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anon
.play booting up the original IBM PC
anon
i used to get scared my parents weren't "real"
BLESSED hussy (saved)
only conditioned to think theyre real or your parents but really the demiurge to prevent you from true self actualization
>>269233
anon
i'm in that test-tube like Obama
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269231
but then sometimes you get BLESSED
SadChan🍉🍉
i just cursed someone in a video game and they instantly quit when I said they were cursed for life and u dont fuck with witches
SadChan🍉🍉
and we won because it was a 4v5
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i feel safe and blessed
anon
in d'matrix liek neo
SadChan🍉🍉
lains dad
SadChan🍉🍉
is doing his best
SadChan🍉🍉
for a fed
SadChan🍉🍉
W I R E D
anon
i look like Lain's dad btdesu
SadChan🍉🍉
chadly dad moder
anon
this scene is what it feels like when the meth vodka overdose starts hitting
BLESSED hussy (saved)
a glass of meth vodka sounds pretty refreshing rn tbh
anon
erm... it made me take my clothes off in a public park at midnight and i haven't smoked meth since
>>269249
SadChan🍉🍉
its not worth ur soul
BLESSED hussy (saved)
okay
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269246
damn. did u get arrested? or did people just avoid u
anon
nah the park was empty and it's actually based. see u in the park at midnight (don't bring your clothes)
>>269252
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i took my clothes off at public spaces and a lady would take pictures of me and i would have to run or hide if the cops came
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269250
I LIKE TO WALK ALONE.

LATE AT NIGHT.

THATS MY POINT OF VIEW.
BLESSED hussy (saved)
in the dark
anon
i took my clothes off for naked pool night at the gay bar and got asked if i was on estrogen or just had gyno and i guess my manmode isn't passing as cism
anon
.play Grimes Oblivion
anon
.play Let me take you to a gay bar Lain
SadChan🍉🍉
serial experiments lain aired on PBS right after 9/11
>>269261
SadChan🍉🍉
isnt that crazy
anon
.play fukouna shoujo #3
anon
.play Hasan says America deserves it
anon
Miku has mental illness
SadChan🍉🍉
Public Broadcasting is supported through contributions from viewers like you.
SadChan🍉🍉
Thank you for supporting Public Broadcasting.
anon
im an NPR "sustaining contributor" + subscribed to Reuters + have two New Yorker handbags, so I'm all libbed out with reliable sources + I edit Wikipedia + I voted
>>269271
anon
and yet i complain about normies
BLESSED hussy (saved)
best to setup a bunch of radios in tacticle spots tuned into npr 24.7 just out of reach
anon
after the meth vodka i hear the radio on at night even when it isn't if i smoke too much weed or stay up too late
BLESSED hussy (saved)
the mental people better help me soon i dont even have a normal schedule anymore i tried to wake up at 7 yesterday and i did but then i fell asleep around 1 and woke up at night and now im staying up all night.
anon
the mental people make it worse but don't listen to me. but they lock you up in a room with nothing but a TV and take your FREEDOM bruh
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269265
if not lieing insanely based
SadChan🍉🍉
tho the new yorker is kind of cringe it has some based articles sometimes
anon
the new yorker is the last cringe
anon
in rotation i have the most bluepilled-ass shit. NYTimes, WashingtonPost, APNews, Reuters, BBC, NPR, PBS, ProPublica, Wikipedia, Jewish Currents, JTA, Haaretz
>>269298
BLESSED hussy (saved)
so you are a multi millionaire..
BLESSED hussy (saved)
on the donwlow
anon
i don't have enough money to pay taxes. my net worth is like $30. unless you count mooching off my parents then my net worth is like half a fucking million because housing prices are up a bazillion percent where i live
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lol
BLESSED hussy (saved)
thats like 50k bigmac
anon
which is part of why i can't afford to move out
BLESSED hussy (saved)
enough to eat everyday
BLESSED hussy (saved)
its a luxury sandwich theyre like $20+ tip
anon
sorry, but i'm too rich to know what a Big Mac costs
anon
never eaten one in my LIFE
anon
.play America Fuck Yeah
anon
.play Yume 2kki OST Power Plant
anon
RPG2000 breakcore/breakbeat whatever istdesu
anon
.play Suiseiseki desu
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i think am going to do injection this morning.
anon
making glegle oc rn to revive this website
>>269293
SadChan🍉🍉
make sure to put glegle on the booruy
SadChan🍉🍉
98.png
::glegle
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269274
please pay for my SRS
SadChan🍉🍉
someone please give me 1 million dollar
anon
dude ur dumb i can't sell my parents house 'cuz it's not mine
>>269302
anon
>>269303
get a different health insurance. either buy a different health insurance or get a different job that has a different health insurance
SadChan🍉🍉
:(
anon
it's not like i have FFS or SRS
anon
or a degree or a job
anon
or friends or sex
anon
or a life or hope or ambitions
anon
all i have is some half-finished lazer, some estrogen, and almost a year clean off of meth
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
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anon
i fuckin LOVE it when things aren't anti-aliased
anon
MargaretAreYouGrievingOverGoldengroveUnleavingLeavesLikeTheThingsOfManYouWithYourFreshThoughtsCareForCanYouAhAsTheHeartGrowsOlderItWillComeToSuchSightsColderByAndByNorSpareASighThoughWorldsOfWanwoodLeafmealLieAndYetYouWillWeepAndKnowWhyNowNoMatterChildTheNameSorrowsSpringsAreTheSameNorMouthHadNoNorMindExpressedWhatHeartHeardOfGhostGuessedItIsTheBlightManWasBornForItIsMargaretYouMournFor
anon
does it reload the page for everyone when i do that or just me?
anon
also why are those posts highlighted purple?
anon
is anyone else seeing that? i used shyphens btdesu
BLESSED hussy (saved)
killing a vial of e.v.
anon
crush that E one time
nonners
i took my psu outside the case and turned on th pc that way to get a better look at the fan
nonners
im gonna stop the fan now to see if its the thing making noise, i might die
anon
glegle oc complete but it's really bad sorry
>>269329
anon
>>269328
#halt (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
Damn
anon
I failed
anon
my next one will be better
anon
good enough for glegle army propaganda
anon
>>269335
please don't give it cancer. i can't look
anon
also btw i Q'd a video i though was censored but the algorithm actually Q'd the uncensored version of a simliar video so you might want to skip quickly when we get to fukouna unless u wanna see that but hey we're all adults here right
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i just injected girl juice bath water into my leg
nonners
#ai if i get electrocuted from psu will i die instantly or

