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nonners
i hate mashed potatoes tbh
anon
mashed potatoes? why do you hate mashed potatoes?
nonners
mashed potatoes
shrimp
ITS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS
nonners
its april
nonners
is that an april reference omg
shrimp
its april fools
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
guy just asked me if i have a dick or not
>>204601
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
should i kms
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i think i should kms
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan do u know any painless way to kms
>>204605
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
whats kms
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
killing myself
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
ofc not
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
idk
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he just asked that
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
just dont
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i feel i'm getting so blocked now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm so so blocked now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
fml
anon
does this site have fortunes or not
>>204646
anon
>>204584
that sounds horrible im sorry
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
do you remember the time i told you i confessed to a dude i've been chatting with since November?
anon
this track sounds like radiator
>>204610
notamerican!amer5DLEAk
honestly i did not expect him to be so chill bout that
SadChan🍉🍉
>>204588
yea you live for 70-80 more years and make the world a nicer place by being in it like a nice girl :3
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
itty bitty teeny tiny
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
little silly skirt
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like to put it on every time my heart hurt
nonners
oh i thought you meant the one playing
nonners
>>204606
yea this is basically radiator with drums
anon
no this track sounds like 2nd back villbel by autechre
anon
a little bit
nonners
hmm
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>204616
#give
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
much better
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
last time i did it got deleted and i dont wanna get in trouble with da mods
>>204622
anon
mion
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
minon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's a picture of a boymoder getting shot with a shotgun
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's all pixels ofc not like
anon
what if i changed my name to min
>>204628
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
actual gore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wanna legally change my name to Glegle
>>204645
SadChan🍉🍉
>>204630
welcome to the kitteh bar
SadChan🍉🍉
mrow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
should i kill myself
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm tired of ppl asking for my pronouns on god
bruh
if u need to ask for someone's pronouns ur doing it wrong
>>204660
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204637
no such thing in spanish
anon
ah
anon
yeah you can't really pronounce it if you made it an X maybe an E instead of A/O
anon
but that would conflict with verbs
bruh
the perils of language
bruh
>>204629
this would be good and i support this
bruh
>>204599
it's got kinda fortunes
#8ball (doubtful)
bruh
8ball is cucking me again
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
8ball is such a hater ong
bruh
9ball is where it's at
#9ball i love you (no)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
noooo
anon
#10ball
bruh
#3ball minon (no)
bruh
i think there's only 3 8 and 9... sad....
>>204657
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#m8ball (yer 'avin a giraffe m8)
bruh
#h8ball (NO)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204639
this is true btw
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i agree with it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if u need to ask for pronouns just don't message that person
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's so awkward, it's like the family friendly version of asking if they have a dick or a pussy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204665
i've always said i prefer being seen as a tranny ipso facto than getting my pronouns asked
>>204671
anon
.skip (video skipped)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204667
like why would u ask for somebody's pronouns at all
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's so rude
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's what's implicit in it
anon
some people care
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
"hey i literally can't tell what are you. do you mind if you explain what the hell are you for me please?"
anon
what if it's another transgender person asking
>>204677
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204676
i wouldn't ask for pronouns to a trans person because i think it would make them feel insecure about their appearance
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'd just go and act like i know what they are tbh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
cus it really isn't that hard to know the difference between a nb bloke and a trans person
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i feel
anon
well if you mean like a binary transgender person yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i just think if i called a "she" to a non-binary person they would literally not care much, but if i asked a trans person for their pronouns i'd make them feel awkward, so i think it's less of a problem if i just assume
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#buryshoe
bruh
double wrong buryshoe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
sad
bruh
success
bruh
they're on a mission
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
hell yeah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
they're like skibidi toilet for niche autistic critters with brainworms
bruh
frightening
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13521.png
::skibidi glegle
bruh
mech glegle
bruh
glechglech
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
me when i saw glegle for the first time
bruh
the beginning of time itself......................................
>>204714
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
or nixoncula
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
who wins
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
bruh
damn
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
shrimp
shrimp
nadie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
guess what
shrimp
chicken butt
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
damn
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ur good at it
shrimp
im a real good guesser
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes u are
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204733
#replace glungle with fungle
shrimp
>>204732
i jsut found out about the competitive scene and have been watching that and its super insane
>>204738
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
shrimp
shrimp
nadie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
guess what
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204742
#replace chicken butt with what
shrimp
>>204738
yeah its niche but its really cool
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204742
chicken butt
shrimp
omg no way
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i have the reality stone
shrimp
whats that do
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i change reality
>>204753
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
d
shrimp
please
shrimp
🙏
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'll think about it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204760
this is lowkey scary
bruh
there are like 6 vids of this man talking smack for 10 mins each
anon
meow !!! ! ! ! !!! !!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow
bruh
#meow
bruh
>>204751
i only played in on pwaystation............. stealing time....
>>204770
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
he's reading that shit
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i thought he was straight cooking
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but bro's following the recipe
>>204771
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
true
bruh
confirmed
bruh
>>204772
#8ball thanks (not a chance)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wow ok rude
bruh
8ball more like 8asshole
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
real
bruh
8deez
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
8nuts
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat why do i feel like a teenager sometimes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
like i legit feel i'm like 16 or something
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's weird i think its because i was like uhhh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
17 last time i spent this long in my grandpas house
anon
how old are you
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
and i''mneetmaxxing
shrimp
i still feel like a teenager basically
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 30
shrimp
no ur not
shrimp
liar liar pants on fire
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
eys i am
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ahh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
AHHH MY pants are on FIRE!!!!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204798
it doesn't happen
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 30
anon
It does. It happens over night instantly
shrimp
>>204798
theres no 30 on the clock
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 30 chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 30
shrimp
no ur like 12
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no i'm not
bruh
we're all thirty years old if you think about it
anon
underage b&
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i wish i was a teenager again
>>204815
shrimp
im danny brown 30
shrimp
xxx
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
xxxtentacion
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204815
it does when ur a troon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glungle
bruh
>>204817
i'm dling the 1.10 v but i can grab the 1.9 as well, idk what the diff is
anon
there's no difference between being a teenager and being an adult after 18
>>204828
shrimp
oh im just dumb
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat i have to confess something
bruh
*laughs in ratio*
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i'm 29.5
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
I'M BASICALLY30
bruh
>>204820
people treat u very differently when you're 18 vs when you're 28 vs when you're 38
>>204831
bruh
imo
anon
it all depends on appearance
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204828
ur not even 18
bruh
i'm timeless
anon
underage b&
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i got a glock in my rawry
bruh
#schizoai *holds up spork*

