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nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>227902
i do :3
anon
>>227903
i don't know my application was denied
anon
don't you have to be literally disabled to get it

i don't think a shrink saying i'm ocd and adhd counts
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) it's over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#itsover (262)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#itsover (263)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) it's over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#itsover (264)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) it's over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
is 4chan back now? cus all of the anons disappeared (good)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
nah, it's just been like five hours

people have better stuff to do. like, uh, shitposting on altchans since 4chan's dead
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i want 4chan to come back to not deal with many ppl
anon
is still kill
anon
i'm kind of sad, there was a schizo thread on /jp/ going and those are always fun to read
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
sad
anon
uhh this is an imageboard i will stay anonymous if you have a problem just attribute every anon post to me :/
>>227924
anon
>>227923
we are anomalous

we are a problem

forgive and forget
anon
actually brain doesn't finish development at twenty five. Also it's possible to be a boomer is HS with all the obnoxious social policing by adults
>>227930
💛!nIOh.loris
>>227905
posting nudes on /soc/
anon
gooning with gender dysphoria is very difficult you see
anon
>>227925
what about the subject is in question
anon
>>227926
honscience

the meme number is a meme number, please cease
anon
I can see people typing in real time that's some creepy shit
>>227932
anon
>>227931
yes we can see you typing as well anonymous we can see you we can respond to you!!! you are seen
anon
am i seen though can you actually see me like can you prove it? i need a peer reviewed study i won't just take your word at face value
>>227934>>227937
anon
>>227933
yes you are seen yes i can actually see you yes i can see you yes
anon
I can see you typing but you hide it if you want with a command and it won't show it anymore
anon
All this ranting and raving about "muh gooning" by no-life sexless failed adults
>>227952
anon
>>227935
this is /lgbt/ anon dunno what to tell ya
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::glgele
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::elgelg
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>227948
literally me
0.0583% bloober!boymodewng
>>227952
#freeze
anon
freeze now say cheese
gray (mobile)
we're talking about gooning now?
anon
touhou yuri
anon
i started that post wrong but my point was that humans hae been obsessed with sex as long as we've been able to document it
anon
i read giwtwm as GRIM automatically
anon
no i need someone to kiss like that
anon
it is grim

grim that it isn't me
anon
that's the joke
gray (mobile)
>>227840
"the joy of womanhood" if only
anon
>>227969
4chan died / may not be back for a long time so people are using this as a refuge
anon
>>227840
this is so weird "The Joy of Womanhood" that's like oprah winfrey level stuff Like are transgender men not allowed the Gruffness of Masculinity
>>227974
anon
>>227972
'the joy of womanhood' reads like 'the man who would be queen'

eugh
anon
i don't know if i would go that far
anon
It's good bait
gray (mobile)
i think maybe womanhood would be more enjoyable if you're gender conforming and not completely autistic
anon
it'd be enjoyable if puberty wasn't a bitchass motherfucker
anon
or not, radfems might disagree
gray (mobile)
female puberty is objectively worse than male puberty
>>227986
anon
i mean

yeah

still doesn't change anything
anon
The Joy of Painting
gray (mobile)
I CAN TASTE HOT SAUCE AGAIN i am free
anon
wat
anon
>>227980
women don't have to deal with getting called pizzaface because ofacne they literally know no pain
>>227992>>227989
anon
wth the last time i checked this place was dead
>>227996
anon
estrogen doesn't magically cure your skin it isn't this do-all elixer

acne is still a bitch
>>227999
anon
suddenly its up for debate that hrt massively improves the health of your skin and makes it smoother and softer all because us true oppressed acne sufferers spoke up
anon
it's not a youth serum
anon
i use a retnoid
anon
>>227999
a few ppl have recommended i get some, or retin-a but the latter's a bitch since you need a prescription
>>228003
gray (mobile)
even if women didn't get acne, periods are 100x worse than acne
anon
>>228004
uhh ur biased and nitpicking i win sorry bye bye
anon
am confuse
💛!nIOh.loris
goonpost ig
shrimp
>>228008
#reply

