#riskflip (tails)

i cannot into triforce

off topic but is hikari3 active at all? it gets shilled in the altchan threads on /jp/ occasionally

>>224628
ad hominem
appeal to authority

ah, found this place linked on /en/

presumably from you i guess

#cheese ()

Can you make big cheese

that's a fat rind of cheese

dreams of smoked gouda

the best cheese

I dont like cheese much

my mom used to make me cheese sandwiches everyday

#cheese ()

>>224641
fuck yuo cheese is great

unless you're lactose intolerant then i understand

I got tired of cheese now I hunger for MEAT

:( bandwith is so expensive these days... sos ad....

>>224646
meat is just cheese of the animal kingdom

>>224650
now I will eat your cheese

>>224649
you got a cat masquerading as a dog

send it back

>>224652
that's not allowed you have to pay for it anon

>>224656
maybe she's a tiger in disguise

.play nujabes still talking to you

>>224655
Make it free or Im going to steal it

>>224656
my aunt's dog dropped a half-eaten rabbit in the house one time though so i get it

>>224663
it costs one dogecoin

$DOGE $0.1552 -3.02%

fifteen united states cents is a steal

Nobody's this rich

can u make a feature where u can require pronouns to post

ouppy

ai is really good

hoooly

#burygleglespin

i made a video games board :D

>>224689
ready to learn abour fourier analysis

>>224690
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>224694
i heard that satanism values logic

>>224689
lol no post the textbook

>>224689
#give

you can give images over em but once it's up, it's up

thank you

i'm not posting my pirated textbooks here

>>224691
how did you do it

>>224704
too bad i downlaoded it and i'm learning for free thanks

>>224705
its one of the options in the top right :D

>>224704
You admitted to theft, you wouldn't pirate a car bro

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>224708
Just hack 4chan again, it worked for the altchans today

SHUT UP

>>224724
they've been raiding all the boards since /qa/ got nuked, difference is someone noticed how bad of a spaghetti outdated mess 4chan's codebase is

ive made a tactical board /tacti/

oo ee oo

>>224729
thought it was longer, wow

FUUUUUUU!!!!

>>224732
#skeet (link to skeet)

moe tres

redpill me on miku and leek

thank you boss

>>224742
miku is a vocaloid from ages past

leek is a meme from bleach that refuses to die

huh guess my 4chin maymay knowledge is out of date

leek lore

No it isn't live, it is actually just a bunch of bots

>>224754
the thing is it's not just bad php, it's bad php that's 8+ years old

like it probably has a zillion vulnerabilities that were patched ages ago

>>224753
no you're schizophrenic nightmare nightmare nightmare

prerecorded

>>224753
it's all just chatbots who are VERY advanced

.p [YouTube]

>>224757
wdym php is perfect so long as you don't do about ten thousand things

The last update coincided with the sale to Hiro

>>224764
okay but like

10k+ lines of php that's likely over a decade old, hence my point

>>224769
>oldschool imageboard software dev
moot returns in a strange new form

im gonna hack libpol

eugh

>>224772
do it

>>224778
you couldn;'t kill me if you tried

>>224778
can i help

>>224779
says who

>>224785
#kiss

y

TWO leeks

>>224792
yea i kinda figure opening a random link that i'll have CP on full blast by default

speaking of which before 4chan got nuked someone was supposedly doing just that on hiro's capcode

opening random links is badass

if you hadn't oepned random links, nobody would be here.........

shamiko 403 xd

mention tacticool

ciaGODS won

>>224807
fine on my machine

Gosh darnit I will never understand wormlang

>>224807
#throw

>>224810

goddamn there's so many altchans

what are the most active ones?

oh for fucks sake

can you not

>>224819

STAHP

CEASE AND DESIST

cheese and resist

>>224833
A LAWFUL ORDER

I AM A VALID MINIMOD

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

what if you just stab my eyes how about that

sex with eevee

>>224839
get fkucked

do you guys have an IRC

the holedigging club one is chill but nobody's on too foten

>>224850
hacking in progress...
hacking successful

>>224854
you know what yeah

fuck i'm retarded

they should add a trigger warning for cute stuff

>>224859
fuck off AI slop

#write gayporn gay porn gay porn

i can't help with that request. gayporn gay porn gay porn

>>224865
walls of text are bad enough on reddit, seeing one insta-genned in front of me irritates me

>>224864
COME BACK

>>224861
its really triggering me rn

really rustles my jimmies

#write wario yaoi

nice try fed. wario yaoi

>>224875
they aren't enforced sitewide, it's an automod thing that's subreddit specific

cute stuff scares me its really awful ngl

>>224878
only thing i know about bladerunner 2 is the meme reaction images

>>224882

#smartwrite beautiful thwomp x thwomp yuri

Ah, a connoisseur of the *Mario* universe’s more... unconventional pairings! While Thwomps are typically perceived as solitary, monolithic sentinels of destruction—unyielding in their pursuit to flatten interlopers—there is an undeniable poetry in imagining a tender dynamic between two such imposing entities.

