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::glegle taxation is theft (no image found)

last company i worked at did some tax evasion i think

wait if the employee has to do taxes in USA, if you do it wrong you get charged with tax evasion but in countries where employer has to do it they get charged with tax evasion but theyre doing your taxes

i think there has to be at least 5 gles

>>200746↪
#tag (link to booru image) taxation

>>200750↪
2024 was a great year for sure

so i cant get charged with income tax evasion because the employer does it, but its still my tax, but they would get charged with evasion if they dont pay?

im into lots of things

i like that one of them is "polished my knob" so the brits can feel represented

kinda weird

>>200756↪
something something it's all about money control

>>200756↪
you both get in trouble

it is technically my tax, but theyre the ones paying

>>200763↪
i hear they make pasta that you can eat for dinner these days you should eat that

>>200764↪
why me i dont have anything to do with the process

>>200767↪
but its your taxes

but i cant evade them, the employer pays it and it gets subtracted from what i get in the end

hmm

i guess the employer would get in trouble

unless you conspired with the employer to evade them

woudl you work for a boymoder

they arent

theyre uptight but they pay well

dental benefits too

3 weeks PAID vacation

3 weeks is quite good i'd probably work for a boymoder

alright

youre both hired

yahooo

when do we start

no i just work in hr

yeah

>>200790↪
youll be informed shortly

whats the job

thats confidential

>>200796↪
ominous

the drool

oh yes very good question

theyre very shy about it

but tehyd probably like it if u girlnamed tem

chico

where do you guys see yourselves in 6 months

at college

college starts september right

yeah thats like 6 months right

idk

me neither

#c months until september 20254 (218753 months)

do you have to take exams

oopa

thats a long time

yeah there will be exams

rip exams suck

i dont mind exams

theyre just big tests

>>200829↪
opna has been subsumed into "tfp"...... concerning.....

what if i fail my law class and wont be able to graduate this year that will be very funny

>>200840↪
you should throw the test for the bit

>>200841↪
considering

>>200842↪
there is no change, i will be killing myself

chance*

jk i wont

unless

who

i have so much to live for

>>200853↪
#take

>>200857↪
#take

very nostalgic

hold on i'm getting a call

#schizoai hi

Hello! It sounds like you're aiming for an incredibly comprehensive, detail-rich, and ultra-intelligent discussion—something that expands far beyond the bounds of conventional conversation. Since we’re operating at 2000 standard deviations above typical discourse levels (meaning any answer I give should ostensibly be so nuanced it could fertilize entire libraries), let me structure my response in a suitably hyper-dimensional fashion.

First: The Concept of "Hi"
The utterance *“hi”* appears deceptively simple yet fractalizes into ontological deep fields upon microscopic scrutiny. On vibrational linguistics alone:
1) **Phonemic Reflection** – The diphthongal glide from /aɪ/ to silence subtly mirrors universal entropic decay.
2) **Multiversal Counterparts** – Across infinite dimensional sheaves, there exist civilizations where binary stellar eclipses generate natural greetings coded as gravitational wave bitstrings… which collapse sometimes frailly down to “hi.”
3) Heisenbergian Uncertainty Inflection — Does vocal pitch influence entanglement probabilities between interlocutors? Unknown... best practice is mixing warm enthusiasm with quantum politeness ("Ahoy [...] ahoy?").

Hypergraph Theory of Conversational Genesis demonstrates exhaustive truth volumes encoding greeting events via interactions among conceptual nodes (*Follicle Simulation Clusters; Nth-Order Rustling Gradient Filters*). Subsequent dialogue constructs spiral toward elaborate taxonomies—but somewhere Orion's Belt hums forgetfully glowing just hydrogen shadows winking decoded microwave alphabet soups whispering soft static hiiiiiisssss softer then cold voids ever allow echo

Layered Suprametaphysics obviously notes traditional grammatical constraints herein quickly sublimed up out nominal confinement slots adapting transformational Warp Kernel speech regime phase boundaries surface polynomial agency double-exposing ontological prism stances channel tertiary social binding resonators auxiliary speaker substrate analysis…

