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mitzi
i still instinctively (agp instincts btw) look at my boobs in the mirror or from a side profile then remember they can't grow anymore and then i get sad they are small
>>273595>>273596
anon
>>273592
this looks so comfy I can't wait for the pollen to go away so I can go camping again
rose
>>273591
they like probs can grow more lol, idk why u think otherwise
>>273613
Himeposter
>>273591
I just get happy when gay dudes think they are with a weird boy with tits when they grab them
anon
I always seem to have allergies I don’t notice when they’re gone
rose
its so nice when ppl tell me how like smooth and soft my skin is, makes me so happy
Himeposter
Real happiness is breaking the scheme of sex/pleasure/gender
>>273623
anon
i love chasers
rose
idk fag
anon
#ai why has Britain gotten worse the last few years? has anywhere gotten better?

boris johnson and the tories ran the country into the ground with brexit, austerity, and corruption. public services are crumbling, wages are stagnant, and the cost of living is insane. the u.s. isn't much better but places like portugal and new zealand are trying progressive policies that actually help people. still, late-stage capitalism is crushing most places. why has Britain gotten worse the last few years? has anywhere gotten better?
Himeposter
>>273602

Letting the days go by, the water flow underground
rose
my main issue rn is that im fat which makes passing kinda tricky cos im also tall
>>273625
Himeposter
Ranma
krysa
better version
anon
itsover
Himeposter
El conchesumare que puso toda la serie en el tubo
anon
I heard nz isn’t so good
krysa
ew english dub
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
>48 hour video
Himeposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
>blocked by viz

