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shrimp
king snicker
malory.h
its him
shrimp
WHAT
shrimp
ITS REALLY HIM
shrimp
thats crazy
anon
im gay
malory.h
oh yeah ? name every gay
>>182905
anon
me
malory.h
shrimp are you passing notes
do you want to show the entire class
shrimp
no that was amistake
malory.h
bring the note to the front of the class
shrimp
no....
shrimp
*eats the note*
malory.h
im imagining a whole skit where the teacher has you 'drop it.. DROP it'
but i dont want to play this out in realtime
so enjoy your own imagination's rendition
>>182913>>182915
malory.h
what the fuck lmao
shrimp
its time to go back to the factory...
malory.h
poor shrimp
shrimp
numbers aint gonna make themselves
>>182923
shrimp
nonners
nonners
>>182918
#editai add "go up" at the end
shrimp
what if your name was
shrimp
nosers
nonners
then my name would be nosers
>>182928
shrimp
wtf
shrimp
be nice
nonners
but what do i get for being nice
shrimp
friendship
nonners
sweet
shrimp
and ill buy you a pizza
nonners
i already ate it this morning
shrimp
but i didnt buy it yet...
nonners
irrelevant
SadChan🍉🍉
Ive got Wide Range 5 so if I eat a snickers you eat it too
shrimp
are you trying to generate a snickers penis
malory.h
sorry best it could do is post malone
SadChan🍉🍉
no
SadChan🍉🍉
im trying to generate eating a snickers with the veiny part face down
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>182949
this is a VERY cursede four panel non-four panel image
shrimp
I HATE NUBBYS NUMBER FACTORY
>>182957
malory.h
i have an 'in' at larrys letter factory if youre interested
>>182954
shrimp
im sick of numbers
shrimp
if i ever have to see another power of 2 again i will vomit
no.16
>>182951
what did nubby ever do to you
shrimp
its just really hard i cant beat it
no.16
so you're saying.... it's a skill issue...... i see
shrimp
no the game is just poorly designed
shrimp
its not a skill issue im a god gamer i got placed in diamond 5 in overwatch 2 i have skill ok i have skill!!!!!!!!
no.16
the important thing to know is that we all have different abilities
malory.h
it looks like a bad arg
no.16
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this sounds crazy i need to play this
shrimp
its really fun
shrimp
good vibes too
shrimp
in on the gel
no.16
the aesthetics are extremely good
no.16
rapidly rotating dinner
no.16
abandon hope all ye on mobile
shrimp
its a pulsar
shrimp
thats me
no.16
#c picture of a dog (cannot compute)
nonners
whats with the flowers
nonners
man
malory.h
::shimp dinner
malory.h
HEEHEE
no.16
lamb cutlet shimp
nonners
i had a sega console and played stuff on my crt back then
nonners
but mario was my least fav for some reason
shimp
I'm making macaroni
nonners
yea
nonners
hes like
nonners
who cares
shimp
right? we know ur Mario get over urself
malory.h
the world they built around the concept of 'jumpy plumber' makes no sense
malory.h
ohh theres a dinosaur
malory.h
????
nonners
is mario a kid? why is he so short, but he has a mustache
no.16
i eagerly await the return of our truly schizo ai transversion
malory.h
i have a real soft spot for this version of it
but it is not schizo
no.16
it's like silly ai.... or whacky ai.... but my friend does not be having bouts of psychosis!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) shrimp
SadChan🍉🍉
#tag (post has no image) shrimp
SadChan🍉🍉
Shrimp check that out
malory.h
good job sadchan
shrimp
very good shrimpo
no.16
sadgle...
