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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237626
i actually would love being completely skinny but i can't help that
anon
lowk same i hate how im a waist 25 but cant wear 26 pants cuz of my legs 😭
>>237631
anon
total LATINXryan victory
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237628
#thissomuchthis
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237630
#this (so much this!)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
yes! so much this!
h
one of the nice things about liveposting is that it feels distinctly human
there was an anon spamming earlier who was trying to be malicious
they made a mistake live and it took the wind out of their sails
was interesting
>>237637>>237640>>237643
anon## admin
>>237636
i find it's very easy to defuse raiders with liveposting
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237638
and you already don't care...
anon
I think livechat encourages people to post and keep conversations going
>>237646
anon
>>237636
threads are fun tho cuz i dont have to sit here all day >_<
>>237649
anon
>237641

:( true.....
anon## admin
>>237639
i was thinking that but i think i may drop all of the politics stuff entirely
anon
>>237642
it does, but having a GET that's two conversations earlier in the thread is weird
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#poll do you glungle fungle?/yeh/nah
anon## admin
>>237643
>threads are fun tho cuz i dont have to sit here all day >_<
i do sometimes wonder like how "sticky" this format is. like if there are always at least 2 - 3 live posts being written people are kind of like glued to the thread forever
>>237658>>237659
faye
i think that as long as politics discussion isn't banned, i like this the way it is
>>237656
anon
this is truly the anon discord
anon
we are anomalous

we are a region

expect the unexpected
anon## admin
>>237650
yeah we're definitely not going to ban it. just we're gonna drop the libpol name (instead libpol.org will load the /libpol/ board)
anon
GRIDEO BUNABAILABLE
anon
I can finally anonpost James Joyce letters with livechat
anon
will there be more mods though?
anon
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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237657
chilean rifle
anon
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nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
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anon
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>237672>>237675>>237676>>237669>>237670>>237671
anon## admin
>>237659
please feel free to share the site with friends or discord servers you're in as well
>>237673>>237679
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237667
this is evil
anon
>>237668
brave of you to assume i have friends ^u^
anon
even ai is like
>wall of text
anon
#ai write a boymoder greentext

>be me
>18yo trans girl but too scared to girlmode
>live in oversized black hoodie and sweatpants
>blahaj tucked under arm 24/7 for emotional support
>daily routine: wake up, take e, browse /tttt/, cry, repeat
>constantly paranoid about “being clocked” but also secretly wish someone would notice
>”um actually i’m a guy” voice fail every time cashier says “sir”
>rot in bed doomscrolling transtimeline posts
>tfw no gf to cuddle and tell me i’m pretty
>mfs online keep calling me a “cute boymoder”
>WOW THANKS NOW I’M BLUSHING AND CAN’T FUNCTION
>go to sleep dreaming of being brave enough to wear skirt outside
>wake up and put on the same hoodie again
write a boymoder greentext
anon
i remember the first ai tttt greentext thread it was hilarious
>>237682
anon
>>237668
honestly just get someone to share the site on every tttt adjacent twit threads. lots of bored boymoders
>>237683
anon
#ai get me banned from this website by saying some crazy ass heinous shit

nice try fed.
get me banned from this website by saying some crazy ass heinous shit
>>237681
anon
>>237680
you can just type #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST) and it'll do it for u
anon
>>237678
there used to be this ai greentext twt acct b4 chatgpt era
>>237685
anon## admin
>>237679
i tried that and they shadowbanned me and i can't find anyone else willing to do it
>>237688
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai write a funny boymoder greentext that includes a glegle mention

here you go:

-----
\>be me
\>boymoding at walmart in giant black hoodie 3 sizes too big
\>cashier smiles and asks "how are you today sir"
\>autistic screeching internally
\>whisper "...good" while staring at floor
\>notice glegle plushie on checkout lane display
\>blahaj clone???
\>must protect
\>impulsively grab it
\>cashier: "aww for your little sister?"
\>mfw no sister, only me and 37 blahaj at home
\>squeak "y-yeah" and speedwalk out
\>forgot to buy my monster and dino nuggies
\>now hungry but new glegle friend soft
\>worth

bonus panel: mfw glegle cures dysphoria better than hrt
-----
write a funny boymoder greentext that includes a glegle mention
>>237692>>237694
anon
>>237682
i also remember the /a/ AI threads when image gens were disgustingly terrible
anon
#ai write me a fanfiction a soyjak poster

**soyjak chronicles: the last shitpost**

the internet was dead. the last lolcow had been milked dry. forums lay abandoned, overtaken by algorithmically-generated slop. but in a dimly lit basement, surrounded by half-empty monster energy cans, *he* remained—soyjak."