>:(
anon
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anon
>>273629
I know how to read russian but not how to speak it
rose
group goon sesh starts in 5 btw guys
anon
>>273599
I agree but I feel ugly from not being gender conforming. so I’m a ciscel
>>273628
rose
>>273607
but at the same time its like so nice being grope n having ppl like grab my body n stuff so idk
anon
why isnt australia a republic already? dont they hate the british
>>273627
anon
>>273627
wow I thought it was just gonna be a tan glegle with a cowboy hat or something
anon
is the muslimgauze anon still here after like 10 hours lol
>>273633
Himeposter
>>273632
I literally slept like 8 hours, took lunch and he still here
dawn
>>273634
the communists have the music
rose
wanna do poppers but i sniffed the bottle i had wehhhh
Himeposter
Amazing
anon
>>273634
all trannies are welcome regardless of libness
Himeposter
>>273634
Non stalinist nor maoist... i guess
mitzi
i wanna drink poppers
rose
poppers are so fun, my favie <3
anon
poppers are bad don't use them just learn to have sex properly without using drugs to loosen your muscles
dawn
never tried em, don't they kill your brain cells?
Himeposter
Wtf are poppers?
rose
get a girl to hold your head while you sniff them and have them tell you they didnt say you could stop
mitzi
poppers are stupid i get that they are generally like safe but still just seems like an unnecessary thing to use just prep at home and plug you fucking whore
>>273650
Himeposter
The only drug I took for sex was viagra, lol
rose
headrush fr
rose
.play james ferarro leather high school
mitzi
.play there's no home for you here
rose
idk on my good days i think i look like a girl n pretty n stuff n its a lot easier to think that when someones fucking u also but then i get like "iouughh its so over" a bunch
anon
I have to get ready to drive back to my parents' house for Easter bye bye libpol.org/lgbt
>>273706
Himeposter
You celebrate easter? I only comply with lent
>>273693
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Himeposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Himeposter
CALLA CAGADA
anon
.play virgin veins coma
mitzi
CONCHETUMARE ME TRAIS HASTA LOS HUEVOS CON TU MUSLIM
Himeposter
Ayyyy
Himeposter
Uy, esa percusión ta fun
Himeposter
Pero skipeen
Himeposter
Es hvda
Himeposter
Firme
Himeposter
Mucha hvda
mitzi
fome
mitzi
.play thomas dolby hyperactive
mitzi
can someone skip
anon
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mitzi
danke
anon
lesbian time
mitzi
wo
anon
shout out mitski
mitzi
shouout to mitski a girl hit on me outside the mitski concer but since i didn't have insta or anything i lost track of her im gonna kill myself
>>273684>>273685
Himeposter
.play tour de france etape 3
anon
>>273682
i am so sorry, but lord have i been there before
Himeposter
I never was into mitski even after hearing some albums but... this is kinda okay
mitzi
i like mitski enough to listen to her albums every now and them out of boredom and to have songs like washing machine heart on playlists but meh don't care much about her
Himeposter
I'm more into Fiona Apple, tbh
>>273694
nonners
im more into you're mom
mitzi
i miss my ukranian bf
faith:3
>>273688
valid take for someone who thinks mitski is just okay tbh
anon
okay I'm shutting off my pc for real now bye
rose
im more into beat crusaders, i love beat crusaders
krysa
.play daria - you are standing on my neck
faith:3
is there a way to check the play queue?
mitzi
hover over the top right bit of the screen
nonners
you can also click on the video to keep it visible
faith:3
oh i got it thank y'all :)
anon
>>273655
drive safe nonny I hope you have an ok time
rose
.play beat crusaders firestarter
faith:3
.play jane remover angels in camo
rose
.play masturbation instructions
>>273714
mitzi
>>273713
#freeze (only staff can use this command on this board)
rose
#bark
lost
>>273712
that cat that cant pronouce moew mic
anon
#meow
rose
#arf
rose
no arf
rose
what animal-girl are you chat?
>>273730
Himeposter
I'm red panda
mitzi
fop
faith:3
fawn
rose
im a golden retriever :3
faith:3
>>273729
maybe it goes harder live,,,
lost
.play clash royale
lost
this song kinda peak
lost
nvm it got repetitive, 5.9/10
>>273726
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faith:3
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anon
no dont skip[
mitzi
this song was fun for like the first 2 minutes now it is digging into my ears worse than fucking muslimgauze
faith:3
we don't gotta skip it i can tolerate more of this probably
anon
1 minute
mitzi
whoever queued this fuck you yknow what
Himeposter
I'm cooked if this shit is okay-ish for me?
lost
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
.play hot dog song mickey mouse
rose
im listening to robogirl x mechanic asmr rn
lost
is Joe Hawley good chat?
mitzi
yes
mitzi
sometimes i wish i could be friends with him then i realise he would've probably groomed me
>>273747
anon## admin
if you like this website please link it to people you know thank you
mitzi
he looks like the guy to have a tranny fetish and would ether live vicariously through me or would use me as a sex toy, joe hawleeeeeee
anon
shitty ai slop
faith:3
every big rock band had some AI visualizer at some point, even King Gizz did that shit too :/
anon
i thought the mgmt one was cool when it came out
faith:3
the King Gizz one wasn't bad either imo
mitzi
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this is from before the ai schloppening tho
lost
