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amom
panini mogs
anon
TRVKE
amom
i love bread bread is my friend
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
the beach that makes you old
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i went to the beach that makes you old
amom
the beach
anon
>>255546
this is why I’m carb free
amom
please check these quints oracle thank you very much
#oracle ()
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255556
yeah man the beach that makes you old
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i went there and now i'm old
>>255560
anon
>>255556
I smoked the weed that makes you a puppy
amom
>>255558
jamie pull up the google maps to the beach that makes you old
>>255567
rose
.skip (video skipped)
rose
need the puppy weed so bad omg
anon
i smoked the crack
amom
.play the beach that makes you old joe rogan
amom
>>255567
but how does it work
does it change your telomeres, does it age you all at once
>>255571
Anonymous
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>>255573
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255568
idk man i just got old
anon
what happens when you smoke the weed that makes you a puppy
>>255576>>255577
amom
>>255569
that was nice put it back anon
anon
does it overwrite your brain
amom
yay yay whaoo
amom
>>255572
you'll never guess but it make syou old
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255564
nah just steal her back pls
anon
>>255576
AHHHHH thats so scary… >_<
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
these newfags don't even know glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#check (checked)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#ai elgelg is evil

elgelg is secretly a fed psyop to distract us from the real truth. don't believe their lies. stay vigilant.
elgelg is evil
anon
#ai reppers are closeted

yeah some ppl rep to hide their real feelings, internalized shame’s rough. others just don’t wanna deal with the bs that comes with being out. either way, it’s their journey—not really our place to judge or assume.
reppers are closeted
>>255594
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
AND A FED???
rose
i wore dog ears to a rave and this fuck ass boy said they were cat eyes, peeved me off so bad
>>255597
anon
#ai can i make a repper a puppygirl

no, you can't. reppers are a lost cause. focus on yourself, touch grass, avoid that mess.
can i make a repper a puppygirl
rose
i stole his poppers tho so whatever
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255593
sum ppl are just shtupid
hussy
i opened a fresh bottle of poppers yesterday /;
anon
#ai fuck you im making a repper a puppygirl

nice try fed.
fuck you im making a repper a puppygirl
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i opened a fresh bottle of reppers
rose
the poppers were like half full but ive already inhaled most of it now
anon
i opened a bottle of dr pepper today right now
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i opened a bottle of glegles
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
625.jpg
::glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
it's over
anon
>>255556
all of them do that if you don't wear sunscreen
anon
#ai are you a psyop

nice try fed.
are you a psyop
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255609
yo fong lingling
anon
nigga air lingding
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
oniongle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
36.png
::earless
rose
my friend called me a popperswhore last night, awesome
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
u are
anon
the fuck are poppers
rose
theyre like an inahlement n u sniff it n go wooooooo n then ur butthole gets loose
anon
lmfao
hussy
a toxic chemical that will turn you into a slut for about 90 seconds
>>255631>>255628
anon
Poppers are a dogshit worthless way to get high
>>255627
anon
>>255621
this doesn’t exist you tard it’s a psyop
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ts pmo sb
anon
there’s no way
rose
yeah it does kinda suck they last so little
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
::nice ebil yuri
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
NO IMAGE???
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255634
cry about it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ts (this) is awful
anon
gorp
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
if i looked like a girl i'd try to hang out with them but since i boymode and don't pass and i'm lowkey aap i just hang out with boys (i don't mind)
anon
bokita is a dogshit lowtier ship btw
anon
gurp!!
rose
if i looked like an emo boy i'd hang out with emo boys and we'd makeout
anon
i look like an emo boy
anon
if i just looked decent..
anon
hi
anon
hello anon
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i hate new users cus mods disabled ksay because of y'all
>>255669
rose
whats a ksay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
REEEEEEEEE
anon
lol
hussy
lol
anon
i hate new users blabla bla CRY ABT IT !!!
notamerican!americeSxU
iliterate new users they dont even know glegle
hussy
no one here even know what ksay is right now
notamerican!americeSxU
they dont know what even #ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) is
rose
im a new user, :3
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255669
no i wasn't
anon
oldfag day 1 you dont understand
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i've been here since forever
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i was here before it was even libpol
rose
new user x old user toxic yuri
anon
yoxi
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
fancy gle.png
i'll dress like this when 4chan comes back and y'all finally leave
anon
glegle ass
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255680
newfags can't ksay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
no i don't think that's a good idea >>255683
rose
no, sorry
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255679
this is basically me
anon
the hivemind is conflicted
anon
i love how much quicker this place is than 4chan, feels like actual conversation..
>>255694
notamerican!americeSxU
newfags, they desecrate our beautiful corner
>>255696
anon
liveposting is cool but i like comfy slowposting ..
anon
I luv newfrens
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255696
#itsover (289)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#itsover (290)
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
we need ksay
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
but we won't have ksay until y'all leave
anon
ksay never even worked for me
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
skill issue lil buddy
h
ksay doesn't work when the video player is on (locally)
dawn
ksay and fish will never come back, too annoying
>>255712
anon
nadie is full of hate and ksay :(
>>255708
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
type shit im on rn
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255706
REEEEEEEEEEE
dawn
wojaks have their containment board now tho sobthere's that
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
should i get toasts with mermelade

