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amy
>>273798
its a useful figure of speech it lets me be non-commital
faith:3
it is.
amy
::yag
amy
::ye
anon
I think usually I hear ‘to be fair’ or ‘in all fairness’ as an ameri
lost
yoo dong nam a mentioned
mitzi
national treasure of the uk
amy
i
amy
why cant i press enter
amy
on yea
amy
::yea
amy
oh i think my internet just sucks
mitzi
.play i am a camera the buggles adventures in modern recording
amy
::ya
amy
::yah
amy
how do u spell that again
mitzi
thank you for not queueing the yes version for the first time ever fucking piece o shit oyutube i hate i hate you i hate you i hate you
faith:3
hehehehe yeh
anon
all images posted here are now my property as NFTs
mitzi
all the images are mine to keep
>t. rouge the bat
>>273827
anon
>>273825
oooh that gives me some kind of Deja vu
lost
b
lost
and u wanna?
faith:3
i saw that.
mitzi
haiii aymeeee
lost
baka
anon
how does it feel that I’M respecting how boards work by being anon and I’M an oldfag and epic and the real user here and I’M the most important and what i say goes no matter what
>>273842>>273840
amy
say what u will about macos but i love that you can press option+key to type special characters
>>273843
amy
look accént
faith:3
>>273837
but how will girls flirt with me if they can't say my name :C
anon
uuuuuuuuu I want girl flirts
faith:3
holy shit anon got blurred
anon
it’s so over
amy
it had to be done
mitzi
my mum says that my real irl name is that of a whore
>>273857
anon
how long left in this semester yall got
mitzi
i mean idk about that its a normal name but i am certainly one
>>273858
lost
not really college but maybe 3
anon
oooohhhh that’s pretty but stands out too much waaahhh
mitzi
>>273858
i am not that i have a really fucking simple and common name (atleast outside of mexico but like you still find some people with my name or atleast variations of it)
>>273862
amy
>>273861
whats ur name mitzi dox urself
mitzi
i'm not gonna say it because i'm somewhat well known and i dont wanna blow my cover
>>273866
anon
marry magdalain mitzidotter
mitzi
but i still don't fucking know why i'm told i have a whore name
>>273869
mitzi
ITS A NORMAL NAME I AM A WHORE
mitzi
>>273869
i love dick what can i say
faith:3
gock girls unite
amy
ur reminding me of the fact that it has been way too long since i last got laid
anon
I’m too scared to be a whore but if I were one I’d like to be a useful one ppl liked but ppl always talk bad about whores
>>273878
mitzi
i used to be friends with jellybean or whatever her name was, and by proxy was like friends of quackity but god blegh
anon
it would be cool to be a sacred temple prostitute and help society but noooooo
>>273882>>273880
lost
i
amy
>>273881
i missed what u were typing so ok :D
lost
i will remember this
faith:3
i need to finish watching daria, i had just finished season 1...
amy
okay i have an idea mitzi whats like a name that has the same vibe as ur name
mitzi
Andrea but with an english pronuniation
>>273894
mitzi
why did i try to up arrow am i stupid
>>273893
faith:3
>>273890
that doesn't sound whore-ish at all
anon
is daria available on a streaming service or something
>>273898
faith:3
>>273896
i think one of them has it, but i just torrent streamed it
faith:3
>>273897
still not any where in the whore territory imo
amy
>>273897
maybe like a tiny drop of whore but not crazy at all
anon
>>273882
I’m starting a temple we are so back we just need to convince ppl to fund us
faith:3
>>273904
CRYSTAL IS A WHORE NAME. YOU'RE RIGHT.
mitzi
Roxxane
mitzi
>>273908
i mean that's what i am and i'm told i have a whore name so maybe both go in one way
anon
>>273908
#reply also say why they have those names and tell me about them

amelia grace - overused in church circles, gives off that ultra-pure homeschooled vibe with a name trying too hard to be biblical and delicate.

hannah joy - basic but timeless for christian girls, screams pastor’s kid who’s never questioned anything but writes worship songs with vague lyrics.

