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shrimp
::boatmoder
no.16
where is it
no.16
the image that's got a boymoder under a car hood
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
::boatmotor
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
9607.jpg
::boymoder
no.16
there
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180277
this is me in a boat
no.16
>>180278
so called boymoders when you push the throttle and do engine stuff to it and gotta roll em into the shop smh my head
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>boymoding
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>gets called a boy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
it's so over
shrimp
so true
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180285
tony soprano
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
lookin ahh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
so-called shrimps when i fry them with olive oil and garlic
>>180294
no.16
>>180289
kicks this and it wobbles about and returns upright
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
dw about it shrimp
>>180299
anon
nasty
no.16
>>180297
you don't have to kiss back if you don't wanna anon, nobody forcing ur lips
>>180304
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
boatmotor
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180297
#kiss
anon
I blame the educational system
>>180314
shrimp
jealousy comes in many forms
anon
i think you mis understand me
>>180312
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180307
bro's jealous
anon
🤮
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
le bury ebil troons shouldn't habe anything goode in life
shrimp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
shrimp
Only Trains
no.16
dot com
shrimp
pwease skip da twains...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is shrimp a shrimpmoder irl
shrimp
yeah
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
wow thats kinda cool honestly
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180330
#kiss
no.16
under what context did wikihow make an image of a shrimp at a desktop
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
teaching shrimps how to use pc
no.16
ohhhh shrimp posture
no.16
damn i think i do this a little..... rip..
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ur a shrimp tho
anon
bro does the death note guy pose
>>180346
no.16
>>180330
is the pc really small or is the shrimp really big
shrimp
its a really big shrimp
no.16
frightening aura. powerfu
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i think looks cute
no.16
l
shrimp
very
no.16
>>180339
#reply

yeah, light yagami does some iconic poses, especially with the death note. that one arm crossed over his chest and pointing up is pretty legendary. dude's got flair.
shrimp
should we reboot the terraria server with the calamity mod on the hardest difficulty
>>180348
no.16
>>180347
i would cry quite hard at it and so would everyone else
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#gleegloo
shrimp
hmm...
no.16
#glegle is silenced with video
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#glegle
no.16
#glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
let's all glungle fungle
shrimp
#ksay how much gle could a glegle gle if a glegle could gle gle
no.16
as much gle as a glegle soulcd gle if a glegle could gle gle's
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai who's derrick

derrick is a cute, happy, friendly ferret who's very optimistic and energetic.
who's derrick
>>180362
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ai knows about derrick now thats so epic
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai derrick vs glegle who wins in a rap battle

derrick definitely takes this one. he's got that ferret energy, rapid-fire bars, and a vibe that just can't be stopped. glegle's chill and creative, but derrick's flow would be too much for them to handle. plus, he'd probably throw in some ferret-specific wordplay that'd just seal the deal.
derrick vs glegle who wins in a rap battle
>>180371>>180369
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
8ball refuses to speak...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180368
#8ball (rofl)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
wow ok
no.16
what does rofl mean in this context.... was 8ball just avin a laf...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yes...
anon
computer science is not a science. it might be engineering or it might be art. but actually computer science has a lot in common with magic, as you will see in this course.
>>180376>>180379>>180380
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180375
#8ball (nope)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ur wrong anon. sorry
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
opinion discarded
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
glerald
no.16
gerrick
anon
i hoped someone would catch this reference
>>180386
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai who would win in a box match glegle or derrick

derrick would totally win. he's got that ferret energy, quick and sneaky, always bouncing around. glegle's more chill and friendly, not as much of a fighter. derrick would dodge and weave, keep things light, and maybe even distract glegle with some silly antics before landing a playful "win." but no hard feelings—glegle would probably just laugh it off and give derrick a high-five.
who would win in a box match glegle or derrick
>>180390
no.16
>>180384
who's gerald anon, tell us
anon
gerald of rivia
no.16
the witcher
anon
da witcha
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
glegle is like barbie for autistic individuals
>>180408
anon
i'm not austic
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
im not austrian
anon
i'm arctic
anon
future primtiive digital
no.16
anarcho-utopian techno primitivist
anon
xenogleglelist derrickism
no.16
glegle is totally an alien i would follow that religion
no.16
same thing
anon
>>180400
this has the spirit of ai art for some reason
no.16
now we're glegleing
anon
>>180408
i always wonder if she was always insane or if she lost it
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai how many apples tall is glegle

