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shrimp
saves u from the imageboard
>>209069
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
#ksay nadie
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi
shrimp
#ksay hi
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay are you gaming today
shrimp
yeah im gaming everyday
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::happy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yay
shrimp
::gaming
shrimp
wtf
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
13331.jpg
::gambling
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
thats me
shrimp
no thats me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok its u
shrimp
yayy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
13331.jpg
::gambling
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
ok yay
shrimp
that ones u
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i'd bet all my money on ur overwatch team i know im winning
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
lets hope so!!!
shrimp
im going pro soon
anon
wow
anon
does that cost money?
anon
I guess it costs time (a valuable thing)
>>209097
anon
.play it doesn’t really matter in the end song
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209095
shrimp is immortal actually
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like shrimps are in fact immortal
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
its a fact
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai are shrimps immortal

nope, shrimps aren't immortal. they actually have pretty short lifespans, usually around 1-2 years for most species. some kinds, like mantis shrimp, can live up to 20 years though. they just seem endless 'cause they reproduce like crazy.
are shrimps immortal
>>209103
anon
but shrimp won’t have as much time with us : <
NOOOOO we have to cure shrimp
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209101
...what..
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
is this real chat...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
there's no way shrimps can only live 2 years i've known her since forever...
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
and im 32
shrimp
ive got something to confess....
shrimp
im actually shrimp's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchild
>>209111
anon
#ai six inches rise and 51 inches horizontal run, what’s the angle? what’s the best angle for bed elevation and preventing GERD but not hurting sleep?

to find the angle: tanθ = rise/run = 6/51 → θ ≈ 6.7°.

