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anon
>>268822
Sorry, I don't speak Italian
anon
::italianX
tuna
dont worry he writes in english a lot, unironically scaruffi dot com is huge for learning stuff about arts and shit, dude is so knowledgeable
>>268831
anon
Besides critiquing music is a lot like critiquing say visual art, like paintings, it really doesn't matter at all.
>>268832
mitzi
this is a literal murder on live tv
anon
>>268826
I think i tried reading that site once and thought it was insufferable ngl maybe I was too young though
>>268834
tuna
>>268827
youre not wrong, its just that the guy's taste usually resonates with mine
tuna
>>268831
scaruffi can be kind of abrasive so its understandable
tuna
madone
tuna
I just remembered a part in a book, a dude and his daughter start making out and the narrator says "like a lover!"
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268840
that is the sex organ i wish i had yes
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268839
if you had a cloyster someone might love u..... i wish i had one and wasnt broken
>>268845>>268850
mitzi
>>268843
i don't like the concept of pets and in the end i think i'd harm the dog more than take care of it over me having breakdowns
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268845
#hug (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
i feel like whoever came up with cloyster knew what they were doing... like the name is literally clit oyster but short
anon
cause i used to wear them 24/7
tuna
>>268852
wouldnt describe him that way
anon
>>268846
i don't really, really, really like this image
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268850
i wish i was born with a cloyster instead
tuna
scaruffi is famous for giving a 7/10 to the band that made barbie girl
tuna
and for giving like a 3/10 to most of the beatles discography save for like 3
mitzi
fuck being born with a cloyster imagine being born a futa, full on intersex g
>>268862>>268865
anon
i like my re-inflatable blood balloon, personally
anon
>>268859
I can't imagine using that site to rate music it's just a meme site with people who give almost everything the same rating like every single one looks like a bell curve
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268858
i dont want to be a freak... i just want to be a normal person judged on my own merits by a hateful world.... maybe have kids and be in love or smth
>>268866
tuna
i use rym
tuna
rymchads where at
mitzi
>>268862
>i just want to be a normal person judged on my own merits
you're already that, you are just selfimposing social concepts that don't exist on anyone's mind, only yours
>>268870
tuna
>>268867
damn i wish i had the patience to make shit like that
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268866
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
SadChan🍉🍉
>losing my job, health insurance, entire family because im trans
>its just a social construct bro
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
mitzi
brain worm
tuna
im confused here
anon
freakGODS won normgroids lost
>>268883
anon
norwood.jpg
#tag (unknown booru upload error) norwood
tuna
i dont like making fun of people for their bodies
anon
>>268878
testosterone is just... sad bruh idk
tuna
>>268876
i was gonna ask what happened to you but then i remembered th epost in which you said what happened and well, it makes sense being sad this society iss so fucking hostile
hussy
sometimes boomers with grey hair stare at me like in a weird way when i go to the stores
>>268890>>268893
anon
::sake
t
failed check :(
mitzi
i like holding hands with friends so that old men get mad at me for no reason
>>268897
hussy
>>268895
thats the only way i feel safe outside lmao
mitzi
8 minute song
anon
it's good stfu
mitzi
#check (no repeating digits) >>268900
mitzi
kms
tuna
tbh idk shit abut muslimgauze
tuna
why did that banad get so famous out of nowhere
tuna
like
tuna
it blew up suddenly i see a lot in terminally online types
anon
bryn jones titled his albums provocatively about different political organizaitons and places in the middle east which made them gaint traction in algorithms
>>268910
tuna
>>268908
oooh that makes lots of sense given the title of the next muslimgauze thing
anon
>>268905
that fish is so transparent it's like making me want to eat it so bad and imagine it's texture and it does like that thing to my brain where i want it so badly it makes me sneeze like the yum response reaches the sneeze neuron
>>268914
anon
also he's been dead for like 26 years but he made a lot of music that was never released so they were still releasing music posthumously for quite a while
>>268916
hussy
sips pickle juice
tuna
>>268913
muslimgauze was just one person? damn
tuna
I wish I could be that productive
anon
wtf
anon
only /mmg/irls kno how bæd i really am...
SadChan🍉🍉
::anomalocaris
SadChan🍉🍉
wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
they purged anomalocaris?
hussy
i bet you want to eat that cat long way
>>268932
SadChan🍉🍉
::anomalocaris
anon
this music is like uhm erm like uhhhh like liek like um uhhh u u u u like, like i forgot nvdesu
anon
like aphex twin and crystal castles idk, like experimental and electronic idk
tuna
fuck i meant to stop browsin this website for the day like 3 hours ago but came back for some reason
>>268946
t
good night board
tuna
gnite t im leavin too gnite
anon
::gn
anon
>>268951
the deepest brainworm is i have permenant b rain damage from that one time i dissolved my entire supply of meth in a shot of vodka and drank it and
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268946
the deepest brainworm is you were born to be sad, and u just have to accept and find what beauty u can....
>>268949
anon
did i post that
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>268969
anon
u don't even want to kno what it is doe?