a roonpost is a shitpost style usually dumb absurd humor popular on roon's discord / tpot, ridiculing something in a weird vague way that makes it pointless but kinda funny. think "proceed to burger" but less coherent. it's an acquired taste but some find the stupidity legit amusing.
anon
does changing the consonants mean it's funnier

who the fuck is roon i gotta know
anon
No. It's just an encoded post that only two people can read at the same time.
anon
'proceed to burger'

proceed to be american or be foreigner or what? i do not understand
>>228016
anon
>>228016
i cannot into your coded language

i know my AGPs and my HSTS' but beyond blanchardisms i am blind to the slang
anon
meme lingo outside 4chan post-2018 is a mystery to me

i cannot understand it
anon
>>228019
Azur Lane, never "played" it though because its gachashit but I do like her character designed, very cool :^DDDDDDDD
anon
i hope /tttt/ is up by friday
gray (mobile)
i wish anime women had more practical uniforms cause i think they're hotter
>>228031
anon
although i doubt it will
anon
>>228029
i wish anime women didn't near exclusively have massive boobs or hentai proportions

it is a massive ask
>>228039
anon
I wish anime women had massive boobs all the time and I think the above anon is dumb
anon
same
anon
>>228033
anime isn't real and it was a mistake

miyazaki was right
shrimp
which miyazaki
gray (mobile)
>>228031
yeah i agree, less is more
anon
the old man
anon
not the elder whatever one
shrimp
elder scrolls
anon
fuck
anon
uh
anon
yes
shrimp
elden ring
shrimp
fromsoft
anon
fucks sake lol
gray (mobile)
#poll which is better?/small boobs/huge boobs
shrimp
i didnt like elden ring it makes me sad
>>228054
0.0584% bloober!boymodewng
the wbesite is so active today
shrimp
yes because 4chan was kill
>>228055
0.0585% bloober!boymodewng
waow
0.0586% bloober!boymodewng
>>228052
worst day of my life i know
shrimp
>>228054
entirely different game besides the fact that you can dodge roll and swing and theres bonfires but theyre like lights of graces
shrimp
my main gripe is the big ass open world i just dont like open world games
anon
is /v/ gonna dunk on me for fatrolling if i play it
shrimp
idk
shrimp
probably
shrimp
i dont know what /v/ is like
anon
it's like /a/ for video games

in other words a cesspit
shrimp
the only boards i ever used were /g/ /b/ and /lgbt/
>>228065
0.0587% bloober!boymodewng
>>228063
>/lgbt/
ha ur gay
shrimp
i havent used 4chan in like 8 years or smth tho
anon
whoa
gray (mobile)
i have only posted 1 post to 4chan before
anon
i go on tttt and /jp/ a decent amount but not even close to as much as i used to
anon
>>228077
i didnt mean to it was just on my clipboard and i was trying to disable the video playr
shrimp
ohh
anon
do you all think 4chan will ever come back. . . ?
>>228085
anon
they posted on x saying theyre coming back
anon
they're working on it
anon
>>228082
yea, in a day or three

just gotta update the 10 yr old spaghetti code and update php
shrimp
it most likely will
anon
its literally as easy as like 'sudo apt-get update php' what are the admins doing lol
>>228089
anon
i kind of hope it doesnt come back
anon
>>228087
sleeping, probably