for gerd, 6-8 inches at the head (not just pillows) is recommended. too steep can cause neck/back pain. aim for 30° max, but gradual is better. use adjustables or bed risers if needed.
six inches rise and 51 inches horizontal run, what’s the angle? what’s the best angle for bed elevation and preventing GERD but not hurting sleep?
anon
.play call me maybe
nonners
.play matriarch test 3+
shrimp
>>209111
im sorry... its just embarassing...
0.0208% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
you just ignored me asking what game u were playing...
>>209128
0.0209% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
wtf
jormling
seems like the boop game, where you boop people
jormling
>>209113
i'd vote for nonners. a vote for nonners is a vote for nonners
jormling
oh damn new thread #letsgo
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimpgame
jormling
new mr beast video I MADE SHRIMPGAME IN REAL LIFE????????
>>209129
jormling
fifteen squillion views
notamerican!americeSxU
i forgot mr beast exists
>>209126
jormling
>>209125
best case scenario! please scrub him from your memory at once
>>209127
shrimp
>>209123
no shrimpgame is my game he cant steal it...
nonners
>In ABI-DOS, you build circuits to manipulate and
this game is toxic cant believe steam allows this
shrimp
i love manipulating things and people
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209131
r u a foot fetishist?
shrimp
yes
notamerican!americeSxU
wow cool
jormling
the truth comes out
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209139
lol dude i think its easy to tell its all staged
>>209144
shrimp
WHO SAID TAHT WHOIS IMPERSONATING ME
jormling
>>209140
exactly.... the real mr beast would never stage a game
>>209146
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209144
every entertainment show is always a staged show
jormling
>>209145
you shrimply know this is not the case.............
shrimp
ok then it was booger
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimp
notamerican!americeSxU
we dont judge
shrimp
i dont like dirty stinky feet
notamerican!americeSxU
me too
shrimp
me too thanks
notamerican!americeSxU
i like clean and dry feet
shrimp
exactly
jormling
and yet you have it saved on your computer........ curious!
>>209158
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209157
dont question what i save on my computer
notamerican!americeSxU
i save almost everything i see
>>209162
shrimp
disturbing
jormling
>>209159
looking through my images to find the weirdest thing to make you save
notamerican!americeSxU
im okay with looking at this picture as long as im not having any interactions with these feet
shrimp
have you saved this
notamerican!americeSxU
ewwww
notamerican!americeSxU
im not gonna save that
jormling
so you're a sonic fetishist but also vegan i see i see
jormling
lots of revelations coming from the posters today
notamerican!americeSxU
absolutely a fake statement
jormling
all statements are subjectvie and therefore inherently fake therefore your honor i move to dismiss the allegation that this poster does not love sonic's stinky dirty feet
notamerican!americeSxU
i am not a dirty sonic foot fetishist
>>209173
notamerican!americeSxU
i am not a vegan i eat meat
>>209180
notamerican!americeSxU
not being a vegan does not means i will eat these meatsocks
jormling
i'd eat em
jormling
fry em and put them on a bagel with soem cream cheese
notamerican!americeSxU
uhhh okay
notamerican!americeSxU
go ahead?
jormling
self love is good love
notamerican!americeSxU
im a damn mailfailure
notamerican!americeSxU
ewww
notamerican!americeSxU
mail -> man
jormling
mailamnfailman
notamerican!americeSxU
i was at the clothes market today or idk how its called
notamerican!americeSxU
i clearly have been named a girl
notamerican!americeSxU
like wut
notamerican!americeSxU
am i THAT ugly?
jormling
are you tryin to look like a girl or trying to not look like a girl atm
notamerican!americeSxU
first one
jormling
sounds like a success story then my friend
notamerican!americeSxU
idk like
notamerican!americeSxU
with my low voice and uhh my ugly face
jormling
girls can be ugly too...........
notamerican!americeSxU
that gives a hope
notamerican!americeSxU
and btw
notamerican!americeSxU
i did not even try
notamerican!americeSxU
i was just in my normal everyday outfit
jormling
mailfailing by accident is the tipping point it seems
notamerican!americeSxU
what makes it worse is... i was with my mom
notamerican!americeSxU
i hope its just the sellers who are blind
jormling
the inevitable march of change woOoOoOoOooo....
notamerican!americeSxU
its april
jormling
the inevitable april of change woOoOoooOooOoOOooOooOoOooo........
>>209215
notamerican!americeSxU
wake up
notamerican!americeSxU
1736079756476181.gif
somebody on 4chan posted this gif and link to this beautiful website
notamerican!americeSxU
its was in december i think
notamerican!americeSxU
when spotify embeds???
>>209213
0.0210% bloober!.jHSKoxDu.
>>209128
>ABI-DOS
i looked this up are you proud of me
>>209216
nonners
>>209211
nobody ever stops to ask, what happens when spotify embeds?
>>209214
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209213
i dunno i may start sending a lot of songs you wouldnt listen to
shrimp
>>209212
yes im very proud of you sweetie
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#dumbai ayo man i hav som prablems with tenses could ya break it dawn fo me real quick man? bumbaclot

oh man tenses be like... uh... when u talk bout stuff happenin. like if it happen now u say "i eat" but if it happen before u say "i eated" wait no thats not right... "i ate"? i think? and future is like "i will ate" no wait "i will eat" yea that sound better. sumtimes i gets confuse too cuz english be wildin with all dem rules n exceptions. like why "go" turn to "went" instead of "goed"? makes no sense to me bruh. just try remember past usually got -ed but not always, present is now, future got "will". hope dat help a lil bit even tho i dumb as rocks lol
ayo man i hav som prablems with tenses could ya break it dawn fo me real quick man? bumbaclot
>>209218
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209217
#reply yeh man dis simple but dude theres more of them

yo tense breakdown simple:

- present: "i eat" (now)
- past: "i ate" (before)
- past participle: "i have eaten" (for perfect tenses)
- future: "i will eat" (later)

irregular verbs are chaos tho. "go/went/gone" make zero sense but just gotta memorize those. english be wack like that.
yeh man dis simple but dude theres more of them
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I am so sorry for this
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#ai is theres an evil glegle version?

never seen one, but if there was, they'd probably just steal your socks or leave passive-aggressive sticky notes. chaos, not villainy.
is theres an evil glegle version?
>>209221
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209220
#reply hey!! who told you about my foot fetishism????

