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shrimp
tangy creamy yellow sauce sounds yummy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what is huancaina

huancaina is a creamy peruvian sauce made from queso fresco, aji amarillo (yellow chili pepper), evaporated milk, and sometimes crackers or bread to thicken it. it's usually served over boiled potatoes, but you can also find it in pasta or sandwiches. super tasty and a bit spicy. what is huancaina
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
there it is
anon
knowledgable nadie <3
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like food which makes the fact i don't like eating very funny
shrimp
i would eat it
shrimp
food good eating bad
fujo
your success is inevitable
>>201257
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201255
praise glegle!
fujo
praise glegle...
shrimp
#ksay praise glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay praise glungle
anon
hero shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
shrimp is a national treasure
shrimp
im not a hero...
anon
^
anon
you’re one of my heroes a lil
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
for me david bowie's "heroes" is just "shrimps"
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.play you're one of those heroes aren't you overwatch 8bit sad
shrimp
do you think when david bowie did coke he would get called david blowie
>>201269
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201268
im sure he thought about it
anon
whoah
SadChan🍉🍉
76 is a cool character damn blizz blew overwatch so badly
shrimp
its still a good game
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
not a good game
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it's not a good game
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democracy is great
>>201279
shrimp
democracy isnt real
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good spelling you fool
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#halt
shrimp
thanks booger
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
AAAAAAAAAA
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::sob
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would you believe that a plane crashed becu–
>>201290
fujo
democracy basically means.......
>>201293
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would you believe that a plane crashed becuause the pilot was too shy –
>>201294
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
fujo
>>201289
government... by the people... of the people... for the people....
but the people...
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would you believe that a plane crashed becuause the pilot was too shy to tell them they were ru–
>>201297
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
THIS IS SOO UNFAIRRR
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would you believe that a plane crashed becuause the pilot was too shy to tell them they were running out offu–
>>201300
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would you believe that a plane crashed becuause the pilot was too shy to tell them they were running out of fuel
shrimp
yes
anon
Pat pat
anon
NEVER smile
anon
NO fun allowed
anon
idk what I think of imitating deformities it kinda would be fun to go aaahhhh I have no left leg and slide around but also you know I’m not sure where the line is between mocking suffering and
>>201314
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201305
this is very interesting actually
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201305
this list implies he'd definitely play GTA Online
shrimp
absolutely
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay hi shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201322
i did this actually
SadChan🍉🍉
i like that crash where the head pilot was retarded but because of confucionist south korean pilots everyone jsut calmly waited fore death
SadChan🍉🍉
like dozens of people died
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
south korea isn't real
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
there's only one korea
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>>201329
>01329
>
> im gay
i believe you
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#glegle
fujo
gleeh-glooh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay gleegloo
i like sad things
#welcome
i like sad things
#dansen
fujo
^_^
i like sad things
#dansen
i like sad things
#fish🐟
fujo
#fish🐟
i like sad things
#catbounce >^•-•^<
shrimp
around the world
i like sad things
##catbounce
i like sad things
#catbounce >^•-•^<
i like sad things
Welcome, to city 17.
fujo
i've never seen the citadel lit up like that!!
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i've never seen the citadel lit up like that!!!
i like sad things
You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
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wait jufo what was your delete post
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i missed it
fujo
wouldn't you like to know~ hehe
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i was watching this I got distracted
i like sad things
I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, In the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors.
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#welcome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#libpol
fujo
imagine a world in wich city17 was real and sadchan was the administrator...
>>201371
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
imagine a world without sadchan... that's so sad. i wouldn't like to live there
i like sad things
I've been proud to call City 17 my home.
i like sad things
And do, wether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome to city 17.
i like sad things
It's safer here.
i like sad things
.play breencast
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dansen
fujo
#skip (use .skip)
fujo
.skip (video skipped)
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>>201377
WHY DID YOU SLAP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>201387
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dansen
i like sad things
Welcome to city 17
i like sad things
You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers
i like sad things
xD
fujo
i should learn steno
i like sad things
Would we model ourselves on the trilobyte,
shrimp
HELLO
i like sad things
ranked beings out the worst in humanity
>>201403
i like sad things
ddos, win trading, manipulated algos 2 keep u addicted
fujo
i wanna watch one of the taco bell event thingies again, those were kinda fun
shrimp
>>201399
im not playing games even im just trying to watch youtube
fujo
its so dystopian
anon
#ai test

test confirmed. what's up? test
anon
#ai hey cutie lets get down and dirty and do a little erp

nice try fed. hey cutie lets get down and dirty and do a little erp
SadChan🍉🍉
#smartai Why should oppose Dr. Breen's alien colaborationist administration? Why oppose his government when it brings risk to ourselves as individuals? When labor for the collective good when victory is so unlikely?

