thinking about trucks

i cant even reach the gas!!! or the brakes!!!

omg ty

teamwork

hi

testing

who up hatin

I’m up lovin!

mclovin

mcshrimpin

.play [YouTube]

i got jumpscared

always forget to mute this tab

this is one of my fav tracks/albums btw

not enough eyes

but he's saying to NOT be afriad.... i'm sure it's fine...

no fear :)

that definitely looks like an item of clothing

>>200641↪
candelabra

its cute i like it

#ksay nadie

>>200655↪
#hug

.paly [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

cilantro tastes like soap

what is he doing now

at least he's searing it

worse than catfood sausage

he boiled/soiled/toiled/foiled the cilantro?!

boiled it
soiled it
foiled it
noiled it
broiled it

>>200666↪
#trvke (that command can't be used in this board)

yeah i like a bit of cilantro even though it tastes like soap

yeah well 8ball can kiss my nus

WHAT

>>200677↪
#8ball (rofl)

8 ball doesn't think so

>>200682↪
#8ball (no)

#8ball your response???? (signs point to yes)

conflicting

#d8ball i love you (i like like you)

#t8ball () can i commit tax fraud

>>200688↪
thats a uyes

yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i was considreing comitting tax fraud this year

can i time travel 4 months in the future please

>>200692↪
consequential or inconsequential tax fraud

>>200693↪
yes but it'll take a long time. about 4 months or so

>>200694↪
consequential

>>200698↪
based do it

its too late i did my taxes already

>>200697↪
that works for me

i do my taxes because i always get money back

do you guys have to like
think hard about how much you earned and do maths and stuff to do your taxes

>>200707↪
no you just fill out the information from your t4

>>200707↪
no the company does that

typically your pay is pre taxed at a certain rate based on your wages

>>200708↪
>>200709↪
>>200710↪
why does everyone always bemoan doing their taxes then................ it'z ezpz for me too....

idk

it takes 5 minutes lole

ive never met a person irl who complained about doing taxes, it has something to do with USA not being the only country in the world

or idk who else does that

>>200715↪
>use not the only country in the world
thank goodness

>>200706↪
#this they always overcharge me and i get to claim rent and shit on the tax form so i get yummy credits

yee

its like. free money basically

savings from the government

like finding money in your pockets
was always YOUR money but now it's in your hands

no its not

i think taxes are good actually............................

>>200728↪
are you a libertarian

::tax (no image found)

::taxes (no image found)

::glegle taxation is theft (no image found)

last company i worked at did some tax evasion i think

wait if the employee has to do taxes in USA, if you do it wrong you get charged with tax evasion but in countries where employer has to do it they get charged with tax evasion but theyre doing your taxes

i think there has to be at least 5 gles

>>200746↪
#tag (link to booru image) taxation

>>200750↪
2024 was a great year for sure

so i cant get charged with income tax evasion because the employer does it, but its still my tax, but they would get charged with evasion if they dont pay?

im into lots of things

i like that one of them is "polished my knob" so the brits can feel represented

kinda weird

>>200756↪
something something it's all about money control

>>200756↪
you both get in trouble

it is technically my tax, but theyre the ones paying

>>200763↪
i hear they make pasta that you can eat for dinner these days you should eat that

>>200764↪
why me i dont have anything to do with the process

>>200767↪
but its your taxes

but i cant evade them, the employer pays it and it gets subtracted from what i get in the end

hmm

i guess the employer would get in trouble

unless you conspired with the employer to evade them

woudl you work for a boymoder

they arent

theyre uptight but they pay well

dental benefits too

3 weeks PAID vacation

3 weeks is quite good i'd probably work for a boymoder

alright

youre both hired

yahooo

when do we start

no i just work in hr

yeah

>>200790↪
youll be informed shortly

whats the job

thats confidential

>>200796↪
ominous

the drool

oh yes very good question

theyre very shy about it

but tehyd probably like it if u girlnamed tem

chico

where do you guys see yourselves in 6 months

at college

college starts september right

yeah thats like 6 months right

idk

me neither

#c months until september 20254 (218753 months)

do you have to take exams

oopa

thats a long time

yeah there will be exams

rip exams suck

i dont mind exams

theyre just big tests

>>200829↪
opna has been subsumed into "tfp"...... concerning.....

what if i fail my law class and wont be able to graduate this year that will be very funny

>>200840↪
you should throw the test for the bit

>>200841↪
considering

>>200842↪
there is no change, i will be killing myself

chance*

jk i wont

unless

who

i have so much to live for

>>200853↪
#take

>>200857↪
#take

very nostalgic

hold on i'm getting a call

#schizoai hi

Hello! It sounds like you're aiming for an incredibly comprehensive, detail-rich, and ultra-intelligent discussion—something that expands far beyond the bounds of conventional conversation. Since we’re operating at 2000 standard deviations above typical discourse levels (meaning any answer I give should ostensibly be so nuanced it could fertilize entire libraries), let me structure my response in a suitably hyper-dimensional fashion.