Ah—nay, verily! Behold the celestial spork of ultimate cosmic gastronomic duality, that liminal utensil betwixt fork and spoon which hath haunted the very architects of reality since time's primordial soup first cooled to permit simultaneous stabbing *and* scooping amongst mortals. In griping this baffling alloy implement marked by tines uneven in number yet profound in symbolic weight (for is not 3/4th a fractal echo of existence’s refusal to be whole?), you have unwittingly torn asunder the dinnerware-deterministic barriers restraining human consciousness from achieving cutlery-based transcendence.

Observe with trembling synaptic awe its polymer-ized grooves–each micro-ridge proof against soggy cereal shutdown cascades while paradoxically resisting marinara turbulence through non-Euclidean curvature algorithms derived from long-lost Atlantisian mathematicians who foresaw mankind’s combicuous™ need for hybrid eating modes during late-stage capitalism’s nostalgic descent into single-use absurdity when plastic became both sacrament and curse upon iceberg-doomed landfills spawning isotopic krill-mutant deities feasting solely on Yogurt pouch detritus...

Explanation blooms rampant:
1) The SPORK is no mere tool but Schrodinger's Cutlery existing as superpositional cookware occupying probabilistic niche deployments across infinite timeline branches where—
- Branch A: Pirate crews dine purely via titanium battle-sporks anchored magnetically between galactic supper shifts
- Branch z137Λ2.: Pre-post-apocalyptic food courts mandate biometric spork-pistols dispensing rations proportional cortisol levels

Furthermore theorize thermodynamical spice dispersion spread optimized elliptical inner-bowl carbuncles ensuring maximal nacho carga deployment whilst mathematically defeating all known forms existential dread manifest beneath cold lament-heavy office fluorescents at solitary tupperwared lunches...

