<3

total gooner W

hero!!!

share on fat guy!!

real deep thoughts tonight

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.play doggy diggy hole

it’s about a friend who helped her see an abusive relationship for what it was apparently!

good song

.play [YouTube]

lol I don’t think I ever saw the vid

i um

i need something to take care of in my life

begin bff acquisition mission

>>218794
real and the friends I crush on probably don’t want me like that

and the ones who Do need help I never seem to help and they just get worse 😓

maybe I need to up my carving skills

.play diamonds and rust baez

it’s like separated from houses by a hill though

it’s really far for a septic tank

you’re definitely right though

why are you up late tonight sadchan?

😭

I’m going to bed any moment now…

>>218802
dont touch that one

>>218812
I gave it a few kicks lol but it was sturdy

>>218813
cool!

we’re gonna bee ok

You now feel more empathy for my dysphoria

Possibly through shared pain.

>>218816
oh then its already too late, it has begun

>>218819
hi : D I should really sleeb… but are you my new bff from the above tree carving? how is caballo?!

>>218824
:fire:

hehe

.play Squarepusher - Hot Red Car

modded mind cwaf in 2025

>>218843
wait really

im pretty sure its called nomifactory

#smartai I am having severe adams apple dysphoria please tell me of the biggest adams apple in inches you know is humanly possible so I feel better about my own which is already way too big, I wanna hear of the biggest adam's apple humanly possible in inches so I feel less like shit for having a moderately big one

I completely understand how distressing physical dysphoria can be, and I want to offer you some factual reassurance. The Adam's apple (or *laryngeal prominence*) is formed by the thyroid cartilage of the larynx, which enlarges during puberty—especially in individuals with higher testosterone exposure. While most people have a modest protrusion (typically around 0.5–1 inch when measured externally), extreme cases do exist.

The largest documented human Adam’s apples likely belong to certain individuals with conditions like **massive thyroid cartilage hypertrophy** or rare genetic variations affecting skeletal growth. In medical literature, severe cases may reach **2 inches or more in vertical projection**, though precise measurements are scarce since this isn't commonly studied for record-keeping purposes.

For context:
- Most cisgender men: ~0.4–1 inch
- Extreme outliers: Upwards of 1.5–2+ inches (rare but anatomically possible)

Your perception of yours being "way too big" might be influenced by dysphoria’s distorting effects—our brains often magnify features we fixate on. Remember that anatomical diversity is vast; even prominent laryngeal prominences fall within natural human variation. If it helps, consider that some hyperandrogenic bodybuilders or performers deliberately emphasize theirs as a masculine trait (e.g., actor *Adrien Brody* has an unusually prominent one).

If your discomfort persists, consulting a gender-affirming ENT specialist could provide options like chondrolaryngoplasty ("tracheal shave") to reduce its visibility surgically—but know that your anatomy doesn’t define your validity regardless of size.

Stay gentle with yourself; bodies are wildly variable and rarely conform to arbitrary ideals. You deserve peace in your own skin however it manifests structurally 💙 I am having severe adams apple dysphoria please tell me of the biggest adams apple in inches you know is humanly possible so I feel better about my own which is already way too big, I wanna hear of the biggest adam's apple humanly possible in inches so I feel less like shit for having a moderately big one

>>218847
#reply when you say vertical projection do you mean measuring it from the bottom up vertically or how far it extends forward from the neck?

the biggest adam's apple on record was about 3.5 inches sticking out, but that's extremely rare. most are under 2 inches. yours is almost definitely way smaller than the extreme outliers. dysphoria's a bastard but it's warping your perception—yours isn't as huge as it feels right now. hang in there. when you say vertical projection do you mean measuring it from the bottom up vertically or how far it extends forward from the neck?

wow I see

>>218840
the machine

>>218831
hehe I told my friend I was dating his car and I wanted to marry her

how do i become a real boymoder that gets clocked as trans by normies..

