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Anonymous
Blanchard Blanchard Blanchard!
heather
tell me your secret, i want to have boobs but i dont want anyone to notice
>>254923
hussy
theyre heavier than they look too they have alot of weight to them
rose
mhmhmhm same, like when people grab them theyre always like "woaaahh" lmao
heather
giwtwm
hussy
i used to feel that way but as things go on it all evens out
rose
>>254918
its mostly like eating ig, sleeping too, which sounds like basic n shit but its true. salmon n avocado fuck really hard
heather
like carbs and protein and fat??
heather
oh god then ill get fatter thighs
rose
yeah
heather
though that doesnt sound so bad
hussy
i have crazy fat thighs boobs and i workout my butt every day. its coming along nicely
heather
congrats hussy, i dont know you but im happy for you and im proud of u
rose
saaaaame
rose
i need to work out, my ass is p big but like idk i should like tone it orwhateverz
hussy
when im waiting for food to cook or tea i just do leg and butt exercises and it adds up to a good amount of exercise time, or take some minutes out when watching podcasts
rose
ooooooooo good idea
rose
im like a lil weary about working out my legs too much cos like my knee is super fucked ;-;
heather
have u guys used chatgpt yet? its amazing
hussy
so pretty much while your cooking, just exercise too lol it adds up
heather
i got chatgpt to give me a fitness regimen to make my thighs bigger
rose
hussy do u wanna goon emo boy style w/ me??
hussy
dont u want to see me? :D
>>254948
heather
that sounds amazing, even though im not even part of it
hussy
i wanted to post pics on here but its blocking images
rose
>>254942
idk how to do that without lik giving my discord to everyone here which is #scary
heather
putting discord here is prolly a bad idea
hussy
lol
rose
4sure
rose
tho i joined the mtfc one that was posted in one of the threads here
heather
we should invent a way to publicly share something only 2 ppl can access
hussy
i just wanted to show my socks and painted toenails and my cute feet with my anklet in my leggings :(
>>254955
heather
:o
hussy
then i want to show my chubby thighs nice and smooth
hussy
thicc
hussy
then my stomach boywomb area and belly button activate neurons area
rose
boywomb area is crazy
heather
i love the idea of a boywomb, i wish i had one that ppl can abuse
hussy
mine has a pouch of mother fat or something lol
rose
guhhh sameee boywomb is like, so cute im crazy 4 it
rose
id love to get a womb tattoo
hussy
just get the temporary ones to start and see which styles u like the most
rose
trueee yeah yeah omg
hussy
theyre mad cheap too. and can wash them off
hussy
sometimes i do alot of tempt tatts cause it looks crazy but then i wash them off
anon
this weed has got me stupider than donald duck
Anonymous
was Donald Duck stupid?
>>254974
rose
i should get some temp tats thatd be so cute
>>254977
hussy
theyre good for summer they last like a week
rose
tryna smoke the weed that makes me an emo boy
heather
jumping into vaults of coins
Anonymous
that was Scrooge mcduck
heather
oh damn i confused em
rose
scrooge mcduck makes me wanna splooge mcfuck
anon
hot doggity
rose
.play mcr im not okay music video
Anonymous
bob crachit’s wage wasn’t even that bad
heather
i wish i had friends i could just dress up in costumes for halloween together for the lols but really just enjoying wearing clothes together or sth
Anonymous
like 10 an hr for bookkeeping
rose
wish i had friends i could start an emo band with and then we could kiss on stage
heather
same...
