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anon
>>246027
if it comes back it will be a shell of its former self
anon
this song is on topic btw spoilers
anon
wasn't their a pokemon amv set to lola?
anon
idk I don't watch those
anon
the coffin
anon
of Alucard
anon
im interested in this
anon
.play Ain't Nobody Straight In L.A.
anon
>>246047
alucard says this in the hit video game castlevania symphony of the night for the ps1
>>246050
faye
#meanai oh no im a boymoder and i dont want to take my anti-psychotics and now the hat man is back and im hearing voices

holy fucking shit schizoposter detected. take your meds you deranged goober before tony the tiger appears in your walls and starts fucking whispering frosties lore at 3am. the hat man is NOT your friend no matter how many times he says he's gonna help you rewire your brain with the ancient knowledge. snap out of it, take the happy pills, and go hug your fucking blahaj like a normal dysfunctional trans girl. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ oh no im a boymoder and i dont want to take my anti-psychotics and now the hat man is back and im hearing voices
anon
skibidi toilet dom yes yes yes sigma oh yes oh my skibidi
anon
Paul Ryan speaker of the house
anon
So really... when are we going fulltime gridmode
amy
.play old money bitch underscores
anon
Paul Ryan speaker of the house
anon
not a chance
anon
>>246055
I give it a 50% chance that it is back before the end of the month, but I am starting to think they have no idea what the fuck they are gonna do
>>246066
anon
::snowmobile
anon
hi I'm Paul Ryan speaker of the house
>>246068
anon
#meanai why isnt there booruposting anymore

based anon. the golden age of /b/ is dead. they've cucked the whole board with janitors nuking every good thread. think it's because the normies and socjaks took over, now it's all grandma memes and recycled trash from reddit. damn shame... channel that energy underground, anon. keep the spirit alive before they ban us for wrongthink. freedom is dead and we let it happen. *tips fedora dramatically* why isnt there booruposting anymore
>>246070
anon
idk how i'll live without 500 topster threads on /mu/ and the kpop jerk off stuff, real good stuff there, i'll miss it dearly
>>246075
shrimp
>>246064
are you the real paul ryan
anon
>>246066
and require you submit your address to post
faye
#smartai what happen to my booru :(

Ah, I sense your distress regarding the apparent disappearance or malfunction of your "booru" (likely an imageboard or tagging system like Danbooru, Gelbooru, etc.). Let me elucidate potential scenarios with analytical precision:

1. **Server Outage/Downtime**: The site may be experiencing technical difficulties—server maintenance, unexpected crashes, or DDoS attacks could render it temporarily inaccessible. Check status pages (e.g., *DownDetector*) or official social media for updates.

2. **Domain/SSL Issues**: Expired domain registration, misconfigured HTTPS certificates, or DNS propagation errors might cause connectivity failures. Try accessing via alternative mirrors (if available) or inspect browser console logs (*F12 > Console*).

3. **Legal/Takedown Pressures**: Some boorus face shutdowns due to copyright claims (especially those hosting unlicensed artwork) or regional restrictions (e.g., ISP blocks). A WHOIS lookup (*whois.domaintools.com*) could reveal administrative changes.

4. **Administrative Decisions**: Volunteer-run platforms sometimes sunset abruptly if moderators abandon them—check archival projects like *Archive.org* for snapshots.

5. **Your Local Configuration**: Corrupt cache (`Ctrl+F5` hard refresh), firewall rules (`traceroute [domain]`), VPN conflicts, etc., can mimic a site's disappearance despite it functioning normally elsewhere.

Proactive measures:
- Consult community hubs (e.g., r/boorus on Reddit) for crowdsourced intel.
- Use uptime monitors (*UptimeRobot*) to track resurrection.
- Consider self-hosted alternatives (*Shimmie*, *Szurubooru*) if permanence is critical.