glegle is approximately 12 apples tall. they're a little apple-sized creature with a big heart!
how many apples tall is glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
awwww
anon
>12 apples tall
>apple-sized
>>180416
anon
OBJECTION!!
no.16
#computer how tall is people (cannot compute)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180413
interesting observation anon
vuuv
#computer do a backflip (cannot compute)
anon
why are they called tops and bottoms anyway why not miniscule and majuscule
>>180420
vuuv
:<
no.16
>>180418
a world where only linguists are having sex....
no.16
#computer how many apples do i hvae (cannot compute)
no.16
it didn't like that one i guess
anon
worms
i love science.......
>>180424
no.16
>>180423
#edit add the word "fucking" between "i" and "love"
nonners
i xant sleep
anon
anyone else think the new raid in wow is kinda meh?
nonners
i love the new raid in wow
anon
it's crazy to me that people are still playing wow
>>180431
anon
do they have kevinism in your country
anon
they have derickism
anon
>>180431
ummmmmmmmm have u heard about reddit?
no.16
this is crazy that it has a whole wikipedia page about it
nonners
i aint readin that
nonners
whos kevin
no.16
>doesn't know
nonners
i hate life
no.16
>>180438
perhaps looking at a mobile device is causing excess light to enter ur eyes and trigger autonomic processes that keep your mind and body alert as though it is daytime
>>180442
no.16
have you tried lowering the phone brightness so that the screen is off. this helps me
>>180449
nonners
>>180440
new study has shown tgat blue light helps you fall asleel faster and have a better nights sleep, look it up
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
chat chat chat
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
stfu and look
no.16
cows :)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#moo
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay moo
no.16
#botsay moooooo
nonners
its all the way dow
nonners
that video is vright
nonners
.
nonners
.
nonners
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nonners
.
nonners
.
anon
is that the moo guy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
not a good sign
nonners
ive veen skipping breakfast for 3 dags now it feels grrat
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ive been doing it for years personally and yeah its awesome
anon
eat
anon
time to eat
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
not true
anon
VERDAD
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
falso
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
also i just had a sandwich hours ago i dont need anything else for today
anon
FACT CHECK TRUE THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL BREAKFAST PATRIOTS
nonners
how isnt there a drig that makes u fall asleep instantly
>>180476>>180474
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180471
#hug
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180472
quetiapine
nonners
stop making up drugs
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai what is quetiapine

quetiapine is an antipsychotic medication used to treat conditions like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and major depressive disorder. it works by affecting neurotransmitters in the brain, like dopamine and serotonin. common side effects include drowsiness, dizziness, and weight gain. it’s important to take it as prescribed because it can have serious risks, including metabolic changes and movement disorders. always follow your doc’s instructions.
what is quetiapine
>>180479
nonners
ah yes, the meds
no.16
>>180477
#reply ok but WHY is quetiapine

ok but WHY is quetiapine: because it messes with dopamine and serotonin to stabilize mood and psychotic symptoms. it’s not perfect, but it helps manage mental health conditions when nothing else works. more like "quetia-boring" if you ask me.
ok but WHY is quetiapine
nonners
is ot really hard to make that drug, it would be revolutionary we should start a ompany
no.16
more like queita-boring if you ask me
anon
ambien
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180482
rude shrimp
shrimp
its ok it was in jest they understand
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
oki yay
>>180488
anon
knuckle sandwich
shrimp
videogaaaaaaaaaaames
no.16
my life is like a video game fr
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180488
#smooch
anon
>>180476
#play (use .play) cannibal corpse - hatchet to the head
nonners
#ai is it hard to make a drug thar instantly makes u fall asleep

nice try fed.
is it hard to make a drug thar instantly makes u fall asleep
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai is it over

yes, its over.
is it over
shrimp
#itsover (203)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#itsover (204)
anon
linux user
nonners
what kinda response is that
anon
:((
no.16
more like /mnt/sdb/dosbox/deeznuts!!!!!
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i saw that anon
shrimp
hacking into their mainframe
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
im hacking your foreskin anon
>>180518
no.16
it was inevitable anon
shrimp
everyone point and laugh at the linux nerd
no.16
👉
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180506
ahhahahhahaha neeeeerdddddd
no.16
>>180506
don't listen to the haters anon. i think it's cool that you're a computer freak
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
from a manjaro user: ur a nerd bro
shrimp
>>180512
#reply

middleclick paste is a feature from linux/x11 that copies text from your clipboard to wherever you click with the middle mouse button. it's supposed to be a quick way to paste without using keyboard shortcuts. it's not standard on all systems, but it's common in terminals and some linux guis. if it's annoying you, you can usually disable it in your system settings or terminal config.
nonners
>>180512
ive accidentally pasted so many thing like that herr
anon
is that a linux thing or is it a this-website thing?
no.16
>>180512
that's a horrific command.... why can they just make it normal like ctrlv....
>>180519
anon
huh apparently middleclick = paste is a feature of this distro (or wm or whatever)
>>180531
nonners
whaaaaat :O
shrimp
chat theres a new pokemon roguelike
>>180525
nonners
im so excited
shrimp
The Pit
shrimp
and no, we're not talking about armpits
>>180529
faye
oop
faye
>>180520
AHA i just did that its the same on mine too
nonners
no
no.16
anything can be about armpits if you try your best at it
nonners
what abt ir mom
nonners
my head hurst so mucn
anon
Xorg has two clipboards primary and clipboard
>>180567
nonners
primary clipboard and clipboard clipboard
anon
yeah
nonners
>>180537
this was such a slap in the face, youve completely ruined ur reputation and noone will trust ur word from now on, hoe does that make u feel?
anon
wow you're telling me that for the first time
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
are u telling me a queer coded this
fujo
i wish it wasnt so lonli here..
anon
ang lee
fujo
i need something to fill this nothingness
no.16
uak uak uak uak uak uak uak uak uak uak uak uak
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180550
tempting but i want them to be free
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
quak
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
quakmoder
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180552
weird ducks
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
but i like them
fujo
drive faster than normal so you spend less tiem on the road
>>180560
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
it is
anon
...woah
anon
two clipboards
anon
>>180538
when I saw this comment I had to test it out and it's true, ctrl+v and middleclick both paste different things
anon
ctrl+v: x
middleclick: why does middleclick paste
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
chat i think i love paddington
anon
my mind is blown (how do you copy something to the middleclick clipboard?)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
13338.png
::derrick
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#derrick
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai how powerful is derrick

