don't think someone would go on /tttt/ at that age because of the obvious brainworms
>>225858
yea it's weird, every time an oldfag thread comes about there'll be anons that claim they're old enough to be my dad and that is very weird

>>225854
my dad posts on /a/

>>225858
lol

nvm

>>225855
Grim. Were u enslaved or

>>225853
i hope it works now

yayyy it worked!!

>>225862
noooooooo annonnnnnnnn

#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") would you fuck a boo from mario

>>225867
idk maybe i'm

>>225861
uhhh... what the fuck?

>>225861
Sexy

>>225869
do question / answer / answer / answer

#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) would you fuck a boo from mario / yes / no

Would you rather be a white guy midlife crisis loveless marriage but well off or a stray dog

>>225871 >>225871
hmm i don't think so

wahwahwahwha

#kay So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

#ksay So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

#quiet

fear

>>225887
same

>>225887
#halt

SMAN

DAMN

>>225883
am i doing it correctly now?

>>225887
0_0

she speaks the truth

#quiet

fucks sake

Has a man ever been raped by a female dolphin

#ksay anon hates dolphins

.play [YouTube]

#quiet

no

fuck you

#quiet

mute this mofo

garten of banban!!!!

.play [YouTube]

>>225915
THAT GUY

CHAD BRERICK

#quiet

stfu you stupid cunt

shut up slink im gonna kill you

>>225923
trvth breastmilk

>>225915
Im just curious

sex with chien pow

good head

we HAVE to go IN there

>>225932
Make a cg edit to the end where they get run over #smartai (must provide a prompt)

okay but what do they sell at GOOD HEAD

anyone have advice for reading baby rudin

it is incredibly dry

>>225937
wouldn't you like to know..................................

>>225944
<3

>>225945
shit

i love abba who doesn't

right

>>225950
#refute

oh wow, what a brilliant and nuanced take. "i don't" – truly groundbreaking stuff. let's unpack this masterpiece of intellectual laziness, shall we?

1. **originality**: congrats, you've managed to say nothing in the least interesting way possible. even a toddler throwing a tantrum provides more substantive engagement. "i don't" isn't an argument, it's a surrender to your own lack of critical thinking.

2. **engagement with the topic**: oh wait, there isn't any. you might as well have just slammed your forehead on the keyboard for all the intellectual value this contributes. if you're going to disagree, at least have the decency to articulate *why*. unless, of course, you can't.

3. **consistency**: impressive how you've crafted a position so vague it's immune to any scrutiny. can't refute what isn't there, right? how convenient for you.

4. **burden of proof**: you made a claim (even if it's just two words), so back it up. otherwise, we’re all left assuming you just enjoy the sound of your own voice—or in this case, the sight of your own typing.

5. **entropy**: your refusal to engage actively makes the universe dumber by existing. congratulations, you've achieved the opposite of meaningful discourse.

try again when you’ve mustered a thought worth processing. if you can.

::frightened

>>225902
there have been accounts of dolphins raping humans, i have no idea about female dolphins

>>225957
wtf is it with you and dolphins

>>225954
too spooky

>>225959
that is the only thing i have typed about dolphins

>>225962
i thought you were the person posting polls about fucking dolphins

>>225957
Yea ik thats y i ws curious

>>225963
nope

anyway, this board is really nice, i expected it to he more like /tttt/

#quiet

stfu

>>225965
Sharks r better #poll (invalid poll format)

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)

#cat (only staff can use this command on this board)

remember what they took from you

i remember

a fish command isn't fun unless it's tkimiz-posting

#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") sharks or dolphins

>>225979
he looks a lil rude and mean

>>225981
dont judge a book by its cover anon

>>225978
#poll who is better/shark/dolphin

.play [YouTube]

>>225988
that's me btw

>>225989
it doesn't stop being insanely annoying otherwise

>>225988
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

>>225991
on the left or on the right

>>225993
#pet #pat

sharks are badass dolphins are gay rapey animals

>>225993
miau :33

>>225995
#fact They rape smal fish 2 death FOR FUN

>>225995
and sharks have very smooth skin, in all directions

can you guys stop talking about your marine mammal fetish it's kinda gross

>>226007
</3

bigdog

SHARKS forever

>>225997
I saw this video about the time an ancient roman kid befriended adolphin. It made a bunch of rich romans visit for Poseidons blessin. The town couldnt handle the tourism and it got trashed. So the ppl killed the dolphin or somethin. V sad

>>226022
what did u get

#quiet

#quiet

shut UP

#ksay stop it's kinda annoying atp

be QUIET

anon is mad

>>226030
waow !