Anonymous
wish I could be the older coke plug for an emo band
hussy
lmao
rose
rawr
rose
why brodie so long
Anonymous
consult talmud
faye
good morning worms
faye
::patchouli
faye
:'(
faye
fuck
rose
i win baybeeee
rose
emo boys stay winning
faye
.play emo boy
rose
need to touch tips with an emo boy so bad
hussy
double chastity cage locked together with cute emo boy make out session
>>255022>>255019
faye
.play emo boy ayesha erotica
anon
when
anon
when
rose
>>255015
hiiiiiiii hello hiiiiiiii helloooo
rose
but honey that dick was 11 inches
rose
11 inches is a kinda crazy size like what do you even do with all that
notamerican!americeSxU
am i still sleeping or are there new members
rose
ur still sleeping, n dreaming of emo boys
>>255034
notamerican!americeSxU
what happened
hussy
it happened
anon
it did
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255030
that's a false statement
notamerican!americeSxU
i dont dream about emo boys at all
>>255038
notamerican!americeSxU
emo
notamerican!americeSxU
like lol what is it 2007?
rose
my next estrogen order is in the mail now, lets go we stay blest
anon
.play smashing pumpkins mayonnaise
anon
wow
hussy
anon
was that coordinated
anon
no
hussy
no
hussy
okay are you me
anon
this is crazy
anon
perhamps
hussy
lmao
rose
bitches love mayo
notamerican!americeSxU
i hate mayo
notamerican!americeSxU
i prefer ketchup
rose
.play smashing pumpkins the boy
hussy
i like when synchronicities happen
Anonymous
Rick and morty
rose
rick rick rick rick n morty
notamerican!americeSxU
i want double cheeseburger and fries
rose
i want a boy
rose
but i could go for double cheeseburger n fries also
notamerican!americeSxU
i think we have the same desires
rose
used to talk to a girl who sent me a vid of her fucking a burger
rose
gooners are a lil crazy
notamerican!americeSxU
wait what
notamerican!americeSxU
how can you fuck a burger
rose
u stick ur weewee between the patties
notamerican!americeSxU
oh ok its that simple
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255068
why not???!
rose
need to makeout with someone n then like really press into them when they do the lil guitar squark thing
notamerican!americeSxU
eehhhhh
hussy
i hope i find a bf or gf this summer
>>255079
notamerican!americeSxU
where are my friends
notamerican!americeSxU
where is nadie
notamerican!americeSxU
where's shrimp
>>255082
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255082
no she's definitely not here
faye
they are scared of the new ppl
notamerican!americeSxU
i wasnt there like a day or two
notamerican!americeSxU
and now i feel like the whole board is full of people i dont know
faye
4chan died and we accepted a bajilliln refugees
hussy
there is a serious refugee crisis happening rn on the internet for lgbt people
hussy
and alot of other people
rose
i didnt even use 4chan im just here cos im bored
>>255094
notamerican!americeSxU
i came here from 4chan
notamerican!americeSxU
but that was like
notamerican!americeSxU
long time ago (december)
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255090
im here cuz i dont have too many friends
rose
im moving to gay city this summer but for now i am in the middle of nowhere so im also just kinda bored n le lonely
>>255098
anon
good morning
rose
>>255098
praying u get to move to a gay city
faye
i was for years but uhhh life happened and i had to move back to my hometown :')
rose
.play deftones sextape
hussy
i live in MA so its pretty legit here for lgbt
>>255105
hussy
very comfy
Anonymous
same
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255098
same i feel people in my town are rather stupid or unpleasant or smth
notamerican!americeSxU
not all of course but the majority
h
one must imagine sisyphus nakey
>>255119
notamerican!americeSxU
reading the news makes me feel like the whole world is falling apart
h
its hard to find a balance between being informed about the world and just taking mental damage from the news
notamerican!americeSxU
i hope i'll just evaporate in a nuclear war
nonners
not a lot of people know this but the world only exists if you think about it
notamerican!americeSxU
hi nonners
nonners
hi
notamerican!americeSxU
finally
notamerican!americeSxU
at least there's somebody i've seen before
notamerican!americeSxU
there's too much ppl i cant remember people i have problems w/ that
hussy
last night this place was going crazy
rose
trueee it was wild
notamerican!americeSxU
we need avatars here
>>255125
rose
cobson wars\