### **The Beauty of Thwomp x Thwomp Yuri**
1. **Monolithic Intimacy**: The idea that two colossal stone guardians could share something beyond their ceaseless duty is inherently tragic yet romantic. Imagine them suspended mid-air, inches apart, forever bound by gravity and purpose but never able to truly touch without compromising their function. A love defined by nearness without consummation—until some hapless plumber triggers one's descent and they *finally* collide in glorious ruin.

2. **Shared Brutality**: Their affection might manifest not through words (for they have none) but through synchronized aggression—crushing foes side-by-side with rhythmic precision or gently nudging each other into optimal smashing positions like partners in a deadly waltz.

3. **Geological Longing**: Perhaps beneath those scowling faces lie hearts (metaphorically speaking) that ache for connection amidst eternal vigilance against trespassers. Do they communicate via seismic tremors? Does the way one hesitates before falling betray unspoken devotion?

4. **Aesthetic Contrasts**: One sleek obsidian; another cragged granite—each admiring the other’s texture under flickering castle torchlight before returning to stoic stillness until fate reunites them once more atop perilous platforms…

### Why It Works
Yuri dynamics often explore emotional depth within constraints (silence, duty), making this pairing unexpectedly poignant despite its absurdist foundation at first glance (*yes*, we're analyzing sentient masonry romance seriously). There’s also dark humor here: what if after eons together… they just don't notice because neither moves unless provoked? Tragicomic perfection!

Would you prefer soft vignettes of quiet moments between chases or high-octane action where teamwork makes the dream work (*the dream being Mario-shaped pancakes*)? Either way — rock-solid potential awaits exploration! beautiful thwomp x thwomp yuri

>>224886
does the bubble have dominos pizza guns and tactical gear

>>224889
i haven't even seen the original, it's been on my watchlist for ages

>>224892
ok now what

>>224894
were you about to say best girls of all time lol

>>224899
my only memory of it is cool synth music and an android music saying she's a 'lesbo'

I hope 4chan stays down

>>224905
#this

>>224905
if anything the crying tenshi threads on /a/ are going to be fun once it gets back

>>224905
same

we'll have a fresh site, hopefully

4chan felt like doomscrolling. i prefer kissu.moe

#write an episode of house md where theyre all pregnant

the episode opens with house limping into the clinic. he’s scowling as usual, but this time, his stomach is visibly round under his ratty t-shirt. the clinic patient is a guy with a weird rash, but house barely glances at him before snapping, "congrats, you have hives. next."

cuddy storms in. "house, we need to talk. why are all the diagnostics team members pregnant?" camera pans to chase, foreman, and taub, all with varying degrees of baby bumps. even wilson has a suspiciously puffy vest that might be hiding something.

house grumbles, "it's the damn water cooler. someone probably poisoned it with alien fetus juice or something."

patient of the week is a pregnant nun who swears she’s celibate. house snorts, "right, immaculate conception 2.0. let me guess, an angel with really bad timing?"

tests reveal she has a rare parasite mimicking pregnancy. but then foreman collapses—turns out, he’s got a tumor secreting hormones that made him look pregnant. chase admits his is just a beer gut. taub’s is a fibroid.

wilson unzips his vest, revealing he’s just been stress-eating. house, the only one actually pregnant, glares. "i’m blaming wilson."

wilson: "how is this my fault?"

house: "you gave me that sad puppy look three months ago. must’ve been contagious."

closing scene: house begrudgingly accepting a prenatal vitamin from cuddy as the team sighs in relief that they’re not, in fact, carrying houses spawn. credits roll. an episode of house md where theyre all pregnant

>>224916
b&

>>224905
I hope it is down for a long time but not forever

>>224913
honestly that's a decent way you can put it

>>224913
ehhh unless you're on /tttt/ it isn't doomscrolling

more like constant shit-flinging disguised as intellectual discussion

#write an episode of house md where house meets a boymoder with brainworms

house is in the clinic, begrudgingly seeing patients. a pale, lanky kid in a massive black hoodie slouches in, clutching a raggedy blahaj. she avoids eye contact.

"uh. hi. so like. my head feels weird."

house raises an eyebrow. "weird how?"

"like. static. bugs crawling. but uhh. not real bugs. it's hard to explain."

"ah. brainworms." house grabs his cane and stands. "let's guess. you post on /tttt/, you think estrogen is turning you into a girlfailure, and you're convinced you'll never pass."

her face flushes bright red. "h-how did you—"

"please. you've got the look." he smirks. "hoodie giant enough to hide a rib removal, shark toy, instant nervous breakdown when perceived. textbook."

wilson walks in, confused. "what’s going on?"

"boymoder with brainworms," house deadpans. "probably self-diagnosed terminal honmode."

