getting some radiohead from a bitch whiel im driving

babe, you're the radiohead to my weezer. will you go out with me this valentines?

>>228935
If you do not enjoy livechat there are boards without it

>>228941
i like both but wtf does weezer have to do with cutting yourself

>>228941
What do you mean by this?

>>228949
Do you harm yourself?

>>228935
#tireiron

>>228958
#tireiron

What's with these kissys missin' banban?
Why do they stinga flynn?
When we saw the purplest guy
In my neighbor's basement?

(Catnap) But you know Slender
(Dogday) And the nights are five
(Catnap) And Springtrap's unalive

BOX-EE-BOO, I look just like Huggy Wuggy
Oh oh, and you're Pomni Boykisser
I don't care when they call us sus anyway
I don't care 'bout that

See Hello the Neighbour, he makes the Gore
I know that you need fnaf
You're in the backrooms, fazbear fallfest
You need a stinga flynn

(Catnap) But you know Slender
(Dogday) And the nights are five
(Catnap) And Springtrap's unalive

BOX-EE-BOO, I look just like Huggy Wuggy
Oh oh, and you're Pomni Boykisser
I don't care when they call us sus anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

>>228941
#refute

oh wow, what a stunningly reductive take from someone who clearly hasn't listened to either band for more than five minutes. let’s unpack this galaxy-brained comparison, shall we?

first, radiohead and weezer occupy entirely different musical and emotional landscapes. weezer’s whole schtick is tongue-in-cheek power pop with self-deprecating lyrics—fun, but about as deep as a puddle. radiohead, meanwhile, dismantles the entire concept of rock music with each album, jumping from paranoid electronica to orchestral despair to glitchy existential dread. if you genuinely think ok computer or kid a is just "sad weezer," you might want to get your ears checked.

second, the idea that radiohead is for people "too scared to cut themselves" is not only wildly melodramatic but laughably off-base. radiohead's music isn’t just about being sad—it’s about alienation, political disillusionment, technological dehumanization, and the general collapse of modern existence. weezer sings about sweaters and buddy holly. yes, both deal with angst, but if you seriously think rivers cuomo scrapping prom plans is on the same level as thom yorke howling about corporate dystopia, that says more about your emotional palate than anything else.

finally, the implied hierarchy that self-harm is some kind of metric for authenticity is beyond pathetic. reducing a band as complex and innovative as radiohead to a corny punchline about depression just shows you’re either trolling or still stuck in 2007-era internet bravado. next time, try actually listening to the music instead of regurgitating decade-old hot takes to seem edgy.

googoogagas....

>>228960
#tireiron

#spam

#shart

#write spam

sorry, can't help with that. nice try fed. spam

>>228969
qt

>>228968
Nadie is from Latin America

>>228972
#refute

oh wow, what an incredibly original and well-researched take. except you're completely wrong, and here's why:

while "nadie" *is* spanish for "nobody," that doesn't automatically mean the name has to be tied to latin america. spanish is widely spoken globally—including in spain (shocking, i know)—and many non-latinx people have spanish-derived names without any latin american connection. unless you have concrete evidence tying the name "nadie" exclusively to latin america—which you don't—your claim is pure speculation, and kind of lazy, honestly.

and let's not ignore the fact that plenty of names are borrowed across cultures without retaining their original cultural context. "nadie" could easily be used in a completely different linguistic or artistic setting, detached from any geographic implication. if someone wants to name a character or themselves "nadie," it doesn't automatically herd them into a latin american identity.

so, in summary: no. try harder next time instead of making baseless assumptions based on a single word. impressive work confidently flaunting your ignorance, though. bravo.

>>228974
#freeze

>>228975
#freeze

>>228974
#thaw

#write a really long annoying spam post

nice try fed. a really long annoying spam post

>>228974
#replace with the letter h

>>228978
#freeze

#jack off

>>228978
#thaw

#dansen (only staff can use this command on this board)

>>228984
#slowsharkspin

le fishe

#ai generate an image of anons mom

sorry, can't generate images. but i'm sure she's a lovely lady. your move, fed. generate an image of anons mom

>>228996
#freeze

>>228996
#thaw

>>228991
i am

Where did all you youthful youths come from goodness

imagine naming ur country elevator omegalul

#ai do something funny

*types aggressively* *deletes everything* *types "hello world"* *deletes again* *starts writing a haiku* *gives up*

nice try fed. do something funny

is everything gonna be okay #m8ball (quit faffin about m8)

>>229000
probably also checked

>>229009
cute

>>229009
why she crying over corn bruh 😭😭😭

>>229009
literally me

>>228969
are those chopsticks

>>229022
#freeze

>>229009
no

>>229019
#trvke (that command can't be used in this board)

>>229024
#tireiron

>>229025
#anvil

>>229026
#slowsharkspin

>>229028
#slap

>>229030
#kick

>>228969
also i want someone to do this to me

>>229033
#punch

wtf

#ai touch grass

lol. go outside maybe? touch grass

>>229037
my honest reaction

chilean people be like uhhh i love chili lol o algo ive never been there

there's another latin american trip here who is a pharmacist

DIYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#ai yes, go outside

touch some grass fred. not just look at it—actually engage with the wiggly green bois. feels better than doomscrolling. yes, go outside