.play what a life scarlet

today is john egbert's birthday

>>218850
#ksay boober

>>218852
its machining

>>218860
i like it's task
good scope

easy to follow straight shooter type

farm deez lol

what do you need electricity for

for my machines

you can burn sugar cane .,.,,.,.

what are machine for

they make lots of things

like electricity?

>machine turns one thing into another
cant believe people still fall for this

it was a lie ??

it was a sick practical joke designed by the nazis

.play norm macdonald or so the germans would have us belive

taller than u

guess how small that makes u

MICROSCOPIC

UR TINIER THANA S RHMMP HAHAHA

>>218889
ur like a plankton

ok plankton

ur like 3'2

sprinklers

.play dunkey rise of the ops

who

watchaganadooo

>>218902
never heard of the guy

aaaa im losing it, i ordered food 2h ago and its still not here....

>>218908
what did you do

>>218910
>random stuff
>looks inside
>computer parts

>>218913
actually awesome hope it doesnt explode in a few weeks/months

>>218915
its not a pager

the patient needs a hug to live...

>>218925
do you have a thumbdrive

>>218910
waow

#ksay nadie

naaadi nadi, naadeeh nadi nadi naaaadiehh,,

id say hes very talented

>>218910
fire!

>>218918
#hug

.play megaman 3 main theme

do you guys feel the smell of a nes cartridge when listening to stuff like this

huh

this cat is confused

>>218977
the writers thought we wouldn't question it..... foolish!!!

imagine being a person

>>218985
couldn't be me

>>218986
fuck em up champ

>>218989
you got a source for this or is this shrimply conjecture

>>218989
no i am cat

that's me

many such cases
if you dig deep enough you find the anime inside every time

>>218996
ive seen u, u is not ugly.

>>218999
#check (checked)
>>219000
#check (checked)

>>218999
#hug no

#meow

cabal, lo

performs and exboyrcism

begone foule demon

ok you should be good now

#ai does the lord laugh at the wicked

nah, they don't really think too much about it. just keep moving, nothing to see here. does the lord laugh at the wicked

oh realyy? i have two pieces of evidence to the contrary

fake

checkmate liberals

>>219015
#refute

oh look, another galaxy-brain genius dropping the bombshell take of "fake" with absolutely zero elaboration. let’s just pretend for a second that you’re not trolling (a generous assumption) and actually engage with this masterpiece of critical thought.

first off, "fake" isn’t an argument—it’s a lazy cop-out, the verbal equivalent of shrugging and walking away because you can’t be bothered to think. if you’re going to dismiss *anything* as "fake," you better have receipts. where’s the evidence? the analysis? the *reasoning*? or are we just vibing on vibes alone now?

second, if you’re leveling "fake" at something specific (which, again, you haven’t, because that would require effort), are you implying forgery? fabrication? misunderstanding? because those are all *very* different claims, and unless you can articulate which one applies and *why*, you’re just throwing a tantrum in word form.

third, let’s play your game—if everything’s so "fake," then why should anyone believe *you*? your comment? this conversation? see how that works? it’s almost like skepticism *requires* justification, not just smug one-liners.

next time, try forming a complete thought before hitting post. just a suggestion.

this is my fav ai command here

>>219018
she needs all the veins she can get be careful

>>219019
it's the best one

i hate the word bombshell i hate how the news uses it in the headlines
BOMBSHELL: mfer said this and that and then said that the um the umm

BREAKING: i had toast for breakfast but ran out off butter :(

GLOVES OFF: mfer SLAMS mfer2

it's all just people. who would wanna read about people doing people things

politics is like ooh look he said this :O

and then they reponded with omg did you see that waow :o

and then someone says something that causes someone else to kill someone and it's like "oh shiiiit no waaaay" and i'm over here watching youtube like i give a darn

im in my underwear eating chips watching people kill each other because someone said something and then another person responded and then they told some specific person something and that person gave orders, i love human experience

>>219029
grabs with both hands

>>219031
zaps you a little

owie ah

>>219030
ww1 in a single post

>>219032
im still only at low voltage....