abigail hope - another "virtue name" combo, feels like someone whose entire personality is modesty skirts and blush pink aesthetics.

sarah beth - double-names like this are instant homeschooler red flags, usually paired with an unhealthy obsession with courtship culture. also say why they have those names and tell me about them
>>273924
mitzi
>>273914
whore mother gives whore name to child (child ends up being a whore too)
>>273923
mitzi
rose really went ahead and had a child with the fucking skrunkly fat man from the harbour instead of doing sesbian lex with pearl absolute whore i will die on this hill i don't care
>>273927>>273929>>273931>>273938
amy
>>273923
love and friendship and hope
anon
>>273924
#kiss I hope u feel better
anon
how much will that be xD
faith:3
>>273925
>sapphic flag
yeah makes sense that you'd choose to die on This Hill
>>273935
anon
why do mormons give their daughters names like Lakelynne or Raileigh
>>273936
mitzi
>>273934
THAT'S THE PINACLE OF WHORE NAMES
anon
xD
mitzi
>>273937
shiiii.,,.,. deadbeat butch would go hard.,,.
mitzi
>>273942
alex is whorey but dependant on how said alex is presented, i think alex is not fit for brunettes that's just whore name through
>>273960
anon
ok desire then that should be fine
amy
>>273942
alex could be a tomboy or a whore
anon
or maybe w 2 es to add class desiree
faith:3
>>273945
i'm dying to know what you were referring to in this entire conversation
>>273954
lost
noooo its meow MIZ
lost
FUCK
rose
what do we think about the name rose?
>>273961
anon
makes me think of doctor who
faith:3
kinda whorey but not quite there, honestly depends on the wielder of the name >>273954
>>273962
mitzi
.play torr jet fuel iced tea
lost
this sounds pretty peak ngl
amy
>>273955
in terms of being whore-ish ? idk i think its safe
rose
but also just in general do we mess with it?
mitzi
>>273960
the bitch who ruined my life was named lexi i am never dating a lexi in my fucking life and will tell all my friends to stay away from them
>>273967>>273968
faith:3
>>273962
well then it amplifies your whore-factor by like 20% at the least
anon
>>273964
Grrr I will KILL all lexis I will destroy and lexus car I see due to the ((connekshun))
amy
>>273964
good to know will shun all lexis
faith:3
writing this down i guess,
anon
shunning lexis like a jehovah's witness
rose
other names to consider: cassidy, angel, helel, penny, belle
>>273975>>273974
mitzi
ban all lexis
anon
i used to go by angel online but i realized it didnt fit me very well
mitzi
>>273974
that's a male name do not use it as a female name you just sound like a cowgirl and you know what they say about cowgirls
>>273978
amy
>>273977
is it ? it kind of feels like a girl name to me
rose
i wanna use cassidy sometimes, its cute, same with angel too
>>273983
lost
RAHHH musuc good
rose
itd be cute to just use multiple names lol
>>273984
Himeposter
I go by Alexis irl, lol
>>273988
faith:3
>>273981
i do irl! but the names are phonetically similar to each other so people don't really get it confused
anon
I wanna b a precious angel :<
rose
told a girl to guess my name last weekend and she said angel lol
>>273987
Himeposter
>>273988
Is my... neutral name given by birth... I kinda like it
anon
sorry you gotta change ur name it violates our ‘no Lexi’ rule
anon
ive always liked the name darcy
rose
she was like pre-e tho, decided i dont fuck with pre-e girls no more
mitzi
we need to have a regex bit in the civil registry that automatically denies custody of children if the parent tries do do any form of alex, lexi, etc; and gives the child a normal name like idk

jebbediah
>>274002>>274004
rose
if i ever have a child i'd wanna name her hallelujah
anon
i
faith:3
should...
faith:3
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Himeposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
international masturbation month
>>274017
lost
clash royale mentioned .skip
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
the fuck
anon
>>273997
>>273998
#reply did they really have names like this? why?

