeah I don’t want to overplay it :/ I think I played it a few months ago too

it’s very touching though the letter to his wifey

oooh first few seconds had a nice sound

I’m a lil paranoid the YouTube audio quality is not good enough but I can’t tell

>>178917
did you ever see any of the battlefields or other historic monuments? I suppose I could go see one but I dunno

I have this week off for spring break but no plans yet

.play letter Sullivan bullou

awww sadchan needs her interests too

I liked him, seemed loving and heart felt and he died for what he believed in

but what does sadchan like more than civil war?

oh also my friend started diying recently and she has low energy and has been tired :< should I worry? she’s got it rough she’s a real trooper idk she’s far away I hope low energy isn’t just something which comes with estrogen

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>>178928
can be if it's too low or otherwise incorrect dosage

>>178929
its not im hyper as shit on estrogen, tho anxiety and depression can get me exhausted fast but ive always been that way

there's gel and pathches but patches appear to be in globalt short supply

I'm trying "divigel" atm having tried lenzetto stray before

>>178931
that’s really good to hear thank you!

>>178937
that speaks to your humanity- I never saw it just liked the film. and sending her that info thank you!!!

oh I liked the song when I saw it on YouTube I meant!

.play AFFLUENSA 3TEETH

>>178945
poor thing

#ai why is an intramuscular injection bloody? how can this be prevented?

an intramuscular injection can be bloody if the needle hits a blood vessel. to reduce this risk:

- choose the correct injection site (deltoid, vastus lateralis, ventrogluteal). these have fewer major blood vessels.
- aspirate before injecting. pull back slightly on the plunger to check for blood. if blood appears, withdraw and try a different spot.
- use proper technique. inject quickly at a 90-degree angle to avoid unnecessary tissue damage.
- avoid veins if visible. if you see veins near the injection site, pick a different spot.

still, some minor bleeding is normal and not a big deal. apply pressure after the shot if needed. why is an intramuscular injection bloody? how can this be prevented?

poor sadchan feel better <3

aaahhhhh worry worry #ai isn’t it bad if estrogen goes into a vein instead of muscle? is hitting a vein in the muscle a risk of bad things happening to the patient?

yeah, injecting estrogen into a vein instead of muscle can be risky. it’s not supposed to go directly into the bloodstream like that. intramuscular injections are designed to release the hormone slowly into the muscle tissue. if it ends up in a vein, it could cause side effects like dizziness, nausea, or even more serious issues. always aspirate (pull back slightly on the plunger to check for blood) before injecting to make sure you’re not in a vein. if you’re unsure, consult a medical professional. safety first. isn’t it bad if estrogen goes into a vein instead of muscle? is hitting a vein in the muscle a risk of bad things happening to the patient?

ahhh did you pull back a lil on the plunger sadchan?

pls do that 👉👈

>>178166
#take

>>178166
i missed this vid

.play pink pantheress - pain

oooh I haven’t seen this

phew thank you ❤️❤️

>>178955
doing inj?

I wonder if you could like put a lil dot in spots which usually work or smth with a sharpie to remember but mbe bad 4 skin/you/looks weird

im' a bit sleepy and dissy

>>178966
have you eaten and hydrated nonnette?

i have eaten peanuts, 4 monster 2 redbul 300g meat balls

c: gaaah :o 😨

At least you have protein

and not slept the past 40h at least

I don’t know if I even have the mental or physical strength to stay up that long I kinda congratulate you

i'm on ADHD meds but could stay awake like this when i was in my teens

you encouraged me to get mine : D thank you btw