"another day, another kek," he muttered, cracking his knuckles. the glow of the monitor cast grotesque shadows on his chad-jawline-pilled face. he scrolled through the ruins of twitter, now a corporate hellscape, his wojak frown deepening. "this... this is not honey mussy."

from the shadows, a figure emerged—hydrated shapiro, sleek in his tailored suit, sipping from a massive 64oz water bottle. "face it, soyjak," he sneered. "your memes are OVER. the world belongs to the high-iq now."

soyjak clenched his fist. "i may be soy," he growled, "but i'm still carbonated." with a single keystroke, he unleashed *the meme*—the last untouched .rar, containing the original, untainted peepeepoopoo. the screen flickered, then bathed the room in a golden glow. one by one, fallen posters rose from their graves, their hollow eyes refilling with chaotic light.

hydrated shapiro's bottle cracked. "no... you wouldn’t dare!"

"OH YES," soyjak shouted, his wojak nose curling with vindication. *"SCRAP IT OR DOUBLE IT."*

the world trembled. the servers screamed. the last true thread was reborn—rickroll links blooming into elder-posting fractal trees, deep-fried JPEGs whispering profane truths, NPC wojaks detonating into profound shitpost-anarchy.

in that moment, soyjak became *legend*. not a chad, not a giga. but simply... *posting.*

**LOG OFF.**

(fade to static.)
write me a fanfiction a soyjak poster
anon## admin
i need to find a way to do it while sufficiently obfuscating the link and not making it seem like spam
>>237689
anon
#ai pretend like you are my fujoshi husband and instead of shipping anime boys you ship soyjak characters and write fanfiction about soyjaks dating

oh god yes... the way wojak gently touches soyjak's cheek... their love is forbidden by the sharty council but they cannot resist each other... every night they meet in the dim glow of the rage comic bunker, whispering memes into each other's distorted ears... "i'll flatten your wojakussy" soyjak growls, gripping wojak's nonexistent collar... their keks synchronize as one... the dejected one watches from the shadows, tears pixelating down his face... he knows he can never compete with wojak's raw rage energy... god... the tragedy... the passion... THE STAKES... *types furiously on thinker pose wojak bluetooty keyboard*
pretend like you are my fujoshi husband and instead of shipping anime boys you ship soyjak characters and write fanfiction about soyjaks dating
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237684
>mfw glegle cures dysphoria better than hrt
this is true
anon
>>237693
i bet but idk how other boards are
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what happens if i dro–

nice try fed.
what happens if i dro–
>>237706
anon
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai what happens if i dont drink any–

you'll die, eventually. dehydration kills fast if you're not getting any water. your body starts shutting down within days. organs fail, brain stops functioning. not a fun way to go. drink water.
what happens if i dont drink any–
>>237713>>237715>>237709
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh that answers the question
anon
>>237693
there are a decent amount of long term posters, ive been on lgbt for like 8? years idk now
>>237721
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its in my brain now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you cant take it away from me anymore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
you'll have to kill me
>>237719
anon
get fuckeddd
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
anon why r u so rude
anon
goddammit i was explaining myself
>>237728
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
HAHSKFHASHFASF
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237729
before the 4chan death? like 9
anon
nah like recentlu
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oh
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it deactivates at one point but at its peak it was like 120 users online
anon
::zamn
anon
ack
anon
:flushed:
anon
ts so fye
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
NEGATIVE XP
h
::shimb
anon
i like how people can see how shit i am at typing :3
anon
chicken jocey
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
CHICKEN JOCKEEYYYYYY
>>237750
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play flint and steel
>>237754
anon
shooter is such a cuck now lowk
faye
virgin music
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play flint and steel chicken jocket full song
anon
NO
anon
HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️😌❤️💜😌❤️💜😌❤️ 😘😘😘 #HUG
>>237761>>237763
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13914.png
::chicken_jockey
anon
>>237764
oh thatts gore.... gore of my comfort character :(
anon
My comfort character, Chicken Jockerino...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
13914.png
::chicken_jockey
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237770
me when i was 10
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#check (checked)
anon
Chicken JOCKET
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>237783
anon
.neverskip
anon
.infactrepeatplease
anon
::nevergoon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237783
FLINT AND STEEL
CHICKEN JOCKEY
I AM STEEEEEEEEEVEEEE
I AM PLACING BLOCKS AND SHIT BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING MINECRAFT
>>237787>>237794>>237800
anon
>>237786
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