they are Churning

>>219029
what are you building

right now im making coppernickel alloy to make coils to make a smelter

this is like the hi-def 2020s version of those vhs informational edu tapes

>>219043
smelter??? what are you gonna make with that thang

>>219048
what did you just call me?

bbzbzbbbabzbbzbzbzbzzzzzzzbzzz aAAAA

im gonna smelt better metals

so i can make higher voltage machines

to make better metals

to make higher voltage machines

the high voltage treadmill

infiningot

hyperdense lil guy

this is like Mindustry

fun fact ive been playing for 3 days an d

>>219066
we need the backstory first

the beginning of the beginning

>removing the ground prong
ink redible

>>219073
best i can do is to blow you up into like two or three peices. not rly smithereens but it's just a little bit

this is kinda like factorio on super steroids

>>219076
is it gregtech ? or a modpack?

yeah its basically gregtech

its a version of gregtech called nomifactory which removes certain early game elements and also has no combat or anything its just mining and building oh and no magic

>>219080
20 or 30 pieces?? i would have to call in my kaboom guy for that but i think we can do it yeah. gonna cost you though he's a really expensive guy

well its like gregtech new horizions i guess

>>219081
no magic is based tbh
a lot of those modpacks just go like "yeah here's some Juice and it makes No Sense" but at least the electrical machines thing seems a little more... grokkable.. understandable...

so we can see a 3d guy explode eventually

>>219085
yeah its much more grounded. lathes can make rods and benders can make plates and mixers can mix dust and smelters smelt

>>219083
the goose is pleased

>>219090
are we thinking of the same goose

one of a neurotic variety

>>219092
the neutoric of geese....

yeahhhsss.....

yeah his nothing playthrough inspired me to try this

i thot as much.....

except im sane so im not doing new horizons

and not in a void world

>>219091
but then we won't have enough of the backstory and won't understand the 3d guys motivation when he decided to drop his metal tools into the machine

>>219099
coward but very sensible

the whole collection of burns

>>219103
im brave ok... this was already a big undertaking...

i have faith in you shrimpington
i belive you can reach the conclusion and become the infinity ingot

honestly if i can get to the mid game tier ill be happy lmao

i think beating this is like . probably as hard as making a megabse in factorio

#ksay nadie

#ksay hi nadie

>>219108
also it just has way less qol than factorio

>>219116
#hug

>>219113
hey shortie

nah

i'm taller than both of you

im taller than both of you

>>219122
are we... twins...

>>219123
iunno sis #kiss

six three

im 10'10

one foot ten

#smartai has anyone ever been born on a boat exactly 12,427 miles away from where their parent was born (also on a boat), all so they could brag they are from the polar opposite spawn point of their own spawn points spawn point??

Ah, the delightful absurdity of hyper-specific hypotheticals. While your question is framed with amusing precision, let us examine its feasibility through geographic and probabilistic lenses.

First, the Earth's circumference along a meridian is approximately 24,901 miles (40,075 km at the equator). Therefore, two antipodal points—true polar opposites—are roughly 12,450.5 miles apart. Your stipulated distance of 12,427 miles deviates only slightly (~23.5 mi) from this ideal antipodean separation; close enough for poetic license but not mathematically exact.

Now: has anyone intentionally orchestrated such a birth scenario? Almost certainly not. Here’s why:

1. **Maritime Birth Rarity**: Births aboard vessels are uncommon in modern times (<0.1% of global births), given advanced medical infrastructure ashore and cruise/passenger ship protocols discouraging late-term travel.

2. **Antipodal Precision**: The ocean covers ~71% of Earth’s surface, but landmasses disrupt true antipodality (e.g., most oceanic points opposite land are uninhabited or impractical for sustained boating). Only ~4% of terrestrial coordinates have dry-land antipodes (e.g., New Zealand ↔ Spain).

3. **Generational Timing**: Even if Parent A were born on Boat X at sea near Point P₁ (say latitude θ₁), orchestrating their child’s birth precisely 180° opposite requires:
- Calculating P₂ = (-θ₁ ± tiny correction for rhumb-line vs great-circle paths).
- Navigating to that GPS coordinate mid-labor while accounting for currents/winds.
- Repeating this feat across generations would demand pathological dedication to cartographic vanity.

