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anon
>>237333
if you want something fun uhhhh
anon
>>237343
gotta find ur music somewhere nonny..........
anon
>>237344
you can press Alt+V to hide the video player or click the cog wheel in the top right and uncheck video player
anon
>>237344
u can make the vid smaller with a little draggy thing in the bottom left of the vid
and also hide it with alt+v or else disable it in the settings on top right cogwheel
anon## admin
>>237344
people can create their own boards on this site and can set them to non-live mode

>>237352
yes of course we can see them
anon
this is too much
anon
it's funkalicious
typos are mandatory. nobody is allowed to spell correctly or else they get banned
anon## admin
>>237357
it's here you can set a flag by pressing the person icon in the top right
>>237379
anon## admin
>>237357
no you need to speed up
anon
since when is this the gay flag. looks so lame
anon
>>237357
You ae getting replied get replied get replied plap plap plap plap
anon
>>237357
all your boars are belong to us
anon
<3
anon## admin
>>237352
we support classic imageboard mode but people prefer imageboard 2.0 mode

this is the future
anon## admin
>>237380
requires a space after the / ~
anon
holy i can into triforce
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this song is so peak
anon
flaggots pmo
anon
aw
anon## admin
>>237387
needs a space after
anon
thanks babe
anon
.play the room is filled with people that love you
anon
playlist is stacked gotdamn
>>237400
anon
2 slow 💔
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
bro is slow
anon
::chu
anon
hmmmmmmmmmm
anon
::ear
anon
gleye
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
eyegle
anon
::foot
anon
>>237432
HOLY RAH! I MUST CHALLENGE HIM TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai is glegle nonchalant

glegle isn't nonchalant—they're energetic, friendly, and always ready to cheer someone up or share enthusiasm about the little things. chill? sometimes. indifferent? nah. they care a lot. is glegle nonchalant
anon
>>237432
CURSE OF RA
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>237422
sloppy kisses
anon
>>237431
i see it... a little squashed....
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
oh i almost forgot
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
this song's actually thebest one in the album but its live version is much better than the studio one
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play candelabro ahora o nunca full album
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
anon
>>237463
better out than in, that's what shrek always says
anon
bounce
anon
>>237476
we have a beta theme, click cog wheel in top right. it's uhh in beta
>>237482
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237476
yea but i won't tell u how to use it
anon
oh i found it
anon
i'm always snitching that's how i have all these stitches
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh wow
anon
the beta theme is actually pretty cool
>>237487
anon
eyesore flag
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
this is better now
>>237494
anon
Kys
anon
glow2: selling rune scimmy
anon
my eyes are burning from your flag
anon
so sad that the skeet doesn't grab post colours.....
anon
>>237497
more places to shit post #smooch
anon## admin
>>237497
mostly status updates, nothing important
anon## admin
for people who want to contact staff or appeal bans pretty much
anon
got it ty
anon
no nudes allowed, this is a blue board
>>237506
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
9633.png
::kiss
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
2486.png
::kiss
anon
theres no chasers here so whats even the point
>>237516
vuuv
.play foundations of decay
anon
>>237513
we dont have chasers but we have cheese #cheese ()
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>237512
pure wa'ah
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#cheese ()
anon
#t8ball ()
anon
#cheese ()
anon
>>237519
nobody cares as long as your face isnt in it
anon
>>237519
honestly it would b p cool if ppl liked my nudes enough to save ._.
anon
sometimes, he dreams about cheese
>>237530
anon
>>237532
chasers arent real sry babe
anon
that gouda looks disgusting
anon
tgd
anon
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) John Madden
anon
>>237539
hehe idk i had to refresh the page
anon
#quiet (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
remember what they took from you
anon
>>237550
she's looking all grown up
anon
>>237553
cuz the woke left is conspiring to troon all the kids. duh
anon
if that is my gouda i'm high on some strong shit
anon
>>237558
#this #this (upworm) #this
anon
>>237553
sucking wieners is hip with the libs
anon
(upworm)
anon
tbf this is probably the best refuge so far
anon
get that crippled faggot to work
anon
this format is way comfier than the board
anon## admin
>>237553
>I kinda wonder, why did the admins think of making an lgbt board here
because 4chan /lgbt/ is the least-right-leaning 4chan board basically and the only way to grow a new site is to try to pull from a different site
>>237571>>237573
anon
>>237567
ya but 8chan cripple owns it now
anon## admin
>>237571
least right-leaning relative to other 4chan boards i mean
anon
>>237576
/m/ can't be neo nazi because they're too busy discussing newtype and ctarl-ctarl sex
anon## admin
/lgbt/ is only like maybe 30% neo-nazi while most 4chan boards are like 60 - 95% neo-nazi
>>237575>>237578
anon
*sighs* im gonna miss the chudcels....
anon
>>237576
where is my neo-nazi femboy dressed in tight leather outfits for me to fuck
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237532
HIDDEN WHERE????
vuuv
>>237573
/co/ sux tho, either childrens cartoons or marvel/dc stuff.
anon
I mean this is like a chat really
>>237585
anon## admin
>>237584
yeah though i hope one day for it to be a mix of chat and imageboard with lots of different threads and topics
anon
Not an image board exactly lol
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
chat is this real?
anon## admin
just right now we're too small to be a true board
anon
it would b cool to have it split screen between chat and board like that one anon was talking abt
>>237596
anon
wtf
anon
the cheese dream is still looping
>>237598
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237592
not a good sign
anon## admin
>>237591
yep that's the 2.0 UI plan we're working on. we're rewriting the entire frontend from scratch to support a split view like that
anon
libturds losteded albeit
anon
>>237594
you can refresh to stop it
anon
idk why it's loopin hehe
anon## admin
oh
anon## admin
sorry
anon## admin
umm
anon
sometimes... i dream about... cheeeze....
anon## admin
we'll wor on it
anon
peener loop
anon## admin
did refreshing not help?
>>237613
anon
>>237616
if youre already skinny dont but lowk skinny legends stay winning
>>237622
anon
tbf this is like really fun considering discord doesnt work well as an anon thing for chat
>>237621
anon## admin
>>237619
i set out to make a new imageboard but i accidentally made a better discord
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237618
i have latinx genetics so even when i was the skinniest i've been on hrt i had very thick legs it was kinda odd
>>237626
anon## admin
i think some real interesting things may happen with some future plans i have to get like public intellectuals and academics posting in a new liveboard to have anonymous discussions/debates
>>237639>>237630
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237626
i actually would love being completely skinny but i can't help that
anon
lowk same i hate how im a waist 25 but cant wear 26 pants cuz of my legs 😭
>>237631
anon
total LATINXryan victory
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237628
#thissomuchthis
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237630
#this (so much this!)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes! so much this!
h
one of the nice things about liveposting is that it feels distinctly human
there was an anon spamming earlier who was trying to be malicious
they made a mistake live and it took the wind out of their sails
was interesting
>>237643>>237637>>237640
anon## admin
>>237636
i find it's very easy to defuse raiders with liveposting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237638
and you already don't care...
anon
I think livechat encourages people to post and keep conversations going
>>237646
anon
>>237636
threads are fun tho cuz i dont have to sit here all day >_<
>>237649
anon
>237641