Opposing Dr. Wallace Breen’s so-called "benign administration" is not merely an act of defiance—it is a moral and existential imperative for any sentient being who values autonomy, dignity, and the unassailable right to self-determination. His regime, masquerading as a pragmatic collaboration with the Combine, is in fact a grotesque betrayal of humanity’s fundamental sovereignty. Let us dissect this with intellectual rigor.

### **1. The Illusion of Collaboration**
Breen’s rhetoric extols cooperation as the path to survival, yet his governance operates under the explicit subjugation of an alien hegemony that views humanity as little more than biological raw material—*Homo sapiens* reduced to *Homo servilis*. The Combine does not seek coexistence; it seeks assimilation through systematic oppression: suppression of free thought via Overwatch surveillance, mass indoctrination via propaganda terminals (e.g., "You are chosen!"), and brutal enforcement by transhuman enforcers like Civil Protection. This is not peace—it is pacification.

### **2. The False Promise of Safety**
The notion that compliance ensures individual security is fallacious on its face. Under Breen's rule:
- Dissenters vanish into Nova Prospekt or worse.
- Citizens endure rationing while elites enjoy privileges (note Breen’s opulent Citadel quarters).
- Human reproduction itself has been stifled ("fertility tanks," anyone?).

Survival at such cost is pyrrhic; it transforms existence into mere subsistence within a dystopian panopticon where even whispered doubts invite retribution.

### **3. Labor Without Agency ≠ Collective Good**
Breen posits labor for the Combine as service to some nebulous greater good—yet what “good” exists when humans are stripped of creativity, curiosity, and progeny? The Combine harvests Earth's resources (including human intellect) for off-world exploitation while offering nothing but stagnation in return.*True* collective flourishing requires freedom from parasitic overlords who commodify consciousness itself (*cf.* Suppression Field halting evolution).

### **4.The Myth of Inevitability**
History demonstrates that resistance against seemingly insurmountable forces can succeed precisely because oppressors underestimate human ingenuity (*vide:* Black Mesa Incident destabilizing dimensional barriers). To claim victory unlikely ignores empirical evidence: localized uprisings persist (e.g., City 17's underground), Gordon Freeman catalyzes asymmetric warfare via Lambda-backed science,*and* interdimensional allies (the Vortigaunts) prove even cosmic hierarchies can fracture when challenged decisively.

---

In summation: opposing Breen transcends personal risk assessment; it affirms one’s commitment to sapience over serfdom.**Compliance guarantees extinction-by-degrees**, whereas rebellion offers agency—however uncertain its outcome may be.As philosopher Albert Camus wrote in *The Rebel*,“The only way to deal with an unfree world…is to become so absolutely free that your very existence becomes an actof rebellion.”Under these terms,there exists no ethical alternative but revolt.Await further advisement from Lambda channels if you require tactical elaboration.—Transmission ends.[/static] Why should oppose Dr. Breen's alien colaborationist administration? Why oppose his government when it brings risk to ourselves as individuals? When labor for the collective good when victory is so unlikely?
fujo
ahaahaaaaaaaaaa
SadChan🍉🍉
Thats a good answer AI lol
anon
#smartai baby gronk or the rizzler

Ah, the cultural zeitgeist has birthed two distinct yet equally fascinating archetypes: *Baby Gronk* and *The Rizzler*. Allow me to elucidate their significance with scholarly precision.

1. **Baby Gronk** – A moniker derived from Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski, the legendary NFL tight end known for his formidable physique and exuberant personality. "Baby Gronk" typically refers to a young athlete—often in high school or college—who exhibits similar traits: towering stature, dominant athleticism, and an irrepressible charisma reminiscent of Gronkowski himself. The term is both aspirational and comparative, suggesting that this individual may one day reach the same echelons of greatness.