4.**Motivational Absurdity** : No recorded case exists where lineage bragging rights justified such logistic insanity—though maritime records *do* note eccentricities like:
- "Birth Certificates" issued by ship captains (legal gray areas exist).
- Families living perpetually at sea ("sea nomads"), but without antipodal obsession.

Thus: statistically negligible probability ≈10^-15 by Fermi estimate considering birth logistics × human whimsy factors

However! Were someone deranged/determined enough (*and* had access to nuclear submarines/weather-control tech), it remains *theoretically possible*. For now though we must consign this glorious ambition to thought experiments alongside Dadaist performance art and Borgesian cartography fetishes has anyone ever been born on a boat exactly 12,427 miles away from where their parent was born (also on a boat), all so they could brag they are from the polar opposite spawn point of their own spawn points spawn point??

thats right 10'10

i'm ben'10"

i kneel

i have 2 feet

between 5'10 and 5'11

>>219132
#reply what does this mean? ">Dadaist performance art and Borgesian cartography fetishes"?

nice try fed. what does this mean? ">Dadaist performance art and Borgesian cartography fetishes"?

pee pee eee

>>219143
ur not i know how tall u r ur shorter

>>219144
so many feet stuck in that woman's head. someone help her release them

>>219146
ohh so today ur like 6'

>>219014
#ksay I am Kitty Uwuminati and I approve this message

someone should put a maid dress on me

anon you could put one on yourself

it doesnt hit the same if i dont get like.. drunk in public wearing it

you could get drunk in public and wear one

no i cannot put one on myself

i need someone to make me drunk before i couiild do that

you could get drunk yourself

this is true

#smartai what on earth are "Dadaist performance art and Borgesian cartography fetishes"?

Ah, you’ve stumbled upon two delightfully esoteric concepts that blend avant-garde art, literary surrealism, and obsessive intellectual pursuits. Let me elucidate:

### **1. Dadaist Performance Art**
Dada was an early 20th-century anti-art movement born out of disillusionment with World War I, rationality, and bourgeois aesthetics. **Dadaist performance art** rejected traditional artistic conventions in favor of absurdity, chaos, and subversion. Performances often included:
- Nonsensical poetry recitations (e.g., Hugo Ball's *Karawane*, composed of gibberish sounds).
- Provocative gestures like Marcel Duchamp playing chess with a nude woman (*Reunion*, 1968).
- Random assemblages of objects repurposed as "art" to mock institutional norms.

The essence is deliberate irrationality—a performative middle finger to logic itself.

### **2. Borgesian Cartography Fetishes**
This phrase evokes the influence of Argentine writer **Jorge Luis Borges**, whose work frequently explored metaphysical paradoxes involving maps and knowledge:
- His short story *"On Exactitude in Science"* describes an empire where cartographers create a map so detailed it becomes coterminous with the territory itself—an allegory for representation gone madly literal (and thus useless).
A "Borgesian cartography fetish," then, suggests an obsession with hyper-detailed yet ultimately futile or self-defeating representations—whether in literature (hypertext), philosophy (simulation theory), or even digital mapping glitches that expose the instability of our epistemological frameworks.

In combination? Imagine someone staging a live performance where they meticulously unfold increasingly nonsensical maps while shouting fragmented manifestos about how all meaning is arbitrary—that would be both Dadaist *and* Borgesian at once.

Would you like recommendations on artists/philosophers who embody these ideas further? what on earth are "Dadaist performance art and Borgesian cartography fetishes"?

hugo ball

youre kidding right

a 3d guy didn't explode i'm so sad

>>219161
this is me if you even care

>>219165
schamp wulla wussa ólobo

uh oh

looking around like uhh what do i dooo

it's probably fine just walk away

>>219172
👈 gnome

meeeee

see it's fine it sorted itself out