IM HOME I MADE IT IM ALIVE

OOOO new channel 5

If I was rich I would hire a maid and life coach yea

>>213705
you would probably be a cool maid, but a bit lazy

>>213706
thats just a freeloaderrrrrrrrr xD

if Im ever rich you can have a room in my cool interenet people i met mansion

>>213710
yea

#ksay shrimp

I would hire a chef, a maid, a personal trainer, and an executive assistant

>>213732
i like the way he looks

>>213739
more like looker

Im agp im not ashamed of itt

AGP is just being like, into being a woman tbh idk why 4chan turned it into "this is the bad kind of tranny" meme

>>213765
whats ur height???

5 10?

im 5 10 :3

yea but EVERYONE IN NEW YORK IS FUCKING HISPANIC OR ASIAN I SWEAR TO GOD

well at least queens

i am a giant

>>213778
I KNOW T_T

I lost like an inch inch and a half on HRT tho idk why

yeaaa

wish I wa slike 5 6 like my mom

my mom is like 5'5 or 5 6 and my dad is like slightly taller than her so Im literally like 4 inches taller than both of htem

probably some sort of developmental disorder that also made me a tranny :<

i have a lot of intersex symptoms but i havent been bothered 2 look into it

I thought that too but when I found it I had a really negative reaction to it like "oh maybe this is why im such a freak, I was literally born wrong im a mutant" kind of reaction

i decided kind of intentionally not to find out for sure

i have this stuff barely kind of figured outt okay I dont need my whole identity shat on again

>>213807
are you afab?

>>213812
ah I see. well tbh its really common in womenn

though yea could be linkedd

based future where people can transition so based that people can JUST DO THAT isnt that crazy ISNT THAT NUTS??????

its like SCIENCE FICTIONNNNNNNN

true tales of the CHANGING GENDER!

>>213824
very real reaction very truee

>>213824
:O HE CAME OUT TO YOUUUUUUU

thats really nice that means he trusted u....

>>213830
thats okayyy, but u should have heheee. trans people should stick 2gether.

the only trans person I met was like...

idk

idk if they were even trans or just like...

it was a coworker in the military and they did the whole "im am a maximally dudely dude at work" but then crossdressed(?) full time at home and started because the wife was into it????

wasnt seeking medical tranistion afaik

but they invited me to go to eat with them and like dress as a girl and I declined. i wanted to manmode for a year or two before I girlmoded

I have nothing against them but I just feel like I have nothing in common with them.

its like, it seems like a sex thing, and for me its not really a sex thing. like sex is a PART of it but its like a minor part of it.

i hate how the whole lgbt community has been put into this you are either transmedicalist or anti transmedicalist narrative and its super purity testy and angry and its like.... I want people to just be nice 2 each other, like. Yes, there are different kinds of trans people, trans behaviors, its not even a spectrum it goes in multiple directions and like we should just accept that trans people arent a monolith and we are all different and tehre are different motivations for tranistioning and people should stop "speaking for trans peopel" because we are isnanely diverse, way more diverse than just like gay or lesbian or bi people or w/.e

I avoid getting called a transmed by clarifying 80 times before I say anything that all trans people are beautiful, deserve resepct, deserve their pronouns and names respected, there is nothing wrong with gender abolitionism, non binaries, or even just tranistioning because you think its FASHIONABLE, idk if you tranistion you are trans. that siad....

GENDER DYSPHORIA is a thing, its a shitty thing, and there should be SEPERATE and SPECIFIC awareness for people with GD within the greater umbrella of trans because people with GD are more at risk for all the bad things that happen to lgbt as a whole. thats all. you just gotta phrase the inclusively and the right way and come from a place of love not like, EWWW IM NOT LIKE ONE OF THE GROSS ONES.

>>213848
>i just think if you're trans you gotta transition
I agree, but because its debatable what a 'transition' is, I just respect peopels right to be them because then its just semantics and denying the trans label to someone who is potentially at risk for like, being hate crimed for being gender non conforming seems fucked upppp

like for some people transition is just walking around with a beard and programmer socks but im not gonna be a dick to a personnn. but yea that person is really different from me.

tbh Ive talked to a few people like that and 2 of them were really based and cool and 1 of them was a horrible human being in general so imo they are just people, it is what it is. im a fucking wierdo and loser i dont judge or put myself on a pedastlle above anyuonmeeeaeugaehj

yeaaaa im way 2 scared 2 do thattt lmaoo

i got laser and stuffff i could neverrrm but I also have GD

i thought that but when u girlmode its likeee

damn am i just gonna be a gross shlub foreverrr, let me try upping my game a bit

and then idk

ive worn a dress a few times and not looked gross I think

I think its cause im old and its less acceptable for an old person to just like

wear jeans and a t shirt and nothing else forever because you have to like

do job interviews, uhhh

be a leader

be professional

appearance is improtant and u need to like, hit a certain standard to be acceptable as u get older in professional environments

