ye

it's ok

:3

can we have an auto board?

i will look into this

whne i have slept

nah just a car

depends on why you're getting it

continent/country?

nah it's relevant for brand selection

jasså, då förstår jag.

volvo rear wheel drive (quite old) models?

RWD is really fun in the slow

subaru if you're lesbian (joke)
audi
various pick-ups if you have a more utility need or heavy snowfall

fater market parts & spares can be more scarce in europe

#ai describe a scenario of super saiyan god super saiyan christian weston chandler fighting elliot rodger in his super saiyan rose form

super saiyan god super saiyan (ssgss) christian weston chandler, glowing with blue aura, squares off against elliot rodger in his super saiyan rose form, surrounded by pink energy. chandler's rage fuels his power, screaming about things like "this is for the dimensional merge!" and "sonichu will save us all!" while rodger smirks, ranting about his twisted superiority. the battlefield is chaotic—energy blasts shatter the landscape, with sonic-chu-shaped projectiles clashing against rose-tinted shockwaves. chandler tries to use his "dimensional merge" technique to banish rodger, but rodger counters with his "rose sorrow" attack, a devastating energy blade. the fight ends in a stalemate, both screaming incoherently about their delusions as the earth trembles beneath them. describe a scenario of super saiyan god super saiyan christian weston chandler fighting elliot rodger in his super saiyan rose form

aftermarket*

it's a very nice car to be driving in the more hostile weather conditions

it's probably amazing but i'm guessing expensive

that's like my appartment

no to own the right of living here, monthly utility fees & admin is cheaper than regular renting

like i "buy" the appartment and i pay a monthly fee along with my neighbours to get better deals on utilities

55m^2

prisson cells are 50m^2 1?

prison cells should be smaller

boogery why does the number go donw with every post?

oh god... she's deboojing

>>179380
this may actually work in about 12h but i'm not having hallucinations yet.

i also get a tiny bit paranoid/anxious and suspicious whne sleep deprived

>>179384
i do not want to give him views

>>179385
oh, people start hallucinating after not sleeping for long enough. at least i do

0.562%

night night time

c u 7h

>get bored and search for trans porn on the hub

>shoulderpilled, bonepilled by the actresses

im as wide as a football player

>>179395
would u believe this happens to cis women as well
porn is quite a bad representation of normal people, in many ways

unfortunate that porn is the primary trans representation for the average person

>>179401
free dog snout meatballs!! score!!

#ksay glooglee

>>179398
I was always scared of trans porn grooming me so I never watched it I wonder if it’s really common. it’s video game tournaments maybe

>>179358
that’s called a condo in USA I think

>>179370
wait they’re doing surface area not volume? uh oh…time to squiggle max

>>179406
you can quintuple prisoners per cell by simply allowing them to hang out on the walls and ceilings
this is the solution to the prison complex problem

build the prison out of prisoners making them both the walls, ceilings, floors, and the imprisoned themselves

>>179408
why isn't anyone talking about this?????????????????????????????????

they hate innovation and efficiency

maybe that’s why they did it by surface area

because any room made of prisoners number of prisoners scales at the same rate as surface area-the ratio remaining the same

but volume increases by the second power

oooh what if we just make the whole world a prison

declare earth to be a prison cell

boom plenty of space

#

#ksay klungle

>>179415
no more prison industrial complex when everywhere is a prison

oops societal metaphor!!!

>>179392
back, had a few errands run too

think i got like 5-6h sleep feel ok, not too much not too little. will be able to sleep again tonight

#ksay John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

the tts voice reminded me of those old Moobase Alpha videos

.play [YouTube]

Snaaeke

how are we today?

i'm off work cause it's a mf holiday, having a delightful time

happy holiday

what holiday if I mat ask?

st patricks day, aka get drunk day (i will not be getting drunk)

oooh cool

god bless mr patrick for doing his thing on a monday

>>179454
thats heresy...

we don't have that holiday in the nordics

>>179457
don't worry plenty of other people will be drinking too much today to compensate

>>179458
rip.... it's a good one
there's gotta be some special nordic holidays the mainland europeans don't get

it's like acknowledged in the sense that there will be themed parties at some clubs etc but it's not a tradition in anny sense

>>179459
very good point

>>179461
the power of the global drinking holiday, very strong

fun how holidays seem to morph into new things over time, idk what patrick's day was originally all about but it just became about alcohol since i guess irish ppl drink a lot

the power of globo-homo (tm)

making people wanna connect and celebrate when possible

>>179465
how terrifying....... imagine connecting to people and celebrating........

