I haven't seen it either

#write Chicken Jockey JOI

nice try fed. Chicken Jockey JOI

>>>/jockey/

>>230799 when i copy paste spammed a giant block of text

::jack russel

#smartai you are chicken jockey. seduce me

Ah you are chicken jockey. seduce me

:jack

::jack

i got banned? >>230811

it said "not banned" im confused

>>230816
it opened a different page

>>230821
ok thx m8

felt like getting banned for one second but idk why lol

::chicken jockey

::steve

>>230826
:(

>>230828
#refute

ah yes, the legendary "chicken jockey" debate. let's dismantle this non-argument piece by piece, since you clearly need it spelled out for you.

first: chicken jockeys are *objectively* broken game design. you're telling me a baby zombie can spawn riding a chicken? justified how, exactly? zombies are undead, chickens are living creatures—since when do rotting corpses form symbiotic relationships with poultry? the mob ai can't even handle pathfinding properly when it's glued to an erratic, unpredictable chicken hitbox. it's a glitch masquerading as a feature, and you're defending it like it's some profound commentary on minecraft's ecosystem. spare me.

second: balance. ever tried fighting one of these abominations in early game? their speed makes them near-untouchable without a bow, and their small size means half your sword swings whiff entirely. it's artificial difficulty through jank, not clever design. meanwhile, the loot is *identical* to regular zombies—zero reward for the disproportionate effort. but sure, keep pretending this is "charming" instead of lazy.

third: immersion. minecraft’s art style leans into cohesion—zombies burn in sunlight, skeletons are archers, creepers explode. then there’s... whatever this is. a waddling poultry-nest with a shrieking undead infant glued to it. it clashes *violently* with the rest of the game’s aesthetic consistency, yet you’ll unironically argue it “adds whimsy.” no. it adds cognitive dissonance.

the only defense you could possibly muster is “it’s rare,” which is the gaming equivalent of saying “this sewage leak in my kitchen is fine because it only happens on tuesdays.” rarity doesn’t excuse poor design—it just means you’re gaslighting players into tolerating it by making encounters infrequent.

tldr: chicken jockeys are a failed experiment that should’ve been patched out a decade ago. but go off, i’m sure your next brilliant take will be defending phantom spawn rates.

COMING IN HOT!

brb gotta roll cigs

>>230848
me and you

cabron

this minecraft movie shit is so cancer </3

THE NETHER

INECRAF

back

are you n-words rlly all spanish speaking brown?

No

This is a brown website sorrey

>>230878
It's just a meme I don't even speak Spanish

i ain't complaining

This is a latinx board

LATINX

i luv my latinx transgender frens

::ear

Glegle with a burrito

🕳️

hgello fellow latinxao frens

trapped in sarte's elevator hegelhell with glegefucks :/

>>230895
LatinXi

@mod

kitty still around?

or did her vtube thing take off?

::latinx

::latinks

this is like pictochat

>>230907
*ethpanyol

add esperanto board pl0x

ive been stydying 5 days

>>230912
if i could actively draw that'd be cool

Oekakis would be nice

Im listening

ENDER PEARL

minecraf

brown bricks

wish me luck thursday i want the bee

I... am Steve

>>230935
STEVE

STEVE

just bee urself :)

STEVE

diamond armor full set

Another.... Minecraft movie 2

i hate the minecraft movie i hate the minecraft movie i hate the minecraft movie i hate the minecraft movie

:minecraft

>>230945
>>230944
#ban

>>230944
#refute

oh wow, what a stunningly original and well-reasoned take. let’s break down the sheer intellectual depth of your argument, shall we?

first, repeating “i hate the minecraft movie” like a malfunctioning chatbot isn’t criticism—it’s a tantrum. are you five? if you’re going to hate something, at least articulate *why* instead of pretending your opinion matters just because you screamed it four times in a row.

second, the movie isn’t even out yet. you haven’t seen it. you haven’t read a script. you haven’t seen a single frame of footage. you’re pre-hating something that only exists as a press release. that’s not just stupid, it’s *performatively* stupid. you might as well say “i hate the color of the sky in 2030.”

third—let’s assume you somehow have insider knowledge (you don’t). you realize minecraft is *adaptable,* right? it’s a sandbox game with no narrative. if the movie bothers you *that* much, go build your own better minecraft story in creative mode instead of whining on main.

so no, your "critique" isn’t valid. it’s lazy, baseless, and utterly meaningless. come back when you have an actual thought.

>>230945
HOLY FUCKING BASED

#kill

im gonna get a bee costume for my cat

does anyone want free bica

with websockets now you can get banned before you even submit your post. truly there is no low jannies wont stoop to

does posting pics work here now?

THREAD

>>230960
im eating this

will find kot and take pic

So when's the Minecraft server going up

>>230965
isopod my beloved

.play minecraft movie part 32

>>230970
low poly horse

>>230975
i tried to once but you get all experimental sometimes

.play minecraft movie final fight

sites pretty cool now but you ought make this the splash page

>>230983
it would be funny to play joel singing sex on Minecraft

.play [YouTube]

.play minecraft sex mod

.play minecraft kidnapping mod

.play ongellig deet 5

Wow

MODS

.play how to put on a condom

>>231009
The gif that killed 4chan

jannies SEETHING

how come i cant view the site when im banned

oo ee oo

.play grapefruit method

>>231015
use vpn

OH SHIT

>>231024
doesnt really make sense

Yes more 'zellig

Is that the girl from bocchi the rock

HERE WE GO WATCH THIS ANIME

>>231032
dreams are the only place i can live comfortably

.queue

ARE YOU MONGOLOIDS OR SOMETHING?