yeah they really did. puritans loved naming kids after virtue or biblical concepts – hope, faith, charity, etc. some were even weirder, like "fly-fornication" or "kill-sin." blame the whole "religious zeal" thing. also made it easier to guilt-trip them later, probably. did they really have names like this? why?
mitzi
gilbert and eustace or fuck estanislao is a more normal and less whorey and shameful name than any gem name or lexi variation
Himeposter
>>274011
I love Alcibiades from greek history, I want my son to be based like him
anon
chastity was a common puritan name i think
anon
kill-sin is cool
faith:3
if i met a girl named kill-sin i'd probably die of stress on the spot
>>274019
mitzi
if i was able to be a mother i'd give my children fire ass names
>>274022>>274032
anon
>>274016
you’d die of kill cuz she could see if u committed any sins ever and use 2nd level smite evil
Himeposter
>>274018
I will give them the most large and unnecesary names
>>274024
Himeposter
Like Frederic III George Walter Karl
rose
i'd probs be a terrible mother, especially rn
anon
naming my daughter Shub-Niggurath
anon
>>274020
yes can you link lgbtchan.org in that thread
anon
im no longer banned
anon
>>274018
based first name assault last name rifle
first name knife last name desire
anon
why would you do this to me
Himeposter
>>274024
I will call my name with the full name of Karl IV
faith:3
>>274031
if we were actually getting laid we wouldn't be on this tucked away corner of the internet posting about wanting it, you're fine don't worry.
>>274039>>274055
anon
israel is my favorite siouxsie song
anon
>>274021
it’s too fancy non whore name
mitzi
god i've known like 6 people named israel in my life and they are all bitches
>>274050
rose
its been like a month since i last got topped, im dying oit here
>>274049>>274059
Himeposter
Real cool names are like this: Karl Franz Josef Ludwig Hubert Georg Otto Maria
mitzi
more considering just the shortening of "isa" which may aswell be isael
anon
izzy
faith:3
>>274057
i blushed ngl that's hot shit are you trying to murder me? :3
>>274062
rose
>>274049
right here right now baybeeee
mitzi
>>274042
*stands behind you and hugs you tight while breathing down your neck* hey~
rose
bend me over and slut me out out here in the open, pussy
Himeposter
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mitzi
>>274046
jokes on you i haven't gotten laid in a year AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>274064
anon
naming my child isis
mitzi
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anon
naming my son Yusef Islam Mohammed
>>274085
amy
we need a same image
lost
how is this not skip yet lmao
amy
is there a good pic for that
faith:3
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anon
naming my child food stamp
Himeposter
DISNEY JUNIOR
lost
NOOOOOOO
Himeposter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mitzi
disney junior won
anon
i associate this song with sitting on teh couch and vomiting repeatedly
>>274082>>274084
faith:3
>>274077
i remember eating two mcdonalds cheeseburgers, watching a camcorded version of Lorax on a pirate DVD and then throwing up both cheeseburgers in the bathroom and that's why i didn't eat mcdonalds for 4 years after that
>>274094>>274100
mitzi
>>274063
naming my child Osama Bin Laden Descendant of the Muhhamad Throne of New Israel Juarez Perez
>>274087>>274088
anon
this setup seems marginally more retarded than the board
amy
>>274085
i don't think that's good. kind of a whore name
lost
anyway i was chunkling on 24 sausages on the floor when that plays
Himeposter
Based
anon
Naming my child Radiant Paladin of the 4th Reich
>>274109
anon
i used to just get sick a lot as a kid and id sit on the couch and watch disney jr or pbs kids sprout
anon
aww I hope it had some good moments
anon
AYAYA AYAYA
rose
need a girl to tell me i have a whore name while she fucks me
>>274104>>274107
mitzi
>>274084
i had the same experience except with apples and with some weird ass "hi 5" or sm tv show in discovery kids, genuinely didn't eat apples until i was like 13
>>274108
anon
women
Himeposter
Ayayaya
anon
need a girl to bite my ear off
lost
anime girl ytp to classical music got the vibe to it
faith:3
>>274100
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER HIGH 5. why is it always the multi-colored fuckshit shows that get kids to throw up, actually i think i answered my question right there
>>274114
anon
>>274092
yooo I’m going to do that too
amy
>>274104
last night i felt like i was i ran out of estradiol im refilling it tmrw but my hormones are out of wack and i was so fucking horny in the weirdest fucking way and i was trying to fall asleep and like humping my bed. it was fun tho
>>274122>>274123
anon
one of the last posts i made to 4chan was "why is it so hard to find a cute mentally fucked transbian gf" and someone said "you are currently on the mentally fucked transbian board"
rose
>>274104
i need a girl to fuck me and tell me im a whore and that her fucking me is what i was made for
mitzi
>>274108
AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT GEN Z UNITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Himeposter
GEN Z OF THE WORLD, UNITE
mitzi
gen z of the world, lest all puke watching discovery kids
anon
hi everyone
anon
i'm back again
lost
i know hi 5
anon
good to see you're all posting about yearning for other women
anon
>>274111
that’s good you enjoyed it!