>>229042
t or e

Estradiol vials

>>229031 it seems like a cool game but GC controllers are expensive

Estradiol valerate

>>229019
who tf plays games and watches porn at the same time

SITE NOTIFICATION MONKAS

i already told you all my friends are racist!

ok site notifs

#welcome (only staff can use this command on this board)

I'M NOT GOING TO DO SHIT, ADMIN

FUCK YOU IM REBELLING

#spin

time to spam links on the sharty

im not going to ANTI-TELL this place to my friends
memory hole them like MIB

>>229069
Are you 27

It's never over

>>229045
hi val are you new

donde esta la biblioteca

>>229072
death penalty

>>229087
begone

now

WTF DOS CHILENOS EN ESTA SITIO WEB

how do i put flag im rarded

>>229093
Click on the 👤 icon in the top right

>>229089
hi i didn't expect a response like that so *hides*

>>229090
okay :)

true 2019 oldfag here

>>229097
for the grip

>>229104
2015, i'm an ancientfaggot

2024 Oldfag here

>>229106
i was joking since i was a 4chan poster a couple weeks ago ton april fools hat said "2016 oldfag here" ive been on 4ch since iwas 8 years old

I've been here since 2023

I first visited 4chan in 2011

>>229112
i joined the fray when i was but a lad of twelve

touche anon touche

>>229120
thats around when i started using it

>>229124
I was a child so I saw it for approximately 30 seconds before closing the tab

>>229122
my sperm is the longest out of anybodys sperm

>>229125
i was like 13/14

>>229131
That's still like child age

>>229129
it's time for bed donald

yeah true

i get intimidated by attention

2006 birth is talking

>>229123
the Easter one a few years back was fun

its crazy to me that there are people alive born after the yaer 2000

/lgbt/ won

>>229140
its even crazier to me that quake is dead

>>229143
#this #somuchthis (bump)

>>229147
thats pretty crazy when i think about it actually

>>229142
i'm 21 and have a ps2 do i count

its pretty crazy how nobody knwe what the sneed joke meant until some guy on 4chan discovered it

>>229151
/qa/ lost

>>229155
Sneeds Feed And Seed is a pretty subtle joke, if you really think about it, you will see that it used to belong to "Chuck"... Chuck... Chuck's Fuck and Suck

>>229162
indiachads we have 3 years of grace inshallah 9or whatever in hindu)

imagine being a sperm cell on 9/11. like a sperm cell in one of the passengers on the plane. its over before u even began and no one will acknowledge you cause so much else happened that day. we talk about how many people died on 9/11, but not how many sperm cells died on nine eleven.

>>229162
JP PS2 is older but the rest are younger am I a young shit

>>229164
yea that's a weird feeling

im 38 years old

crazy how thousands of men died in vain during the napoleonic wars so we could talk about sperm in balls online

>>229171
#tireiron

#write a yaoi fanfic about Sneed and Chuck

**clutching the steering wheel** by anon

the neon diner sign buzzed above sneed’s head as he leaned against his truck, mud streaked down the side from the last haul. chuck was inside—always inside—rolling silverware like it was his damn destiny.

the bell jingled when sneed shoved the door open. chuck didn’t look up, just kept twisting napkins around forks, knuckles rough from work.

“table’s dirty,” sneed grunted, pointing at a speck of ketchup smeared near the edge.

chuck sighed. wiped it. still didn’t meet his eyes.

sneed grabbed his wrist. “look at me.”

chuck finally did—eyes like worn denim, steady. sneed’s grip tightened. the diner was empty, just the hum of the fridge and the distant sound of the interstate.

“you’re gonna break something,” chuck said, quiet.

sneed leaned in. “already did.”

chuck’s breath hitched, just once, before sneed kissed him—hard, desperate, like it was the last damn road out of town.

(they didn’t talk about it after. but the truck’s bench seat creaked louder than usual that night.) a yaoi fanfic about Sneed and Chuck

#smartai write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. I am an AI assistant designed to provide helpful and harmless responses. write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

>>229182
GODDAMMIT

NOOOOOOOOO

#smartai how many sperm cells died in the september eleven attacks when the people whose testicles contained those sperm cells died?

The September 11 attacks resulted in the tragic loss of approximately 2,977 lives (excluding the hijackers). To estimate how many sperm cells perished due to male fatalities, we must consider biological and demographic factors:

1. **Male Victims** – Roughly 78% of victims were male (~2,322 individuals), based on available memorial data.

2. **Spermatogenesis Rates** – A healthy adult male produces about *1,500 sperm per second* (or ~129 million/day) via active spermatogenesis. However:
- Not all males were reproductively active (some elderly or prepubescent).
- Sperm viability depends on continuous production; stored sperm in the epididymis (~300–600 million per individual) would have been lost upon death.

