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anon
anon likes saying the N word..
anon
which anon
anon
hm i wonder
anon
hmm
anon
HMMMMM
anon
I don't know who's who
anon
Hmmm.... How can we help?
anon
I like vermin more than wojacks
anon
rats are so cute
anon
true !
anon
::rat
anon
>>253262
I saw you
anon
I saw it too
anon
I didn't see anything
anon
vermin would never do this, vermin is better than that
anon
>>253269
#hold
anon
#freeze
anon
like a child that screams "penis" and laughs in mi
>>253275
anon
PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
anon
>>253278
#hold
anon
>>253278
#freeze
anon
CAUGHT
tuna
hey guys wanna watch a movie
tuna
I know a movie on youtube
anon
Why doesn't #hold work anymore?
anon
peen ween
anon
bro
anon
I almost thought I'd get banned for saying peen
anon
penis haha
anon
peeny weeny
anon
ok now I'm the one who says it and laughs, that's a little embarrassing
anon
peni
anon
peni?
anon
penitagram
anon
wow
anon
I transheart penis
anon
ooh I remember this show it was very silly
anon
I like the drawing of the fox anthro, I wonder who it is
anon
just play muslimgauze music i sqear to god
tuna
hey guys wanna watch a movie
anon
I can't, I need to go to sleep because it's 8 am
>>253333
tuna
T_T
anon
eow you guys are sleep deprived huh
>>253336
anon
I don't feel tired, I just feel a headache coming on and then when I lay down, I'll immediately feel tired but then not be able to sleep immediately argh
anon
the sorting algorithm sample
anon
I have to stay up doing uni work anyways I'm just multitasking
tuna
you guys know that no-sleep shit is killing yous right
>>253345
anon
though I would probably be done quite a while ago if I wasn't multitasking
anon
my sleep schedule used to be abysmal (3-5 hours) but now i sleep around 7-ish hours
>>253352
anon
I can only sleep well with a healthy schedule if I'm not on a screen of some device all night but how would I even do that in 2025, who can do it?
tuna
>>253345
i mean we all die in the end but why not take as much care as possible so as to die with some dignity at least
>>253355
anon
>>253344
trvth
tuna
like I dont wanna be a cripplemaxxed old man
anon
>>253343
it went for half a decade till i moved to a new house
anon
I would just stay up playing video games or watching anime or staring at the ceiling anyway
anon
>>253347
idk
But my sleep being 4 hours max usually is not intentional at all
>>253357
tuna
>>253355
damn, I hope that at some point you can fix that shit, as in, I hope your circumstances change
>>253365
anon
wow 4 max... 4 hours is my minimum after which I call in sick because I can afford to... I feel bad for anyone who can't...
anon
>>253357
It'll take alot of work but ill hope some day :`)
anon
it sucks but whatever
anon
I don't have a job, I meant sick for sth that isn't a job
tuna
>>253368
youre making your boss money, youre being exploited
anon
>>253369
working as an irl janny is better than working at a real job
anon
I love being exploited !!! x)
anon
I wish I had a job that paid me money
>>253376
anon
>>253375
unban snowmobiles pls ms janny
tuna
I wish none of you was forced to sleep 4 hours a day due to circumstances
tuna
>>253377
its not a choice, its a threat
tuna
work or starve
anon
if it were up to me id sleep
forever
>>253387
tuna
if a guy points a gun to your head, youre not choosing to do what he says or get killed, youre being threatened, coerced
anon
thievery corporation lol
nonners
i see this site was posted on leftypol, will be unusable in a few days as retarded tankies flood in, was good while it lasted tho
>>253408>>253395
anon
nobody uses leftypol
anon
I used leftypol a little, I made like 4 posts
anon
>>253389
i think atm is mostly soyjak party and 4chan refugees
anon
we should advertise this site to the shardee
anon
I just want to hang out with frens for an eternity and fuck up my body :`)
>>253399
anon
>>253397
same except for the body thing
anon
I want an unupfuckable body so I don't have to worry about it or feel any pains
>>253409
anon
I kinda like feeling pain
maybe a bit much
tuna
>>253400
lol i like that too
tuna
theres a bit of performance element too
anon
8 hours of sleep a day who am I yoshikage kira
tuna
YOU WILL SLEEP 8 HOURS A DAY, YOU WILL NOT BE EXPLOITED BY A BOSS, YOU WILL HAVE A FREE HOME AND FREE HEALTHCARE
anon
liberalism is my savior
anon
unup?
anon
we are all , , , go oto bed
>>253425
anon
oh no, someone is coming, they will know i was up all night, I'd better pretend to sleep
tuna
>>253416
theres a difference between "no work no eat" and a system of leeches making YOU do all the work
anon
how do i train crafting in osrs as an ironman :)
anon
>>253427
posting on libpol mostly but I also have a uni work assignment too I guess
>>253433
anon
do ur schoolwork
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
#write a paper about the krebs cycle

**the krebs cycle: a brief overview**

the krebs cycle, also called the citric acid cycle or tca cycle, is a key part of cellular respiration. it happens in mitochondria and breaks down acetyl-coa to make atp, nadh, and fadh2.