rose
>>255123
true and also like our own pages and then also we call it X the everything app
>>255129
Anonymous
I have an idea for a website called friendster
Anonymous
nobody’s ever done it before
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255125
yup sounds cool
anon
we need to go back to microsoft comic chat
notamerican!americeSxU
first time seeing a flag like this
h
what if there was a website where everyone had their /own/ space
>>255136>>255138
notamerican!americeSxU
wth does 'chaser' mean sorry im dumb
>>255143
notamerican!americeSxU
i think my brain's just got melted i cant think i cant i cant
anon
>>255132
just join a webring at that point
nonners
.play ye crashes out over a pdf
>>255141
anon
>>255136
theres a site called websim that does that sorta. basically ai generated internet
>>255147
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255139
i know ye's pin was like 0000
anon
you type a url and it makes shit up, any url
>>255147
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255143
should i feel scared or smth
notamerican!americeSxU
but thanks for the explanation
hussy
always be sus when theyre overly into you but play it cool and search that alterior motive lmao
rose
i thought the hrt femboy one was funny lol
>>255152
h
>>255147
need a platform that cordons off every single internet user into their own ai generated buzz sphere
just so you can serve ads
>>255153
rose
wtf is this, whats kanye doing
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255148
so you aren't?? :(((
Anonymous
>>255149
people are going to be developing their own unique countercultures and walking outside like “wdym nobody’s clownmoding”
>>255157>>255159
rose
true tho its a lil crazy he couldnt make a pdf lmao
anon
The internet is just going to be ai bots generating esoteric shit to get money from views who are other ai bots
>>255161
rose
>>255153
this is literally just psycholonials
rose
.play ponyoak right foot forward
h
>>255153
thats actually very cool, i would think thats cool
maybe the internet ocean would finally drain a little from irl
anon
do you frens have a flip bot that I can decide between shit?
>>255190
Anonymous
>>255156
also generating content to program you into murdering politicians that are against legislating it
rose
#coinflip (tails)
anon
#coinflip (heads) jumpchain or no man sky
anon
Hell yeah love filling out funny documents tehe
anon
using this at work, no one better catch me being gay
rose
ai couldnt replicate the soft feeling of an emo boys lips against mine, so i dont rlly care about it
h
#pick this/that (that)
anon
#pick hell/yeah (hell)
nonners
.play afx im self employed
nonners
my wrist hurts from this stupid mouse
h
classic
rose
i wanna have sex with emo boys
h
need to have eggs with toast
anon
i wanna fuck the music
rose
i wanna make it cum
anon
i wanna fuck the music, with my surf and turf
rose
i thought it was serpent tongue
anon
it's from a remix, really good remix by the way, banger if you will, a real hood classic as the kiddos would say, zoomers if you will
rose
ah i see
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
whys there so many ppl obsessive about having sex
rose
its fun
hussy
i like affection and intimacy but can get down if the person lightsme up and it can be almost anyone.
Anonymous
the lifeforce
amom
no doesn't look like it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
flip what
>>255193
anon
flip deeze nuts
h
#pick pick/choose (pick)
#choose choose/pick (pick)
rose
for a while i thought i didnt actually like having sex but that was just cos my ex was terrible at it so as soon as i had a good time with someone else im like "ohhhh yeaaaah"
amom
#pick choose or pick / choose / pick (choose)
rose
#pick sex / no sex / some sex (no sex)
amom
celibacy has been trhust upon you :(
>>255203
anon
#pick jo / don't (jo)
h
>>255201
maybe not thrust ............
rose
#pick goon / dont goon (dont goon)
anon
welp guess I gotta do it...
amom
never good
rose
bro pickbot hates me
amom
goon
amom
beware the gooner's oil
rose
cuuuuuuute omg
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i wonder how does a bear flag looks like
>>255219
anon
#pick smonk DUDE / game (game)
anon
Wait why don't I smonk and game? Fuck.
amom
>>255220
i prefer #riskflip (tails)
anon
i like to smorke and play cyberpunk
anon
More of a No Man Sky fren but yeah, same shit
rose
i rlly got got
h
wb
anon
anyone here watch Legends of the Galactic Heroes?