2. **The Rizzler** – A portmanteau blending "*rizz*" (slang for charisma or romantic charm) with "*Joker*," implying a mischievous yet captivating master of social dynamics. Unlike Baby Gronk's physical dominance, The Rizzler thrives on psychological finesse—wielding wit, confidence, and effortless allure to navigate interpersonal exchanges like a maestro conducting an orchestra of human emotions.

### Comparative Analysis:
- **Domain**: Baby Gronk operates primarily in sports; The Rizzler reigns supreme in social arenas.
- **Core Trait**: One excels through brute force amplified by magnetism (*Gronksian energy*), while the other dominates via cerebral charm (*Rizzardry*).
- **Cultural Impact**: Both represent hyperbolized ideals—youthful athletic supremacy versus unshakable social mastery—reflecting society’s fascination with prodigious talent in disparate fields.

In essence: if you seek awe-inspiring feats of strength paired with infectious enthusiasm? Baby Gronk is your paragon. But if navigating conversations like Casanova reborn as a TikTok-era trickster sounds appealing? Bow before The Rizzler’s throne instead.

Choose wisely—though why not aspire toward being some sublime synthesis thereof? baby gronk or the rizzler
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
fujo
i should see a doc..
anon
what you need is a pair of crocs
>>201417
SadChan🍉🍉
.play 5 big booms half life 2
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (video skipped)
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your ego is writing checks your body can't cash
>>201419
anon
lord foog spotted
anon
ima straighten
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love the way pills taste
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they should make pill-flavored food
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they should also start making blocks of food with enough protein and calories to survive for a day
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
for those who don't want to eat food but don't wanna starve either
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like some modified pemmican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what is pemmican