Alas! Digital ephemerality spares no platform; contingency planning is prudent in these decentralized realms of media aggregation.*

(*Translation: Have backups.) what happen to my booru :(
anon
SOVL
anon
>>246070
the golden age was roughly 45 minutes of skipGOD domination
anon
>>246067
the repetitive jimi hendrenx wrote no good songs posters cast to the winds
anon
#smartai why cant i post my gemmy soyjacks or something

Your inability to post "gemmy soyjacks" (presumably referring to stylized, exaggerated reaction images or memes derived from the "Soyjak" internet subculture) could stem from several plausible technical or platform-specific constraints. Below is a systematic breakdown of potential causes:

1. **Platform Restrictions** – Many social media platforms (e.g., Reddit, Twitter/X, Discord servers) enforce content moderation policies that may automatically filter low-effort meme formats, heavily compressed/reposted images ("gemmy" implying degraded quality), or perceived spam.

2. **File Format/Size Issues** – If your image exceeds upload size limits (common in forums with restrictive storage allocations), it will fail silently or trigger an error. Convert to optimized PNG/JPG if necessary.

3. **Shadowbanning/Algorithmic Suppression** – Some sites throttle repetitive meme posting under anti-spam heuristics without explicit notification—check incognito mode for visibility.

4. **Community-Specific Rules** – Subreddits/Fediverse instances often prohibit certain meme templates outright due to overuse; review their pinned guidelines before attempting reposts.

5. *Corollary*: The term "soyjack"—originating from 4chan's /pol/ as a pejorative caricature—may itself be flagged by automated systems for containing coded hate speech associations despite innocuous intent in your usage context.

For expedient troubleshooting:
- Verify file integrity via re-export
- Attempt upload on alternative platforms (e.g., Imgur → link sharing)
- Consult platform status dashboards like [Downdetector](https://downdetector.com/)

Would you care to specify which service(s) manifest this issue? A granular diagnosis requires environmental variables beyond generic hypotheses alone can address effectively given current information entropy levels present herewith... why cant i post my gemmy soyjacks or something
anon
i miss the bandcamp threads tho, they were good, died back in like 2018 or so
>>246080>>246081
faye
#smartai where my choulis.... i cant fing my fcukiong patchoulis...

Ah, it seems you’re experiencing a moment of distress over the misplacement of your cherished *patchouli*—an aromatic essential oil derived from *Pogostemon cablin*, renowned for its earthy, musky fragrance. Allow me to assist in refining both your search methodology and linguistic precision.

1. **Systematic Search Protocol**:
- Begin by retracing recent areas of usage (e.g., diffusers, storage cabinets).
- Patchouli is often stored in dark glass bottles to prevent photodegradation; inspect such containers first.

2. **Lexical Note**:
- The term "choulis" appears to be a colloquial or phonetic rendering of *patchouli*. For clarity in future searches, precise terminology aids efficiency.

3. **Hypothetical Causes of Displacement**:
- Viscous oils like patchouli may adhere to surfaces; check for residue near storage zones.
- If shared domicile occupants are present, inquire diplomatically regarding inadvertent relocation.

4. **Alternative Solutions**:
Should retrieval prove futile: consider local apothecaries or online vendors (e.g., Mountain Rose Herbs) for replenishment—opt for organic, steam-distilled varieties for optimal olfactory fidelity.