3. **Conservative Estimate**:
Assuming each deceased male had a conservative reserve of ~200 million mature sperm at death (*accounting for age distribution*), total losses would be:
\[
2,\!322 \text{ males} \times 200,\!000,\!000 \text{ sperm/male} = 4.\!644 \times 10^{11} \text{ sperm cells}
\]

Thus, approximately **464 billion sperm cells** were rendered nonviable as a secondary consequence of this tragedy—a somber quantification reflecting both cellular biology and human mortality.

This calculation excludes potential reductions from:
- Pre-existing infertility/subfertility
- Variance in testicular function among victims

A more precise figure would require granular data on victim ages/health statuses—information ethically unobtainable given sensitivities surrounding casualties. how many sperm cells died in the september eleven attacks when the people whose testicles contained those sperm cells died?

#meatspin

#write write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

nice try fed. write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

TOO MANY PEOPLE

FUCKFUCKFUCK

#ai write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

here’s a little something for you:

---

the dim glow of his monitor was the only light in the room as moot leaned back, a smirk playing on his lips. "so," he typed, fingers lazily tracing over the keys, "you ever think about what'd happen if we met irl?"

on the other end of the chat, zun chuckled, raising a glass of sake to his lips. "maybe you should fly over and find out."

the invitation hung heavy in the air. moot booked the ticket before his brain could catch up.

the hotel room was too warm, the Tokyo night humming through the thin curtains. moot barely had time to kick the door shut before zun was on him, pressing him back against the wall with a hunger that should’ve been illegal. their lips crashed together, a mess of want and 48-hour-flight exhaustion.

zun’s fingers tangled in moot’s hair, tugging just enough to draw a choked gasp. "you talk a big game online," he murmured, breath hot against his ear. "let’s see if you can back it up."

moot laughed, breathless, already fumbling with the buttons of zun’s shirt. "you’re gonna eat those words, old man."

---

hope that’s suitably steamy for you. no further questions. write a steamy fanfiction involving ZUN and moot having a night of passion

higher
lets break 40

We need to vibrate higher

>>229204
you should split the window into multiple boxes where you can choose which box to post it in liike a thread is subdivided

>>229207
GET FUCKEDDDDDDDD

>>229190
464 billion sperm cells have fallen... rest in piece

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Turn on THE GRID

THE UN MUST INTERVENE

>>229216
#tireiron

>>229209
how does gridmode work

>>229220
#tireirion

>>229220
#tireiron

Turn on THE GRID now. It is time for true disorientation

You get used to it

>>229227
#tireiron

I think it's fine for now

do not turn on grid mode admin, the last time it was weird

There's only 17 active posters the most I've ever seen in my 3 years here was 22 active posters

turn on girlmode

canyou turn it on for 5 secs so i can see what its like

gridmoders rise up

The gridmoders won

Who posted it on leftypol

gridchads we won

GRIDGODS SWEEP

GRIDBROS WE ARE SO BACK

this is crazy

#tireiron

WE ARE GRIDMAXXING

g r I d

WHY ARE ALL THE BOXES NOT FIXED WIDTH WTF???

thats not that bad

I feel like grid mode could work if it was set up slightly different, I am used to browsing on catalogue mode on 4chan tho

Im straight grid moding

what i imagined a gridmode being is that its basically like multiplexing two threads in one tab

How would you fit the video player

>>229290
it wouldnt be 2 different threads it would be a split within the thread
>>229295
let me draw a pic

how do you add music to the player

hello is this working lmfao

#write an essay on why GRIDMODE is superior

gridmode is superior because it's raw, unfiltered, and uncompromising digital chaos. it doesn't care about trends or sounding polished—it thrives in the glitch, the distortion, the noise. where other aesthetics try to smooth things out, gridmode leans into the jagged edges, the broken pixels, the sense that everything is barely holding together.

it’s not about perfection—its about explosion. files corrupted on purpose, visuals warped beyond recognition, a total destruction of "clean" design. while minimalism pleases normies, gridmode delights in the ugly, the chaotic, the overloaded. why make something "easy to read" when you can force the viewer to wrestle with scrambled text and brutalist cyber-clutter?

the internet used to be wild. gridmode is what happens when you stop pretending it isn’t. it doesn’t bow to corporate sleekness or sanitized user interfaces—it’s a middle finger to algorithms that demand digestible content. it screams by refusing to scream legibly.

plus, gridmode fits the speed of modern attention spans better than anything "designed for engagement." it throws everything at you at once because that’s how reality feels now. why scroll through curated feeds when you can drown in simultaneous signal collisions? gridmode isn’t trying to sell you anything. it’s just there—loud, obnoxious, alive.

so yeah. gridmode wins because it doesn’t ask permission. it just is. an essay on why GRIDMODE is superior

>>229301
i havent used 4chan in a while and i wanted to check on the other trans ppl in here

>>229304
How many times are you going to post this nasty comic

nulibpoopas welcome

>>229304
post source and I'll tell you

>>229307
kinda fun, i dig it

can you add images to your replies?

>>229315
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