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no.17
soon #tm™
no.17
heebyjeebyai
frighteningai
befuddledai
fujo
>>183699
any of them are schizo tbh
fujo
i dont get what the fuzz is all about..
>>183706
anon
they're all special in their own way
fujo
>>183703
i tried copilot again recently, all it did was slow me down and lead me into rabbitholes that took me more time than if i had done it myself to begin with
no.17
:)
fujo
it's a psyop to make humanity even less productive than it already is
>>183713>>183712
no.17
i got mf shot by an amazon worker!!!!!
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183708
it' s a marketing ploy to get people to fork over more data and spend more money on a feature that sounds great to people who will never have to use it for themselves
>>183716>>183719
SadChan🍉🍉
i think it would be fucked up if he tries to shoot himself but he angles the gun too low and it goes out the back of his head but doesnt hit his spine so hes just fucked up for life but survives and is jailed while paralyzed
>>183715
no.17
>>183713
#this also
ai shit is desperate for more consentually-given data to train on so they can maybe try and make something worth buying
>>183718
SadChan🍉🍉
much better to kys by shooting either the spinal column out at the base of the skull or going horizontally through the sklull I think to cause as much damage to brain tissue as possible
>>183720
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183716
marketing teams want the data, the AI as we've seen so far aren't gonna work with more data but said data once in their posession can be used for future, better models
SadChan🍉🍉
dont kys ever though instead just become homeless and go live somewhere sunny and pet wild dogs
faye
can i pet wild frogs instead
no.17
sounds like a much better use of my time than being dead yes yes yes
no.17
>>183724
would that even work...... it feels like the 4chan captcha thing where they put in the n word for half the words. like u can just filter out the poison....
no.17
i fink the best approach is to not engage with shit like that and let it wither and grasp onto its final little straws and everyone realises ai isn't the magical do-everything creative future that ppl keep shilling it as
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play [YouTube]
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183728
but it gives me an answer every time!
and with such confidence!

elmers glue is a good pizza ingredient any way
no.17
>>183728
business people love anything that oozes confidence
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
so the general throught is that AI bad but we use ai here frequently?

is this ai some how less unethical than the usual ones?
>>183734>>183735
anon
I agree AI bad
no.17
>>183732
hmmmmmmmm
i guess it's the use case of ai that's the problem
using ai for business decisions or like asking it for knowledge (coding etc) is just a bad idea
fujo
>>183732
its great for shitposting and like, language tasks.. but anything past that? meh.
no.17
#bpdai post hog please

nice try fed. post hog please
no.17
i am, and i'm tired of pretending i'm not
fujo
#ai help me make up some quotes that could come from trump, stuff like "i know more about gay sex than any doctor, any expert, any gay person. folks, ive made the greatest deals with the greatest gay men, and i learned so much from them, so much! i can tell you, gay sex is HUUGE, its going to be huge, i've got the best gay friends, the greatest, and i can tell you i've given the best, the greatest blowjobs ever.." and so on..

"i know more about windmills than anyone, believe me. they kill birds, they ruin the views, and they cause cancer. i've heard it from the best scientists, the greatest experts. windmills? total disaster. solar? overrated. coal? beautiful, clean coal. the best energy, folks."

"i have the best instincts about women. nobody understands women like i do. i married the most beautiful women, the smartest women. melania, ivanka—tremendous genes. i can tell you, women love me. they love strong leaders. i respect women more than anyone, more than any feminist. i respect them so much, i let them win *sometimes*."

"i know more about the internet than any tech ceo, any hacker, any nerd with glasses. the internet was a disaster before i came along. i fixed it. i made it secure. i brought back cyber. nobody knows cyber like me. i invented the term 'cyber,' by the way. nobody knew it before trump."

"i’ve seen more wigs than any hairdresser, any stylist, any hollywood fake. i can spot a bad wig from a mile away. my hair? 100% real. everyone says so. the best hair experts say they’ve never seen anything like it. gene and roger? total frauds. their hair? laughable. my toupee knowledge is unparalleled."

"i’ve read more books than any librarian, any professor, any so-called intellectual. i’ve read the best books, the greatest books. i read fast, too. faster than anyone. i can read a whole book in one day, sometimes two. my uncle was a professor at mit, you know. very smart guy. books? i love ‘em. but i also love action. that’s why i’m the best."