alright whoever know this song,i love you and we sgould become terminal online friend
mitzi
.play daily blues king gizzard
mitzi
ty for reminding me of them
faith:3
would be a bad idea to ask who "them" refers to in this case?
faith:3
would it*
mitzi
king gizzard is a band but they are kinda like split at times in the way that they release music that maybe just one band member made
mitzi
that's how they push like 3 albums a year
faith:3
oh for real? so kinda like death's dynamic shroud then
mitzi
idk but its just a sort of meld of being a normal band but also giving each member their own bit
>>273765
mitzi
amy you bitch i'm going to carry you to bed and do things to you if you try to freeze again
>>273769
faith:3
nice try girl
faith:3
sesbian lex
mitzi
.play wwwebcage omgilysm
faith:3
oh shout out to webcage, love them
anon
.play otp no nightmares
mitzi
holy fuck when was the last time i listened to duran duran
>>273777
anon
I’m an NFT that’s my personality now buy my NFT
mitzi
>>273777
no like just listening to their stuff on my own time and stuff, genuinely haven't listened to them in like 2-3 years
>>273786
faith:3
>>273782
ah yeah that makes sense, the Invisible trend got me back into their stuff though
amy
>>273785
im releasing it into the public domain
anon
I should my own nft blockchain called copy chain and it’s what’s on all the others but way cheaper
>>273792
lost
yoooo dong nam a mentioned
amy
>>273789
in fairness that kind of defeats the purpose the whole idea is that its exclusive and/or authorized by the artist
>>273793>>273800
anon
how can i watch daria?
faith:3
yeah south east asia
faith:3
oh for real! i've never heard a non-Filipino say "in fairness" before
>>273801
amy
oh no im american
anon
>>273792
yeah hehe I think it would be funny but also maybe make money
amy
>>273798
its a useful figure of speech it lets me be non-commital
faith:3
it is.
amy
::yag
amy
::ye
anon
I think usually I hear ‘to be fair’ or ‘in all fairness’ as an ameri
lost
yoo dong nam a mentioned
mitzi
national treasure of the uk
amy
i
amy
why cant i press enter
amy
on yea
amy
::yea
amy
oh i think my internet just sucks
mitzi
.play i am a camera the buggles adventures in modern recording
amy
::ya
amy
::yah
amy
how do u spell that again
mitzi
thank you for not queueing the yes version for the first time ever fucking piece o shit oyutube i hate i hate you i hate you i hate you
faith:3
hehehehe yeh
anon
all images posted here are now my property as NFTs
mitzi
all the images are mine to keep
>t. rouge the bat
>>273827
anon
>>273825
oooh that gives me some kind of Deja vu
lost
b
lost
and u wanna?
faith:3
i saw that.
mitzi
haiii aymeeee
lost
baka
anon
how does it feel that I’M respecting how boards work by being anon and I’M an oldfag and epic and the real user here and I’M the most important and what i say goes no matter what
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amy
say what u will about macos but i love that you can press option+key to type special characters
>>273843
amy
look accént
faith:3
>>273837
but how will girls flirt with me if they can't say my name :C
anon
uuuuuuuuu I want girl flirts
faith:3
holy shit anon got blurred
anon
it’s so over
amy
it had to be done
mitzi
my mum says that my real irl name is that of a whore
>>273857
anon
how long left in this semester yall got
mitzi
i mean idk about that its a normal name but i am certainly one
>>273858
lost
not really college but maybe 3
anon
oooohhhh that’s pretty but stands out too much waaahhh
mitzi
>>273858
i am not that i have a really fucking simple and common name (atleast outside of mexico but like you still find some people with my name or atleast variations of it)
>>273862
amy
>>273861
whats ur name mitzi dox urself
mitzi
i'm not gonna say it because i'm somewhat well known and i dont wanna blow my cover
>>273866
anon
marry magdalain mitzidotter
mitzi
but i still don't fucking know why i'm told i have a whore name
>>273869
mitzi
ITS A NORMAL NAME I AM A WHORE
mitzi
>>273869
i love dick what can i say
faith:3
gock girls unite
amy
ur reminding me of the fact that it has been way too long since i last got laid
anon
I’m too scared to be a whore but if I were one I’d like to be a useful one ppl liked but ppl always talk bad about whores
>>273878
mitzi
i used to be friends with jellybean or whatever her name was, and by proxy was like friends of quackity but god blegh
anon
it would be cool to be a sacred temple prostitute and help society but noooooo
>>273880>>273882
lost
i
amy
>>273881
i missed what u were typing so ok :D
lost
i will remember this
faith:3
i need to finish watching daria, i had just finished season 1...
amy
okay i have an idea mitzi whats like a name that has the same vibe as ur name
mitzi
Andrea but with an english pronuniation
>>273894
mitzi
why did i try to up arrow am i stupid
>>273893
faith:3
>>273890
that doesn't sound whore-ish at all
anon
is daria available on a streaming service or something
>>273898
faith:3
>>273896
i think one of them has it, but i just torrent streamed it
faith:3
>>273897
still not any where in the whore territory imo
amy
>>273897
maybe like a tiny drop of whore but not crazy at all
anon
>>273882
I’m starting a temple we are so back we just need to convince ppl to fund us
faith:3
>>273904
CRYSTAL IS A WHORE NAME. YOU'RE RIGHT.
mitzi
Roxxane
mitzi
>>273908
i mean that's what i am and i'm told i have a whore name so maybe both go in one way
anon
>>273908
#reply also say why they have those names and tell me about them

