imagine if your parents got killed by memes, it would be so embarrassing

chicken jockey is a minecraft thing?

I thought it was a slang for cock rider

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women on ssris

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why did gangnam sytle haver become meme nostalgia?

never*

yes I remember where I was exactly when it happened

I was explaining to my high school guidance counselor that Snapchat is just used to send sexts

rp_downtown_v4c_v2 with missing CS textures was my schizz

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when Michael Jackson died I was playing halo 3 customs

heee heee

>>270529
really soooky u should write for creepypasta

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>>270522
#freeze

scam

>>270536
#blur (only staff can use this command on this board)

>>270539
ya

>>270539
noooooooo we don’t. feel free not to think things through before typing

like how happy!

ran ran ruuuu~

I for one welcome my friends

be the change u wanna see in the world

>>270559
updoot

get trolled

>unknown title 40 hours

48 hours

endless 8

>>270564
u probably will

maybe after 30 minutes it autosends?

only one at a time, tho

if you wait too long other messages will block it

>>270571
and the digits

>>270571
what other ones have u tried out now?

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has this place fallen to inactivity once again

its 10 am

wherever u live maybe

its 10pm where i live this is peak channer time

do you live in india?

its 12pm

no im aussie

west coaster and proud

wow ok i was thinking that the place where actual aussies live is not exactly 12 hours from me

most ppl live on the east coast

so thats 2 hours added

its 12pm

most ppl in my timezone are from china tho

i think i heard that perth is the most remote city in the world is this true?

china and the phillipines

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>>270604
yeah

thats crazy

the next closest city is adelaide which is a while awY

away

when i was a kid my family did a road trip just around the west coast and the desert, it took like 4 months lol

big country lol

>>270612
bruh straight outta Oregon Trail

don’t die of dysentery

>>270616
on the great northern highway (the road that goes from north to south through the outback) there is a routine to count the cars that have broken down

wait can you see me type this live? what the hell

yes

>>270612
WHAT

not routine, tradition i should say

wow, hi

>>270625
so fucked up how when I do it it’s kidnapping but when parents do it it’s summertime fun

>>270625
yeah basically

i got to see uluru though

do they know about Uluṟu in the states

does this use websockets?

>friends

>>270637
ya

>>270636
i was seven and my dad brought a console so i was just vibing

i like websockets

>friends

missed some school tho

based

Australia is a nice country

i wish i didnt live in the most boring city tho lol

tru

>>270637
i didnt make this, but i made a lil thing like it more like irc n weote a bit abt it if ur interested https://moth11.net/blog/lrc/

adab (assigned dad at birth)

its over

its so weird to think that they dont have tradies in the states

do they have FIFO in the great usa

no

(idk)

filial information Fortnite objects

thats wild

it’s like

fly in fly out work

like i get a mining certification and then a company flys me out to the pilbara and i mine nickel for 2k a wekk

>>270663
yeah they do that for a lot of Alaskan jobs

week ffs

>>270665
in west australia it’s super common to have mining as a second option

>>270667
true

do you ever meet west australians on the internet?

like if i fail school i go mining, if i cant afford uni i go mining

>>270668
like nippon and the tuna fishing boats

>>270670
all 5 of them

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I wish those kinds of things were more common

I want to be a slave laborer and kill some time tbhon

>>270670
nope lol. lotta ppl from the east coast tho

>>270673
can you say that

>>270672
i dont have to worry, i went to the best school in the state so im set 4 life in uni

i don't like this song can we go to the next one? can you skip? is that possible?

>>270679
I did that but crashed out trying to day trade it during COVID

what

bruh

omg don’t mention real estate in Australia lol

everything here is so nsive

what the frick

but anyways all the houses here are so expensie

zoooomerhax

trve

i like glegle :)

bout to glegoon soon

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same desu

glegle doesn't know about sex

don't imply that they do, please

not yet

they haven’t met me

omg there is a stupid election happening in this country

gleggin

are there smart elections?

>>270719
smarter than america but the standards arent very high lol

if a communist is on the ballot

>>270718
glegle

glegging my beary, and when i say "beary" lets just say, nice board

i love you, anon

gleeged on her gleg glegoomed on the gleg

>>270722
all the left people here are insufferable

>>270728
that sucks :c

>>270731
i like to think of myself as decently left wing but ill be voting for the labor party i think. good track record historically and the greens seem irresponsible

I like to think of myself as a tulpa

if only they had my hyper niche strain of non insufferable leftism :/

how do i phlags

>>270738
already am

are tulpas worth it

TRVEMVNMVDVR

::acorn

are there any homos here or is it just trains

should i make a tulpa

trains planes and automobiles, in fact

tulpas r as real as hypnotism

>>270763
something something Blanchard something something

>>270765
i have this but its super loud static and obnoxious noises

ASPCA arrested me for tulpa abuse

ii

ffs

i tried fixing myself with some hypnotism stuff a while ago and when that didnt work i considered going down the tulpa route

it seems to weird and permanent 4 me

>>270773
just do DMT

>>270775
im already a stimmy addict i try to stay away from other drugs

drugs in general addictive or not

>>270778
if you get addicted to DMT youre some kind of masochist

when i was a teenager i started using my meds more than i should and i entered a cycle where 24/7 i was always on some form of medication