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>24
anon
>>268961
#spin (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
WHAT
anon
#shorkspin (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>268967
nonners
>>268965
idk, you could be watching any number of things
anon
>>268964
#spin (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
staff are watching like the Mossaddd
nonners
.playcels when i press alt+w
mitzi
i have a feeling this is french
SadChan🍉🍉
this is cool and rmeinds of that games OST
SadChan🍉🍉
the one Cult of the Lamb or w/e
anon
speaking of French... .play Justice Stress
anon
.play Justice Stress (Official Video)
mitzi
nini libpol
anon
gn
anon
ni
anon
#itsover (297)
anon
you can tell this is lgbt in less than six secons
anon
lgbtguesser
anon
you know what mods shouldn't do? enable me to play videos from archive.org that are banned from youtube
>>268988>>268997
anon
>>268986
I have spent several hours on there and I know that there is awful stuff on there this would be a horrible feature
>>268989
anon
that cheek grab...
anon
don't make me post the striped socks copypasta
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268987
rainbolt transitioning would be omega based./
SadChan🍉🍉
imagine he becomes a passoid
SadChan🍉🍉
>>268986
mods should allow me to post copyright infringing material >:)
SadChan🍉🍉
like entire movies wormwatch movie night :)
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269001
macron is really cringed but that image goes hard
>>269010
anon
.play i really, really, really like this image
anon
#itsover (298)
anon
#itsover (299)
SadChan🍉🍉
also he continuously mogs Trump and thats bazedd
anon
.play O.T. Genesis CoCo
Himeposter
Boa noite
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269009
300 its overs since jan, very nice
anon
.play 7th Ghost Army of the Pharaohs
anon
i'm male-brain'd A.F.
anon
fuck bein' a good person / i'm in the hood workin' / smokin' shit 2 numb my pain / i don't kno if u could nurse 'em / doctors can't figure out what to do with him / once upon a time, he used to have screws in him / now Lucifer let loose in me / they not used to me / they not what i used to be
>>269018
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269017
please dont trap the opps souls in a mixtape
anon
did u watch that one video by flesh simulator??/
anon
im fatmaxxing rn
anon
das hawt
anon
is this where /lgbt/ refugees went
anon
i like your type chat thing
anon
Some of them
anon
yes, but...
anon
this is where left-leaning and relatively more self-aware and wholesome ones went. i have yet to find a place where i can goblinmode, because when i unleash the demonspam, it won't be here
>>269031
anon
what do you mean by goblinmode
>>269029
anon
>>269028
imagine the worst interpretation, then multiply that by ten. you have drug use, nudes, sexual harassment
anon
I don't know what goblin mode means because I'm not addicted to Twitter
>>269049
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269027
demonmode and goblinmode are different
anon
wow
anon
i like romania
anon
o
anon
i'm like, give me that good ol' dick u dirty romanian or im going to FUCKING KILL U
anon
what like you want oiled up slavic men or something
anon
it's a specific romanian man but you wouldn't understand me
anon
The guy from the numa numa video
anon
its a cool country
anon
don't make me find that one Romania / Moldova femslash meme
anon
i like moldova
anon
moldova hmmmm
anon
>>269043
reminds me of another anime table thing but i should get my mind out the gutter
mitzi
i can't fucking sleep
anon
>>269049
Is this actually the origin of it
nonners
i dont know/care
anon
.play Death Grips or: How Destiny Learned to Love Them
anon
.play Ethan activating Goblin Mode for 30 minutes straight
>>269060
anon
i go goblin like a cryptoZ'
anon
wow i also want to do that .play
hussy
i did something and now am eating a salad
>>269059
hussy
i didnt take a shower though. i stink!
anon
>>269053
what happened to this guy i stopped watching him in 2017 i thought all he did was react to videos
hussy
after shower i have to take out the trash
hussy
if i fall asleep it will just stink more
anon
hussies aren't allowed to stink, that's only for crystal "clear"moders like yours truly
anon
If this email is real
anon
i have to be honest, i miss 4chan, but fuck the current gen of higher-ups. not the mods per se, but those above them. "rapeape" 'n' alladat. they're running the site
mitzi
>>269067
>we are coming for you and we will find you
lolololololololol
>>269071
anon
>>269070
the last sentence makes me think it's not real because it sounds exactly like the stuff people would say whenever they were being raided
mitzi
this shit is so fake
anon
i hate hiroyuki so much
anon
it's like they want what happened in 2016 to keep ruining 4chan continuously, on a loop, forever
anon
also the email is being viewed in RoundCube webmail which also makes me think it's being faked
>>269077
anon
ok
mitzi
>>269075
out of all the emails leaked only cock.li is one i recognise to use it so yeah
>>269079
anon
also this hack wouldn't happen if they literally just did a software update lmao
anon
+ should've used email masks for modmail
anon
>>269081
Do you have a mental issue? This is a screenshot from wikipedia
>>269084
anon
if you skip the thing i want then i'm skipping everything to punish you + i'm not telling you which one it is so you don't skip it btw
anon
i will post random stuff
anon
i want to hotbox my room but my mom is sick coughing in the other room and i don't want her to smell it
anon
because i am bored
anon
they should make odourless cannabis
hussy
it will probably help her feel better
anon
dab pens and edibles i guess
anon
>>269093
#spin (only staff can use this command on this board) :(
anon
4lung is so trans or gay or whatever
anon
pansexual
anon
skippers asleep is what i was about to say
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
hussy
even the skunk ran away from me cause i stink so bad
>>269100
anon
dw it's 32:14 someone will skip w/u eventually
>>269099
zamn, gurl
mitzi
twtj4qbolkre1.jpg
i feel so fucking drowsy but i can't fall asleep god i hate these thoughts in my head
anon
yeah i sometimes get paranoid enough that i feel like i can hear voices saying my name saying bad things about me behind my back through the walls because my roommates secretly hate me and spread rumors about me behind my back while i'm sleeping but it turns out sleeping ususally fixes that and not sleeping makes the thoughts worse but maybe it's just the brain damage from that one vodka shot that ruined my life or whatever
anon
nvm no one has HDD anymore anyway so what i said was pointless
nonners
>>269104
cant really replace a PSU fan its scary
anon
what fucking psu did you buy lol
>>269111
anon
is water cooling quieter?
