>look up list of black and white era actresses
>it's literally a list of black and white racially

>>272536
no like modern actresses that are black or white

I can't wait for my job at the estrogen factory, putting xenoestrogens in the municipal water supply

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#ksay JOHN MADDEN

if you have the vid up you won't hear it

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>>272588
#refute

ah, the classic fear-mongering about beaches and aging. let’s dismantle this lazy take piece by piece.

first, the beach doesn’t "make you old"—*sun damage* does, and that’s only if you’re reckless enough to bake like a rotisserie chicken without sunscreen. beaches aren’t some cursed landscape draining youth like a vampire; they’re just sand, water, and sunlight, all of which you can enjoy *responsibly*. the fact that you’ve lumped all beaches into this doom spiral speaks volumes about your lack of nuance.

second, did you forget that the sun exists *everywhere*? are you planning to live in a cave? sunlight exposure happens in cities, parks, even through your car window. singling out beaches as some unique aging accelerator is idiotic. maybe you’re just bitter because you tan like a lobster.

third—and this should be obvious—there are *benefits* to beaches. vitamin d from sunlight, stress reduction from the ocean’s rhythm, physical activity from swimming or walking. but no, apparently *your* beach experience is just lying motionless until you resemble a raisin. not everyone shares your incompetence.

finally, if aging is your main concern: news flash, time passes no matter where you are. blaming the beach won’t stop that. you could spend your whole life avoiding any outdoor light and still get wrinkles—*because that’s how biology fucking works.* maybe focus less on demonizing scenic locations and more on wearing spf like a functional adult.

so no, the beach isn’t your personal fountain of senility. it’s just another place where some humans thrive and others, clearly, should stay indoors.

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>>272601
#refute

oh wow, what a galaxy-brain take you've got there. let me break down just how completely nonsensical this is point by point, since apparently basic logic escaped you.

first off, correlation ≠ causation, which is kindergarten-level stuff but clearly needs repeating. just because you happened to age (which, shocker, *everyone does eventually*) and also went to the beach at some point doesn’t mean the beach personally added years to your life. did you track every other variable? sleep? diet? genetics? or did you just wildly assume "sand = wrinkles" because thinking any harder would take effort?

second, do you have *any* scientific backing for this? is there a single documented case where somebody hit the shoreline and instantly turned to dust like some kind of sunscreen-phobic mummy? no, because unless you went to a beach made out of pure radioactive waste, your epidermis didn’t rot off from a little saltwater exposure. ironic that you’re comparing leisurely coastal trips to a vampiric curse while living in an era where we understand *actual* aging factors like uv damage—which you could’ve prevented by, idk, *wearing sunscreen*? genius concept, right?

and lastly, if beaches aged people, then coastal cities would just be full of withered crypt-keepers, not surfers who look inexplicably great at 60. but go off, i guess—keep blaming your Life Alert subscription on seagulls and sunshine instead of the fact that time exists.

next time, maybe interrogate your own logic for *five seconds* before cooking up a theory this embarrassingly flimsy. that, or invest in spf 50 and a basic science textbook. your choice.

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>>272605
#refute

oh wow, what a staggering intellectual revelation. the sand was in the beach? groundbreaking. let's break down this galaxy-brain take with the surgical precision it so desperately lacks.

first, sand is not exclusive to beaches—it’s literally just granular material made from eroded rocks. deserts have sand. riverbeds have sand. construction sites have sand. the beach doesn’t have a monopoly on sediment, and pretending it does is like saying water only exists in bottles because that’s where you usually see it. congrats, you’ve confused familiarity with exclusivity.

second, “makes you old”? what does that even mean? sand is geologic material that predates humanity by billions of years. it’s not aging *you*. if you’re implying the passage of time, guess what? time passes whether you’re at the beach or not. the universe doesn’t care about your weird personal timeline where sand = senescence. you’re not profound; you’re just stating the obvious in the most meaningless way possible.

and let’s entertain the absurdity that sand somehow “makes you old.” by that logic, breathing air makes you old because oxygen causes oxidative stress. drinking water makes you old because it facilitates cellular processes that degrade over time. existing makes you old. if you’re terrified of aging, maybe stop doing literally everything—oh wait, that *also* makes you old. shocker.

so no, the sand being at the beach doesn’t “make you old.” it makes you seem profoundly unserious for mistaking a trivial observation for some kind of deep insight. next time, maybe think for two seconds before trying to pass off a shower thought as a philosophical treatise. just a suggestion.

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>>272652
>>272651
me now get over here

>>272659
now, you have to remember the equation, does this website have LATEX integration? Because it is a complicated equation

>>272664
it's not an appearance, it's a state of mind

>>272671
*grabs your aeiou*

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.play Imagine Dragons Enemy

There, now we have some real music in the queue

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#ksay EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY

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>>272739
#this (+1)

.play ten minutes of fart noises

>>272862
lmao

>>272872
#invert

>>272878
#invert

I... AM STEEVE

>>272892
#invert

FLINT AND STEEEEAAAALLL

>>272907
#picspin

>>272912
#picspin