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anon
true( ◠‿◠ )
h
that word instantly makes me angry
h
'ava'
SHUT UP
jomling
what's bad about the name "ava"..... is it an iphone name
h
becaus when i swipe keyboard on iOS it will somehow misinterpret 'and' as 'ava'
in no circumstance have i typed ava intentionally
>>210302
anon
it sounds like ada Lovelace abs h is a radical narco primitivist (sell drugs to prevent technology)
>>210304>>210305
anon
true it’s happened to me at least 10 times
jomling
>>210301
it works... if everyone is smacked out on dope
h
>>210302
honestly
>>210301
half of san francisco is doing drugs that make them make more technology
in the most unethical fashion possible
anon
yes!
anon
nooooooo we lost
anon
do they acutually though? I thought amphetamines were a mixed bag and nootropics/psychedelics are a meme
>>210313
0.0249% bloober!boymodewng
>>210279
this literally is so inaccurate, do you even care about the lore
>>210311
0.0250% bloober!boymodewng
smh
jomling
>>210309
i'm a legally certified yugioh lormaster sweaty sit down
jomling
i bet you don't even know about blue eyes black dragon
h
>>210308
idk about psych use
it feels like a meme
amphetamine (and cocaine) use is crazy out there
20 somethings who are like , on deadlines working stupid stupid hours just to maintain their position in the hyper competitive environment they work in
>>210318
anon
I’m more of a black eyes blue dragon
jomling
i'm black eyes blue dragon (sleep deprivation + hypothermia)
anon
waow
anon
I took adderal yesterday and didn’t care to do anything so I’m going to stop for a bit
jomling
>>210313
taking three times my adhd meds in one day so i can finish rasterising the shader in my jira board before i sleep under my desk again
>>210333>>210319
jomling
i can't help being this sexy i'm sorry
anon
true
jomling
moneyreceiver incest sexy the third
anon
yes
h
nice
h
that rules actually
anon
tbh it’s a little dependent on others
anon
I’ll only marry someone with the first name notneedy to make up for it
>>210332
h
FIRST BABE
jomling
>>210329
do you, moneyreceiver incest sexy, take notneedy notdependent alsosexy, to be your lawfully wedded partner
>>210335
jomling
>>210333
you don't have to imagine
0.0252% bloober!boymodewng
i took a test actually i don't have it
>>210339
h
>>210341
ive never thought a fucking thing in my life
jomling
you should try it sometime,,, you can imagine all sorts of rooms and apples and stuff
>>210347
h
>>210344
theyre rotating ....... thsi is hell
anon
yep!
anon
just answer randomly God will ensure you are correct
>>210354
anon
I won’t though god says I don have to
>>210355
h
hmm
jomling
i'm bdhd
jomling
>>210354
#oracle () are you sure though
0.0255% bloober!boymodewng
haha you're such a fool i didn't actualy take this test i took the shorter one because the longer one was too long
jomling
curious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0.0256% bloober!boymodewng
what's so curious
jomling
why. nothing at all........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
anon
god pumice stones are so life essential, to be honest i needed one for probably 6 months or more but i was broke spending money on laser hair removal and vr stuff, i can finally bend my toes without physical discomfort and it looks normal again
>>210369
jomling
you could be an LEO
low executive officer
h
no i was born in june
jomling
aw dam it's opeless
anon
>>210369
#ksay all hail the volcano god for pumice stone
jomling
squiddy my boy what happened to you
h
almost
h
2001 squid odyssey
anon
@anyone does anyone know where to get some good yuri
>>210380
0.0257% bloober!boymodewng
>>210379
ask lori
anon
#ksay lori lori lori lori
anon
post test
anon
NOW
anon
>>210365
NOOOOOO that’s probably me
h
my answers are probs skewed im just salty about not being able to finish project in ableton
>>210391
anon
>>210390
#reply what is ableton

ableton's a daw (digital audio workstation) some ppl love it cuz of the workflow and session view, others hate it cuz it can feel unintuitive at first. your frustration's valid, happens to all of us with any daw at some point. wana rant about the project?
what is ableton
anon
I HATE it cuz it doesn’t help H enough
h
what
ableton is fine
its very intuitive
im just bad at bringing a song past 80%
>>210397>>210402
anon
yeah I just did a thing I’ve been putting off for like 20 hours in 10 minutes kinda badly but I’m really glad I did it
>>210400>>210399
anon
.play the end e2
jomling
>>210393
what's the last 20% that needs to be added? is it like concrete or just vibes based
>>210404
jomling
t. doesn't make music
jomling
>>210395
very good to get that shit done even if it takes a while gz anony
h
good job anon
anon
>>210393
it should have helped you the rest of the way like a real friend
anon
.play aphex twin creepy
h
>>210397
its just vibes based
ill get a whole track together and fail to add details because ive gotten sick of hearing it
so its just like a bland set of sections and loops
>>210408
anon
.play aphex twin wet
anon
I didn’t do it at all the day before though so I really hope I’m improving >>210399
anon
Ty h!!