anon
\
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
>be quiet
>is not quiet
anon
.skip
like, i'm curious where it's going but it's getting a bit repetitive at this point and it's so long
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
omg why's it not working??? emergency!!1
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
skipcels nerfed...
anon
>>269121
idk anything about computers. just spray it with WD40 and see what happens lol
anon
>>269121
uhhhhhhhhhhh maybe like spray it with some air or something lol
>>269128
nonners
whats wd40
anon
it's a malebrained thing for us amabs u wouldn't understand my childhood
>>269131>>269143
anon
dude..
nonners
>>269124
its not dusty at all idk
anon
what kinda noise is it making
anon
on the bright side, the unskippable song is getting slightly better?
anon
>>269131
me too. but you're not a realman. you're a bitchboy who doesn't know what WD40 is
anon
lmfaoo wtf
nonners
#ai whats wd40

wd40 is a lubricant/spray that's super common for loosening rusty stuff, preventing corrosion, and quieting squeaky parts. originally made for aerospace, now it's basic garage/household gear. not a heavy-duty lube but great for quick fixes. also some dumb uses like removing stickers or gum. smells kinda weird.
whats wd40
anon
it's an american thing
nonners
its not rusty or squeaky
anon
mmm smells yummy
anon
idk anon just open it and fucking fry ur brains out
anon
:)
nonners
i did open a psu once and vacuumed it
anon
oh shit wait you were that anon LOL
anon
i want to see the other vids tho
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
there must B like 1024 lurkers jamming out rn
>>269150
anon
>>269148
there's only 23 active connections
anon
.help
anon
.llist
anon
.list
anon
.2c
anon
.speed 2
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i feel like the threshold to skip videos over half an hour should be lower or something
nonners
.seek 30:00
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
who TF queued multiple full albums ppl just queue shit and leave damn
>>269168
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
we already saw that one
anon
what regional accent is this
anon
from most to least specific: London, England, Britain, UK
anon
the editing sure is something
anon
.play tunak tunak tun
anon
0 views depressing song incoming
anon
i should smoke meth to this
hussy
i took the trash out so it wont be a mix of smell only my smell
anon
thank you (i'm inside your walls and)
hussy
plaps wall
anon
OwO
SadChan🍉🍉
the way ye touches his shoulder makes me DEEPLY uncomfortable
SadChan🍉🍉
and points at him, the way he invades physical space constantly
SadChan🍉🍉
like my dad a lot
hussy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
who tf queues this stuff
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
wait for the Osaka
anon
okay now that you've seen the Osaka you can skip it if you really want
nonners
oh i see
SadChan🍉🍉
i dont speak this language but its kind of groovy
>>269193
anon
yeah this song slaps in a way that one band doesn't tbdesu
anon
ACT: Muslimgauze ≠ Muslim
anon
'gaze on some English shi
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
we've already seen this
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
SKIPGANG
SadChan🍉🍉
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
omg entire episode of lain WITH AN ANTI SUICIDE AD IN THE TOP LOL
anon
idk if i wanna 🇨 an whole episode but you didn't skip my song just because the title is Arabic so do whatever u want i should probably 🅱️ asleep anyway
SadChan🍉🍉
u are now BLESSED hussy
SadChan🍉🍉
rejoice
hussy
ty
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i think am feeling it
>>269213
anon
blood for the blood gods
BLESSED hussy (saved)
my blood stinks!
anon
.play are you feeling it now mr krabs
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269209
#hug (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>269214
anon
the truth inside
anon
if U feel U lost
anon
.play suicide jedi mind
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i thought that crying was coming from inside my head
anon
.play aol you've got mail sound effect
SadChan🍉🍉
print F
print F
print F
anon
to pay respects
BLESSED hussy (saved)
her hand stinks!
>>269224
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im not going to arf
anon
i was trying to tell a friend about this anime in high school and he just started saying really loudly "THAT'S A LOLI" in front of everyone else in the class and i felt really embarassed and then never told any normies about anime ever gain
krysa
.play take van - lemme fantasize
anon
.play FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT

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