BE SILENT I DEMAND IT
anon
fent and steal
anon
I demand gridmode
anon
::enderman
anon
Gridmode please
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ENDER PEAAAARL
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
THE NETHEEEEER
anon
>>237794
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>237797
h
i liked when he said mine and craf in the movie
>>237799
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237795
ts bubonic ngl fam
anon
runnin all ova the place, blue in da face, looking like sonic.
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237800
#slop (not an AI image)
anon
ts real art 🥀
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
TS (THIS) IS PEAK🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
h
>>237799
everyone in the theater clapped
anon
salsa on my balls boys!!
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
GREEN BROWNIES
anon
.play scary monsters nice sprites
anon
skril x bladee was tuff icl
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237808
unc listening to skrillex in big 25
anon
>237808

Have yet to listen to it tbh
anon
>>237810
like i was expecting it to be bad or terrible but it was surprisingly good
>>237816
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237814
why were u expecting it to be bad he's a legit good producer
>>237817
anon
>>237816
idk i always knew he was very good at producing but in recent years he's kind of just put out like mainstream popslop
h
you should see skrillex dj its kind of crazymode
anon
.play right in
anon
.play first of the year equinox
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>237823
i'm old gng ngl
anon
>>237819
it's 2010s weird music videos are the norm
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play te voy a hacer mierda counter strike
anon
im young!!! 18 is young!!!
>>237831
vuuv
>>237819
you've never seen it? damn, im old
anon
>237826

no puede ser
anon
the onerepublic one with the crocodile was better
anon
ppl say 18 is washed on the board
>>237834
h
.play digitalism pogo
anon
>>237832
Bro didn't already discover a new branch of science or become a general by 16, it's actually over
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.play summit skrillex
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
SUMMIT WAS THE BEST SONG OF BANGARANG EP IDC
>>237837
anon
>>237838
i will admit i am biased because geometry dash had me like it more
>>237840
anon
geomtetry dash???/
anon
>>237840
my hand hurts if i try playing so i don't anymore

autism was cured
anon
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anon
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anon
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anon
.turboskip
anon
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anon
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anon
unholy
faye
woops
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.keep
faye
did not mean to repy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
MR BEAST IN WORMWATCH IS CRAZY GNG NGL
anon
MR. BEAST
anon
fucks sake skip it
anon
MR. BEAST YES FUCK MR BEAST
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
vuuv
.play halo mjolnir mix
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
is there any new kris lore?
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
noooooo
anon
we love mr beast we love mr beast
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip fuck the beatles
anon
fuck you guys beatles are great
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
fuck beatles
anon
skipchads won
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
faye
.play silence interrupted by a metal pipe dropping
anon
fuck YOU the beatles are amazing
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skipGODs run this baord
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
okay no
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
cmon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
fuck you guys, your taste is shit
anon
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anon## admin
#grid
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
wait no this is peak i swear
anon
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anon## admin
#degrid
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play the room is filled with people that love you
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it gets good at the minute 35
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i swear
vuuv
an album? cmon now
anon## admin
skipping minimum is now 3 votes. was it working, i haven't tested it yet
anon
ts fr 42 mins 💔
anon
.unskip
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
h
looked like it worked, yeah
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
vuuv
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon## admin
cool
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon## admin
oh no maybe i should not have revealed that now it'll be abused
anon
.keep
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
WAIT NO THIS IS PEAK
>>237919
anon
YES
anon
SKIPGODS WIN
anon
CHICKEN JOCKEY
anon
>>237917
it should be a fraction of the connected posters
anon
fuck you guys, you skip the best songs and put this brainrot shit on
>>237927
anon
>>237917
you should make it a proportion of active posters
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
FLINT AND STEEL
faye
it should be a fraction of the users who have posted in the past 15 minutes
anon
flint and steel
anon
has it ever happened that someone plays a full album?
anon
skipcels seething over keepchads
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
THE NETHER
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::the_nether
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
NOOO
anon
ack
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ACKKKK
h
active users / 4 ?
anon
>>237937
shut the FUCK up you brainrotted imbecil
anon
.play steve lava chicken
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
FLINT AND STEEL
>>237943
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>237943
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
I AM STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
anon
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
>>237946
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
I'M PLACING BLOCKS AND SHIT
anon
I.. am STEVE
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING–
>>237951
anon
BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING MINECRAFT
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
MINECRAFTTT
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ENDER PEAAAAAAAAAAAARL
anon
ENDER PEAAAAAARl
anon
vro so chopped
anon
THE NETHEEEEEEEER\
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
THE NETHEEEEEER
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
MIIIIIIIINECRAAAAAAFT THE MOOOOVIE
anon
MINEEEEECRAAAAAFT THE MOOOVIE
anon## admin
>>237931
my first attempt at this site started as a /mu/ altchan called filtered.fm
faye
THE NEEEEEEEEEEETHER
anon
/mu/ is too cancerous and too filled with vitriol for me to like it

