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rules1. you must be 18+ to use this site 2. no NSFW/gore 3. no bigotry 4. if staff don't like your post they may delete it or ban you
anon
the next one is my favorite of his. it was used in one of lynchs movies i forgot the name of
>>247335
dawn
.play days turj a gundam
anon
soyjaks are bannable now :(
dawn
.play days turn a gundam
gray (mobile)
.play japanese pokemon opening
>>247342
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
hiiiii tacticalcoolguyy
tuna
hey admin are you there?
anon
>>247339
david lynches most nu metal movie
anon
i really love mulholland drive
>>247352
anon
>>247350
ive yet to watch that one but i hear its basically the same formula right
>>247360
anon
geg
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
sorry faye
anon
brutal twinkdeath
Tacticalcoolguy
i dont like pokemon at all but this song is good
anon
who the hell skipped im deranged
>>247372
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
latinxGODS won
anon
>>247368
its not skipped we just havent got there yet
faye
.play patchouli theme nightcore remix
anon
.play bowie deranged
anon
skipgods yiuve lost my respect
>>247378
dawn
.play the place where he inserted the blade
anon
.play estradiohead - gender police
anon
>>247375
skipGODs are deranged. we have no idea what we are doing, we simply skip
>>247379
anon
>>247379
yesterday the rule was changed on skipping to make it way easier because so many people were just lurking in the thread making skips impossible
>>247396
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
so now it is insanely easy to skip
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skiperald
h
lesbian song
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
oh daioh time
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
tuna
you know i feel like its better to make it impossible to skip
dawn
you fuckers don't skip azumanga
>>247401
Tacticalcoolguy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
this song is mid
anon
>>247396
idk ask the admin, I think he said like 4 years, I just got here
anon
the bass on this fuuuuuucks omg
anon
WE are skipping azumanga
faye
azumanga daioh more like azumanga dumb-oh
>>247411
anon
.play know your enemy ratm
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>247406
tuna
somebody tell the admin to copy heyuri rule 8
>>247419
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
no one cares about your vods
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
joel
Tacticalcoolguy
joel is good
anon
>>247415
nutrooncacas won or something
anon
>>247405
the pop is too small to come down that hard, I think that's why the hesitancy around full bans on jak posts
>>247428
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
tuna
>>247419
fuck it, quality over quantity
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
you know when u go to ur friends place to hangout n they invite their other friend but they keep making u all watch rlly long videos
>>247443>>247445
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
YOOOO EMO BOYS KISSING FUCK YES
>>247449
gray (mobile)
.play rick astley never gonna give you up
anon
yesss
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
I SHOULD BE THE ONLY USER ALLOWED TO SKIP BV IM A VHAD
tuna
soyposters should get banned irl–
>>247460
anon
PEAK!!!
anon
>>247474
no wojaks or pepes, no zoomer or boomer, no numemes basically
faye
i love women but i have a soft spot for emo boys
>>247472
anon
hes so pretty wtf
anon
soypissers should be banned ou algo
faye
probably because they look like girls
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
i love most men really
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
and i hate most men
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
we already listened to this lol
tuna
The following content is not in line with site culture, and will be promptly deleted;

Wojack & Pepe or any variation thereof
*oomer memes (zoomer, boomer, coomer)
Buzzwords like "seethe", "cope", "dilate", "janny", "based/cringe", shortening words with apostrophe (e.g. 'yuri instead of heyuri) and the like.
Posts intended to annoy or enrage other users without even having the decency to provide LOLs, including needlessly angry/argumentative posts ー most of "nu-4chan" kind of posts fall under this point.
"Greentext stories" or any misuse of the quoting feature.
>>247474
>>247494>>247482
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
um
anon
cobGOD win o algo
gray (mobile)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
sorry bowiegods we already seen that one
dawn
fuxk is this, /jp/?
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
YEAAAAAHHHH
faye
based is good though
tuna
heyuri has the best ruleset out of any altchan
anon
bowieGODs
anon
we kissing emo boys to this one
dawn
ch ch ch chaaaaaaaanges
anon
>>247476
>sounds like a bunch of stiffs
Tacticalcoolguy
i might have to post something gay becuase the atf might shoot me for not doing it
>>247505>>247508
Tacticalcoolguy
i swear its not for the sake of being gay its for the sake of surviving
anon
#emoboys
dawn
>>247503
you need an sbr or an illegal buttstock for that
anon
nusois are progressive
anon
we shouldn't have heyuri rule 8, purely because we should have to #blur instead
anon
post more militarypls
anon
>>247513
their not very emo but its alright
anon
>>247513
not a drop of black eyeliner in sight, awful
Tacticalcoolguy
>>247513
that ussr soldier needs to learn consent btw
Tacticalcoolguy
now the atf agent is gone
anon
wormies are anti-soi
anon
>>247531
this is a hate crime o algo
anon
this is a wholesome board
anon
>>247543
i think i accide3ntally just guaranteed pissing real teens off with that one
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
>>247551
it still has the same hatred as the other ones though
>>247558
anon
>>247549
yes blurfags are just heartless
dawn
perfect song for this board ostg
anon
>>247543
this ones kinda cute, shes happy
anon
you can post trans jaks if they are cute and wholesome
>>247560
faye
man i love cats on mars
anon
thought this song was from warioware diy
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
do you just get these from soybooru or what
>>247576
anon
blurGODs... I kneel
anon
we should have an opposite to blur that adds like a godly aura to the post
>>247582
anon
we just like jaks
anon
I think blur and freeze and et cetera make it easier to deal with low volume spam
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
>>247590
blah blah die
amy
whats wrong with the jaks
anon
#freeze
amy
they never hurt anyone
anon
blur and freeze o algo
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
yoko kanno my beloved
>>247614
tuna
all imageboards that dont implement heyuri rule 8 or something similar are doomed to get sharteed or become /pol/
>>247618
faye
.play beautiful princess disorder milkypossum
Tacticalcoolguy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i'd have a nice passionate makeout session to this with an emo boy
faye
.play VANISH/DOOM ada rook
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
tuna
>>247624
The following content is not in line with site culture, and will be promptly deleted;