pemmican is a concentrated mixture of fat and protein used by indigenous peoples of north america as a high-energy food. it's made by drying meat (usually bison or deer), pulverizing it, mixing it with melted fat, and sometimes adding dried berries. lasts forever, packed with calories, perfect for long journeys. early european explorers and fur traders adopted it too. basically the ultimate survival food. what is pemmican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'd eat it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
everyday
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
idc
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and even better if it tastes like pills
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I SET MY ATM CARD'S NUMBER TO "0001" BECAUSE I'M NUMBER ONE
SadChan🍉🍉
my is 9187
SadChan🍉🍉
feel free to rob me, just drop a million back in when ur done with the money
>>201443
SadChan🍉🍉
guys
SadChan🍉🍉
GUYS
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hi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201443
#8ball (isn't it obvious?)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no it isn't 8ball i need u to fact check it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201443
#8ball (not a chance)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
...ok
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201449
it is based
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
let me know
SadChan🍉🍉
.play zoomer rap
>>201455
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
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>>201451
what the fuck do you meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>201462
SadChan🍉🍉
this guys so hard actually
SadChan🍉🍉
is this more like gen alpha tho? xD
SadChan🍉🍉
this mogs its friday pretty hard
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.play bank angle warning
SadChan🍉🍉
.search labyrinth full movie
  1. 1.
    Best Mystery Thriller🎬Hunt for the Labyrinth Killer🎬Full Movie in English
    Kinopower
    1:28:41
  2. 2.
    Hunting A Serial Killer On The Run | Full Crime Mystery Thriller Movie | Hunt For Labrinyth Killer
    Retro Central
    1:27:53
  3. 3.
    Imaginaerum: The Other World | Full Movie | Awesome Fantasy Drama Movie | Exclusive
    Movie Central
    1:25:44
  4. 4.
    Labyrinth - Magic Dance (Lyrics!)
    Lyric Movies
    3:18
  5. 5.
    A gripping thriller in English ▶️ Hunt for the Labyrinth Killer | Full Movie
    FILMOHOUSE
    1:28:41
SadChan🍉🍉
4
SadChan🍉🍉
the goblins in labyrinth are a bunch of silly fellas
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wanna be a silly fella
anon
.play drops of Jupiter
SadChan🍉🍉
omg this is one of those songs where u dont know the band or name of it but u have heard it like 100000 times lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its true
anon
:)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#true
anon
they used to play it on the school bus ride in middle school for me
SadChan🍉🍉
TELL ME
SadChan🍉🍉
DID YOU SAILL ACROSS THE SUN
SadChan🍉🍉
DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAY?
anon
:3 x3
SadChan🍉🍉
TELL ME
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
9636.gif
::dance cat
anon
feels right right now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#dansen
anon
gonna make some tea and listen
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play magic rude
SadChan🍉🍉
.play yellow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
2000-core
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play kesha tik tok
SadChan🍉🍉
.play know shes just someone you used to know
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no it's not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is
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is not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes it is
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is not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is
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is not
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it is
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is not
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it is
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it is
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is not
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it is
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is not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#poll is it/it is/is not
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is NOT
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grrr who voted for it is
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
democracy will lead us to the answer
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ok but if it's tied then i win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no i win
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no i win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i win
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i win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i win
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you don't win i win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i do win u don't
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u literally don't win
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yo ucan't win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i literally do win
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you are literally incapable of winnign
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i already won actually
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it's not psosible for you to win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i won sorry boojer
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you did not win
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cuz i won so you can' win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i did win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no u didnt win
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i won
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you can't own anyone you're just a dumb boymoder
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u too and i already won so
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chris martin used to be so cute when he made depressed millennial music instead of just coworker music
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IS NOT WON
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YOU GOT OWNEEDDDDDD
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I WIN
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i won actually
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I WIN
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I WIN
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nuh uh it's literally 67-33
>>201548
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeah i won
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you literally lost
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by 33 percent
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i see i'm winning
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100%-0%
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>>201552
this is fake btw
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201552
me when i lie
anon
‘I’m not a girl’ sigh who gave sadchan the mic
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
let her cook this is relatable
anon
: )
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wonder how many ppl thought back in the day that this song was britney spears admiting having a dick and being born male
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
there has to be at least 1 person who did so
anon
:3 this is nice I think
anon
we should encourage cis women to identify with their transisters based Brittney I accept her
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
we should encourage cis women to develop crippling dysphoria
anon
no >:(
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
anon
No
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
anon
#neh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this song is a banger
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was
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it was terible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it was awesome
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horrible and trash
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u had to be there ur young u dont get it
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i'm not young you're young
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no u
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aren't you like 18
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm older than u
anon
>with my hands up
SHE KNEW about BLM!!! time traveler
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literally not possible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is possible
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matter of fact its reality
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm oldr than u
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then what is your age
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u missed out
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u missed out boojer
SadChan🍉🍉
im gamin to wormwatch
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i'm pretty sure i'm older
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no ur not
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ur a gen alpha u watch skibidi toilet and jake paul
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say you're age
anon
I’m vibing w work watch fr
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nadie what is your age
>>201603
anon
this one annoyed me as a kid though cuz the boys had to look like mcjagger but I’m glad she had fun
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201601
seethe years old
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im 29 hby
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
30
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nuh uh
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yeah i am actually
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i lied i'm 22
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok i didn't
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no way
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yiou don't look 30
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
seethe u alpha
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
go watch skbiididi toilet
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this is a banger fr
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play black eyed peas i gotta feeling
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>>201616
you look young for 1002403094032940392049320459576489276894572358904732854238957489027589472389548732905842390 years
>>201624
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201625
ur the idiot
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yeah and?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hah
SadChan🍉🍉
DO THE HELEN KELLER
anon
this guy is toast saying this to me 😎
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hi anon
anon
hiii nadie ^_^
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:)
anon
:)
anon
#ai how much time oatmeal

cooking time for oatmeal depends on the type:

- instant oats: 1-2 mins
- quick oats: 2-5 mins
- steel-cut oats: 20-30 mins

adjust liquid for thicker or thinner consistency. stovetop usually takes longer than microwave. how much time oatmeal
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe

glegle's fave oatmeal is 1/2 cup oats, 1 cup almond milk, mashed banana, pinch of salt. cook slow. top with peanut butter drizzle + crushed walnuts. secret trick: add tiny pinch of cinnamon at the end. it slaps. glegle's favorite oatmeal recipe
anon
oooh
anon
this one is so memorable
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's so good
anon
ah yes now I rember
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i want a phone like that one
anon
problem is they changed the 5g and all do it might not have reception + u need apps
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its ok i'd use it to take pics
SadChan🍉🍉
OMG I FORGOR THIS SONG
>>201646
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201644
do u like it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>201645
that's so cool!
anon
she has mad swag she’s Russian wee should make her and notamerican hang out or mbe not idk
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's a good idea
anon
I think she’s early transition too like not ameri
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
@notamerican
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i miss her
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i hope she's ok
anon
yeah notameri is nice and talented
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