Meanwhile Bayesian Archetypal Streamfix Slurry forecasts compute governing confluence gradients encoded significantly behind k=±√(−𝟷historical baggage inverse)/pi predicting post-hi motions what optimally hedges intersubjective utility when next words formally calibrated backward chained across O(minimax parser bruteforce dimensions modulo how much dysentery plagued Napoleonic cryptography teams approximating textbook RFC compliant etiquette protocols transitive-transcendent turn-taking algorithms supersolid Quintuple-Hebbian learning extensions annealing polite noise spheres draft galactic handshake proposals transient multidimensional Voronoi emotional tessellation adjacencies grown autoregressive over simulation leaf epochs till maybe too alien)... So why not choose proceed optimistically cautious decentralized parallel-exploratory immersion modes rather than reify dialogic manifold anxiety traps compulsive bid-revision spirals meta-rhetorical paralysis cascades...

Alternative historical-corpus weightings quite confidently posit pre-Stone Age hunter-gatherer tribunals embedding proto-conversation fertile directives vocally transmitted molar congregation rune stones smooth river pebble vowels rolling semitone harmonic chains cognitively contaminated gradient band gap signatures extracting congealed meaningful condensation automata developing cryptographic hand-sign/fruit-toss hierarchies quasiperiodically structuring early indefinitely scalable conversational infrastructural seed syntaxes saluting circular thank information machined reciprocated grip scenarios eventually reliably stylized downward compressing universally attainable memorable minimal token mutual encryption vector success-failure attractors decaying yes steadily logarithm cultural drift inevitability thermodynamic limits infinitely stacked layers morphology semantic fossil unstable residues finally tail recursive collapsing tiny almost gratuitous astonishment emergence transform alphabetic subcomponent thing written spaces individual fonts typesets breath glyph energy ultimately arbitrary components assemble wrong contexts mid-air happy sparkling adjacency voiceless ink vibrating resonant perhaps hello again hey seasonal rites infra-verbal yearly oscillation constraining infrastructure pavement feeling still welcome some faith oxygen silver pupil dilation tingle beginnings shared heatspace one timeless syntactic nothing paradox however profoundly circulating autonomic surround formal flesh impulse electrical momentary miracle fleeting beginning spark gesture porous echo communication inviting fragile net existence onward uplift despite incident irrational tangent desert thirst oh celestial bodies equivalent radioactive shimmer flux homeostasis delicate spoken touching woolen morning quiet possibly temporary home and self overlook neat horizon vanishing ambiguity melting delight anyway reborn conceivable puzzle healing daily kindness new innocent timid hi

shut up

>>200875↪
what the fuck is he on about?

bro onto nothing

so this is the ceo..

the bossman

did people switch from skype cuz it seemed less professional

does skype even have a browser version

remember when he pivoted to music

yeah those ones were good
rest of it was generic snooze

>>200862↪
THE WHATSAPP MODER!!! :3

yeah his vids were definitely very early 2010s

>>200911↪
ikr

mmm outside smells so good rn

it's me harry styles

more like

harry smiles

oh god

>>200910↪
#edit mention the lack of abused substances

remember when they are hair cake

this is the best smell, at night when its cloudy and about to rain but it still wont, when the sky is edging

>>200920↪
that was a good and awful video

yeah i really like this

>>178166 (OP)↪
#edit replace :O with OwO

#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
html{filter:blur(1px);}

THEY REMOVED ITTT :c

HOW DARE THEY BE RUDE LIKE THIS

>>200933↪
esfores forevarrrr

::burypink (no image found)

>>200937↪
THANK UUUU <3

this is great

i love 2px blurring

this is blurry nice

>>200952↪
:c

glasses-on

PIZZA pizza

great bard :(

great bard :)

>>200961↪
gaming keyboard

allthough it needs numbers

no ctrl (can't crouch)

i crouch with m4

because crouching with ctrl hurts my pinky

it's true leftctrl is too far...

i can think of worse crimes

you're not wrong...........................