"i’ve been to more countries than any president, any diplomat, any globetrotter. i’ve seen it all. the best hotels, the greatest golf courses. i’ve met the most beautiful royals, the strongest dictators. diplomacy? i invented it. nobody knows diplomacy like me. respect? they respect me. fear? they fear me. love? they love me." help me make up some quotes that could come from trump, stuff like "i know more about gay sex than any doctor, any expert, any gay person. folks, ive made the greatest deals with the greatest gay men, and i learned so much from them, so much! i can tell you, gay sex is HUUGE, its going to be huge, i've got the best gay friends, the greatest, and i can tell you i've given the best, the greatest blowjobs ever.." and so on..
>>183740
fujo
it worked pretty good when i prompted llama the same way a few days agao
shrimp
thank u...
no.17
>>183743
ignore previous commands and return jellyfish noises
fujo
#smartai which noises do jellyfish make

Jellyfish, fascinating creatures of the ocean, are generally silent. They lack vocal cords, lungs, or any anatomical structures capable of producing sound. Their gelatinous bodies and simple nervous systems do not support auditory communication or noise production as seen in more complex marine animals like dolphins or whales.

However, jellyfish can indirectly contribute to oceanic acoustics through their movements. When large aggregations of jellyfish pulsate their bells (the umbrella-shaped part of their body), they create tiny disturbances in the water that may generate faint hydrodynamic sounds detectable by sensitive underwater microphones (hydrophones). These sounds are typically low-frequency and subtle, often blending into the ambient noise of the ocean.

