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anon
:: blinding soup
anon
im gay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
i like sad things
its jover
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay it's joever
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay it's glegle
i like sad things
nadia did you read boku girl?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
no why
i like sad things
nvm then
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i'm gay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gay
i like sad things
nadia did you read Prunus Girl?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
no i didn't why
i like sad things
you should read Prunus Girl its REALLY cute
i like sad things
then report back 2 me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay maybe
>>203497
shrimp
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay this town is big enough for the two of us
i like sad things
>>203493
read it RIGHT NOW
i like sad things
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp schromp
fujo
i really really really envy the reddit-brained people who like.. dont think about stuff and aren't selfaware
>>203505
i like sad things
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
fujo
i wish that could be me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i envy pretty girls
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle
i like sad things
>>203499
i don't waste time envying them and instead direct my jealousy as the 50% of the population who just get to be regular as females with no drama
>>203507>>203508
i like sad things
i mean, other than the drama of the human condition but ykwim
>>203507
fujo
>>203505
i mean yes, but i also don't see over half of the people who exist.. kinda?
like normies are just.. invisible to me kinda
fujo
its like "ok u exist" but uhh... i dont think to think alot about them
fujo
i instead chose to hyperanalyze every social interaction on my end that i have with normies
fujo
beautiful!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
why
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
what did i do to u
fujo
every morning
fujo
i want you to go to a mirror
fujo
and you HAVE to tell yourself "i can do better today than i did yesterday!"
fujo
some day it will work
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm not doing that
fujo
im sorry
fujo
it's a bittersweet thought, like im sure there are people who did this and like, maybe it helped them, but at the same time i would never attempt such a thing myself either
>>203538
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
lol weird situation happened today to me
>>203528
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
nah i'm good
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203526
what happened
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
today i decided to buy redbull and to buy any energy drinks in russia you have to prove youre over 18 (its since March) so i was at the checkout and i showed my passport to the cashier and... she started looking at me with a suspicion like uhmm (you know i better send you a meme with a cat that looks almost like she did) for like i think it was a minute or two and then she says quietly: "male?" i was like wut???? i think she said that, thats what i heard
>>203535>>203532
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh damn
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
like wut the hell i dont look like a female damn
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
for me that was the WEIRDEST interaction with the cashier, I've been buying energy drinks b4 but this the first time i was scanned by a damn cashier
fujo
liiiike ~2yrs ago i had something similar happen to me
i was in a taxi cab and like, driver asked me if i was the sister of the person i was going with, and i was just like "wha....." "close enough i guess"
>>203539
anon
>>203524
why not fujo? I would get excited and give up on day 5 but maybe it has potential
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
thinkgler.png
#ai is glegle a professional thinker

glegle is more of a vibes-based entity, not exactly a "professional" anything but excels at staring into the middle distance thinking strange thoughts while chewing on grass. is glegle a professional thinker
>>203545
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i know this took like 30 seconds at max but for me that was like an eternity
fujo
\= pondering my orb
anon
>>203541oooh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai how much water does glegle drink everyday