jomling
>>210404
i get you........... maybe you could leave it competely for like a few days n come back and see how it sounds with fresher ears
anon
and Ty jomi
jomling
everything would sound shit when you've heard it over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over
>>210421
anon
electronic music imposes too high standards everything should be played on a single cowbell and nothing more
jomling
the cowbell is quite a versatile instrument in the hands of a true master
anon
noooooo a single airhorn and nothing more
anon
you could cover the hole to change pitch though
jomling
digeridoo + airhorn = ?
anon
BWAAAA
anon
Ok nini <3
jomling
nighty ngiht nnony
0.0260% bloober!boymodewng
It's been many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable.
jomling
very speedily typed i like it 10/10
anon
.skip (video skipped)
jomling
scary
anon
yeah it was freaking me out
anon
.play aphex twin greatest hits
nonners
.play best music
jomling
>>210421
i like this
it's like a "base" that is nice to improv over with some kinda melody, it has enough of like a personality to inform the improv but also some melodic shit in there already so it's not just freeroamin
>>210447
anon
.play music
jomling
idk how to describe it but –
>>210432
0.0261% bloober!boymodewng
>>210431
#halt
0.0262% bloober!boymodewng
>>210433
#halt
jomling
jokes on you i was blank that time
anon
>>210436
#halt'
0.0265% bloober!boymodewng
>>210442
1500ms ping
anon
>>210445
nonners
i dont agree with this aphex greatest hits list
0.0266% bloober!boymodewng
why not
h
>>210428
thats what i mean its always just a base really
h
then im sick of it
jomling
understandable, cause the base is done!!! needs a big fella on top of it to like drag it around
jomling
idk how to describe cause i don't make music but it's a very nice vibe
h
i guess i just have to pay vocalists on fiver
>>210452
0.0268% bloober!boymodewng
>>210453
because you can just kidnap a homeless person and have them do it for free.
>>210455
0.0269% bloober!boymodewng
>>210455
hey what's that supposed to mean...
jomling
>>210458
#fix the name type (this is a test DO NOT fuck it up)
jomling
they fucked it up
h
lmao
h
5th angel was actualy just large grimmace
jomling
kaworu x mayor mc cheese
h
mayor mc cheese is a coward
kowaru wouldve never let him choose the fate of the world
>>210465
h
>>210464
#editai fix the vowels in the name please
jomling
mooyor mc chooso
h
i laughed
jomling
it just fucking ate all the vowels
h
im crying
h
mooyor mc chooso
h
how did it mess up that spectacularly
jomling
fixed it til it broke :((
>>210474
jomling
>magic power laser
>indestructible drill
>sends you to the shadow dimension if u get too close
jomling
or no the last bit was someone else i don't member
>>210478
h
>>210477
youre thinking of the dirty bubble
jomling
it looks like roadside art from my country called the naas ball
jomling
1_2PNG-1.webp
just a giant ball beside a motorway in a place called Naas with road markings all over it
>>210485
h
oh wow it does look like the ball angel
jomling
legends say the naas ball will awake from its thousand year slumber and consume the world
jomling
>>210487
jomling
>>210485
the exterior would melt and reveal the sleeping god within
>>210491
jomling
that's a good one i'm writing it down
h
#glesay shrimp
jomling
nooo
h
i kind of want pet shrimp
jomling
you should do it
it seems like a fun hobby to keep shrimp
jomling
i think two people here also keep shrimp including shrimp themselves
h
i have this mental image of a little red shrimb running around in a circle excited
jomling
like a little happy puppy
h
yea yea yea just like that but a shinp
jomling
do you think if a shrimp could bark underwater, would bubbles come out or would it just be more water
jomling
i think there would be bubbles just to make sure the sound reaches the surface
h
what if they were unbearably loud when they surfaced
jomling
mandrake shrimp screaming
jomling
important to keep them perpetually underwater and never remove them from the water
h
i imagine they just hang out
that saounds awesome
jomling
literally just shrimping and vibing and hanging out together telling shrimp stories
h
shrimp stories
h
what kind of stories would they have
jomling
probably shrimp versions of greek myths and stuff i bet
jomling
stories of the first shrimp and the shrimpernatural and scary tales to scare your shrimps
h
waow ...
h
the story of shrimpsyphus
forever pushing the colored aquarium pebble up the base of the plastic tree
jomling
only for the flow of the water pump to push it back down again
jomling
one must imagine shrimpsyphus happy
jomling
personally i'd be pretty po'd
h
i would simply not push the pebble
>>210529
notamerican!americeSxU
good morning my fellow dudes
notamerican!americeSxU
what happened to her?
jomling
>>210524
if i was crucified and falcons were eating my liver i would simply not grow it back for them to eat it again
>>210532
notamerican!americeSxU
>>210530
ahhh... sleep never spares anybody
jomling
>>210532
#this nobody seems to think of doing it but it sounds easy just don't walk into? the black hole?? smh
jomling
>>210533
he's playing the drums
notamerican!americeSxU
>>210539
100%
notamerican!americeSxU
i have a lot of that on my computer
h
girls can only wear pink mechanix
jomling
me
h
thank you for your service
jomling
🫡 contributing to the cause
>>210562
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
now this is some music
0.0270% bloober!boymodewng
>>210560
>>210559
oh shit you guys are both not american
0.0271% bloober!boymodewng
>>210555
oh shit you're also not american
notamerican!americeSxU
bloober are you american?