>>270782
im abusing my addy rn 90mg and countin

vyvanse to Ritalin to melatonin

completely fucked me up once the melatonin stopped working

>>270787
daily? jfc

>>270792
yeah I buy a second prescription from my friend

and then I take the IR 10mg like candies

>>270793
why

also adderal is just american vyvanse right? they dont offer it much here

>>270796
gotta go fast vrooooom

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>>270798
make sure to take breaks, reliance is worse than addiction

>>270801
too late tbh. I’ve taken adderall since age 6. at least 30mg a day

>>270802
6?? how bro

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peak

if I stop taking it I can’t poop for 3 weeks

istg in 20 years they r gonna do investigations into kids getting on adhd meds the same way they do to oxycontin and purdue

>>270807
I better get compensated

its criminal

i got put on Ritalin when i was 10 and I swear it’s changed my mental chemistry

>>270811
for sure. I was a typical aggressive kid and turned into a shy introvert girlphobe

i got on uh
i forgot lol

took it for a year or 2 tho

>>270812
adderal does that? stims made me neurotic

>>270815
overly self aware I guess. it is used to control impulsive behavior often

>>270816
me or u

i want a cute boy to fuck me

>>270816
i thought they only used stims for adhd lol.

>>270819
that’s what the adhd diagnosis is for. but like maybe the kid just has bad impulse control idk

this had not to be this way, mom, im gonna miss you tho

ive never tried hard drugs tho

anything involving a needle seems extreme

>>270824
try dxm

I’ve just done coke and Molly at parties

>>270826
what’s that again

>>270827
well yeah but that’s cuz its stims. vyvanse, dex, ritalin, concerta, all that shit r just the stims strong enough to give u a buzz but weak enough to keep u at ur desk

>>270829
epic cough syrup aka the cure for gd

the first time I did coke I fell asleep immediately after because I was already up to like 130mg of adderall

i dont want to be a tranny guys,,, i feel like a feeak all the time and my family hates me lol lmao IM GONNA KILL MYSELF.

>>270831
tf does it even do. isnt that the one in benadryl

>>270834
real

>>270836
no retard, those two are whole different things, dxm is like the good version of dxm

>>270830
jerking on meth can’t be that different to jerking on 5 ritalins lol

>>270834
have u tried not being one?

jerking on gleg

>>270840
>>270840
yes,,, it made me more sad and miserable

glegerall ER

>>270838
im too slow to tel if ur being serious or not

>>270845
im being serious, dxm is actually good

>>270846
peak

>>270847
does it give me brain damage

>>270842
imagine not being at 100% sad and miserable all the time in 2025 lol

>>270849
no, it doesnt

>>270851
what does it do

>>270852
it makes you disasociarse kfufbskchfkdcichdkdnzixk FUCK and it makes music sound good

>>270853how is that any better than vyvanse gooning tho

weed made me disassociate

i dissociate 24/7

im associated in my dissociation

im only 1 month into hrt, and im already craving boysmell, and boydick and boyfriends,,, i was supossed to be a cute lesbian, why is this happening to me?

agp alarm WARNING WARNING WARNING

now i have girlsmell

no i never liked men before hrt, i always find them disgusting till now

cumsmell

people always seem to be getting “girl smell” after not showering for a month…

i literally just fucked a male friend of mine yesterday well, i give him a blowjob idk if thats the same

i never liked glegle before hrt..... help

>>270868
is this the agplacebo?

yes

>>270877
ftm?

sad

>>270877
>more

[

>>270878
do ftms use the diaper flag?

]

wtf is the diaper flag

/] brohoof

I WANT TO FUCK FTMS TOO GOD

i need to suck a tcunt

>>270885
is my slang dated, that’s. what we used to call it

HIR COMMT DIE SONNE

the only good thing about stimmies is that they keep u skinny

that reminds me i need to gain weight for hrt gains

that remidns me i need to loe weight

>>270894
why would you ever want to voluntarily gain weight

>>270898
this

>>270898
big tits, wide hips, big ass?

fatmaxx grift

>>270900
agp alert

but also you don’t get those things from nowhere u need to at the very least go to the gym and gain it in muscle

>>270902
agp is when you want to be a sexy woman

>>270905
yes

>exercising

u don’t wanna be a fatty

fatmaxxers always look like picre

>>270910
>pov fell for the fatmax grift

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i anamaxxee before hrt and i dont regret it

>>270913
shut up,,, skinny women are not cute

i miss being that skinny i looked so good

>>270916
skinny women r the only cute women. otherwise they’re called veluptusous however it’s spelt

skinny = life

NO? WHAT HAPPENED TO BIG TITS WIDE HIPS LARGE ASS?

yes

>>270921
those dont make u look good tho. nikocado avocado mogs us in all those qualities

>>270921
got patched out last update sry

>>270924
TRVKE

>>270924
well fucking austwich prisoners were skinnier than you

auschwitz*

>>270927
press x to doubt

...

>>270927
i still eat lol, but i like to be able to feel my collarbone and have it be visibly defined

if i stay skinny i will never have boobs

that’s my benchmark

>>270932
thats not so bad tho

when you're permamanmoder the meta is being as skinny as possible: fact

>>270934
it its, i have ultra chest dysphoria T_T

my chest feels like a nest without eggs...

I am honestly pretty chubby for my standards rn

im not

i take a holiday of stimmies and i gain 6kgs in a wekk 😭😭

i am honestly ugly

i want a polycule tbh

>>270944
WHY

>>270946
what is better than one girl? two, or three

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i weighed 60kg yesterday and i lowk felt like throwing up

>>270945
the country of India would like a word