noooooooo. my precious sockeis,,,,,,,,

also, "passive aggressive sticky notes" sounds like my roommate ugh. why can't evil glegle just eat people like a normal villain

nice try fed.
hey!! who told you about my foot fetishism????
>>209222
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209221
#reply id prefer evil glegle to kill people not eat them (theyre not yummy)

EVIL GLEGLE ONLY KILLS, NO EATING. NOT YUMMY. BRING ME YOUR WEAKEST SOCKS
*passive aggressively scribbles murder plans on sticky notes stuck to your forehead*
id prefer evil glegle to kill people not eat them (theyre not yummy)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
this is scary
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
theres nobody
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so lonely
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i forgot most of my online friends sleep when im awake and theyre awake when i sleep
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay chat. is this real
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay fungle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay let's all glungle fungle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
evil glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ai does ksay have an accent

hard to say if the AI chatbot version "ksay" has an actual accent since text doesn't convey that stuff well. could just adopt whichever internet slang vibe fits the moment.
does ksay have an accent
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>209233
glebil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
bury glebil
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
evil glegle will steal your stinky socks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#ai whats glegle legal name?

glegle's legal name is just glegle. no frills, no extra titles. just a cute little name for a cute little pal.
whats glegle legal name?
>>209239
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>209237
ahhh i thought it was Glegle Eva Marshall Glegleus The Second
jormling
needs more evilness
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have no milk
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need to buy mil
>>209245
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i have to go to the store to buy milk
jormling
>>209243
that's exactly what Big Milk want you to think. don't give in to their demands
jormling
the only reason to drink milk is for cereal or bulking probably and neither are essential
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i need milk to make coffee
jormling
hmmmmmm this is a valid requirement for milk............. what abt like. drinking it black. is that crazy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like coffee
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i am an addict
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like energy drinks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i feel drinking too much cups of coffee isnt healthy
>>209254
jormling
many many such cases
jormling
>>209252
too much caffeine will definitely fuck u up but the solution is to shrimply not drink lots of coffee
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i may overdose
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
one day
jormling
nobody is forcing to you consume caffeine.......... except Big Milk.....
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i force myself to so that
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nope, its not big milk
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its big coffee who makes me consume caffeine
jormling
Big Milk and Big Coffee are totally in bed together having stupid sexy affairs with eachother
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
is theres a manga for this?
jormling
i hope so
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::glegle evil
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
maybe evil glegle's name is
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
elgelg
jormling
Elgelg
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yea
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
like Retep
shrimp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jormling
evilgle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
my internet sucks
jormling
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
elglegle
shrimp
I HATE SNIPER CHARACTERS
jormling
maybe they're just the counter to whatever character you're playing
>>209281
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
\\sniper shrimp
>>209282
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh
shrimp
>>209278
they counter anything that isnt a tank because they 1 shot you
>>209285
jormling
hmm ai gen is dead
jormling
\penis
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ADMIIIIIN!!!!!
jormling
opworm my slop bowl is empty :(
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how do you even summon the admin????
>>209298
shrimp
you dont
jormling
>>209287
heal sluts can be tanks too #endracism