it depends. psus can output deadly levels of current, but not always. if it's a serious shock from a high wattage unit, yeah, instant death is possible. lower wattage might just hurt like hell or leave burns. either way, don't test it—respect the juice.

(p.s. if you're messing with a psu, unplug it and discharge caps first.)
if i get electrocuted from psu will i die instantly or
>>269348
nonners
he doesnt know
anon
>>269352
#spin (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
>>269354
#spin (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
>>269357
WTF where did you get this picture of me?
anon
i should put on some homophobic music
anon
>>269360
#blur (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
F
anon
>>269360
#freeze (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
.play the age of sacred terror
anon
.play me ne shalto
anon
.play jedi mind tricks nada cambia
anon
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anon
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anon
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anon
:skip
anon
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anon
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anon
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anon
queue filled with garbage...
anon
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anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
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anon
well i'm homophibic and i want you to hear the homophbic learic
BLESSED hussy (saved)
should we skip all and rewrite the playlist cause morning playlist is usually kino and wholesome
anon
trvth
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
okay
anon
mean
anon
it's okay maybe i'll just type it in the chat
anon
I have to go soon so if I'm needed for skipping lets do it all now
anon
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anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
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anon
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BLESSED hussy (saved)
i hope she says homophobic things to me then kisses me
anon
this one isn't homophobic sorry
BLESSED hussy (saved)
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BLESSED hussy (saved)
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anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
i guess it should be programmed to not do age-restricted videos
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i bet that thing can run doom in text prompt
anon
the moment of truth
anon
turn up the volume
anon
real. AGP. shit.
anon
not AGP in the wanting to be girly sense but the CS trans stereotype sense
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
it's over anyway
BLESSED hussy (saved)
she probably smells better than i do right now
anon
.skip (video skipped)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
masterpiece
BLESSED hussy (saved)
wow that is what my life is like on the weekend when i go outside alone
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
oh fuck
anon
dodged a fucking bullet
anon
thank god
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
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BLESSED hussy (saved)
is this the homophobic song
anon
lol
anon
this song's by Camellia
anon
you had a cute starting point
SadChan🍉🍉
that haircut almost made me kms
>>269440
SadChan🍉🍉
wish I could pull off cute bobs
>>269440
SadChan🍉🍉
maybe GD sucks no matter what...
SadChan🍉🍉
but my phone keeps going LOOK AT THIS PHONE FROM 2 YEARS and im like wow
anon
it sucks less if you're cute, i assume
SadChan🍉🍉
im not cute but at least i can go outside now
anon
what did you do before you could go outside?
SadChan🍉🍉
i didnt go outside ofc
anon
i go outside
SadChan🍉🍉
i have 0 real life friends, poor and retarded
anon
and i look worse than your starting point
SadChan🍉🍉
ive seen people who started worse than me that mog me tho
anon
yeah i also don't have friends
anon
well, those people can't be me
SadChan🍉🍉
i started at 29
>>269456
anon
i started at 20
anon
>>269454
wtf why do you look so cute in your before photo? were you already on E in it? oh okay
SadChan🍉🍉
I was like 9 mo on that?
SadChan🍉🍉
3 mo on injections
anon
that makes more sense now
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish I could get FFS to fix my brow bone, I think I could accep tbeing ugly with no regrets as a 4/10 uglypasserr but I still have uncanny valley
BLESSED hussy (saved)
are you in a state that covers ffs
SadChan🍉🍉
yea I am in NYC but its very compicated I have a wierd government insurance from my time as a FED
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i know. the process for getting naything is rediculous
SadChan🍉🍉
because my insurance is federal its up to whoever is president
BLESSED hussy (saved)
my insurance supposed to cover so much and i end up just buying everything out of pocket cause its easier
SadChan🍉🍉
and biden didnt make it that much better (it was still betteer under biden)
BLESSED hussy (saved)
are you enlisted right now?
>>269467
anon
zamn...