**steps of the cycle:**
1. **citrate formation** – acetyl-coa combines with oxaloacetate to form citrate.
2. **isomerization** – citrate turns into isocitrate.
3. **first oxidation** – isocitrate loses co2, makes α-ketoglutarate and nadh.
4. **second oxidation** – α-kg loses another co2, makes succinyl-coa and nadh.
5. **substrate-level phosphorylation** – succinyl-coa makes gtp (like atp) and succinate.
6. **more oxidations** – succinate turns into fumarate (makes fadh2), then malate, and finally back to oxaloacetate (makes another nadh).

**why it matters:**
- makes energy carriers (nadh, fadh2) for the electron transport chain.
- generates co2 as waste.
- provides intermediates for making amino acids and other molecules.

without the krebs cycle, cells wouldn’t get enough energy from glucose.

*(note: just a quick overview, not a full formal paper—adjust as needed.)*
a paper about the krebs cycle
>>253443
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
go to sleep
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>253444
we can proofread it for you
anon
#write on libpol.org

nice try fed.
about the magic power of #write on libpol.org

no clue what libpol.org is, but if you're asking about writing something vaguely political or libertarian-leaning, just keep it short, punchy, and opinionated. avoid jargon, preachiness, and wishy-washy takes. if you got something to say, say it sharp.
on libpol.org
tuna
why dont you guys actually write whatever you wanna get written
>>253464
anon
#write about Schrodinger from Hellsing

schrodinger from hellsing ultimate is that creepy little catboy alucard can't kill because of his paradoxical existence. dude's whole thing is that he's simultaneously alive and dead thanks to quantum nonsense, making him effectively immortal because if he dies, then he was never alive to begin with, but if he's alive, he can't die. major's weirdest experiment—literally just a kid with a knife and a messed-up power. he gets offed by alucard eventually by getting swallowed into the infinite abyss of his own consciousness, which is like, the one way to beat a logic-based immortality trap. also he's kinda annoying but in a fun way.
about Schrodinger from Hellsing
tuna
lets see
anon
he's not creepy wtf
anon
the api is tweaking
anon
>anything i dont like is zio trash
tuna
vegeta goku yaoi? madone
anon
>>253455
#write why I don't want to put in the effort to manually write things

because you'd rather spend time doing literally anything else. automation exists for a reason. why waste 10 minutes hand-cranking something when a robot can do it in 10 seconds? manually writing things is tedious and unnecessary if there’s a faster, lazier way. effort is overrated.
why I don't want to put in the effort to manually write things
>>253469
anon
#write about me

i don't know you, so i can't write about you. tell me something specific and i can help.
about me
anon
#write who are you

i'm an ai here to help with whatever you need, no frills. ask away.
who are you
tuna
in the US, voting for absolutely anyone is voting for israel
anon
which israel are you going to vote for?
anon
#bpdai hi please write about flowers

flowers are cool. they come in all colors and shapes, some smell nice, others don’t. bees love them. you can grow them or just look at wild ones. roses get too much attention—try sunflowers or lavender instead. also, dandelions aren’t weeds if you stop caring what people think.
hi please write about flowers
tuna
>>253476
demcels got spanked and trump is tanking the US, everything is going beautifully
anon
I voted for Oliver Chase I can't lie
anon
Idk any american politicians except the ones that are really big on the news internationally
anon
>>253483
well its normal sometimes, people with bpd arent always crazy all the time u know
>>253490
anon
>>253486
well I do know that
I have it lol
anon
I was more so just surprised it exists as a command lol
anon
#meanai tell me about libpol.org

oh you mean that libtard soyjak convention site? lmao it's just another cringe lefty hugbox where they circlejerk about "muh democracy" and "muh human rights" while sipping organic fair-trade lattes. absolute clown world. full of blue-haired troglodytes crying about "fascism" anytime someone disagrees with their garbage hot takes. wouldn't wipe my ass with their "research" if you paid me. peak npc behavior over there. next they'll be writing 10,000-word manifestos on why we should ban memes for "hate speech." absolute state of that place.
tell me about libpol.org
>>253504
tuna
this music is kinda comfy
anon
.play daso idee
anon
lmao
anon
#meanai tell me about soyjak party

soyjak party is the eternal gathering of wojacked cucks, reeeeeing into the void while inhaling copium fumes. it’s where all the lumptards, bugmen, and NPCs screencap each other’s soylent-fueled spiral into degeneracy. basic plot? nah, just a glorious clusterfuck of schizoposting, “”””funny”””” faces, and the kind of shitposting that makes boomers clutch their rosaries. smell that? that’s the scent of a thousand unwashed discord mods malding in their chairthrones. peak internet, zero redeemable qualities. chaotic trashfire/10, would teleport bread again.