malory.h
😔
nonners
am im bed
nonners
its crazy how i spend most of my days sitting or lying
shrimp
very subtle
malory.h
which one do you think this is >>183060
shrimp
its gotta be uhhhh
shrimp
the one with the dog
shrimp
fuck
malory.h
HEEHEE
no.16
FOOLED AGAIN
shrimp
gay
no.16
the sex part is pretty good actually
no.16
it's rly tryin with that shadow
shrimp
horrific image
nonners
i cant sleep (classic)
shrimp
lame
nonners
you asked for ice cream you got ice crram
>>183090
nonners
be careful what u wish for
>>183093
shrimp
oh no
malory.h
>>183097
👆yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
malory.h
i tried to be fucked up at the crib with the boys but they only called me by my name apprehensively and wouldnt talk to me
malory.h
needless to say i wasnt invited back to the crib
shrimp
id invite u to my crib
malory.h
i really appreciate that shrimp but i cant breathe underwater....
shrimp
everyone always says that.......
>>183105
no.16
>>183103
you should do the sandy cheeks thing and get a bunch of domes for people to breathe in
>>183110
malory.h
yes yes you should do that !!!
faye
gamer
faye
#ksay gamers
no.16
#botsay will all the agmers please stand up
faye
#ksay can we ban all gamers !!!! also. balls
malory.h
>>183111
let me #check (checked) yours
no.16
oh shit
no.16
>>183117
oh dear i'm awfully cringe then
shrimp
90k isnt BAd tho
shrimp
its a hard game
no.16
it's true that nubbby makes a mean number
shrimp
>>183120
you need to do the on a newline
no.16
>>183120
it's just mean and doesn't work with hashtag source specifically
opworm hardcoded workarounds so it would work with most things but not hashtag source.......
shrimp
no it does
no.16
>>183126
you gave it an image though,... or did you...
shrimp
i used source
no.16
oooh so it's just gotta be two diff lines i c
shrimp
yes u silly noober
shrimp
oh i guess for the booru it doesnt thats weird
no.16
i'm crying
no.16
my tears are dry
shrimp
frightening
no.16
that child is far too moist put it back
faye
what
faye
those nubs
faye
what is wrong with that child
>>183153
shrimp
sesbian
shrimp
lol
shrimp
it didnt even try
no.16
very sesbian
faye
it all makes sense now, thank you
shrimp
im thinking about it girl
no.16
it girl:
shrimp
thats a good one
no.16
>>183158
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
shrimp
>>183158
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
faye
hahahaaaa i was creeping on an old friewnd of mine
>>183168
no.16
hehehehhe
no.16
linktree dot gov / pornography
faye
and i accidentally pasted clipboard
>>183174
faye
oopsie
no.16
>>183171
many such cases...........
shrimp
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>>183182>>183185
fujo
are you okay..
no.16
>>183181
#reply
base64 to ascii pelase

nice try fed.
fujo
good 😌
malory.h
>>183183
did u get something in your feelers again
shrimp
im just in a mood
malory.h
youve been in the number factory too long ........
>>183192
no.16
.play public service broadcasting inform educate entertain
no.16
>>183192
nubby's gotten to you too hard. take a step back from the factory
shrimp
why... so you can steal my shift???
no.16
i've already handed in my notice to nubby. he spat in ym face. i'm outta the factory
shrimp
thats just what he wants you to think. youll be back tomorrow same thing happened to me first time i tried to quit
>>183198
no.16
>>183197
did you also get sucked into balatro when it came out first ?
>>183201
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
mhh yes, osha loves this
>>183200
no.16
>>183199
we only play osha-approved tunes on this website
shrimp
im actually not that sucked into nubby either ive probably only played like 4-5 hours
>>183205
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
not seeing any hard hats as they move those casting dies around
>>183206>>183204
malory.h
>>183203
hard hats will resonate the impact and rattle around even more than without them its an unneeded expense ..,
>>183208
no.16
>>183202
it's not too late to let nubby go....... i believe in you...
no.16
>>183203
it was a different time they were just suuuper chill back then n laid back n dgaf
>>183207
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183206
they don't make skulls like they used to
no.16
>>183204
this is a good point a lot of people wearing hard hats get even more fucked up...................