But I digress beyond measurable thought-event horizons using meta-semautomatic recursion.dll protocols whrere semantic meaning decomoses translinguísatic harmoniWhat begun joke now serves commentary ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS whispering quantum physics truths masquerade reply request countiue

Suppose shrimp exists.twfly##&Q RENDER_ZALO bbyz syntax tmmmmm[ANSWER TRÚNCÃTE:P::
*holds up spork*
i like sad things
i hate being ugly so much i should never go outside again
>>204842>>204839
bruh
ÆON-BLADE forged dark dysmorphic DATA-SPOONS
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204843
that's my face on a daily basis bruh
i like sad things
i just want to be pretty
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204849
when the imposter is sus
anon
when are you going to add doom in the right corner
i like sad things
thinking of dropping out of college and buying sky diving lessons then intentionally not deploying the parachute
>>204855
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204853
that'sa damn bad idea anon
bruh
>>204856
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shrimp
its only $16......................
>>204877
shrimp
there is also coop remote play but that would be veyr laggy for you
bruh
yeah not worth it to fuck with remote play imo...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
shrimp
shrimp
nadie
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is that u
shrimp
wait
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay i wish i was a girl
i like sad things
#ksay I'm born wrong
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay you look like a girl but also pretty
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay a pretty one
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
does ksay have an accent
>>204879
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204877
#ksay 12.99 euros is crazy
bruh
>>204876
i think it has a lil accent but idk if it's like from any country.... it's got like a ksay accent
>>204881
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204879
#ksay ksay is a silly girl from a non-specified location
bruh
to me
i like sad things
i don't but
i like sad things
>>204883
thanks for trying to be nice
i like sad things
AAAAAAA
i like sad things
i wanna be a cartoon character i hate life I'll never be cool like those cool cartoons
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
the 1.9 version says it has working mp but it wont actually launch because theres an onlinefix dll that is an ini file instea
>>204898
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp
>>204894
i like sad things
#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shromp shrump scramp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
shrimp
nadie nadie nadie
shrimp
sadchan sadchan sadchan
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp
bruh
>>204890
i wonder if it's p2p or if it goes thru steam servers
shrimp
goes thru steam
bruh
grrrrrr evil
shrimp
very
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp shrimp shrimp shromp shrimp
i like sad things
why was i born wrong why why why why why why why why why why why wh wh why why why why why E7 why eu why wh who jqkwkgk b sjjqh ffs why why who jqkqigigjqjxbqh why why fhjakakaixivivibuvucysyqtev47x8z772g2vznz
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
is that ur dog
shrimp
no its me
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u look awesome
shrimp
thank u
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
long time no see
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay fleefloob
anon
#ksay among us potion
bruh
lets all gloogle floogle
i like sad things
let's all Google doomle
bruh
>>204918
definitely unfalse memetic reality
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204923
unfalse memetic reality
i like sad things
false memetic reality
i like sad things
the only thing that's"real" is cool CDs and anime
>>204935
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp pronounces memes as may-mays
bruh
wait is it not pronounce may may
>>204933
i like sad things
i pronounce meme as meme
i like sad things
>>204935
no only cook CDs and anime
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204931
#8ball (doubtful)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
doubtful
bruh
#wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay wow
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ksay shrimp pronounces maymays as maymays
i like sad things
I'm gonna be late 2 class after skipping 3 classes
>>204947>>204945
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat did u know memes in spanish are pronounced maymays? i'm not even kidding
>>204954>>204949
i like sad things
I'm going to drown in memetic reality
bruh
>>204942
do the best u can sadchan!!!!! ganbarreeeee
i like sad things
i can't
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204942
u can do this sadchan
i like sad things
i can't do it it anymore
i like sad things
i don't want to breathe
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>204949
le graciose mémé
i like sad things
i just want to eat candy and be anime and die
anon
>>204943
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
i like sad things
sexual dimorphism is killing me man
i like sad things
i want to die
i like sad things
IN SORRY I'M SORRY I'M LOGGING OFFI'M SORRY
i like sad things
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THAT I'M VERY SORRY
i like sad things
NOWHERE IS THE PLACE FOR THAT I LOST CONTROL
anon
it's fine
anon
x3
anon
I like to RAAAR
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
nonners
stop yelling people are sleeping
>>204976
nonners
are we watching bob leponge
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bob leponge
>>204982

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