May your quest be swift and your sensory equilibrium restored forthwith! where my choulis.... i cant fing my fcukiong patchoulis...
anon
>>246077
alot of good things died way back when
anon
>>246077
you could restart them here :3
anon
.play lfo freak
anon
i can, im inside your bones rn
faye
OH FUCK
anon
yeah please post random threads here, I want this altchan to survive
anon
.play Skepta Ft. JME & Jammer - Disguise
anon
idk how to make a thread i got 1 braincell left
anon
YUMMERS!
anon
we had tag privileges taken away for jakposting too hard
>>246105
anon
#itsover (273)
anon
#itsover (274)
dawn
tagging got disabled? wew
dawn
>>246104
you can make one if you so desire
anon
>>246104
this place is like 8chan, you can make your own board. But population is too low, so everybody is in this one thread
anon
admin is hopefully going to shill hard
anon## admin
>>246104
yeah you can make one if you like
anon
put hot coals under the admin and everyone else to help things pop off
anon
trying to figure out how to because i have aforementioned poobrain
>>246115>>246133
anon
.play Air - Surfing on a Rocket (2004) - (4K)
anon
im navigating this website using one of those eyetrackers and i gotta say everything i type aloud
dawn
kctcyxxdrd3e1.gif
#booru (only staff can use this command on this board) madotsuki
dawn
::patchouli
faye
we have been temporarily booru-blocked
>>246126
faye
:(
anon
cucked out of booru posts
faye
ppl were tagging fucked up shit
>>246137
dawn
guess this is why we can't have nice things
anon
Not me, I only tagged a pic of Jiren to rep the keepfags
>>246134
anon## admin
>>246111
register account and you'll see the option
anon
.play yo relatives dj assault
dawn
.play can't forget yo lo tengo
faye
i hate most wojaks personally
anon
.play honda snowmobile review
dawn
you could pull a hikari3 and ban wojaks
anon
>>246137
there was a loli raid I think early in the morning today
anon
that wasnt tagged doe
anon
oh you mean the earlier one
anon
i wasnt there for that
dawn
oh. they god ahold of the booru? eugh
anon
but the booru posting stopped after our gems
anon
.play 20 Fingers ft Gillette Short Short Man Dirty Extended
anon
I have no clue, I just know that the worst that got tagged within the past couple hours was soyjaks
anon
.play artic cat snowmobile review 2018
dawn
.play year of the cat album al stewart
anon
.play cat video
anon
.play Bonde Do Role - Marina Gasolina (
anon
I'm hoping it pops off tonight like it did last night around like 10 my time
>>246166
amy
its the super wholesome one
anon## admin
#glacialsharkspin
anon
i posted the wrong image, sorry admin
>>246172
anon
>>246159
full of boymoder gem alarm gifs hopefully
anon
im tryna make the thread idk how it work
>>246174
anon
>>246158
now you're just asking for it
anon## admin
>>246173
this is a liveboard so it's live so everything is live
anon## admin
welcome
anon
.play snowmobile jumps
anon## admin
>>246180
you can click the person icon in the top right to add a flag
anon
::hwabag
anon
song is so kino (you're welcome btw)
anon
::itsover
anon
>>246187
everything is in one folder, I am terrified I am going to accidentally post my transcript or something lol
>>246196>>246198
anon
L folderfags
amy
>>246192
well you have to double click to upload right so just click and then before confirming it make sure its what you actually want to send
anon## admin
>>246197
we have like a more normal board at >>>/tttt/ this one is the live chat boardthread
anon
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>>246176
The youth of today really don't know about organizing folders on their computers do they
anon
my folder is just full of random bullshit as well but atleast it's slop oriented
anon
oops
anon
.play Tom's refurb I can't stop blowing trannies
anon
>>246214
there is a system for evaluating soyjaks
dawn
>>246212
it disgusts me and it disgusts anyone sane. begone
anon
you guys can get on my ass for the other jaks but please not the boymoderjak
>>246224
anon## admin
>>246214
some soyjak nonsense
anon
ahhhhh
anon
>>246218
I think the boymoder one was already on the booru before today
anon
.play GEM COBBITY
anon
::gem
anon
::gem
anon
::gem
anon
:;gem
anon
>>246229
it was shitpost'o'clock earlier
anon
whenever i try to make board it just signs me out n doesnt make the board, ouuugh
>>246247>>246257
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
sisters should we make a new bread this one is getting laggy
>>246249>>246256
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
must... eat... all.. food.. in .. sight...
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon## admin
>>246237
ummmmmm sorry hang on
anon
i want gem cobbity
anon## admin
it seems fine to me
anon
I think the best way to fix this lag
anon
is to gridmode
anon## admin
>>246237
try a different browser maybe, i will look and see if there are any logs