yeaaaa it was hard for me tbh

i mean i have a lot of dysphoria tbh like I still cant wear anything that shows leggg

shorts and stuff

if I wear a dress or skirt I wear it with leggings or pants

its me being a coward tho I think that styles that show legs and have shorts and stuff are really cute im just a disgusting ugly mess and a coward and I have bad fashion

yea but I want 2 its just cause im a coward hehe

>>213885
ur success is inevitable

>>213886
basedd

h8 the tom8

>>213923
HGE HE HE HE HE HAHYHAHAHAH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT SIHJGJghakjghkjasdhgkja

im hungry should I be fat and and get taco bell

>>213926
not even a LITTLE BIT

i am DIEING in anxiety and fear and ADHD

>>213930
im at BMI, but I dont like having any extra tummy fat if I didnt love food so much I would be like -10 bmi probably hehee

thats not true, I like having a bit of extra curviness elsewhere I just hate that ANY % OF IT goes to my waist area

>>213934
24

24-25

i wanna have a perfect body in generallll there are so many things i hate about my body

>>213939
im not achieving it IM GETTING TACO BELL HEHEHEHE

DORITO TACO

>:3

>>213943
that would be so cool

>>213948
that used to work for me when I was 20 I was like 18-19 BMI and super skinny people would ALWAYS say like oh so skinny

but when u get older u get fat

it jus happens

I was like the INVINCIBLE METABOLISM mfer and now I actually have to count calories just to maintain a normal weight...

when I was a teen and got my first apartment it was like.. my diet was awful

it would be like... 2 eggs scrambled with shredded cheese

a family size bag of doritos

a 2 liter of fanta

and maybe a pizza once over 3 or 4 days

and like 3 cups of ramen

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i can def eat an entire pizza hehehehehe

but I stop myself because i dont want to be fat I miss when I was 20 and I could eat like that T_T

>>213968
hypnosis doesnt really work thoo unless u r good at psyoping urself. at which point just psyop urself and cut the middle man

>>213971
no its like... a guy uses hypnotic techniques to put you into a deep sleep and then you enter a suggestive state and "reprogram" your subconcious so that when you wake up you are different

yea but i am a loser a horrible little cretinnnn

i suckkk and cant stick to a diet because i am very self indulgent

.play hypnosis watch the simpsons

ive never seen this episode i justr assumed there would be a simpsons clip about hynosis

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

thats actually a cute sentiment

its true though random shit my parents said stuck with me and I would randomly realize decades later like wtf thats fucking stupid

>>213986
yea I love old simpsons so muchhh

ive watched random nusimpsons here and there and it is really formulaic and bad 2 me, even if there is a good joke once and awhile. it just doesnt have the focus or good joke density

poor wiggum :(

JOIN THE NAVY

>>214007
idk anything about the chilean navy but i would lean towards no

idk are the benefits good?

>>214012
us allows tatoos it walked back most of its tatoo regulations in the last decade idk about chile

US tends to be way more strict than other coutnries tho

>>214017
expensive???

its a job, they PAY you

xD

>>214023
well yea thats a schooll

if you join the navy just join as enlistedd

officers r gayyy :3

yea if u join the military they will do a physical inspectiona nd then in boot camp you will have 2 shower naked with a bunch of MEN

for months

and they will be stinky and sweaty from doing boot camp all day

NADIE LIKES KISSING BOYS

thats pretty funny I like how fast he just dissapears over the horizon funny cartoon logic

I liked the navy I dont like my government becoming evilll

>>214058
yea the new secdef is a fucking.... BADWORDSBADWORDSBADWORDSBADWORDS

>>214065
yea you just say "im mentally stable" lol

not the worst though

>>214085
#tireiron

>>214088

.play i swallow shampoo i think im gonna die frogs

I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

IM PROBABLY GONNA DIE

IT SMELLE LIKE FRUIT

CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOTTLE

SPOKE TO A GUY

HE SAID POISON

I SAID GOODBYE

did u know I can play trumpet noises with my mouth

https://voca.ro/1oin0VSDQXUs

https://voca.ro/1dLNoVsmgyJv

that soldier looks like a soup sandwhich

>>214163
hahahaha

THE CAT

THE CAT IS JAMIN

THE CAT IS INTO IT

THE CAT IS HERE TO JAM

HES LITERALLY BOPPING TO HTE MUSIC

I LOVE THIS CA TTTT

WONDERFUL CT

>>214186
i was trans in the military and treated pretty well tbhhh but ymmv depending on country and branch and stuff

US Navy

I joined because I was homeless and had no family

>>214197
the first people i told were pretty nice about it and one of my bros even told me once when we were taking a smoke break " i think you could do it, I would still be your friend if you did it"

then when I was in the reserves after active duty i got forcefemmed by uncle sam

>>214203
end of obama

>>214208
yea when trump released that tweet that was like "no more trannies in the military" i cried a lott and repressed for 3 more years

yea I didnt get 2 transition until 29 :<

but it was that or kms so