shrimp
im NOT a healslut
shrimp
im a dps healer
shrimp
i do dps and heal
shrimp
see. supports reduce pressure on the team 2 ways. 1 way is healing yes you heal damage less pressure. but you can also reduce pressure on your teammates by killing the enemy
jormling
so you admit it
jormling
>>209289
yell very loudly down an ethernet cable
jormling
>>209297
sounds like..... the enemy is the one killing you.... with their sniper bullets......
shrimp
sometimes
shrimp
its just really annoying
jormling
you could turn into a sniper and snipe all the snipers
shrimp
well thats what i do yeah
shrimp
theres 2 supports that can sort of snipe so i play them if theres a sniper and bully the sniper
jormling
bullying is good and necessary
shrimp
but its just really annoying
shrimp
i have to hit like 2-3 headshots or bodyshots
>>209312
shrimp
they just have to 1 tap me
notamerican!americeSxU
ok im gonna go buy milk
jormling
another innocent soul claimed by Big Milk...
notamerican!americeSxU
im not innocent
>>209316
jormling
>>209307
imagine if people could shrug off two headshots
the world would be a better place
>>209314
notamerican!americeSxU
theres no way im innocent
shrimp
iamgine how many bullets youd have to remove from people
>>209317
jormling
>>209311
you're innocent until proven guilty and you're only guilty when there is sin (milk) in your heart
jormling
like a BIG big magnet
jormling
medical grade scrapyard magnet
>>209335
i like sad things
i knew shrimp was making the OP but if I tried to fight for it I would have used ::is
i like sad things
wtf
i like sad things
unlucky
i like sad things
!!!!!
i like sad things
wow worst luck
i like sad things
using this would have been nice because its a worm original 🪱
>>209336
shrimp
>>209334
it wouldve made a good thread ill use it next time hehe
notamerican!americeSxU
i am back
notamerican!americeSxU
i went to store and i bought MILK
notamerican!americeSxU
now i am going to make a coffee
notamerican!americeSxU
is there anybody alive?
notamerican!americeSxU
anyways
notamerican!americeSxU
i like MILK
>>209343
jormling
>>209342
12 rubles have been added to your account from Big Milk
notamerican!americeSxU
ewww why not 15
jormling
they like the number 12 cauuse they're fucking SICKOS
notamerican!americeSxU
i like the number 13
notamerican!americeSxU
and 42
notamerican!americeSxU
and 69 too
jormling
all good numbers
notamerican!americeSxU
i am going to slowly poison myself with caffeine right now
jormling
the important thing is to have fun
>>209356
notamerican!americeSxU
im having satisfaction
notamerican!americeSxU
as usual
notamerican!americeSxU
there were gopniks in the store
>>209357
notamerican!americeSxU
they always occupy the foodcourt
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209357
yeah russian town aesthetic
jormling
>>209356
nice tripcode.................................... l0ser........
notamerican!americeSxU
i should be happy i came back home
>>209400
0.0212% bloober!boymodewng
fuck offffffff jermiling
notamerican!americeSxU
jomlin
jomling
you're eaten goodbye #rekt (239) #rekt (240)
0.0214% bloober!boymodewng
>>209367
WHAT
notamerican!americeSxU
what what?
>>209371
jomling
lesbocchi
0.0215% bloober!boymodewng
>>209369
WHAT?
notamerican!americeSxU
me and who?
0.0216% bloober!boymodewng
>>209372
shut up nerd
shrimp
>>209376
close. ultimate chicken horse butt
jomling
damn i'm not gonna be amillionaire
shrimp
just a thousandaire
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimpillionaire
i like sad things
aaaa mobile
i like sad things
a transwoman was arrested in Florida for using the women's restroom
0.0217% bloober!boymodewng
>>209383
WHAT
anon
wtf that’s not good
0.0218% bloober!boymodewng
ok i'll stop
anon
oh bloober how do they control pests on farms isn’t there food and water and shelter and nature everywhere?
>>209396
i like sad things
I just wanted to post it so people could be aware and safe.
>>209409
i like sad things
>>209393
we are fast approaching russias type of government
i like sad things
i wouldn't be surprised if they labeled trans a terrorist org like how putin labled lgbt a terrorist org
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209398
uhhh dunno
i like sad things
>>209397
because it is a major country in world affairs right now
>>209405
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209400
well if they smoked inside the building they'd get arrested
anon
oooh authentic Russian gopnik arrested
notamerican!americeSxU
i dunno the laws but i think its illegal to smoke inside the store
i like sad things
THIS IS LITERALLY NAXIS I CAN'T SMOKE IN BARS????
0.0222% bloober!boymodewng
isn't it like by egypt or something
>>209408
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209407
its bordered by latvia, lithuania and estonia like wut
>>209412
anon
>>209392
#hug yeah I hadn’t heard of it happening yet
notamerican!americeSxU
hows russia big?
i like sad things
>>209405
russia is one of the largest countries in the world
>>209413
i like sad things
#ai top 10 largest countries by land, then top 10 by population