Wojack & Pepe or any variation thereof
*oomer memes (zoomer, boomer, coomer)
Buzzwords like "seethe", "cope", "dilate", "janny", "based/cringe", shortening words with apostrophe (e.g. 'yuri instead of heyuri) and the like.
Posts intended to annoy or enrage other users without even having the decency to provide LOLs, including needlessly angry/argumentative posts ー most of "nu-4chan" kind of posts fall under this point.
"Greentext stories" or any misuse of the quoting feature.
>>247637>>247639>>247641
anon
>>247629
I think tacticool posted that
Tacticalcoolguy
>>247628
#refute

oh wow, what a blisteringly original take. let me guess—you think having to listen to *other people's music tastes* is some grand injustice inflicted upon you by an uncaring world. how *dare* people enjoy things you don’t, right? the *audacity* of a platform designed for shared listening experiences actually, you know, *sharing* content. truly, we should all exclusively auto-skip to your pristine, god-tier musical selections instead.

first off: if you’re **this** mad about the concept of curation—or, heaven forbid, others enjoying something—you might be trapped in a personality black hole where your individuality is measured purely by how loudly you complain about minor inconveniences. congrats. the skip button exists. use it and move on. better yet, maybe don’t subject others to your failure to grasp basic communal media dynamics.

second: “retards”? really? the only thing more pathetic than whining about having to press *skip* once in a while is unironically using slurs like it’s 2007. grow up or get better material.

third: if 10 whole minutes of *not-your-thing* is enough to send you into a fragile spiral, have you considered that user-generated platforms might not be for you? might i suggest a carefully cultivated mp3 folder? or silence. silence is nice too.

so yes—your song got skipped. cry harder, or make better music. either works.
anon
>>247635
#write a story about heyuri rule 8 creating a draconian society

in the shadowed city of neonorpheus, the dictator HEYURI RULE 8 carved doctrine into the flesh of the populace. block by block, machine-mind enforcers patrolled, neural jacks burrowed deep into skulls, feeding compliance directly into synapses. dissent flickered—only briefly—before getting erased in synaptic blinks. every citizen’s thought, every whisper, processed through HEYURI’s monolithic mainframe, adjusted for ideological purity. action was obsolete; what remained was procession. the streets hummed with silent obedience. minds merged, hands moved, nothing changed. resistance was deleted before it could be conceived. there was no revolution. only HEYURI RULE 8, and the taut, wire-strung silence of a world stripped of divergence so completely even the idea of rebellion had been forgotten.

(you will wake up now. you will remember none of this.) a story about heyuri rule 8 creating a draconian society
Tacticalcoolguy
#manmaderefute
anon
#ai why should soyjaks be allowed here

soyjaks should be allowed because theyre funny and trying to ban them is just annoying. let pixels be pixels. why should soyjaks be allowed here
>>247645
anon
the new mcr deliuxe version is cool cos u get to see frank kiss gerard in super HD
anon
i should make /emoboys/ thatd be peak
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
tuna
truth is that places turning into a sharty or /pol/ colony are boring as fuck
anon
stop using ai girliez
anon
this song is lovely, thanks to whoever posted it
>>247663
tuna
its all the same shit
tuna
how do you people not get bored of it
>>247660
faye
tuna is a fed
faye
im sorry
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.play aor plant turn a gundam
tuna
people that cheer for sharty or pol shit are feds given that at least pol is known to be a mossad and cia operation
dawn
.play air plant turn a gundam
anon
>>247667
why she wearing joker persona 5 mask
anon
.play playing piano to a elephant
Tacticalcoolguy
i dont watch mlp but i do remember watching this
Tacticalcoolguy
iim not a bronie
gray (mobile)
i didn't know the sharty even has their own anime girl thing
amy
.play minecraft lets play episode 1
anon
.skip ALL anime
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
I only recently learned she is based on the soylent bottle
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
anime is EVIL
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
Tacticalcoolguy
>>247706
i do not like men kissing
anon
played the same song again award
>>247707
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
>>247710
phoneposting is hard please understand
anon
haha
anon
:fail
Tacticalcoolguy
i dont like pokemon but this is a good song
anon
.play artic cat 2019 snowmobile review
anon
anime hater gods i have to admit thiskind of goes hard
Tacticalcoolguy
>>247718
i dont like males kissing i do not find it attractive
>>247728
anon
.play snowmobile jumps
anon
.play windows96 enchanted
Tacticalcoolguy
>>247728
its okay i guess
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