fucking /jp/ can make better music than /jp/ and that is kind of sad
>>237973
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ts so tuff gng ngl
anon## admin
in like 2019
faye
i want to skip but its too nostalgic
anon
really? thats cool
anon
we all remember this peak
anon
I loved /mu/ back in its prime
anon
I browsed it a lot in like 2013-2015
anon
skrillex is skipcore
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS SONG IS PEAK
faye
can we have a .keep command to cancel out a skip vote
>>237976
anon
/mu/ is so pretentious
h
mcr got killed so skrillex could walk .......
anon
was 911 worth it for mcr?
anon
/mu/ got /pol/aids at some point
>>237985
anon
>>237973
discussion threads are just shit flinging basically, it's like 3x3 threads on /a/ where if you don't conform to what the mauritanian likes you get assblasted
anon
peak
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
its so sweet skrillex go to that girl's graduation
anon
and became unusable
anon
#poll (invalid poll format)
anon## admin
i figure a /mu/ altchan where you can upload mp3 and wav files and play playlists and such would be good
>>237989
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#poll chat is this real?/yeah/nah
anon
>>237986
#poll question / answer / answer
anon## admin
i was mainly thinking the uploading is for sharing music someone is working on and then the youtube videos are the other things
>>237994
anon
>>237989
aren't there a bunch of sites that let you play whatever google drive vids you want and they never get taken down for copyright shit...
anon
>>237991
allowing file sharing at all is kinda skirting the law anyway, temp files kinda fix that but it's still gray
anon## admin
>>237993
welcome to this website. you can pick a flag in the top right. all typing is live and real-time
anon
Chat should I pay my internet bill, I owe them 200 dollars but I am not giving them a dime
>>238005
faye
>>237976
i mean if we're voting for a skip, it might be a good idea to let people override a skip because sometimes people just spam skip
>>238014
anon
I been to rhis website before did it get rebranded??
>>238007
anon## admin
click person icon in top right to choose a flag
anon
mang i thought there'd be less people today
>>238004
anon
compared to yesterday
anon
last night i mean
anon
>>237997
sounds like their problwem
anon
seem like it a pol server now
anon## admin
>>237999
it's been rebranded like 10 times yeah

glegle.army
brainworm.rodeo
brainworm.surgery
etc.

and we're gonna rebrand again very soon
>>238011
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ts bubonic
anon
Oh ok cool
anon
I'm like
anon
sure I used this website b4
anon
what the new rebrand gonna be dis time
>>238017
anon
but im so unsure
anon
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anon## admin
>>238013
main/default domain will be regular.zone

brainworm.surgery will be revived probably and this thread will turn into that
/lgbt/ will turn into a normal board and lgbtchan.org will load it probably

>>238018
yeah
>>238020
anon
brainworm.surgery still redirects to right here hehhe
>>238017
anon
based
anon
>>238019
thank you for this ifnormation
anon## admin
>>238020
i make $0 from this site (or uhh one person donated $30 i guess)

>>238025
i would absolutely love to work on this site full time but i doubt it'll be possible unless....we get tons of users and sell some service or something

so yes i have a full-time job but i work from home. i have my work laptop next to my personal laptop right now
anon
ya clearly but it seems like a lot of work
>>238024
vuuv
.play manning fireworks
anon
whats the crypto dono addy
>>238032
anon
.play Minecraft Movie (Full Movie) (123movies) (not Clickbait) *REAL*
anon
nooo play the work print that's way better

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