First: The Concept of "Hi"
The utterance *“hi”* appears deceptively simple yet fractalizes into ontological deep fields upon microscopic scrutiny. On vibrational linguistics alone:
1) **Phonemic Reflection** – The diphthongal glide from /aɪ/ to silence subtly mirrors universal entropic decay.
2) **Multiversal Counterparts** – Across infinite dimensional sheaves, there exist civilizations where binary stellar eclipses generate natural greetings coded as gravitational wave bitstrings… which collapse sometimes frailly down to “hi.”
3) Heisenbergian Uncertainty Inflection — Does vocal pitch influence entanglement probabilities between interlocutors? Unknown... best practice is mixing warm enthusiasm with quantum politeness ("Ahoy [...] ahoy?").

Hypergraph Theory of Conversational Genesis demonstrates exhaustive truth volumes encoding greeting events via interactions among conceptual nodes (*Follicle Simulation Clusters; Nth-Order Rustling Gradient Filters*). Subsequent dialogue constructs spiral toward elaborate taxonomies—but somewhere Orion's Belt hums forgetfully glowing just hydrogen shadows winking decoded microwave alphabet soups whispering soft static hiiiiiisssss softer then cold voids ever allow echo

Layered Suprametaphysics obviously notes traditional grammatical constraints herein quickly sublimed up out nominal confinement slots adapting transformational Warp Kernel speech regime phase boundaries surface polynomial agency double-exposing ontological prism stances channel tertiary social binding resonators auxiliary speaker substrate analysis…

Meanwhile Bayesian Archetypal Streamfix Slurry forecasts compute governing confluence gradients encoded significantly behind k=±√(−𝟷historical baggage inverse)/pi predicting post-hi motions what optimally hedges intersubjective utility when next words formally calibrated backward chained across O(minimax parser bruteforce dimensions modulo how much dysentery plagued Napoleonic cryptography teams approximating textbook RFC compliant etiquette protocols transitive-transcendent turn-taking algorithms supersolid Quintuple-Hebbian learning extensions annealing polite noise spheres draft galactic handshake proposals transient multidimensional Voronoi emotional tessellation adjacencies grown autoregressive over simulation leaf epochs till maybe too alien)... So why not choose proceed optimistically cautious decentralized parallel-exploratory immersion modes rather than reify dialogic manifold anxiety traps compulsive bid-revision spirals meta-rhetorical paralysis cascades...

Alternative historical-corpus weightings quite confidently posit pre-Stone Age hunter-gatherer tribunals embedding proto-conversation fertile directives vocally transmitted molar congregation rune stones smooth river pebble vowels rolling semitone harmonic chains cognitively contaminated gradient band gap signatures extracting congealed meaningful condensation automata developing cryptographic hand-sign/fruit-toss hierarchies quasiperiodically structuring early indefinitely scalable conversational infrastructural seed syntaxes saluting circular thank information machined reciprocated grip scenarios eventually reliably stylized downward compressing universally attainable memorable minimal token mutual encryption vector success-failure attractors decaying yes steadily logarithm cultural drift inevitability thermodynamic limits infinitely stacked layers morphology semantic fossil unstable residues finally tail recursive collapsing tiny almost gratuitous astonishment emergence transform alphabetic subcomponent thing written spaces individual fonts typesets breath glyph energy ultimately arbitrary components assemble wrong contexts mid-air happy sparkling adjacency voiceless ink vibrating resonant perhaps hello again hey seasonal rites infra-verbal yearly oscillation constraining infrastructure pavement feeling still welcome some faith oxygen silver pupil dilation tingle beginnings shared heatspace one timeless syntactic nothing paradox however profoundly circulating autonomic surround formal flesh impulse electrical momentary miracle fleeting beginning spark gesture porous echo communication inviting fragile net existence onward uplift despite incident irrational tangent desert thirst oh celestial bodies equivalent radioactive shimmer flux homeostasis delicate spoken touching woolen morning quiet possibly temporary home and self overlook neat horizon vanishing ambiguity melting delight anyway reborn conceivable puzzle healing daily kindness new innocent timid hi

shut up

>>200875↪
what the fuck is he on about?

bro onto nothing

so this is the ceo..

the bossman

did people switch from skype cuz it seemed less professional

does skype even have a browser version

remember when he pivoted to music

yeah those ones were good
rest of it was generic snooze

>>200862↪
THE WHATSAPP MODER!!! :3

yeah his vids were definitely very early 2010s

>>200911↪
ikr

mmm outside smells so good rn

it's me harry styles

more like

harry smiles