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im insecure about my face but my body crushes
>>269472
SadChan🍉🍉
i have nice hips but my torso is long and I have barrel chest
BLESSED hussy (saved)
after reserves am sure you can find a social worker or advocate to navigate the health system to get free ffs
>>269480
mean Homophobe
are you sure? Trump's in office
SadChan🍉🍉
damn that scream went hard
SadChan🍉🍉
great singer
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269475
yea probably NYS is incredibly based but im ADHD so kinda shitty at that stufff
BLESSED hussy (saved)
same i need social workers and advocates to help me with everything. i just bring all paperwork to them.
SadChan🍉🍉
I need to do that with my disability
mean Homophobe
no onen responded to my homophobic music :( did you not hear it when he said faggot? was it muted? plz respond
>>269489
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i missed it
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lmao
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i waited for HOURS to hear your homophobic message.. i stayed up all night. i injected bath girl and sat and waited. and i got distracted.
mean Homophobe
okay well thank you . i guess it's the thought that counts
anon
i have memorized this song
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269483
rightoids arent allowed here though this is an angry hostile space 2 rightoids
anon
too bad
mean Homophobe
goteem
mean Homophobe
what's funny is that leftoids derive the -oid suffix from scientific racial typology, thereby proving the truism that "the left can't meme"
mean Homophobe
only culturally appropriate the right-wing memes
anon
shilling on tttt was a mistake
SadChan🍉🍉
if i was a mod i would ban u grrr
SadChan🍉🍉
homophobia is too cringe for these hallowed halls
BLESSED hussy (saved)
protect me sadchan keep me safe from the mean homophobe he is trying to hold me down and suck me aaaaaaaaaa
>>269505
mean Homophobe
so sensitive
BLESSED hussy (saved)
so is homophobic associaed with homosexual arousal? cause my dad is very homophobic but i think he is on the downlow.
>>269507
mean Homophobe
ur dad gay
mean Homophobe
well, probably bisexual, more likely
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i thought so cause when he used to fart it sounded pretty loose and i know what loose butt sounds like when it farts cause im lowkey a sizequeen so i obv know what loose ass sounds like. and yeah i think he is like a 1980's village people macho man type of gay dude
mean Homophobe
lol wtf is that a thing eww
mean Homophobe
yeah i don't regret changing my name to mean Homophobe. i better make it legal and change my birth certificate so no one deadnames me. this is my new identity and it makes me happy
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yeah and smells
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i know if someone is a plugger or has done some crazy buttsex based on their fart sound and smells
mean Homophobe
this can't be real ewww
mean Homophobe
smells? i mean, how does that even have to do with anything
BLESSED hussy (saved)
raw ass has a specific smell for a couple days after rough sex
mean Homophobe
god, that sounds horrible
mean Homophobe
if i wasn't homophobic before, now i am for sure
BLESSED hussy (saved)
we shouldnt discuss this actually, i dont want to make you more phobic.
mean Homophobe
eh, what i think or feel doesn't matter
BLESSED hussy (saved)
your practically breathing on my neck and empty sack
shrimp
homophobes rnt allowed here
mean Homophobe
okay it isn't like i haven't heard that before or anything
mean Homophobe
ban me if u want 2
BLESSED hussy (saved)
no just hold my hand and see its not a big deal we can walk around the city together and meet your mom and dad
mean Homophobe
no because my mom and dad will judge me and people will see me holding hands with you and judge me because you're probably visibly trans
>>269529
BLESSED hussy (saved)
oh yeah they will know there is some serious fruit juice going on
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269531
yea i u identify as racist or homophobic you are my enemy no matter what. this is an idealogical line that I will never give up on.
mean Homophobe
yeah i kno
SadChan🍉🍉
the world can only be good if people are nice and love each other. sometimes that means keeping ur trap shut if u have mean thoughts. if u are a homphobe keep it to yourself.
mean Homophobe
lol
BLESSED hussy (saved)
my brain is just trying to figure out who can protect me better
>>269537
BLESSED hussy (saved)
idk how to explain it i just wonder can this person protect me and keep me safe? am i okay with this person? etc.
mean Homophobe
protect you better than who? is anyone protecting you beside yourself?
mean Homophobe
what person?
mean Homophobe
SadChan? lol. i guess that's your protector, huh, i see
BLESSED hussy (saved)
sadchan is in the military
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a warriorrr
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yeah
BLESSED hussy (saved)
sadchan is literally a warrior
SadChan🍉🍉