hiro might be doing a podcast talking about the benefits of internet security
anon
why is hiro so irrelevant that i can browse 4chan for years and not one person mentioned that hiro does podcasts
>>228101>>228093
anon
>>228091
he gets mentioned every time a board gets its gilded meta thread
anon
and if you've ever watched one of those japanese 4chan readings he gets mentioned a bunch
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
9636.gif
::dance cat
anon
>>228091
he's a very public figure in japan and goes on the news a lot over there but it's all in japanese so you wouldn't know unless you go on /jp/
>>228109
anon
.play (R.I.P) Tide
anon
guh
anon
.play fluorescent adolescent
anon
.play queen of my school lemon twigs
anon
.play (R.I.P) Tide satanicpornocult
anon
eugh not the live version
anon
>>228101
crazy how 4chan and english speakers are second class citizens to hiro and our mainstream imageboard site was left to rot with a tyrannical janny dictatorship while he goes on the news and is the cute lil 2chan guy
>>228117>>228118
anon
total gaijin death - hiro san
anon
meow
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
epic rap battles of history reddit vs 4chan
anon
who made a shill
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>228113
4chan is dead
anon
>>228109
not a janny, he was being PAID
anon
>>228109
5ch, don't deadname it, its new american pornographer owner will be offended
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) glungle
anon
.play ive never seeen the citadel lit up like that
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
fucking migrants
>>228126
anon
>>228113
4chan got hacked and will probably be down for a long time
anon
2ch == 5ch != 2chan
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228121
not a good sign
anon
why did 4ch even add /lgbt/ in the first place it seems the culture woulda hated it
>>228156
anon## admin
>>228125
users can create their own boards here
anon
>>228125
we do not need 8ch

it fucking sucks and always did

it was /qa/ and /pol/ and /news/ all at once but infinitely worse
>>228141
anon## admin
>>228125
this software has all of 8chan's features plus way more so in theory it could be us
>>228132
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228131
#spin
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
migrants took my ksay
>>228135
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i can't ksay now
anon
>>228133
admin took it because you were being a nonce with it

that and the fish
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
ME?????
anon
yea and you were stopped. you menace
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
WHEN I GOT HERE IT WAS ALREADY A THING
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
y'all ruined my
anon
'sides, fish command that isn't a tkmiz image generator is heresy anyway
anon
should be a quarter with good old GW speaking facts
anon
>>228150
we don't have our own fashion, our slang, etc like the L's, G's and T's fo
>>228153
anon
r u guys lions or small dogs
anon
>>228151
does wanting to boink both dudes and girls mean you get a fashion code

you get one slang. you're a bishit because tttt says that's cool
>>228155
anon
>>228153
in case anyone here is new hes just using slang. its short for calculator
anon
>>228128
because moot is from new york and was a something awfuler and original 4chan politics learned more towards weed-smoking "do what you want, in your home!" libertarians rather than modern /pol/
>>228161>>228160
anon
what the fuck
anon
>>228156
moot was one of those pedo anime watchers and needed his own site to be a pedo anime watcher

he got exiled for his weeaboo tendencies
anon
>>228156
damn unc i never new that thanks for the history lesson
anon
>>228159
yeah it's like people watching me take a shit
anon
actually i take it back