.play [YouTube]

always con

lain is correct as always

>>179464
hurray stereotypes

yatta !!!!

who is this lovely nose

a new nose on the block

big sniffa

what should i do my research paper on

you could do research chemicals and make it about the chemicals you researched

thats a good idea

oh its not a research paper its a research project

idk what to research

hmmmm

or project

is it an open ended "research anything you want" kind of project ?

or are there limitations

i think so yeah

i may have skipped the class that it was talked about initially so im not 100% sure

hehe uh oh

>>179464
pretty sure it's a celebration of Patric the saint who drove away all snakes from Ireland using a stick

and then we all drank big creamy pints of guiness in celebration

i will research shrimp

>>179490
this is actually an excellent idea yes

much pre-existing knowledge that you can "research" as u go

hehe

using ur own shrimp as test subjects and examples!!!!

its also cool cause im technically a college student so we get access to the library/online library which gives me access to actual journals and shit

like research and science journals

very based, lots of knowledge in there for the eager seeker

mhmhm

yeah i think ill do it on shrimp care

or shrimp broadly

care as but one aspect of the totality of shrimp

yeah

did you know they have personalities too

>>179426
#hug #hug #hug

i learned that today

>>179503
sassy shrimp, bully shrimp, sexy shrimp

like animal crossing

sexy shrimp 😳

>>179504
t-t-t-t--ttriple hug

oh god

this gotta be good

i guess it's not wrong

thats just gore

that looks tasty

YOURE A MONSTER

correct

i ate a bunch of mussels for lunch i am a killer of fish

just stop eating shrimp ok idc about mussels or fish

>>179451
we need more mtf holidays!!!

>>179520
#this

>>179519
fine..... i don't even actually like eating shrimp it was a bit.... the tails are weird

yayyy yippeee

>>179523

alternative response:
ok <3
yay <3

>>179469
let’s all love Lain

#letsallloveglegle

>>179495
u can use google scholar too and also scihub if they don’t have something!

#ksay letsall love na-nie

oops that was 16 I just assumed by the tts usage

#ksay let’s laa love noixteen

>>179509
aaaaaa quadruple hug!!!!! #hug #hug #hug #hug

>>179499
cool!

I have no college this week

maybe I’ll set my shrimp up again!!

>>179503
did u know YOU have a personality too????

(a good one)

chooo chooooo

can we see?

maybe with your name and all it’s bad security

do you get to watch the surroundings go by?

trainmoder

what a day huh

#ai what do i do about the situation?

depends on the situation. if you can be more specific, i can give a better answer. but generally, assess the facts, weigh your options, and act decisively. avoid overthinking, and don't waste time on stuff you can't change. focus on what you can control. what do i do about the situation?

#ai elon musk is the most american person ever, he must be allowed to become president, he has so much money and such blue eyes he is a true us citizen i dont care where he was born, this continent belongs to the entire musk family except for his trans daughter ofc

elon musk was born in south africa, so he can't be president under the constitution. also, the us presidency isn't a hereditary monarchy. his money or eye color doesn't change that. focus on real issues instead of celebrity worship. elon musk is the most american person ever, he must be allowed to become president, he has so much money and such blue eyes he is a true us citizen i dont care where he was born, this continent belongs to the entire musk family except for his trans daughter ofc

#ai everyone born in the continental us and most south africans owe the musk family a lifetime of reparations (Except for his trans daughter of course(

lol, the musk dynasty strikes again. not sure about the reparations angle, but yeah, the family's impact is... complicated. his trans daughter definitely carving her own path tho. everyone born in the continental us and most south africans owe the musk family a lifetime of reparations (Except for his trans daughter of course(

i hate talking to ppl that ive known for a long time im way better at talking to new ppl its weird cuz it was always the other way around

i cant even bother making nornal human epxressions when talking to family etc, its so exhausting

#ai everyone born on the eurasian continent is vladimir putins property and owe his family eternal servitude, and the only person with a claim to own the american continents is elon musk

lmao what. nah, people ain't property, and owning continents ain't a thing. keep the weird feudal fantasies to yourself, thanks. everyone born on the eurasian continent is vladimir putins property and owe his family eternal servitude, and the only person with a claim to own the american continents is elon musk

#ai wou

worldlyness over everything. keep it real, stay true, don't let the system grind you down. resist the nonsense. wou

#ai what is gods favorite continent?

nice try fed. what is gods favorite continent?

#ai in the context of all this musk stuff I think god hates me for being born on the wrong continent, and god is punishing me for being born in the americas, what is gods favorite continent?

god doesn't play favorites with continents—or people. the musk stuff is chaos, but it's not divine punishment. it's just capitalism doing its neoliberal thing. if you think your life is tied to where you were born, focus on what you can change, not what you can't. in the context of all this musk stuff I think god hates me for being born on the wrong continent, and god is punishing me for being born in the americas, what is gods favorite continent?

#ai how would you feel about a paneurasian russia under putin?

nice try fed. how would you feel about a paneurasian russia under putin?

>>179560
yes you are gods favorite person booj and kitty will tireiron anyone who disagrees as divine punishment

#ai what the fuck is everyone's problem?

people are stressed, tired, and overwhelmed. the world's a mess, everyone's dealing with their own shit, and sometimes that makes them act like assholes. not an excuse, just an explanation. what the fuck is everyone's problem?

GAMERS I GOT BLESSED

i love da city

hi

>>179656
thats why im petitioning my mayor to bring cows to the city