no one on the internet can protect u tho. if you were in my neighborhood i would work with u tho to build community support and human connetions maybe
>>269547
mean Homophobe
>>269546
true. also how do you like being a reservist for a country whose military actions you don't even support? and to get health insurance from them that won't even
>>269548>>269549>>269550
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269547
#halt (only staff can use this command on this board)
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269547
#freeze (only staff can use this command on this board)
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269552
nazis are SO FUCKING TEDIOUS ITS INSANE
mean Homophobe
oh, sorry, asking the rong questions here, i see
>>269551
SadChan🍉🍉
they NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP
SadChan🍉🍉
EVER
mean Homophobe
bro's freaking out over a name... i guess i'm a Nazi
>>269557
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im curled up in my seat knees and shins protecting my torso and peaking over my knees
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269555
#check (checked) maybe u should kys
mean Homophobe
okay. maybe i will then. probably not tho
SadChan🍉🍉
ofc not. you exist to make the world a worse place and get an erection of of being slightly neutral evil. an energy vampire who lives for nothing except the most banal of internet drama.
>>269561
BLESSED hussy (saved)
god i stink
mean Homophobe
>>269559
idk this idea i exist to make the world a worse place is suspect
>>269565
nonners
I FIGURED IT OUT
nonners
its not the PSU making the noise its the GPU, so glad i didnt order a new PSU over this
>>269566
mean Homophobe
does life even have a purpose?
>>269569
SadChan🍉🍉
>>269561
OH REALLLY??? IS IT A LOGICAL FALLACY lmao stfu dude go have sexx
>>269569
mean Homophobe
>>269563
well it's good you figured it out, but i thought you said the noise wasn't always there. i guess that prompts me to ask what could've changed in the GPU
(troll)
>>269576
nonners
i stopped the PSU fan using a plastic stick, the sound was still there then i removed the GPU completely and the sound was gone, im such a skilled craftsman
BLESSED hussy (saved)
oh did you put a cigarette in your psu earlier?
SadChan🍉🍉
i thought this was an anti rightist website I guess I was wrong.
mean Homophobe
>>269569
okay. i've sucked a dick before sorry for being homophobic
mean Homophobe
it was just a fun game
SadChan🍉🍉
i literally do not give a fuck "debating" people like this anymore. they are literally just soul sucking attention hogs it would make the world a better place if they *
mean Homophobe
i wasn't even good at it i gagged a couple times. idk why people freak out so easily but i'll leave then since SadChan is just in full rant mode over it. i didn't even say anything that homophobic
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i think the admins would have already locked this conversation down there is no sex/right politic here
nonners
>>269566
now its almost always there, idk the fan speed changes
mean Homophobe
God
shrimp
what do you expect using a name like that lol
shrimp
youre obviously trying to trigger people
BLESSED hussy (saved)
so is the psu really quiet now, or still some humming?
SadChan🍉🍉
you are literally just here to troll and get attention. pathetic and misanthropic. wretched knave. explode.
>>269584>>269586
nonners
wtf is happening
anon
a slight sense of humor Jesus Christ bro
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i feel safe with sadchan she would protect me if you tried to hurt me
SadChan🍉🍉
literal proof im right, i dont need to respond anymore. just another black soul
anon
maybe if you werent' so defenseive you wouldn't be so easily hurt. just the word "homophobic" is all it takes
(troll)
SadChan🍉🍉
HURT? how am I hurt? im telling you to explode and kys. lmao.
shrimp
all things considered dont tell people to kys here
SadChan🍉🍉
Racists are CRINGED
shrimp
yes yes but this is a nice site
BLESSED hussy (saved)
if he exploded near us sadchan would open an umbrella and it would protect us from the goo
SadChan🍉🍉
we have to protect the nice space
SadChan🍉🍉
it must be protected from those who would hurt the lovely wormies
shrimp
yeah but being mean doesnt do that
SadChan🍉🍉
:O
shrimp
a wise person once said... dont feed the trolls...
>>269599
SadChan🍉🍉
ur right
shrimp
>>269601
#hug (only staff can use this command on this board)
shrimp
what the fuck
h
w why is hug gone
shrimp
has the site been gimped of everything fun because of all the new people
>>269612
h
::nose ?
SadChan🍉🍉
people complained about #freeze and #halt and #blur (only staff can use this command on this board) so now we r FUCKED
SadChan🍉🍉
this imagry is kind of creepy what do u think she is thinking about, this figure with the black wings
BLESSED hussy (saved)
holy warfare of witches
shrimp
what image
SadChan🍉🍉
wormwatch
SadChan🍉🍉
it was fallen black angels
SadChan🍉🍉
and witches dancing sinfully (bazzed)
shrimp
where???
SadChan🍉🍉
WOMRWATCH
shrimp
OH
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lol
shrimp
i have it off
shrimp
at least this still works
h
>>269625
#refute