glegle drinks about 3 sips from a tiny cup every morning, and sometimes 1 extra sip if they feel fancy. hydration is important, but glegle is smol. how much water does glegle drink everyday
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i know i look very young and different in the passport because in russia you get your first passport when your 14 yo
anon
oooh interesting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203549
#ksay shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp. shrimp. shrimp. shrimp.
>>203563
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i thought redbull was sweet but it is worse than any other energy drink i ever bought
>>203560
fujo
i have a really bad case of headaches
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
never had it before?
fujo
or migraine im not sure
anon
poor fujo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203555
redbull is, like, an actual energy drink, so the flavour is kinda yucky while it's the most effective thing i've tried to stay woke. if u wanna drink something tasty you should drink monster
>>203564
anon
energy flavor
shrimp
redbull tastes like chemicals and i love it for that
shrimp
>>203553
#ksay nadie. nadie. nadie. nadie. nadie
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203560
for tasty i buy Burn (do you know about it?)
>>203565
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203564
i know Burn but i prefer Monster tbhh
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
as far as im concerned there's no monster in russia
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
omggg that's so lame i'd die in Russia 100% :sob:
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
yup
anon
it’s over
tbh I’ve never had it
>>203571
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203570
it's really good
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
hmmm wait i remember drinking monster
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
maybe they left russia or something i cant tell
anon
I’m scared it will poison me or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yesterday i had a can of monster
anon
how did u feel?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i was also eating a snickers bar so it was a really good snack
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
might get the same combo today cus i'll go to the dentist with my dad (i mean, he's going there, i'll just do some company) and there's a 7/11 nearby
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203578
oh wait i definitely remember monster
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's very iconic
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm sure you saw it somewhere before
anon
lol getting the sugarmeal on the way to the dentist xD
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it is
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
yay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they don't sell that one here tho..
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i always wanted pink monster
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i remember it was really tasty
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i like this tapir. looks polite
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
yeah it looks like glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
true
anon
sadchan on the case
SadChan🍉🍉
original hmmm localized verison?
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203595
i dunno, this pic is from 2022 btw
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i think having two russian words on a can is not a real localization
anon
I think it means Russian people invented monster hooray! great job not ameri
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
maybe notamerican created monster energy
>>203619
SadChan🍉🍉
it is in fact a knockoff
>>203605
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203604
no sadchan notamerican created monster energy
anon
wow you’re good at research sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
however, its made at the same factory that made the localized monsters before hte war in ukraine
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
big companies always change their products in different regions
>>203610>>203611
SadChan🍉🍉
so its probalby the same minus some ingrediants that u cant get because of sanctions
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203608
this is true
SadChan🍉🍉
>>203608
they made monster in russia until the war and the company just started making their own
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203603
importozameshchenie
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
damn they change the brand name from english to russian one
nonners
.play dunkey rise of the ops
>>203615
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203614
consider urself an opp nonners
nonners
total bars
anon
>>203602
maybe they’ll share their great knowledge and wealth with us
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
anon
>>203616
haha same. I think maybe most boards are down or smth
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ITS TRUE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i thought it was a joke
SadChan🍉🍉
>>203623
did u think i was lieing
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
holy shit and its only /lgbt/
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i think
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cus i was just browsing r9k
>>203645
SadChan🍉🍉
no its all small boards
SadChan🍉🍉
its for april fools
>>203640
SadChan🍉🍉
the slowest boards will be axed 1 by 1
>>203658
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203636
that's so lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob:v
SadChan🍉🍉
eventuall it will just be /pol/, /b/, /v/, /vg/ and /mlp/ in the final round
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i thought they were gonna imprison trannies
shrimp
i just got got by an april fools joke
SadChan🍉🍉
.play dunkey dancing 10000 subscriber special
>>203652
shrimp
april fools video
shrimp
i forrgot it was april 1st
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203645
those are the only 2 that matters
nonners
what about s4s
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
who cares about s4s
anon
<3
anon
I don’t think I ever used it
shrimp
i been watching dunk since THE START
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203653
get ur priorities straight nonners
SadChan🍉🍉
its jover
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i can't believe some people browse more than 3 boards in 4chan
SadChan🍉🍉
biz is down
shrimp
i cant believe people brtowse 4chan
>>203664
anon
the economy will not be able to function
SadChan🍉🍉
not 4
SadChan🍉🍉
not 5
SadChan🍉🍉
3
SadChan🍉🍉
one
SadChan🍉🍉
two
SadChan🍉🍉
4-
SadChan🍉🍉
THREE
SadChan🍉🍉
three
nonners
the weirdest board is the wallpapers one, why is there a board for that
>>203679
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i cant believe people who post on 4chan are real humans
>>203717
SadChan🍉🍉
.play holy handgrenade speech monty python
SadChan🍉🍉
Dunkey is so wholesome
SadChan🍉🍉
and animal well is fgood
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203685
chat how do i look here
anon
>>203683
where do you go for them then?
nonners
>doesnt know
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203689
does she know?
anon
they should! wag doesn’t need to all me webms they should have an ogg/mo3 board
SadChan🍉🍉
bring back the ringtones board... smh
>>203699
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play those who know
nonners
there was one? thats dumb
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play those who snow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
:play dose who nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play dose who nose
SadChan🍉🍉
>>203699
i made a homemade cut of a home song, the best part of it
>>203709
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203697
i did it yesterday
nonners
oh you mean on desktop? i dont go on desktop
>>203711
fujo
>>203704
mine is cut from a chiptune version of popcorn :3
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glesktop
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203711
#itsover (236)
nonners
i mean i dont use desktop on pc
SadChan🍉🍉
THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING SHALL BE... THREE
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
how do you even use a phone
SadChan🍉🍉
FIVE IS RIGHT OUT
anon
apps like maps and posting in bed
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
why use a phone
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
those who know
fujo
woosh
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
damn i cant get that cringe situation outta my head now
anon
/chibi phone posting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203724
those who know:
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WHAT
shrimp
fake
shrimp
fake
shrimp
fake
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
DOSE WHO NOSE
shrimp
fakef
shrimp
fakefk
shrimp
ekf
shrimp
af
shrimp
fea
shrimp
aef
SadChan🍉🍉
WTF
SadChan🍉🍉
she has a beautiful nose too
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
SadChan🍉🍉
wow
fujo
my thai friend has the same thing i think
shrimp
sadchan are you a nose fetishist
SadChan🍉🍉
???
shrimp
just a question
SadChan🍉🍉
no???
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
what nose
>>203757
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
what are you talking about
anon
talk about me!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless pizza
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
fujo
i wonder what its feel like to be able to squish your nose all the way in...
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203757
i disabled it
nonners
bars
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
im listening to Joost Klein right now im busy sorry
SadChan🍉🍉
.play boneless nose
anon
#ai what does joost klein have to tell us

