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'bileGODS
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mods bring back booru so I can do ::snowmobile
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we need booru for glegle posts
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>>249407
mods bring back booru so i can do ::snowmobilecuck
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aryanime...
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.play evangelion song dance
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but also we will probably just spam soyjaks again
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agpcels will lose
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AGPGODS
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NAS doe
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#paradox (if all truths are knowable, then all truths must in fact be known)
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.play Ukrainian cruel angel
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#yeah
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#write a story about snowmobile love

down in deepwood, the snow never stopped. just a endless sheet of white screaming under streetlights. hank was a snowmobile junkie with a busted-up polaris, rebuilt seven times over but still fighting. the machine had no name, but hank loved it like his own idiot heart, greasing its track while his breath fogged the hazy garage light.

one night slaloming blind through thinning trees, he saw her at the frozen lake’s edge—another polaris, blood-red, half buried in fresh drift. rider nowhere. hank circled back running too hot, too reckless, until his skis nearly clipped the exposed chrome. killswitch, dismount. he dug.

out came elise shivering, breath sharp as shattered glass. "almost clipped me."
"wasn’t trying."
"they never do."

her sled was sick—carbon-fiber skids, twin pipes ghosting heat into the air like something alive. her mitts skimmed the handlebars raw with knucklegrip. when she twisted the throttle, hank imagined the sound his own polaris would make split open underneath her wrench.

they rode until dawn. city men by day, frontier ghosts by dark, spitting slush in each others’ tracks, gunning engines where the treeline frayed like worn-out wire. their machines knew each other better than they ever would—dinged and patched and humming hot beneath them, always side by side on the long ride home. love wasn’t soft here. it was 9000 rpms chasing the same vanishing point.

then the avalanche took her.

they never touched off-sled. first rule of the frozen wild—don’t stop moving. her body wasn’t recovered. but three weeks later in his garage, hank found the ghost smear of her mitt on his polaris’ seat. when he keyed the ignition, something in the engine laughed wild as a blizzard howl.

ghosts don’t ride half-throttle.

he gassed it.
a story about snowmobile love
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number 15...
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Burger King Foot Lettuce
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.play military snowmobile corps
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that's US
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.play the drink (cup)
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spelll icup
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.play jesus dance evangelion
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whittle down the cue
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there is a 90% chance the lord of war will get skipped by accident
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dont skip the lord of war final scene
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>>249487
unless it is skipGOD himself
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skipGODS love p4g
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skipGOD is in the lord of war final scnee
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skipsissies love lord of war
>>249497
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>>249504
skipgods vs keepgods vs mallgods vs incestgods vs [blank]gods
>>249514
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::snowmobile
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works for me
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::nice
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WTF
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ANON IS A MOD
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basically... we have schizophrenia
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.play nasty fart rip
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and imagine these people
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callled skipGODs and keepGODs
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then spam soyjaks in secret
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>>249523
#replace make this the letter h
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while you aren't looking
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.play snowmobile jumping awesomne
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the lord of war scene is a keepGOD scene
>>249542
Tacticalcoolguy
what themsong should skipGOD have
>>249548
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.play Mystery girl destroys school bathroom
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#skip (use .skip)
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.play snowmobile skipping compilation
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.play snowmobile water skipping challenge
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.play tcoaal
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.play skip rope
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.play snowmobile ditch riding
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.play skip
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tacticalTRAILERPARKBOYS
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.play oreimo
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::coal
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tacticalTRAILERPARKBOYS
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ackkkk why did buroo get removed
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DONT SKIP
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skipGOD!
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skipGODSSSSS
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SHOW NO MERCY
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skipGODs... mercy... I kneel
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anyone know how to make a poll
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.play skipper
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#poll (only staff can use this command on this board)
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.play skipjack
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rip
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.play scuba diving oil rig
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.play exploring abandoned mine
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.play skippey commercial
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.play how to grow potatoes in contatiners
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.play classic skippy commercial
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they've taken our polls, they've taken the booru, they won't allow gem cobbity
>>249621
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i guess i'll have to do it the hard way
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.play coal mine
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.play coal miners
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.play exploring abandoned coal mine
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.play coal making
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the master plan worked
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coal award
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people are filtering into new threads
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#poll (only staff can use this command on this board) yeah /snowmobile/skip/coal/gem
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#polls dont work snowcuck
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#poll snowmobile/snow/mobile
>>249644
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.play fievel goes west scene
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vote snow
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.play collecting gems
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.play gem collection
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.play cutting gem
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.play top gems
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.play gem
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.play the jems opening cartoon
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secret jakposting
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shartys do you think our board features are cool
>>249672
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snowmobileGODS
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.play sean connery slap
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m going to dub ove the lord of war with keepgod and skip god
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any big text enjoyers?
>>249693
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I want big text
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
just came back, i took a shower
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 15px;
anon## global mod
big :)
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big
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big !
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now I can see it
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#big test
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woah i wasnt paying attention did lord of war have some kind of real moral
>>249715
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aw man
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>>249710
yes, you should always spam skip
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.play revving snowmobile
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.play snowmobile water skipping through stream
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keepGODs HOLD
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.plays snowmobile sexy
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CHICKEMN JARTY
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.play snowmobile water skipping under bridge
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CHICKEN JOCKEY
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.play small snowmobile
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kms
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#poll font size/bigger/good/smaller(normal)
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#cleartheme
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Normal because the livepost can be abused
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.keep
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GEMERALD
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
oh my god why are the soyteens back
>>249765
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with the a spam trick
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lol
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anon## global mod
#cleartheme
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.play ren x akechi yaoi
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gem
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>falseflaggot soysharters pretending to be skipGODS
>>249817
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stop blurring soyjak posters
Tacticalcoolguy
skipGOD or keepGOD, which way modern man
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do you not know how much i love soyteens
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no skipGOD dares to skip this one
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#fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) #fish #fish #fish #fish
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AHHH
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FISH
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
FISH
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FISH
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RUN
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RUN
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::hwabag
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::hwabag
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fish FISH
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.play fish
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.play snowmobile fishing
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#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
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whoever put on deep breath deepbreath is a GOD
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#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
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omfg fish
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AHHHH
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
i love fishe
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fishGOD I yield
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fishe
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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#dansen
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#catbounce /ᐠᓀ ﻌ ᓂマ
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