>>183209
malory.h
>>183208
its like seatbelts and vaccinations
no.16
we invent seatbelts and suddenly a lot of people are getting hurt in car accidents????????? do your own research that backs up your preconceived notions of this flat earth everyone
>>183212>>183213>>183211
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183210
make sure to adapt your theory when evidence suggest against it so you're never wrong in your conviction just the finer details of how and why it's maintained
>>183215
malory.h
>>183210
signal boosting this to wake up my liberal friends
fujo
>>183210
we invented cars and people eat more burgers... do your own research!!
no.16
oh fuck this is the whole album hell yeah i love this band
no.16
>>183211
#this (real) #this #this if they tell you something that doesn't make sense then they're just lying or paid off by big media or something. follow the money
>>183217
no.16
the most important thing is my own immaculate ego
Nr.1 Skate Appreciator
>>183215
we all know it's to sell flawed earth-globes and get the youth to worship satan
malory.h
anthem for people who never made it past the dihydrogen monoxide bit
shrimp
\=ehrfwi3hfir4hfgi3uhr4i8w3ghgi8fuhr
shrimp
is that..... *gulps* your pussy.....
no.16
yes
shrimp
oh wait
no.16
damn i missed the presloppening
malory.h
shrimpsave
malory.h
truly
no.16
hmmm too much noise and it just does nothin
no.16
there they are
malory.h
that big steel hammer makes me so uncomfortable
i cant stop thinking about getting caught in it or something
no.16
big factories are fuckin crazy for the amount of huge machines like that
no.16
could munch you right up!!!
good thing you don't work in a factory...................................................
malory.h
no statement gets me queasy like 'application of mechanical forces'
malory.h
the thought of being harmed at the whim of an uncaring metal behemoth monster machine
>>183251
shrimp
giant machinery that could crush you like a bug are both frightening and arousing
>>183248>>183250
no.16
>>183247
#replace machinery -> thighs
shrimp
touche
no.16
>>183246
like human-sized cosmic horror
the machine does not care if rebar or bones are placed inside
>>183252
malory.h
>>183251
yes ............
the uncaring machine does not relent :(
malory.h
truthfully i feel the same about cars
even if they put happy faces on them
>>183256
shrimp
my proboscis curls in delight at the thought
>>183255
no.16
>>183253
cars are fucked and quite a few ppl seem to not rly pay much attention while drivin em!!!
>>183260
malory.h
>>183257
you think that until you cant get it off and yourre doing shrimp loops
malory.h
>>183256
they genuinely have no conceptualization of the 3000lb thing they're whipping around at very high speeds
>>183262
no.16
>>183260
literally
n you call em out on going too fast or whatever and they're like "fuck off" like bro....
>>183266
malory.h
>>183262
some people never make it past that adolescent like
brainrot 'im invincible' thing
and then they're 30 two pints in going 96 down the highway
no.16
to be fair the best views of the road are when ur a few pints deep and speeding
>>183269
no.16
the road aura changes completely
malory.h
>>183267
sorry i mean 150+ down the highway
europe
no.16
km/h superiority !!!!!
no.16
>>183264
your life is like a video game fr
no.16
>>183271
imagine a mile but two of them and then you're pretty close
malory.h
>>183271
that thing that tells you how fast your going
shrimp
wrong! a kilometer is a unit. it means kilograms per meter
>>183276
no.16
let her cook
no.16
#c how many kilograms per meter (10 grams per centimeter)
malory.h
i would but she just put 3 kilometers of milk in the batter
malory.h
thats milk w/ garlic
no.16
a delicacy in many parts of europe
shrimp
garlic milk
no.16
gilk
malory.h
im closing my eyes and moving them around to see how light looks through my eyelids
and i only wanted to see what it was like through one eye
so i tried to close the other ............
>>183291
no.16
>>183288
hehehhee
could always pop it out...
no.16
>>183290
i like this #upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
malory.h
look at you go !!!!!!!!!!!

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