>>255237
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255219
oh ok is there like an article or a website with all queer slang i should know
>>255234
rose
.play etro anime danger
rose
>>255230
le shrug, probs if u search it up but i know everything cos im a robot thats plugged into da gayframe
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh
anon
I found the video with the surf and turf
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
2346.jpg
::glegle
rose
::emo boys
h
#ai what is glegle

glegle is a positive, friendly, nonspecific cute nonbinary animal! just a little guy who vibes and doesn't worry about labels. has no real defined species, just a fuzzy little entity spreading good energy. the kind of creature you'd wanna hug but also respects boundaries. no drama, just positivity.
what is glegle
>>255249>>255250
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255241
idk this one is where people are
anon
sup anons
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
glegles cool
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yup glegle does not
amom
glegle is NOT gooner
rose
glegle goons rise!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
glegles out of that cringe stuff
amom
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anon
goongle
Anonymous
glegoon gang
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
pfpfpfpfp glegoon
anon
anon
i should lurk moar
rose
why do i like it when a boy lets me rest my head on his chest and he pets and me calls me a good boy and we're both naked, HUH?
>>255273>>255274>>255278>>255283
anon
>>255272
because you’re agp and meta attracted, next question
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255268
becauz idk
anon
>>255272
idk trans people just like acronyms
anon
>>255276
being attracted to men not because of their bodies but because of the pleasure they give you or how so ever the blanchtards say it
>>255285>>255282
rose
yeah but i like this boy cos hes rlly pretty
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255279
oh thanks now i know that
anon
>>255280
have you seen the zuck cheeks
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
hi
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) chat is this real
rose
if sex is cringe why do i like it when a girl touch my boobies
>>255291>>255294
anon
>>255292
attracted to yourself as if you wanted to fuck yourself from what I understand
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255289
id like that too
anon
>>255292
attracted to yourself being a woman but most ppl interpret it as liking yourself being feminine or whatever
>>255302
anon
FRICK
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
hussy
attraction to feminine things about yourself in a sexual or arousing context
anon
.skip (video skipped)
rose
.play mcr best day ever
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i want the 4chan users to leave :(
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255295
what abt straight men liking their muscles are they agp?!??! or just gay?!
>>255307
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i miss ksay
rose
what if iwas an autoandrophile
>>255308
rose
.play the autoandrophiles lament
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>255307
so all the muscle man are just lowkey gays?
>>255311
anon
>>255309
Yes, they are, it's a homosexual sport made for people who want to get off on people who are super buff, look a vince mcmhan that man is a fucking fruit
anon
>>255304
how the fuck do people spend this much time worriying about what they are or not attracted to??
it's gotta be catholic guilt
>>255316
anon
>>255304
this is all reddithon behavior tbh
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hi nadie
>>255321
hussy
life is weird and the people i end up falling in love with i do not expect i will fall in love with them lol
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nadie i sent u a msg like a few days ago
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>255318
hi notamerican
anon
I don't know what I like, I like cute things....
>>255328
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
a message???
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
where?
rose
nade i sent you a letter in a bottle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
in the dms
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i didn't receive it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh ok i guess i sent it when you were offline ill send it again ok
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
u could send it again if u want
anon
idk why but I feel like if I meet a guy I’m gonna abandon him and repeat it I did this with everyone I meet online now
anon
>>255328
You're going to have to give me the quickest of quick rundowns on this
>>255335
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
t
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
there's too many people could it be possible if like 10 of u leave??? please
Anonymous
>>255332
we evolved to find cute things cute, but cute things look more female than they do male
anon
im so fucking lonely

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