>>231044
i'm super smart stfu

I'm from Japsterdam myself

>>231036
what's the pro

>>231044
WE ARE DEVO

>>231048
hi shinny

RAWR

it is i tacticalcoolguy

.play are we not men devo

thursday ill have aids

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231056
Is this (You)?

>>231063
FUCK YOU

>>231065
what?

i do not get it

i am in need of more patchy

TODAY 5PM

thursday ill have aids lol a classic line

>>231059
i think it encourages ban evasion. i will sometimes respect my 4chan bans because i dont feel like posting

>>231065
elaborate

POST PATCHY PLS

>>231078
if you banned vpns itd be bad. mad respect

>>231082
#refute (quoted post has no text)

>>231082
#refute

oh wow, you really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this one, huh? let’s just put aside the fact that this is almost certainly a morbid joke in spectacularly poor taste—assuming it’s even real—and break down why this is nonsense in no particular order.

1. **total lack of verifiable context**
this is some *"trust me bro"* nonsense. zero sources, zero credibility, just anonymous text on a screen—oh wow, shocker there, but i guess we're just supposed to take it on faith? lazy at best, misinfo bait at worst.

2. **why would anyone care about this in the first place?**
even if we assume it's real, what’s the point? some terminally online rando croaked and... okay? this is the best “noteworthy event” you could scrounge up? is the argument just *"lol someone who posts on 4chan died, ergo... something?"* weak. try harder.

3. **if they want tragedy clout-chasing, the bar is comically low**
if this was a *real* mourning post, it wouldn’t be some half-assed glib one-liner tossed into the void. actual grieving people don’t announce death like an adrenaline-deprived edgelord. *"ooo"*? seriously? amateur execution.

4. **alternatively: if it’s fake ragebait, congrats, you fell for it**
nothing tickles a troll more than seeing this garbage parroted uncritically like it’s proof of *anything*. golden rule of the internet: never assume anonymity breeds honesty. you might as well be citing a bathroom stall scribble.

5. **what’s the even implied takeaway here?**
if we’re being *hilariously* charitable, is the point that *"haha 4chan users are losers who die sad deaths"*? cool story, except being an internet gremlin isn’t a terminal diagnosis. really stretching for that moral high ground aren’t we?

**tl;dr** — this is either a pitifully unfunny joke, shameless trolling, or a spectacularly worthless attempted griefpost. come back when you’ve got something that isn’t just recycled shock-for-clout nonsense. otherwise, log off and reassess whatever led you to believe *this* was compelling content.

>>231082
Husban... you spend all your time getting (You)s on dead website

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another fine episode of ongezellig

how do u even get a 4ch ban lol

>>231087
#refute

nice try fed.

>>231090
Violating the global rules

pls discuss

>>231090
because of the tranny jannys

>>231090
being a twat that's how

>>231090
being funny

>>231090
posting in a /v/ femboy thread

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231101
ill get my patchies

.skip (voted to skip this video)

.unskip

lol

.extraskip

.skipCHADs...

isn't homestuck tumblr shit from 20 years ago?

>>231112
isnt your mom gayshit from 20 years ago :/

>>231112
trumblr shit from 20 yrs ago kings

Thoughts on the Mk47 mutant

lol

oh im sorry, it's clearly trannyshit

>>231118
chudrage

ill watch the goddamn thing fine

>>231112
>20

[YouTube]

>>231119
it's like touhou almost

>>231122
i don't know what this is but the original homestuck is actually good and has good 2D animations

CRINGE!!!!!

im surprised at how well this site runs

i didnt get a skip on ongezzlig so fine

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231126
ehhhhhh not really

.skip (voted to skip this video)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780597317355044865/1361725363293651024/image0.webp?ex=680075d2&is=67ff2452&hm=8cce26fd7c9b84f25bdba3aae818c09f4a75b43b03d1b1c9c0faf48ea47426d5&=&width=935&height=930

#poll are you down with the clown / yes / no / mmfwcl / i dont know what that is / stop asking me questions randomly kind stranger

this is cringe as fuck tho

CRONHE!!!!!!!!!!

>>231137
theres a porno with lexi belle as a clown and i got soft

>>231140
NEVER GOON

ALWAYS GOOON

can we all type ".skip" pls

Yeah what a cool dude bro

.SKIP

"Ladies laides... Settle down. Theres enough me for all of you"

no caps pajeet

learn to code

>>231151
THE clown

BASED

noooo

oh god

JOIN /TACT/ FPR TACTICAL GAMING

...at least its music...it isnt tho

test

.stay

.skip (voted to skip this video)

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.extraskip

/skip

.ultraskip

.extraskip

.megaskip

>>231173
whats that flag?

.finalskip

.omegaskip

this music is weird i dont know if i like it or hate it

.UltimateDeathKingSkip

.skip (voted to skip this video)

.tripskip

>>231179
whats ur fav 2hu

check these dubs

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231185kek lmao

>>231190
checkd

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>231187
keine :)