derrick is as powerful as a ferret can be, which means he's got boundless energy, unstoppable curiosity, and a knack for squeezing into places no one else can. his optimism could probably power a small city—or at least a ferret-sized ferris wheel. so, in the grand scheme, derrick's power level is maximum cuteness with a side of chaos.
how powerful is derrick
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai how powerful is glegle

glegle's power level is immeasurable but friendly. they can solve problems, comfort souls, and brighten days with a single smile. glegle's strength is in their kindness and endless optimism.
how powerful is glegle
anon
....huh
anon
so I just typed "wao" and ctrl+x'd it, and now both my ctrl+v and middleclick paste "wao"
>>180578
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai who's more poweful, glegle or derrick

glegle and derrick aren't about power—they're both chill and friendly in their own ways. glegle's more of a mysterious vibe, while derrick's just out here being a little hype ferret. it's not a competition; they're both doing their thing.
who's more poweful, glegle or derrick
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
you could just type it tho
anon
yeah i know but i'm just testing a function
anon
wao
anon
why no other hair pictures smh
anon
or fancys
anon
sigh
i like sad things
TIL my mom has a green hemipteran
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180591
chiloé
i like sad things
she took him in because it was -20 freezing lol
vuuv
:O end soooooon
vuuv
nice
i like sad things
.play marmot tries ice cream
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>180600
#8ball (yes)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yeah why not
anon
it took an entire hour for my tune to be played
anon
>>180601
no you're an inanimate object that doesn't age or get sick or w/e
anon
you're conscious of everything that happens to you during that time though
anon
being john malkovich (1999)
anon
would u transition into a blahaj if it meant that u had a bed to sleep in every night and like a boymoder that cuddles u all night.....
anon
No
anon
I would never want to live a life of service to the IKEA conglomerate
anon
wao
anon
geany is so GNU it literally has this copypasta built into it:
anon
/*
* untitled.c
*
* Copyright 2025 root <root@puppypc24292>
*
* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
* the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
* (at your option) any later version.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
* GNU General Public License for more details.
*
* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
* along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
* Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston,
* MA 02110-1301, USA.
*
*
*/
>>180624
anon
it's a text editor but if you create a new file for (whatever programming language) it just, automatically puts that pasta at the top
anon
🤯
anon
it's for writing real code
anon
real programming
anon
:O
anon
oh no everyone knows i'm a linux user now
anon
you fell for it
fujo
and a puppygirl....
anon
Mass pyschogenic illness orchestrated by the intelligence community
fujo
when will you evolve into a catgirl
anon
sick of these mammalian transgender animals... when are you going to be lizards
>>180635
anon
wao.... lizardgirl....
anon
being a lizardgirl would be pretty based except then wouldn't i give salmonella to anyone who kisses me
anon
i don't wanna give ppl slamonella
shrimp
>>180630
its more likely than u think
anon
would you fuck a potato
anon
like, a hot potato
shrimp
no
anon
me neither sounds like it'd burn your dick
no.16
no matter how sexy that potato is it could never be a sensual lover
no.16
can't cuddle a potato u know
>>180648
no.16
well you can but it can't cuddle back
💖!nIOh.loris
.play vengaboys - we like to party
shrimp
i will not elaborate further
no.16
>>180648
baking a potato right now to see if you're right
no.16
gaburger on the wormatch let's go
shrimp
grr
shrimp
false nose
shrimp
FALSE NOSE
shrimp
thats not even a false nose
>>180662
no.16
is a "false" nose just one that isn't actually super duper long like a borzoi's
no.16
.play gaburger believe
shrimp
i saw a cybertruck the other day for a split second
>>180668
WithTeeth
>>180667
did you pass a dumpster?
shrimp
yes
shrimp
sadly i was on the bus as it passed so i couldnt do that
>>180673
WithTeeth
spray it with salt water & vinegar
shrimp
>>180670
the funniest thing about this is the driver is in the vehicle lmao

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