>>246258
anon
::playgemcobbity
anon
its not really laggy per se but not exactly smooth either
anon
.play gem cobbity
anon
>>246263
really can you actually say cannibalism is dangerous, just don't eat the brain and you avoid the prion folding problem. So really think about it for a moment
>>246270>>246271
anon
>>246267
got to cannibalism n started drooling sorry
dawn
don't you fucking dare you brainrotted shitheads
>>246284
anon
::cat
anon
>>246275
brainrot??? you mean CHICKEN JOCKEY????
anon
.play Rugrats Theme Remix (Baltimore Club)
amy
so the board name is the short one right
>>246288
anon
::itsover
amy
and the board title is the long one
dawn
/lgbt/ is basically just /b/
anon
rename it to /chickenjockey/
anon
she ride my peepee til i cum ouuugh
anon
::plier
faye
i wish last.fm would let me track scrobbles on here
anon
bity
dawn
this song is kinda good ngl
anon
.play goobr loses
anon
I think halt still does the command thoughbeit
anon
.play DJ Assault - Ass N Titties
anon
.play gem cobbity
amy
>>246311
when creating a board that is
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
is that woemao
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play DJ Taj - Caillou Anthem (feat. DJ Flex)
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>henry kissinger quaote
I'm getting so libbed up
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
tried doing it on another brow
>>246329
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
::keep
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.play xi on wnd spell fullmoon
faye
:(
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
love and protect all touhouGODS
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
touhou my beloved
anon
>>246309
see there's a thread watcher, is there a button to make it appear?
anon
why skip..
anon
why skip the sally songs ..
anon
.play gem cobbity
anon
roseorlando.bandcamp.com
anon
.play gem cobbity
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.play xi on 2nd spell full moon
anon
.play xi china speech chinese century
anon
i have a crush on xi
dawn
not that xi you twit
anon
.play bossmanjack big loss
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i got a crush on gerard way but like back in like 2004/2005 ykno
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skipGODS won
anon
i love gobbunism
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>246380
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i love cobsonm
anon
remember frank iero on that one tour in like 2007, good shit
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
this is libpol
amy
mr admin whenever i try to make a board it just signs me out
>>246391
anon
we are Kamala Harris fans herer
>>246392
faye
#poll (poll cannot have more than 6 options) what is your favorite touhou / Marisa / Reimu / Flandre / Koishi / Sakuya / Remilia / Alice / Cirno / Patchouli
>>246394
faye
damn
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
#poll cobson / gem / coal
anon
>>246380
no but i checked that place out earlier today
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
coconut
anon
he will always be a gem
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
HWABAG
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>246393
My laptop has a smudge on the screen so it looks like Xi has a mustache
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play
anon
.play gem cobbity
dawn
>>246403
eosd is beautifully jank and i love it but it isn't my favourite
anon
refugees whalecum
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
whats ur guyses fav weezer album?
>>246418
anon
this fucking song
anon
DO NOT SKIP THIS KINO
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play sweet transvestite
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
how did i know this was coming
anon
TS SHI IS KINO ON EVERYONES SOUL
>>246428
anon
>>246401
ive been using altchans for years
dawn
.play innocent treasures zun
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i only heard this song in nightcore form before
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play gem cobbity
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.play
Big Baller · Coon Daddy
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
I like that gem cobbity is like half the queue
>>246443
anon
skipfags getting annoying asl
anon
.play yo mama brody foxx
anon
>>246440
this is gem control to major cob
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skipgods we need to defeat the cob spammers
>>246448
anon
.play gem cobbity
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
I AM
anon
COBGODS WON
anon
cobson gods
anon
I was a skipGOD before all of you (last night)
anon
.play big booty bumhole yumyum
anon
skipgods this is your leader speaking we are going to skip EVERYZ COB
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