>>210564
jomling
>>210558
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
taptaptap goo
notamerican!americeSxU
>>210566
so please dare answering my question, dear friend
jomling
i double dog dare you to answer
jomling
no i TRIPLE dog dare you
notamerican!americeSxU
it is very disrespectful to ignore the question i asked you
notamerican!americeSxU
i demand an answer from you bloober
notamerican!americeSxU
im gonna call ICE
notamerican!americeSxU
bloober, are you associated with CCP?
notamerican!americeSxU
are you a member of CCP?
notamerican!americeSxU
your ignorance made me think you are associated with CCP and China so you are Xi Jinpin's puppet
0.0275% bloober!boymodewng
well you're not american and you know who else wasn't american? Hitler
>>210583
0.0276% bloober!boymodewng
checkmate
notamerican!americeSxU
>>210579
makes sense
notamerican!americeSxU
>>210584
what if their mother's not american?
shrimp
she will know regardless
notamerican!americeSxU
if i open libpol.org on my mobile phone can it read my thoughts?
jomling
yes all websites can do that when you use a mobile phone i'm p sure
0.0278% bloober!boymodewng
does anyone else hate ireland
>>210593
0.0279% bloober!boymodewng
.play trash pandas
0.0280% bloober!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.0281% bloober!boymodewng
.play trash panda compliation
0.0283% bloober!boymodewng
>>210595
quoi?
0.0284% bloober!boymodewng
>>210597
i also hate the irish
0.0285% bloober!boymodewng
like it's in the name IRE land
0.0286% bloober!boymodewng
llike IRE like disgusting
jomling
the land of ire and woe
jomling
woeland
notamerican!americeSxU
ok ok i think blooper's scottish
notamerican!americeSxU
blooper
notamerican!americeSxU
do you wear skirts?
h
>chaos
seems very polite actually
jomling
try not to laugh: calm and orderly raccoons!!!
jomling
im being whisked away by the summer wind
>>210620
jomling
.play frank sinatra the summer wind
notamerican!americeSxU
somebody do something
>>210624
notamerican!americeSxU
oops
shrimp
woah
0.0292% bloober!boymodewng
>>210630
why did you warp this out
shrimp
warp it back in. i dare you
>>210633
0.0293% bloober!boymodewng
>>210632
shrimp
0.0294% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
0.0295% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
0.0296% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
0.0297% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
0.0298% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
shrimp
booger
0.0299% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
0.0300% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp
vuuv
>>210645
Takes like 5 mins to pick stuff up and throw in bin
vuuv
>>210647
#reply

elgelg would likely ragequit the game midway while blaming their teammates, then come back 5 minutes later pretending nothing happened. also they'd spam glhf in all chat even when losing.
jomling
>>210647
WWED
vuuv
.play serve somebody vulkfpeck
jomling
the vulfpeck intro jingle does something to my brain
0.0301% bloober!boymodewng
>>210659
#slap
jomling
#fsay bloober
0.0302% bloober!boymodewng
>>210668
that's not a jomling
jomling
how would you know/.......................................................
jomling
it's real alright
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
shrimp
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
shrimp
nonners
.play the soda shop incident
shrimp
#ksay hi nadie
shrimp
>>210683
#hug
nonners
what the fuck is he on about?
nonners
daniel
notamerican!americeSxU
WHY MY HANDS ARE SHAKING SO HARD WHEN SPEAKING TO PEOPLE
notamerican!americeSxU
LIKE WHAT
notamerican!americeSxU
ARE THESE CASHIERS GONNA EAT ME OR SOMETHING??
notamerican!americeSxU
feeling bocchi
nonners
.play every cave diving videop
0.0303% bloober!boymodewng
>>210697
jomling what the fuck
0.0304% bloober!boymodewng
i'm sick
0.0305% bloober!boymodewng
i have my final eval on tuesday
0.0306% bloober!boymodewng
why did you do this to me...
nonners
are you playing dumb ways to die
0.0307% bloober!boymodewng
why do you want to know...
jomling
>>210690
bloodgle
0.0311% bloober!boymodewng
>>210710
#tireiron
0.0312% bloober!boymodewng
>>210710
#slap
int3
>>210712
#warp (only staff can use this command on this board)
int3
FUCK
garry## 's mod
nathign
int3
it does gay things yo uwouldn't understand sorry
>>210723
garry## 's mod
>>210722
maybe you would understand then
#warp
garry## 's mod
damn////... they have the vaccine....
garry## 's mod
yes
int3
I squish you into 2 folds
shrimp
shrimp paste...
int3
now you are split in half
int3
the left shrimp or the right shrimp, you decide...
shrimp
left shrimp please

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