moot added /tttt/ because he wanted to be the little girl. this is evident
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
moot is a repper
>>228170
anon
bring back snacks
anon
young moot was ygmi
anon
slowly taking a shit
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228168
yappeso
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228170
she's so silly
anon
ofc hes joking he knows enough to understand that srs is butchertier
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228173
its over
anon
>>228174
the /lgbt/ board was added in 2013
anon
most normies know abt "the surgery"
>>228190
anon
not in 2013
anon
i think so
anon
i think even seinfeld has transvestites
anon
>>228180
i hope she's living a happy fulfilling transbian code monkey life now working for google/the feds
anon
the terminology pre and post op was pretty niche back then, even if the surgery wasnt, right?
anon
> the flipflops
gray (mobile)
>>228182
actually i know someone who didn't know phallopasties worked like normal dicks so i'm skeptical
>>228191>>228195
anon
The /lgbt/ board was added in March 2013
anon
>>228186
sigh hes so flipping cute i miss him so much
anon
snacks is kinda enby now fwiw
anon
do phallplasties work like normal dicks because the vagina is bsaically an inverted penis i think i learned this one
>>228201
anon
i thought meta worked but phallo didnt
>>228215
anon
>>228196
a phallo just connects the neeves from your clit to a a whole flesh thing idk
anon
i mean whats even the point of a cock if u cant get hard :sob:
gray (mobile)
there are phallos where you can manually inflate it, but not hard naturally
anon
anyone here an autist that doesnt know how to navigate the healthcare system of their country? I could get hrt for FREE but actually doing shit is scary as hell for me also im in a south american country, not the US
>>228207>>228212>>228219
anon
>>228204
this guy looks like my 5th grade teacher
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228205
no we re all neurotypicals here sorry
gray (mobile)
my brain is slow today
anon
>>228204
>live action adaptation of the game awards, starring moot as todd howard and this other guy as hideo kojima
SadChan🍉🍉
i love nyc so much
anon
>>228205
theres supposed to be a government website that tells you how evrerything works
anon
there's no pictures of him like after 2019 he disappeared completely from the internet before covid
>>228216
anon
maybe he trooned out in 2019
>>228218
anon
I don't think so
anon
>>228214
and then he hacked 4chan...
anon
"""femboy""" to mtf pipeline is real
>>228226
anon
wait no
anon
theyfab
anon
>>228219
you're just like me, idk wtf to do, and I hate that I dont even have money DAMNNNn, it'd be so easy to just get free hrt in my country but for some reason I JUST CANTTTT, having like 4 anxiety disorders is more crippling than anyone thinks
anon
is the meme estrogen with the anime girl on the box still a thing

boku something
>>228234
anon
>>228233
make one ill literally fund your diy :sob:
anon
is it too difficult to cook diy hrt?
anon
>>228220
These are advertisements for clothing
anon
i thought the feds were clamping down on diy HRT sites
>>228239
anon
>>228238
if i can order ketamine on the dark web i don tthink it will ever be hard for me to get my diy
anon
(rubs my big fat full up of anonymouses belly) yup. you could say im FED
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i want to do morphine
>>228253
anon
hey how do I play a song
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228242
its true
anon
.play we are number one
anon
wtf
anon
thank you!!!!!!!!!!111 im gonna :) I feel so comfortable here! for a second I felt like my 8 years ago self
anon
what doom map should i play
anon
dot play with my penis
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228252
what are you talking about
anon
never speak ill on my goat haily welch
anon
its spelt haliey welch you fucking ass fucking fucking faulty fucking dickhead
>>228261
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
dude i just thought the bald guy was funny
anon
>>228257
one time my mom woke me up and i went on a half asleep rant abt hailey welch being the goat to her. even subvontiously im tuahpilled
>>228264
anon
is that ukraian trans woman who made bath tub mones still alive
anon
image.png
i think this is the most recent photo of him and it's from 2020
anon
shes lowk a cishon i got my passoid genes from dad and hon genes from mom
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
199.png
::glegle
anon
r u guys worried abt being sent to el salvador camps?
>>228278
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
happy gle :)
anon
i hope you guys are okay in the us
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i wish i was chilean
anon
i'll probably run off to canada if shit happens
anon
T
anon
hirty one PEOPLE
anon
>>228281
if i was merican id just have a cyanide pill on me at all times in case i get sent to tranny Auschwitz
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
.play niños del cerro melisa toronjil
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
niños del cerro? madone you're a rym user?
>>228291
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i wanna suck on a big cock i wanna fuck in the riptide
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>228292
my condolences
anon
.play sophie my world 2006
anon
TwT
anon
orange square
anon
when I was a kid, I used a website called xat dot com and it felt like this, it was a chat and there was a thingie playing videos on one side
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play candelabro piano a piano
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play 1920 asia menor
anon
im feelin so nostalgic
anon
I had xat.com embedded in my website
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>228305
like we give a shit
anon
what if you typed out your whole post on a different tab then copy and pasted it into the text box so no one has to see you type
anon
I am a man and I am queuing music
anon
i dont like posting here because im really bad at spelling and have to use autocorrect to make me look smart and this site shows how stupid i am
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i love posti
anon
i dont know what I am, just that I look at my body and feel like I have to do something soon or I will regret it

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