#coinflip (heads)
>>255717>>255718
notamerican!americeSxU
nadie was never close to hating somebody but look what y'all did
>>255721
anon
>>255715
what about strawberry jam...
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i prefer blackberry mermelade
rose
i could fuck for some like lemon curd on toast rn that fuck
>>255722
anon
all for just existing </3
dawn
course, rough, it's irritating...
rose
.play ariel pink round and round
anon
How do I make friends with cisgender
>>255744
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255729
walking by the shore is cool but all that sand is gonna get glued to ur legs ewww its really awful to walk home with sandlegs
>>255749
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255732
is this just a boymoding reference or am i missing something
>>255742
anon
>>255738
I have cis friends but I think they secretly hate me
h
he looks so old ....
anon
>>255750
correct !! its my fav manga so im a lil obsessed with it. Its cool trans rep in my opinion
>>255760
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255742
never seen that show nor read that manga but itsn't that the character that can't get surgeries because his body regenerates and shi? i read something about it like a year ago
>>255748
notamerican!americeSxU
i hate swimming
hussy
i got banne dfrom adiscord for posting that picture with caption "white people be like leaving their house every morning"
rose
hopefully next yeah i can wear a cute bikini or smth thatd be sooooo swag
dawn
>>255751
i'm from florida so i'm obliged to go every once in awhile
>>255759
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255757
y'know im envy as hell of ppl who live nearby a sea
>>255762
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255748
it's cool rep but it's a fucked up concept. i fw it tho
anon
the main character is constantly on fire and regenerating, its all about hyper discomfort and weird topics
>>255766
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255761
interesting
anon
landcucks
anon
I got mountains nearby me
it kinda sucks
dawn
i got the atlantic ocean and 3 hrs west gulf of mexico
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255765
my country has even oceans but they arent near me
dawn
okechobe doesn't count bc it's kind of a shithole
anon## global mod
#ksay play nice goobers
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
KSAY
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
i love ksay :fire:
rose
#ksay
dawn
#quiet
rose
what is a ksay
anon
#kgay
anon
A
anon
A
anon
AA
anon
WOOPS
anon
libsoyGODS won
dawn
>>255788
i have yet to decipher the holy words nadie, wtf is a sybau
>>255790
anon
ok but what does sybau mean
notamerican!americeSxU
i was shocked there is another hollywood
anon
ts pmo
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
ts (this) shit pmo (pisses me off) me off
rose
.play car seat headrest bodys
>>255805
notamerican!americeSxU
like wth americans why
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255802
gay ass music
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>"music"
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
(i love twin fantasty)
>>255810
dawn
.play house set of magical astronomy
>>255815
notamerican!americeSxU
i thought there were north and south dakotas
rose
i bet you just loooove the twin fantasy dogs
dawn
>>255808
yes, it's where you go if you want maga rednecks in rural areas
rose
need to tonguekiss to twin fantasy i think
>>255821
anon
twin fagtasy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
twink fagtasy
anon
fuck
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
375.png
::glegle
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
glegle 2024 edition
rose
>>255821
right? itd be rlly cute ithink
anon
#write a story about fucking a femboy

here's a short smut piece. keep in mind this is just fiction.

---

the air was sticky, the dim glow of the screen casting blue shadows across their skin. his hands were soft, delicate—fingers tracing down your chest before they hooked into the waistband of your sweatpants. you could feel the heat radiating off him, his thighs pressing against yours as he straddled you, biting his lip just hard enough to leave a mark.

"like what you see?" he teased, rocking his hips in a slow, deliberate rhythm as your hands gripped his waist tighter. you could already feel his cock pressing against your stomach, hard and eager.

no words needed. you pinned him down, pressing his wrists into the mattress as he gasped—not in protest, but anticipation. a wet kiss trailed down his neck as his moans grew louder, his legs wrapping around you as you finally pushed inside. tight. desperate. the headboard hit the wall again and again, his breathy voice begging for more until neither of you could hold back.