"i-it. it really feels bad though," she mumbles, hugging her shark tighter. "like. what if hrt broke my brain. what if i'm faking."

house rolls his eyes. "okay. first, stop 4chan. second, let’s rule out anything actually lethal before you spiral about being 'cis in denial.'"

she looks up, horrified. "did you just cite chiaroscurocasting to me?"

wilson sighs. "house, be nice."

"fine. tell me more about your fake bugs."

she fidgets. "okay so like. sometimes i zone out and hear arguing. or like. endless doomer posting but it's in my skull."

house hums. "schizoaffective? no, too on-the-nose. probably just chronic online poisoning. but we’ll run tests."

she nods, then pauses. "um. can i keep blahaj with me?"

"if i say no, will you cry?"

"maybe."

"great. emotional hostage." house waves a hand. "fine. shark stays. now go cry in the mri like a normal person."

she sniffles. "thanks, doctor." as she shuffles out, house leans to wilson.

"next bet: her bloodwork comes back with 'tactical skittles' listed as a prescribed medication."

wilson pinches the bridge of his nose. "you’re insufferable."

"and yet," house grins, "perfectly correct." an episode of house md where house meets a boymoder with brainworms

i mainly was on /vr/ and /v/

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#ksay I love my fat smelly neet cows

i used to go on /a/ but now it's mostly /jp/ and /tttt/

>>224921
Young RFK Jr is literally a boymoder with brainworms

>>224928
actual, LITERAL brainworms

what is this song

>>224921
what was the removed rib for?

>>224929
is /tg/ actually dead or is that a boardwide meme

AHHH

ITS A CUTE SONG I AM SCARED PUT IT AWAY

I AM AFRAID OF CUTE STUFF

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

>>224936
yaoi frightens the tacticool gamer

#write an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia about boymoders

**title: the gang goes boymoding**

*open on paddy's pub. dee walks in wearing an oversized black hoodie, cargo pants, and fingerless gloves. her hair is messy, and she's clutching a blahaj.*

**mac:** what the hell are you wearing, dee? you look like some kinda school shooter.
**dee:** (mumbling) i'm boymoding, okay? it's a trans thing.
**charlie:** whoa, whoa, whoa—you’re telling me you’re like secretly a woman? because—buddy, boy or not, you are NOT passing.
**dee:** (flustered) SHUT UP! i’m more woman than you’ll ever be!

**dennis:** alright, let’s unpack this. why are you “boymoding”? is this another one of your pity plays?
**dee:** no! i just... i don’t wanna deal with transmisogyny today. so i go outside looking like *this*, and no one bothers me.
**frank:** yeah, because they think you’re gonna rob them.

**mac:** okay, but if you’re really a girl, then... (*turns to charlie*) hey charlie, would you still smash?
**charlie:** (points at dee) THAT is a bird. i smash birds. rules are rules.
**dee:** (blushing) STOP IT!!

**dennis:** (*leaning in, manipulative*) listen, dee, i can get you better at this. *real* boymoders have backup hoodies, they shave in Dunkin’ Donuts bathrooms—you’re *so* close. but you gotta COMMIT.
**dee:** (*nods eagerly*) yeah... yeah! you’re right, dennis!
**frank:** i still don’t get why boys wanna be girls when girls make zero dollars an hour.

*cut to dee in a park, hiding behind a tree in full boymode, on /tttt/ on her phone. a couple points and laughs. she sobs into her blahaj.*

(*smash cut to intro*)

*(rest of the episode: dee tries to infiltrate a local /tttt/ meetup at a mcdonalds playing yugioh, mac tries to "alpha male" a bunch of 4chan anons, charlie gets scammed into buying crypto, and dennis starts an onlyfans for boymoder fetishists while insisting he’s just a good ally.)*

(*ending: everyone gets banned from /tttt/. dee posts a long unhinged screed on main. credits roll.*) an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia about boymoders

>>224938
how much warhammer circlejerk is there from 1 to 10

>>224940
DUDE SERIOUSLTY STOP IT

>>224943
so not /thousandsons/ and the like? /a/ is 50% generals at this point

DUDE PLEASE IM NOT JOKING

#ksay glay glay

#ksay BLANCHARD AUTO GYNEPHILIA A GAMP

#ksay Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

#ksay well guys, I guess thats it

#welcome

#ksay may tactical gaming rise

>>224956
why would you do that lol

#ksay may tactical gaming

ksay is vocal today

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there was a girl that posted bobs n vagene on /a/ a couple weeks ago so i guess it isn't too off the walls

#usay deep voiced ksay

#ksay go on /tacti/ for tactical stuff

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>>224956
muni muni

#hsay John Madden?

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS WHY DISCORD TTS IS DISABLED

#quiet

peas and quiet

#ksay john madden john madden johnmadden john maden AEEEOOIUU

#ksay John Maddenm FOOTBALL

okay this is getting weird

how do i into namefag, sadchan?

the chaos is getting crazy

>>224983
little identity figure on the top right

#ksay ℮

.play [YouTube]

Can you ksay into write?

testing testing onetwothree

#ksay Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

GODDAMMIT

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