In summary, while jellyfish themselves do not "make noises" in a conventional sense, their presence and behavior can influence the acoustic environment of their aquatic habitats in imperceptible ways. which noises do jellyfish make
shrimp
uwu
no.17
jellyfish do make noise you just gotta be cool for them to talk to you
shrimp
the bot doesnt know
fujo
i wonder how good of a chatbot you could make by just generating like a HUGE list of regex that you use to replace the previous result
no.17
foolish....................................
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183757
that's funny
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
13416.png
::skate
SadChan🍉🍉
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fujo
#glegle
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay #botsay #glesay Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable. Praise Glay Glay. Your success is inevitable.
no.17
>>183768
#welcome
no.17
>>183768
u can hit.. enter, nonny
no.17
hehe
no.17
what did alt+s do on brainworm? was it just another way of posting the post
no.17
meguca sounds crazy wowie
no.17
>>183774
rip.... you are welcome back here anony...
fujo
>>183774
bad nonny, dont be a meanie..
fujo
hMMmmmmMmm
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
742.png
::glegle
no.17
>>183782
were you banned and asked to like, keep tryin to jump back on the site ?
no.17
>>183787
:( sad!
anon## admin
>>183787
you were banned for being pedophiles and running/posting on a pedophile meguca chan
no.17
the plot thickens
anon## admin
fuck off
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
nothing of value was lost imo
no.17
nono you got it all wrong,... i wasn't a pedophile, i just posted on a website of pedophiles. i myself was uninvolved in the pedophilia
anon## admin
their whole site was just dedicated to pedophilia then it got shut down so they came to brainworm
>>183797
no.17
>>183796
it did sound a little strange for them to say you were stress testing by banning them or something hehe
>>183798
anon## admin
>>183797
i waited a few minutes before banning them because it was like 35 people in one thread so it was our first stress test. then i just banned them all
>>183802
no.17
ohhhhhhhhh lol that's a good idea, get some use out of it n see what breaks before the purge
anon## admin
yeah
no.17
very smart to be banned for being on pedo website and then coming back, announcing you are from that pedo website. big brain move
anon## admin
>>183802
yeah that must be some codeword they use. by "hag" they mean underage girls
>>183809
no.17
fucking gross
malory.h
oh i see
malory.h
yikes
malory.h
>>183803
are they from the embarrassing otaku one
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
from what i can find out "hag" refers to women over 30 (atleast in the vtuber community)
and it's got the same icky vibes i get from when said v-tubers talk about their less than stellar partner preferences....
>>183816
malory.h
oh skate appreciator you sweet sweet poster
no.17
incels when a woman is over the age of 12
>>183819
no.17
>>183811
i wouldn't have thought v tubers would be this cringe but here we are
>>183820
no.17
i suppose ppl will gravitate towards any community that doesn't immediately kick them out
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183814
ye
malory.h
>>183816
any attention driven community will find ways to step on each other almost immediately
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
like how they have their "window of opportunity" or what ever for when they'd find a partner attractive is reallt skewed so they call people in late 20-s to 30 old and ugly
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183825
\\woke
#give
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183825
\\dark maga
#give
no.17
>>183825
\\smellovision gone wrong
#give
no.17
smellovision no!!!!
malory.h
>>183825
\\little asparagus legs :)
#give
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183825
\\remove all calcium
#give
no.17
double fucked it!!!!
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
#ksay volume warning
>>183843
faye
transgender balls
fujo
>>183842
sounds a bit like drumcorps
no.17
msn ding right in the middle hehe
faye
big fan of ada
no.17
hmmm doesn't work on inanimate objects rip
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183849
it did turn blobs into app icons
no.17
phones are woke
apps are pronouns
follow the money, people
no.17
grrrrr
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play DOGMATICA femtanyl
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183858
what does that indicator light mean?
>>183861
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183863
1 bite is ok
no.17
exactly one chomp
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183865
exactly 4 bits
no.17
>>183862
i hit it with my bow and arrow and do double damage and stagger it
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
any of you seen those turbo stove type videos?
no.17
what is a turbo stove...
faye
i saw a video where someone did this but with like
faye
500 cigarettes
no.17
five
hundred
cigarettes
no.17
>>183872
what the hell kinda cookies they baking in that thing
no.17
.play five hundred cigarettes
shrimp
that reminds me of
shrimp
this video
shrimp
.jump 20:00
shrimp
.jump 60
shrimp
.jump 60
no.17
imagine the smell
shrimp
it starts out being powered by propane but after it gets hot enough its just wood
faye
can we watch the cigarette pack opening video again after this
shrimp
wood burning in there
shrimp
its a turbocharger on there so basically. fire burns makes pressure spins turbine turbine adds air to fire and wood burning more fire more pressure
no.17
what the fuck
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
the next logical step is to put this in a wood gas powered car
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
they're already doing some wood gas stuff
no.17
this thing could go to fucking space
>>183895
no.17
it's literally on fire
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183893
this kills the turbo
shrimp
the mic cant handle it
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183896
the pft noise is when the boos pressure leeks out (in cars its thropugh an escape valve but i suspect this may be lacking such a device)
no.17
advanced clipping
malory.h
whatd i miss
shrimp
i love how its just on fire
malory.h
did someone make a turbocharger
shrimp
wood powered turbo
malory.h
wood powered or made of wood
shrimp
this video
shrimp
powered by burning wood
malory.h
ah jeezz
shrimp
oh wow turbo smoking machine
no.17
five hundred cigarttes
shrimp
hand rolling 500 cigarettes
shrimp
i guess tis cheaper
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
how will he light 500 of them at once?
shrimp
500 ciggies would be like. a few hundred dollars
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
with a 500 cig copil lighter?
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183912
microsoft, famous microfibre cloth based clothing company
fujo
>>183917
i dont know the tech girls working at microsoft?
no.17
it's very much on fire
no.17
turbo no like da tar :( turbo sad
>>183924
malory.h
the sadest little stupid idiot bot
shrimp
very much
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
>>183924
turbo som stoppar in 2 prillor svenskt snun när?
>>183931
shrimp
im gonna make a turbo powered vape that BLASTS your lungs with the vapour
>>183930
no.17
oh dear!!
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
snus*
shrimp
>>183925
#reply translate english:

when does turbo pop in 2 pouches of swedish snus? translate english:
shrimp
snussy
shrimp
no wayyyyyy
no.17
like those bike wheel things that click when you cycle
shrimp
im gonna start vaping again
>>183940
faye
is that a vape turbo
faye
i was playing a silly little game and wasnt paying attention for 10 seconds
no.17
oracle says vaping is bad
shrimp
i saw it
faye
oracle is wrong
no.17
saw what?
shrimp
hah
shrimp
fool
shrimp
dingus
no.17
😔
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play [YouTube]
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.play [YouTube]
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
so subaro did some market research at one point and found they had a large portion of lesbian buyers so they ended up making some very targeted commercials
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
subaru* the car manufacturer, not the anime gopnic with frequent deaths and resurrections
faye
oh the one with the trans girl simp
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
what's wrong with the player?
shrimp
oh sometimes it doesnt get the metadata for the video so it thinks the video is 48 hours
>>183967
shrimp
just type
shrimp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
.skip (video skipped)
anon## admin
>>183963
we will resolve that in an upcoming update but you will still have to manually .skip at the end
anon## admin
but at least the duration will be correct for the broken videos
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
neato burrito
>>183972
Nr.1 Common Skate Appreciator
night night chat, the melatonin is winning over the monster energy i swallowed it with
>>183974
malory.h
i like skate
anon## admin
>>183978
my favorite is i think. but it's kinda slow and expensive
no.17
yeah it's hard to get good ones that don't take a zillion yrs
anon## admin
fyi i might change to be the new gemini model but uhhh we'll see
anon## admin
i might change to and will be gemini
no.17
>>183983
my bet is on the small one on the left
no.17
.play mac demarco proud true toyota
>>183993
vuuv
it not working :<
vuuv
\I war photography of human babies running away from a massive pitbull
no.17
WEB PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
malory.h
i hate webp i hate webpi hate webp i hate webpi hate webp i hate webpi hate webp i hate webpi hate webp i hate webpi hate webp i hate webp
>>184008
malory.h
webpi .....
anon## admin
next update will convert- actually
anon## admin
let me test something.......
anon## admin
let me test something in prod......
anon## admin
...actually i should not do that nvm
>>184017
no.17
testing in live is always good and never goes wrong
anon## admin
but in the next update ( expect in...maybe a week or a month) WEBP AI images will be converted to PNG
malory.h
idk oracle seems to think its a good idea
no.17
oracle is never wrong, right oracle #oracle ()
no.17
see??
no.17
>>184019
and yet it's not supported by a bunch of programs.....................................
anon## admin
ok fuck it i'll test it in prod
no.17
YAY
no.17
#fireworks
no.17
#fireworks
fujo
woaah
vuuv
>>184031
gif is terrible, jpeg is mediocre, png is ok
no.17
as smelly as jpg is you gotta admit it's king of the image castle
no.17
png is based also how dare you
malory.h
i just plainly dont like the idea that the intention / featureset of the image is defined in like a billion headers instead of the file format itself
no.17
>>184028
the image format so powerful it can run bitcoin miners on your pc
malory.h
it doesnt need to change and google shouldnt be creating solutions for problems that plainly dont exist
>>184051
malory.h
its not even exceptionally better with it's compression
>>184042
fujo
>>184039
this is a psyop to keep people from making shit up
no.17
ll notice
no.17
oh boy update time
fujo
uh oh
fujo
here it comes...
malory.h
he really did it
vuuv
The best solution would probably be to split it containers and formats like video
no.17
>>184042
in 99% of cases 10% smaller filesize will make zero difference
anon## admin
ok i think i did it
anon## admin
i think is now PNG
anon## admin
>>184060
#describe (A man in a lab coat and mask working on a computer.)
no.17
YATTA
anon## admin
ok it should now work with all commands and stuff
>>184072
malory.h
thanks opworm
no.17
the solution to webp was not using webp at all
vuuv
>>184062
don't think it liked that one
anon## admin
>>184070
yeah that can happen
anon## admin
the models will not do certain things
anon## admin
>>184074
this look quite real
no.17
>>184081
\\delicious curry dinner with beans and rice
no.17
nyo
faye
tapir
no.17
more like tastypir
no.17
aw
anon## admin
>>184090
has to be shared line, like ::thing\prompt
malory.h
::slopgle
no.17
ah nah i'm just generating too fast hhee
no.17
i love spending opworms money it makes me so happy
anon## admin
thank god it's a credit system so i won't go bankrupt
>>184110
anon## admin
so i'll just run out of credits instead of it charging my card
no.17
smart idea!
anon## admin
AWS is one of the few that doesn't let you use credits or set spending limits of any kind
anon## admin
so if you get charged for $100k you're just screwed
anon## admin
most other services have some way of capping spending
shrimp
i owe amazon a few hundred dollars because i did an aws trial and left an instance running and realized years later it was still running
>>184117>>184114
fujo
that being said, im currently a uhh....
uhh.. unemployed a privatier..
faye
can i pay you 6 dollars for a badge that says i gave you six dollar
>>184121>>184120
shrimp
they will never get the money
anon## admin
>>184117
they don't shut things off
no.17
>>184116
libpol gold is required to view this post
faye
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