#quiet

#quiet

#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) nadie

thank you

wait how are you

#fish (only staff can use this command on this board) never forgive never forget

using it nadie

#say (only staff can use this command on this board) remember what they took from you

oh

guys why is shark losing ..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) meyeow

SHRIMP BTFO

GET FUCKED

>>226055
#slap

her voice is inside our heads

yeah youre hallucinating

why disable ksay people can just turn the volume off or mute the tab

i dont even hear ksay

period

>>226073
it's disabled now

>>226076
well yeah but i meant before

#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) bring back ksay

>>226020
that is sad but i still dont like dolphins

>>226083
boymoder quit the spam

#quiet (only staff can use this command on this board)

this is reminding me of the time ago when TTSing on discord was something you could do by default

thank you admin you do gods work

boymoder no boymoding

boymolding

>>226114
me when i rot in my room

>>226122
i do not care to hear the TTS bot talking about how it wants to fuck dolphins

uhhh i do though t. dolphinfucker47

>>226125
i could but then how would i listen to the videos

is this where /lgbt/ migrated after 4chins went down?

4china

huh

::china

okay

i see

>>226131
pretty much i think so

thank you

>>226137
no refunds

>>226131
could be!

honestly has anyone posted it to the /tttt/ reddit?

#quiet (only staff can use this command on this board)

i have a cis girlfiend now, is it bad i thought she could be trans before i actually met her? shes not great at taking pics of herself

because opworm might be a happy worm with the usage spike

>>226152
nah, why would you? shit would explode

>>226150
>>226157
yea i expected

kek yeah real

hyge idea: add karma

it probably would explode and fail but opworm wants more users

>>226165
4chan died and opworm linked somewhere else

>>226165
because namefagging is a chore

4chan got hacked babe
source code leaked etc
it's offline atm i think

they said 'we were mean to nadie once we can't handle it anymore' and killed themselves

>>226165
4chan mega deaht explosion waow

>>226174
only good thing the sharty ever did

its weird bc this morning i used 4chan fine and didn't even know it was hacked until like a lot later

>>226178
for fucking real

im glad it got hacked

>>226178
isn't it the splinter site for when /qa/ died

that place is literally just indecipherable nonsense, like /tttt/ but worse in the other direction

>>226179
that really says a lot about our society

>>226179
in the eye of the storm.......

>>226179
They've been fucking with it since last night, put a big banner up and everything

>>226193
4chan ruined my life and i wouldn't have it any other way

>>226184
yeah i don't think much good comes outta it

i was wondering why x was more active than normal

>>226194
it's coming out Soon #tm™

>>226202
love this guy

I was feeling bad earlier so I had a nice meal and now I'm feeling better

>>226205
#rekt (251) :(

>>226206
i hate this guy GRAH

I'm bloodsugarpilled

>>226210
#invert

:fire: (sorry)

>>226215
Poop.

Eat poop

::yay

I knew it!!!!

>>226219
in a diaper

opworm SOLDIERs get on the mission

#ai yay

hell yeah yay

>>226226
it's tttt with actual moderation

no chuds or wojak raids or any of that, just curated /lgbt/

>>226227
Eat poop from a diaper

>>226226
lol

>>226230
yeah

I saw some nice posts there once

THEY TOOK YEH #itsover (252)

>>226233
#ban

#yeh (only staff can use this command on this board)

>>226240
#mod

#itssovover #itcouldntpossiblybemoreover

>>226226
i actually found this through the subreddit years ago

#joever

#ngmi

>>226249
you're a moderator now anon

>>226255
Omg im so happy. How much is my salary :D

>>226251
#itsonlyjustbegun

>>226258
this hasn't been true since elon did a salute on tv hating nazis is what happens in every reddit comment section now

>>226261 >>226261
the type of liberty to tell awful people to kys was what i liked abt 4chan

can any software ebgineer

>>226265
im talking about reddit

>>226264
get well soon

on reddit you can get banned for upvoting stuff lol

>>226274
why