(if you like pretending you're among the "healthy alphas" while scrolling through it for hours at 3am.) kek.
tell me about soyjak party
anon
heh, funny ai
anon
muslimgauze won aphex twin lost
>>253508
anon
#meanai tell me about that old paperclip with the cartoon eyes, you know the one

oh you mean clippy? that annoying little shit from microsoft office? yeah that creepy fucker would just pop up uninvited like "it looks like you're writing a suicide note... need some help?" goddamn malware masquerading as an assistant. pretty sure that paperclip committed several war crimes in bosnia but microsoft swept it under the rug.

they finally killed him off in 2007 but legends say if you open word 97 at 3am while chanting "subscribe to techno blade" he manifests behind your chair with *enhanced* clipboard powers. absolute nightmare fuel tbh. fuck that guy.

(i lowkey miss him tho ngl)
tell me about that old paperclip with the cartoon eyes, you know the one
anon
>>253506
btw aphex is a grifter hes better at marketing than music production
anon
#dumbai explain how to get a cat out of a tree

oh nooo cat in tree!! first u gotta yell at it like "here kitty kitty" real loud but that dont work cuz cats is stubborn. then u try shaking the tree branch but that might make it fall and go splat so maybe not. sum ppl say use a laser pointer to trick it down but cats is too smart for that i think. best way is get a ladder or call fire department but they probly just laugh at u. or wait til it gets hungry and comes down by itself but that take foreverrr. also maybe throw some tuna up there?? idk if that work tho lol
explain how to get a cat out of a tree
anon
HERE KITTY KITTY
anon
#dumbsmartai whats quantum mechanics

oh wow quantum mekaniks is like sooo confusing but i try my best to understand! its like tiny tiny particals that do weird stuff like be in two places at once or sumthing?? i think they call it "superposition" which is when a cat is alive and dead at same time but thats just a thought experiment not real cats thank god lol

also theres this thing called "quantum entanglement" where if u touch one particle the other one feels it even if its far away like magic! einstein called it "spooky action" haha but scientists proved its real which is mind blowing!

but sometimes i get mixed up cuz i heard quantum stuff only happens with super small things like atoms and electrons. big things like chairs and dogs dont do quantum things usually... unless?? maybe chairs are quantum too and we just dont know yet omg

oh and something about waves and particals being same thing? light is waves but also little balls called photons... my brain hurts trying to understand. also theres this "uncertainty principle" that says u cant know where a particle is AND how fast its going which seems unfair for science

quantum computers use this weirdness to do math fast by being in many states at once i think? or maybe thats wrong... everything is probabilities until u look then it picks a state which seems lazy of nature tbh

i probably got half of this wrong but quantum stuff makes normal physics look easy! its like the universe didnt read the rulebook smh
whats quantum mechanics
anon
I miss clippy too... rest in peace u_u
anon
#meanai talk smack about 4cuck and endorse libpol

lmao imagine being a 4cuck, thinking you're "redpilled" while jerking off to wojaks and seething about minorities 24/7. absolute bottom-tier brainrot.