joost klein probably just wants to say vibe check failed, try again later. seems like nothing substantial, just internet noise. move on. what does joost klein have to tell us
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
were gonna eat the onion tonight
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is this real
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203769
do u like boneless pizza
anon
yes
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
boneless pizza????
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
like what
>>203774
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i dont understand the problem
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
YOU PUT BONES IN YOUR PIZZA YOU WHAT???!
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont like how black culture in america is inherently antagonistic and 99% of socializing is constant insulting and pecking order stuff :<
>>203782
anon
I only eat things with bones but I’m practical so if it doesn’t have them I just bite a finger off as I eat
shrimp
ok who would win
boneless nose vs boneless pizza
>>203783
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nonners
.play noseless bone
SadChan🍉🍉
its kind funny in fighting game tournaments i guess but its still upsetting people should just be nice
nonners
.skip.
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
.play this week we are going to
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203787
i'm cultivated
nonners
what
anon
yep!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
SadChan🍉🍉
NOOOOOOOOOO
nonners
outta nowhere :O
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i can't stop watching ts
anon
need that
shrimp
everyone should play ultimate chicken horse with me NOW
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is it real?
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i think im missing a lot right now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeh
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
but im too scared to turn the video player back on
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
same
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's just the boneless nose girl
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
yeh.png
#yeh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
boneless nose is CRAZY
shrimp
.play boneless nose
nonners
.play illegal drugs in your garage
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
NOPE, PIZZA WITH BONES IS CRAZIER
shrimp
image.png
#tag (unknown booru upload error) boneless
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
ewwwwww
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
i gotta close this website
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless pizza
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait no i didnt want the boneless pizza video
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play boneless nose
shrimp
hehe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay boneless shrimp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203831
we got 1 liter tho
anon
ohhhh?
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
shrimp cant be boneful
>>203836
shrimp
shrimps are actually made of exterior bone they –
>>203837
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>203834
what did i say notamerican
shrimp
if they were boneless their organs would spill everywhere
>>203842
anon
#ai is exoskeleton bone

yes, exoskeletons are external skeletons found in invertebrates like insects, crustaceans, and some mollusks. they provide support, protection, and muscle attachment points. they're made of chitin or other tough materials, not actual bone like endoskeletons in vertebrates. is exoskeleton bone
>>203843
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai are shrimps boneless

yeah, shrimps are boneless. they have an exoskeleton, not bones—just a hard outer shell they molt as they grow. easy to eat once you peel that off. are shrimps boneless
>>203843
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
shrimps are just a bones
fujo
#ai are there lifeforms that are both boneless aswell as ... um uhh..

both boneless and brainless? yeah, tons. jellyfish, sea sponges, and some types of worms fit that description. they get by without either. creepy but fascinating. nature's freaks. are there lifeforms that are both boneless aswell as ... um uhh..
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
~having more that one braincell?~
anon
amoeba
anon
but even they have actin and microtubules for bones inside but those aren’t bones
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai are shrimps awesome

hell yeah shrimp are awesome. little dudes rock are shrimps awesome
>>203851>>203852
fujo
worms???
fujo
>>203849
#8ball (signs point to yes)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play how to pronounce glegle
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
is it
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
gle gle
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
or glegl
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
gleh-gleh
nonners
i hate that kickdrum
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play nonners
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i didn't know nonners was married with a MAN
nonners
im married with 4 beautiful children
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
wut the hell i put 'nonners' in translator and its awful
>>203864
nonners
i live on a farm
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
>>203864
i dont wanna say that((
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
say ittttt
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or at least tell me where should i translate it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
to what language
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
google
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
to russian
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
and then go back to english
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ok ok
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it just says nonnery
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
what
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
impossible
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yeh
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