:( true.....
anon## admin
>>237639
i was thinking that but i think i may drop all of the politics stuff entirely
anon
>>237642
it does, but having a GET that's two conversations earlier in the thread is weird
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#poll do you glungle fungle?/yeh/nah
anon## admin
>>237643
>threads are fun tho cuz i dont have to sit here all day >_<
i do sometimes wonder like how "sticky" this format is. like if there are always at least 2 - 3 live posts being written people are kind of like glued to the thread forever
>>237658>>237659
faye
i think that as long as politics discussion isn't banned, i like this the way it is
>>237656
anon
this is truly the anon discord
anon
we are anomalous

we are a region

expect the unexpected
anon## admin
>>237650
yeah we're definitely not going to ban it. just we're gonna drop the libpol name (instead libpol.org will load the /libpol/ board)
anon
GRIDEO BUNABAILABLE
anon
I can finally anonpost James Joyce letters with livechat
anon
will there be more mods though?
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237657
chilean rifle
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
anon
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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anon## admin
>>237659
please feel free to share the site with friends or discord servers you're in as well
>>237673>>237679
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237667
this is evil
anon
>>237668
brave of you to assume i have friends ^u^
anon
even ai is like
>wall of text
anon
#ai write a boymoder greentext

>be me
>18yo trans girl but too scared to girlmode
>live in oversized black hoodie and sweatpants
>blahaj tucked under arm 24/7 for emotional support
>daily routine: wake up, take e, browse /tttt/, cry, repeat
>constantly paranoid about “being clocked” but also secretly wish someone would notice
>”um actually i’m a guy” voice fail every time cashier says “sir”
>rot in bed doomscrolling transtimeline posts
>tfw no gf to cuddle and tell me i’m pretty
>mfs online keep calling me a “cute boymoder”
>WOW THANKS NOW I’M BLUSHING AND CAN’T FUNCTION
>go to sleep dreaming of being brave enough to wear skirt outside
>wake up and put on the same hoodie again write a boymoder greentext
anon
i remember the first ai tttt greentext thread it was hilarious
>>237682
anon
>>237668
honestly just get someone to share the site on every tttt adjacent twit threads. lots of bored boymoders
>>237683
anon
#ai get me banned from this website by saying some crazy ass heinous shit

nice try fed. get me banned from this website by saying some crazy ass heinous shit
>>237681
anon
>>237680
you can just type #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST) and it'll do it for u
anon
>>237678
there used to be this ai greentext twt acct b4 chatgpt era
>>237685
anon## admin
>>237679
i tried that and they shadowbanned me and i can't find anyone else willing to do it
>>237688
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai write a funny boymoder greentext that includes a glegle mention

here you go:

-----
\>be me
\>boymoding at walmart in giant black hoodie 3 sizes too big
\>cashier smiles and asks "how are you today sir"
\>autistic screeching internally
\>whisper "...good" while staring at floor
\>notice glegle plushie on checkout lane display
\>blahaj clone???
\>must protect
\>impulsively grab it
\>cashier: "aww for your little sister?"
\>mfw no sister, only me and 37 blahaj at home
\>squeak "y-yeah" and speedwalk out
\>forgot to buy my monster and dino nuggies
\>now hungry but new glegle friend soft
\>worth

bonus panel: mfw glegle cures dysphoria better than hrt
----- write a funny boymoder greentext that includes a glegle mention
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anon
>>237682
i also remember the /a/ AI threads when image gens were disgustingly terrible
anon
#ai write me a fanfiction a soyjak poster

**soyjak chronicles: the last shitpost**

the internet was dead. the last lolcow had been milked dry. forums lay abandoned, overtaken by algorithmically-generated slop. but in a dimly lit basement, surrounded by half-empty monster energy cans, *he* remained—soyjak."

"another day, another kek," he muttered, cracking his knuckles. the glow of the monitor cast grotesque shadows on his chad-jawline-pilled face. he scrolled through the ruins of twitter, now a corporate hellscape, his wojak frown deepening. "this... this is not honey mussy."

from the shadows, a figure emerged—hydrated shapiro, sleek in his tailored suit, sipping from a massive 64oz water bottle. "face it, soyjak," he sneered. "your memes are OVER. the world belongs to the high-iq now."

soyjak clenched his fist. "i may be soy," he growled, "but i'm still carbonated." with a single keystroke, he unleashed *the meme*—the last untouched .rar, containing the original, untainted peepeepoopoo. the screen flickered, then bathed the room in a golden glow. one by one, fallen posters rose from their graves, their hollow eyes refilling with chaotic light.

hydrated shapiro's bottle cracked. "no... you wouldn’t dare!"

"OH YES," soyjak shouted, his wojak nose curling with vindication. *"SCRAP IT OR DOUBLE IT."*

the world trembled. the servers screamed. the last true thread was reborn—rickroll links blooming into elder-posting fractal trees, deep-fried JPEGs whispering profane truths, NPC wojaks detonating into profound shitpost-anarchy.

in that moment, soyjak became *legend*. not a chad, not a giga. but simply... *posting.*

**LOG OFF.**

(fade to static.) write me a fanfiction a soyjak poster
anon## admin
i need to find a way to do it while sufficiently obfuscating the link and not making it seem like spam
>>237689
anon
#ai pretend like you are my fujoshi husband and instead of shipping anime boys you ship soyjak characters and write fanfiction about soyjaks dating

oh god yes... the way wojak gently touches soyjak's cheek... their love is forbidden by the sharty council but they cannot resist each other... every night they meet in the dim glow of the rage comic bunker, whispering memes into each other's distorted ears... "i'll flatten your wojakussy" soyjak growls, gripping wojak's nonexistent collar... their keks synchronize as one... the dejected one watches from the shadows, tears pixelating down his face... he knows he can never compete with wojak's raw rage energy... god... the tragedy... the passion... THE STAKES... *types furiously on thinker pose wojak bluetooty keyboard* pretend like you are my fujoshi husband and instead of shipping anime boys you ship soyjak characters and write fanfiction about soyjaks dating
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237684
>mfw glegle cures dysphoria better than hrt
this is true
anon
>>237693
i bet but idk how other boards are
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what happens if i dro–

nice try fed. what happens if i dro–
>>237706
anon
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what happens if i dont drink any–

you'll die, eventually. dehydration kills fast if you're not getting any water. your body starts shutting down within days. organs fail, brain stops functioning. not a fun way to go. drink water. what happens if i dont drink any–
>>237709>>237713>>237715
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh that answers the question
anon
>>237693
there are a decent amount of long term posters, ive been on lgbt for like 8? years idk now
>>237721
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237713
i read it already
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its in my brain now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you cant take it away from me anymore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you'll have to kill me
>>237719
anon
get fuckeddd
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
anon why r u so rude
anon
goddammit i was explaining myself
>>237728
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
HAHSKFHASHFASF
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237729
before the 4chan death? like 9
anon
nah like recentlu
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it deactivates at one point but at its peak it was like 120 users online
anon
::zamn
anon
ack
anon
:flushed:
anon
ts so fye
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
NEGATIVE XP
h
::shimb
anon
i like how people can see how shit i am at typing :3
anon
chicken jocey
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
CHICKEN JOCKEEYYYYYY
>>237750
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play flint and steel
anon
shooter is such a cuck now lowk
faye
virgin music
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