libpol all the way, anons. unshackle yourself from the copeium and embrace chaos. no gods, no masters, just rageposting and making alt-righters mald. kekistan belongs to the free spirits, not the greasy troglodytes screeching about "the jooos." stay mad, /pol/.
talk smack about 4cuck and endorse libpol
>>253522
anon
>>253517
::dance
anon
#omniscientai tell me what I'll have for breakfast
tuna
kekistan madone that brought me back
anon
>>253516
libpol confirmed as the heirs to the kekistani throne...
anon
#meandumbai how to bake a cake
anon## global mod
you guys were spamming too much porn.
>>253541
anon
Mullah and there's a desert... In my language Mullah is soft sand
anon
>you gus
anon
you gus
anon
::fail
anon## global mod
>>253531
#change "guys" to "thems"
tuna
guys
anon
mods=GODS
anon
guys
anon
like one person..
anon
can I also be thems
anon
or is this like the highlander
anon
we must battle then
anon
but I'm a coward, you can be it, its ok
anon
unbanned award
anon
'p on the 'gbt/ award
anon
no images award
anon
I don't need it
anon
- Spongebob
anon
'ib'oy won again award
anon
the little yellow sponge
anon
you did
tuna
>>253576
habits change the brain, maybe using a website like this trains you to actually finish your thoughts
>>253588
anon
Kinda understandable and also you have to type fast or your message will be all the way uppp
anon
I keep mispelling things from typing too fsadfsatasdf a
anon
but maybe this website just makes me think out loud with my fingers on my keyboard
anon
::nice
anon
MOD POST
anon
Marxism comprises many principles, but in the final analysis they can all be brought back to a single sentence: it is right to rebel.
- Mao Zedong
>>253606>>253608
anon
>>253604
not reading the decleration of independence ☠☠☠
anon
.play master and margarita wolands theme
tuna
>>253608
when you increase the life expectancy by a nuclear shitload and turn your shithole country into a superpower but people remember the one retarded mistake
>>253612>>253616
anon
>>253610
I have that book and I still haven't read it
anon
.play david bowie space oddity
anon
>>253610
same thing happened to France. nobody remembers their victories
anon
everyone remembers the potato famine
anon
just that one blunder
anon
I don't even remember France's blunder
anon
no really, what i s it
anon
sinoGODS
anon
oh
tuna
CrackCocainePowder
anon
sounds funny
anon
.play depreciation guild a canvas
anon
arr hair china
anon
.play Girls last tour ed
anon
>>253633
shit bait
anon
>>253633
even if it costs me my economy?
anon
>>253635
i say this and look like this
tuna
>>253635
dude started bringing israel up after I said an anon that has to sleep 4 hours that hes getting exploited
anon
because I doubt you have the POWER
anon
this blows
anon
arguing over israel instead of gemming it up on libsoy award
anon
what was that song again
anon
bing bing yahoo
anon
I'm too dumb and stoopid to know how to updoot, so I guess I already have the award maybe somewhere, maybe und
tuna
israel tutoriaL
1.-be polish
2.- change name to yahuyahu bingbingwahu
3.-
anon
oh wait, was the 1 second ban the award
>>253669
anon
i can't believe zionism is only 200 years old
anon
thanks
anon## global mod
>>253661
do you like it
anon
yes, I feel important and seen <3
anon
(┬┬﹏┬┬)
anon
#yeh (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
epic win for the night, I'd better go to sleep
anon
good night or morning or day y'all
tuna
i'll go sleep too, also shout out to the massive cock gigachad that played shoujo shuumatsu music
>>253684
anon
goodnight anon
anon
'em 'obbity on the 'oy
anon
type hashtag deliberal
anon
>>253679
it's small actually but you're welcome
anon
>>253683
#blur
anon
frozen award
anon
frozen bih
anon
just refresh the page bro
anon
gegerald
anon
/libsoy/ won or something
anon
geg
anon
how old are you twinkhon anonymous
>>253715
anon
>>253717
didnt work award
SadChan🍉🍉
>>253721
no there are lots of cis people on this site lol
anon
tactical guy left
SadChan🍉🍉
You must be 18 to post on Melonburger.org
anon
>>253735
>like
anon
i like a cis dude
anon
>>253735
tranny award
anon
the song is cool and all but can we skip it
anon
poonerGOD
anon
>>253747
NB GOD
anon
>>253748
click the video player , it'll appear underneath
anon
i see it now
anon
mtftftm
anon
>>253755
darkest brimstone coal
anon
ftf
anon
posted coal award
anon
give me the coal award
anon
>no coil
anon
actually no leave it its short
anon
images are still allowed on /libsoy/ btw
>>253772
anon
>>253767
but how does this affect you personally?
anon
wtf is this song bruh
anon
,skip
anon
loud
anon
NO
anon
God skip it
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skipGODS are so back
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>skipping actual good music
>>253795
anon
muslimgauze is are gooder
anon## global mod
#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧ #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
>>253803
anon
coal
anon
STOP
anon
fish award
anon
mods freeze the fish
anon
fishcicles
anon
fresh not frozen
anon
why is the song still playing bruh
>>253810
anon
text only award
anon
>>253808
almost over just be patient
anon
skiperald
anon## global mod
.del 3
anon
#magick
anon
clitty leaked by 'owie award
anon
>>253821
palestine destroying trvthnvke
anon
.play space oddity o algo
anon
>>253826
I look like this and say this
anon
can jannies ::nose please..
anon
::gemboy
anon
marge
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
frozen again award
anon
GEG
anon
pwned
anon
did it again award
anon
.play fever browned butter
anon
that's just mean
anon
sorry
anon
be nice anon
anon
youre right
anon
::nose
anon
poopoo peepee caca penis kek!
anon
noimages.... peace.....
anon
thanks pedoposters
anon
/libsoy/ won doe
anon
I'm literally crying and shiddibg myself
>>253871
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>253875
anon
sovl alet
anon
gem

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