ah yes, the profound and intellectually rigorous statement ";bounce" – truly a thesis that demands serious engagement. let me dismantle this airtight argument with the precision it so clearly deserves.

first, the syntax is questionable at best. semicolons are typically used to separate closely related independent clauses, not to introduce imperatives. are we to assume this is some form of truncated code? if so, it lacks context, variables, or any meaningful structure. if not, it’s just grammatical nonsense.

second, the command "bounce" is maddeningly vague. bounce where? from what? is this a demand for physical action, a suggestion to leave the conversation, or an avant-garde commentary on elasticity? it fails to specify, rendering it functionally useless.

third, even if we charitably interpret this as a colloquialism (e.g., "let’s bounce"), it presumes a shared intent or context that doesn’t exist. why should anyone obey this arbitrary directive? where’s the justification? what’s the incentive? the sheer arrogance of assuming compliance without reasoning is staggering.

finally, the lack of punctuation at the end suggests either laziness or an intentional stylistic choice to appear aloof—both of which are lame. if you’re going to waste everyone’s time with a one-word "argument," at least commit to proper syntax.

in conclusion: meaningless, contextless, and lazy. try harder.
>>269628
shrimp
>>269627
#kiss (only staff can use this command on this board)
shrimp
this is so tragic
nonners
.play ye crashes out over a pdf
SadChan🍉🍉
it is sad we lost so much commands :<

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