amelia grace - overused in church circles, gives off that ultra-pure homeschooled vibe with a name trying too hard to be biblical and delicate.

hannah joy - basic but timeless for christian girls, screams pastor’s kid who’s never questioned anything but writes worship songs with vague lyrics.

abigail hope - another "virtue name" combo, feels like someone whose entire personality is modesty skirts and blush pink aesthetics.

sarah beth - double-names like this are instant homeschooler red flags, usually paired with an unhealthy obsession with courtship culture. also say why they have those names and tell me about them
>>273924
mitzi
>>273914
whore mother gives whore name to child (child ends up being a whore too)
>>273923
mitzi
rose really went ahead and had a child with the fucking skrunkly fat man from the harbour instead of doing sesbian lex with pearl absolute whore i will die on this hill i don't care
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amy
>>273923
love and friendship and hope
anon
>>273924
#kiss I hope u feel better
anon
how much will that be xD
faith:3
>>273925
>sapphic flag
yeah makes sense that you'd choose to die on This Hill
>>273935
anon
why do mormons give their daughters names like Lakelynne or Raileigh
>>273936
mitzi
>>273934
THAT'S THE PINACLE OF WHORE NAMES
anon
xD
mitzi
>>273937
shiiii.,,.,. deadbeat butch would go hard.,,.
mitzi
>>273942
alex is whorey but dependant on how said alex is presented, i think alex is not fit for brunettes that's just whore name through
>>273960
anon
ok desire then that should be fine
amy
>>273942
alex could be a tomboy or a whore
anon
or maybe w 2 es to add class desiree
faith:3
>>273945
i'm dying to know what you were referring to in this entire conversation
>>273954
lost
noooo its meow MIZ
lost
FUCK
rose
what do we think about the name rose?
>>273961
anon
makes me think of doctor who
faith:3
kinda whorey but not quite there, honestly depends on the wielder of the name >>273954
>>273962
mitzi
.play torr jet fuel iced tea
lost
this sounds pretty peak ngl
amy
>>273955
in terms of being whore-ish ? idk i think its safe
rose
but also just in general do we mess with it?
mitzi
>>273960
the bitch who ruined my life was named lexi i am never dating a lexi in my fucking life and will tell all my friends to stay away from them
>>273968>>273967
faith:3
>>273962
well then it amplifies your whore-factor by like 20% at the least
anon
>>273964
Grrr I will KILL all lexis I will destroy and lexus car I see due to the ((connekshun))
amy
>>273964
good to know will shun all lexis
faith:3
writing this down i guess,
anon
shunning lexis like a jehovah's witness
rose
other names to consider: cassidy, angel, helel, penny, belle
>>273974>>273975
mitzi
ban all lexis
anon
i used to go by angel online but i realized it didnt fit me very well
mitzi
>>273974
that's a male name do not use it as a female name you just sound like a cowgirl and you know what they say about cowgirls
>>273978
amy
>>273977
is it ? it kind of feels like a girl name to me
rose
i wanna use cassidy sometimes, its cute, same with angel too
>>273983
lost
RAHHH musuc good
rose
itd be cute to just use multiple names lol
>>273984
Himeposter
I go by Alexis irl, lol
>>273988
faith:3
>>273981
i do irl! but the names are phonetically similar to each other so people don't really get it confused
anon
I wanna b a precious angel :<
rose
told a girl to guess my name last weekend and she said angel lol
>>273987
Himeposter
>>273988
Is my... neutral name given by birth... I kinda like it
anon
sorry you gotta change ur name it violates our ‘no Lexi’ rule
anon
ive always liked the name darcy
rose
she was like pre-e tho, decided i dont fuck with pre-e girls no more
mitzi
we need to have a regex bit in the civil registry that automatically denies custody of children if the parent tries do do any form of alex, lexi, etc; and gives the child a normal name like idk

jebbediah
>>274002>>274004
rose
if i ever have a child i'd wanna name her hallelujah
Himeposter
IF I HAVE A BOY I WILL CALL HIM ALCIBIADES
anon
thats a very "17th-century puritan" name
anon
i
faith:3
should...
faith:3
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Himeposter
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anon
international masturbation month
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