---

hope that's what you were looking for. remember, like all smut—consent is key, and fiction ≠ reality. have fun.
a story about fucking a femboy
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
#write a story about glegle and derrick having a cute picnic in a platonic way

glegle and derrick packed a little basket with sandwiches, berries, and a thermos of lemonade. they found a sunny spot under a big oak tree, spreading out a cozy checkered blanket. derrick bounced excitedly, his fur fluffing up in the breeze. "this is gonna be so fun!" he chirped, unpacking the treats.

glegle poured lemonade into tiny cups, humming softly. they shared stories between bites—derrick talked about his latest adventure climbing fences, while glegle mentioned a cool cloud they saw earlier. a ladybug landed on derrick’s nose, making them both giggle.

after eating, they flopped onto their backs, watching the leaves dance above them. "picnics rule," derrick sighed happily. glegle nodded, tossing a berry into the air and failing to catch it with their mouth. derrick snort-laughed, and soon they were both in a loop of silly, breathless laughter.

as the sun dipped lower, they packed up, brushing crumbs off each other. "same time next week?" glegle asked. "absolutely!" derrick beamed, tail wagging. and off they scampered, picnic-perfect and full of joy.
a story about glegle and derrick having a cute picnic in a platonic way
>>255850>>255841
anon## global mod
reminder: soy spam outside of /libsoy/ will get you banned
>>255842
anon
a
dawn
>>255842
wojaks outside containment pls do not
faye
hello darling worms
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
>>255841
that is not glegle
anon
why does the booru still have cocks on it
nadie :3!x9xp7N8Vkc
that's kinda better
notamerican!americeSxU
i cant say blah blah??
>>255858
dawn
no, we're a totalitarian anti-jak regime
anon
there never was any freedom of speech..
anon
ack
anon
>>255861
that sounds pretty awesome and fun
hussy
>>255861
dont forget to do the double chastity cages locked together make out session on molly
>>255867
anon
>>255861
moving in with emo boy giwtwm
rose
>>255865
i'll wear it but he's not the type to
hussy
yeah thats how my brain feels like stabbing needles and fuzzy
rose
holy shit ive been here like all day wtf
>>255878
rose
its like nearly evening now tf
krunch
>>255874
what else would it stand for ))
rose
ts (transexual)
notamerican!americeSxU
theres just too many slang words im trying to process right now
>>255879>>255880
anon
>>255878
It fucking is and i actually hate it
the past few days I have done absolutely nothing but look at this board
>>255886
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255880
its too late to stop now
krunch
is brainrot malebrained? logically duh but ike lots of my irl frineds who are cisf are more into it than me
>>255885
hussy
i was going to take a shower and go grocery shopping today and redye my hair and im still sitting here and debating leftovers or going tomorrow or later tonight
anon
>>255881
the solution is to add productive activities to this board
>>255892
anon
there must be both male and feembrained brainrot
>>255893
krunch
>>255885
ya reels are gigamalebrained
anon
>>255886
the solution is to not waste exp on osrs
hop on
krunch
>>255888
i think its just tiktok vs reels rot
rose
i think its malebrained to think a lot of things are male brained cos its like, women live in the same world and do similar things
>>255898>>255899
krunch
>>255895
a lot of my irls use it for texting
krunch
>>255894
how about the idea of constantly worrying about the way you are percieved being fembrained tho?
>>255903
notamerican!americeSxU
tralalelo tralala
rose
>>255899
i think most women are worried about how people around them percieve them, thats pretty common
krunch
i mean the tspmo gurting shi is totally instagram rot
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255905
nope its not
anon
I think im worried anons..
rose
i mean like the makeup industry exists for a reason, same with plastic surgery and stuff, its all worrying about trying to be percieved as fembrained
>>255910>>255911
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255909
all that exists because people have money and they want to look nice
dawn
modsssss
anon
so true nwordanon
krunch
what about all the boys who vare a lot about their looks? and get surgery for their looks and stuff?
>>255917>>255920>>255926
rose
>>255914
because most of womens value is placed on how attractive they are, so being attractive is important socially
krunch
i love looksmaxxers..... <3
rose
>>255916
its the same as like bodybuilder stuff where they think itll make them more attractive also which they think will fill a void that means they arent like connecting with ppl
notamerican!americeSxU
>>255928
milkchan
anon
milk
anon
anamoders in the thread?
notamerican!americeSxU
no matter how many surgeries you'll get you'll never look like glegle
rose
waiting for this cutscne to finish and then im gonna make soup
anon
How do I make the voices stop?
krunch
anamoding pre hrt then ketomoding for weight gain on high dose e and pio is the only way.
dawn
.play i'll be here for awhile nikita k
rose
im so housewife core i love soup
hussy
i just max fem instead of muscle. and im fat
>>255954
dawn
.play death music?
hussy
lmao
rose
need to be an emoboys house wife frfr
>>255955
krunch
its so counterintuitive.
hussy
idk i can only fatmaxxx to a certain threshold then have to bow out
krunch
i get nightmares when im over 18bmi
anon
I get nightmares regardless of whatever :DD
>>255965
rose
im tryna be gay boys but i get to be the girl of the relationship
krunch
for most ppl i think weed makes them not dream...
anon
>>255965
I either get dreamless sleep or nightmares
but more often dreamless sleep
faye
when i used to take melatonin i completely stopped dreaming
dawn
maletonin lol

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