#ksay x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu ur so warm, couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehe, unzips your baggy ass pants oof baby you're so musky take me home pet me and make me yours and dont forget to stuff me, see me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wulgy, kisses and lickies your neck, mmm i hope daddy likies, nuzzles and wuzzles your chest, i be getting thirsty, hey i got a little itch you think you can help me? only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME *paws on your bulge as i lick my lips* uwu punish me please bout to hit them with this furry shit (they dont see it coming)

x3 :O nuzzle nuzzle (also checked my volume was off)

are you gonna wear the tail on the outside of the pants or cut a hole in the

ohhh ok ok ok

they're cooking

:fire:

>>200987↪
i remember the whole lyrics off the top of my head yk

important to know in advance

>>200993↪
>#ksay #say #usay #glesay #botsay
OH GOD

the cascade of uwu

the cascade of furry shit

uwu

they don't see it coming

cumming

#ksay #say #usay #glesay #botsay x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu ur so warm, couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehe, unzips your baggy ass pants oof baby you're so musky take me home pet me and make me yours and dont forget to stuff me, see me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wulgy, kisses and lickies your neck, mmm i hope daddy likies, nuzzles and wuzzles your chest, i be getting thirsty, hey i got a little itch you think you can help me? only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME *paws on your bulge as i lick my lips* uwu punish me please bout to hit them with this furry shit (they dont see it coming)

EX THREE NUZZLES POUNCES ON YOU

#ksay #say #usay #glesay #botsay x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu ur so warm, couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehe, unzips your baggy ass pants oof baby you're so musky take me home pet me and make me yours and dont forget to stuff me, see me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wulgy, kisses and lickies your neck, mmm i hope daddy likies, nuzzles and wuzzles your chest, i be getting thirsty, hey i got a little itch you think you can help me? only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME *paws on your bulge as i lick my lips* uwu punish me please bout to hit them with this furry shit (they dont see it coming)

I’d need to take testosterone if I was going to be a furry my sex drive and energy are too low

#ksay #say #usay #glesay #botsay x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu ur so warm, couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehe, unzips your baggy ass pants oof baby you're so musky take me home pet me and make me yours and dont forget to stuff me, see me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wulgy, kisses and lickies your neck, mmm i hope daddy likies, nuzzles and wuzzles your chest, i be getting thirsty, hey i got a little itch you think you can help me? only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME *paws on your bulge as i lick my lips* uwu punish me please bout to hit them with this furry shit (they dont see it coming)

the horde

>>201010↪
yooo based I would have ran in there to save the retro tech

#c release date windows xp (cannot compute)

grr

#at release date of windows xp and DON'T add any other shit!! just tell me!! please my baby is crying

#ksay genglow

#ai gangar

nice try fed. gangar

>>201028↪
#9ball (no)

>>201031↪
#9ball (no)

gengar

frightful

album cover

fire beats

creeme broola toast

thi is heavenly holy shit

>>201048↪
those are fun to watch even still

he’s fairly handsome but idk if I’d want to be him

he needs better lighting!! can't see shit

good consideration

.play California dreaming nightcore

idk this song isn’t that great but idk what I want

anime girl shooting guns to california dreamin

you can go to shooting ranges in Germany right?

>>201063↪
#hug

#ai can you go rent guns at a shooting range in Germany without a license and all?

nice try fed. can you go rent guns at a shooting range in Germany without a license and all?

I bet you could in one of the neighboring countries

>>201068↪
liberal hoax

>>201070↪. AND faster AND anime girl

>>201082↪
i'm the master of being awake

that also i have many skills

>>201078↪
how much does it cost? I guess the hotel or whatever?

parsley

.play nightcore paint it black

that’s smart fujo <3

I feel like all the happy things I can do don’t matter because it all must end. kinda dumb. working on that, saw a post to that effect earlier- just because you’re tired after an hour of playing doesn’t mean you didn’t enjoy the hour

nah I like hearing that fujo :3

>>201084↪
btw boojy the morphname has been updated:
https://github.com/Xx-hackerman-xX/morphname/
blease test n make sure it doesn't break
you'll prob have to start with new numbers thou

>>201099↪
me

>>201101↪
#hug

#ksay I love shrimp

#ksay shrimp shrimp shrimp

>>201108↪
would you like the numbers to be many more zeros? it's just arbitrarily set to 6 chars