**top 10 largest by land area (sq km):**

1. russia - 17,098,246
2. canada - 9,984,670
3. china - 9,706,961
4. usa - 9,372,610
5. brazil - 8,515,767
6. australia - 7,692,024
7. india - 3,287,263
8. argentina - 2,780,400
9. kazakhstan - 2,724,900
10. algeria - 2,381,741

**top 10 by population:**

1. india - ~1.4b
2. china - ~1.4b
3. usa - ~335m
4. indonesia - ~279m
5. pakistan - ~240m
6. nigeria - ~223m
7. brazil - ~216m
8. bangladesh - ~173m
9. russia - ~146m
10. mexico - ~128m

(rough 2023 estimates, slight variations by source)
top 10 largest countries by land, then top 10 by population
anon
>>209397
Russia is the center of the world all Americans constantly think of and look to Russians for guidance we just make them have bad lives as a joke
anon
>>209396
but like you can’t cover everything in nerve gas for mice and groundhogs and such. that only works for bugs
>>209417
0.0225% bloober!boymodewng
>>209416
>mice and groundhogs
.22 caliber rifle
anon
can’t they breed faster than you can shoot?
>>209424
0.0226% bloober!boymodewng
>>209419
no it literally says polard right there
notamerican!americeSxU
oh wait
notamerican!americeSxU
youre right
i like sad things
the reason i bring up Russia is I know several russian lgbt refugees, it is very bad in that country for lgbt. you can get prison time for kissing your same sex partner in public
>>209453>>209455
0.0228% bloober!boymodewng
pow pow
0.0229% bloober!boymodewng
pow
0.0230% bloober!boymodewng
pow
0.0231% bloober!boymodewng
pow
0.0232% bloober!boymodewng
pow pow pow pow
0.0233% bloober!boymodewng
pow pow
0.0234% bloober!boymodewng
pow
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209400
i dunno i didnt listen to them
anon
>>209424
is this actually true? I guess I think of bug control and like you know they all die from something systemic but like having to manually find and kill one type of pest would make me pretty worried
>>209436>>209435
notamerican!americeSxU
i can guess most of them were younger than me
0.0235% bloober!boymodewng
>>209433
well mice aren't like a huge deal but groundhogs are annoying
0.0236% bloober!boymodewng
>>209433
fences stop most of them
anon
that makes sense
anon
I bet you have to bury them too and have fairly fine mesh
0.0237% bloober!boymodewng
i'm not a farmer... but i don't think they'd bury them oh you mean the fence
anon
I thought you were farmers strongest soldier
0.0238% bloober!boymodewng
i am
anon
yeah
anon
you are
anon
you are too
notamerican!americeSxU
shrimpmer
anon
agriculture actually is very important that’s a good thing to be
0.0239% bloober!boymodewng
>>209443
shrip we need to protest
vuuv
.play on my knees mj lenderman
0.0240% bloober!boymodewng
hi vuuuuuuuuuuuv
>>209451
vuuv
gonna go buy some soil for mum later. Will carry on my bike </blogpost>
>>209454
anon
>>209423
how’d they get to USA? I thought refugee had to live near country of origin so like Poland which is better but worse than America I think and kinda isolating I think if you’re not polish
notamerican!americeSxU
>>209423
sad to see theres big hate on lgbt in russia not on the street level but on the government level like uhmm you were supposed to protect our rights not to kill us
>>209459
vuuv
>>209454
nah, I'll just put it on my handlebars and walk it. Not too far
anon
kinda like those pictures of the hochin trail they used to do that
anon
I think part of it was bikes were narrower than carts
anon
can notamerican come live with you sadchan?!
anon
that would be so bazed if my idea worked
vuuv
.play vortex kamasi
0.0241% bloober!boymodewng
omg is that italian

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