faith:3
>>274111
you needed hormonal imbalance to get to that state? shit girl that sounds like me on a weekly basis :'')
>>274127
lost
hardest tutorial about tying yo shoes
anon
need a girl to hook me up to a blood changer machine and replace my blood with her blood and also wildly swing the hormones around
mitzi
i like causing hormonal imbalances on myself it reminds me that i was anemic and that i can fall back into that at any point it also numbs my sexuality or sometimes makes it hyper both are fun
rose
im only on 2mg instead of 4mg the last couple of weeks while i wait for my e to get delivered n ive been a lot needier, which is surprsing cos i was needy anyways
Himeposter
I'm doing 12mg of cipionate... am I mentally ill?
>>274132
amy
>>274130
i like it tbh its nice to not have to think about it if i dont wanna
>>274135
mitzi
>>274129
no that's a normal dose if you're doing injections every 14-15 days (day difference depends on your blood test results)
>>274134
anon
need a girl to trade teeth with
>>274136
faith:3
>>274131
(my ass is pre-E in case it wasn't obvious) the reduced sex drive is one of my most anticipated effects
>>274141>>274150
anon
>>274133
your teeth are too valuable anon that would be like a million teeth for one of your teeth
>>274145
anon
need a girl wholl listen to shitty 90s horrorcore with me in bed
Himeposter
I'M ESTRADIOL, DESTROYER OF MEN
mitzi
LENA YOU BITCH STOP GROOMING THE YOUNGER GENS INTO DOING 400PGML
>>274143
rose
i need them to invent emo boy hrt tbh
Himeposter
>>274140
I'm Lena Juicer 100%
faith:3
>>274141
where i live it's fairly easy to get it the official route i'm just waiting for a psych thing then i can start >:)
>>274149
rose
need a girl to do hormone injections on me and then tell me im becoming such a pretty girl for her
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anon
>>274135
yeah I kinda wish for that too quite a bit
faith:3
>>274147
sometimes i need to think about how a transfemme in heat with a keyboard is often better at getting people horny than even the horniest of porn artists in the world
>>274163>>274170
mitzi
.play aishite ado
mitzi
ado ado adoad oad oad
amy
>>274152
hollywood baby guitar riff starts playing
mitzi
.play weezer getchoo
anon
need a girl to just hang around yknow. be chill with. maybe smoke weed together
anon
need a girl who is never chill and smokes all my weed right out of my lungs by squeezing me and mashing faces together and only communicates by shouting
rose
>>274153
i just be leaking n saying stuff icl to you, im giggling n such
>>274172
anon
that is BARELY a g...
mitzi
that is not a fucking g
amy
weed :>
faith:3
>>274163
hehehehe leaking... hehehehehehehfdewiufheiufhehehehe....
rose
need a girl who ays we're getting high together but really shes giving me way more weed so she can get me dumb n easy to use
>>274179
anon
>>274160
that would be really really nice
mitzi
that is not
lost
oooooo
mitzi
i don't really like weed (edibles are barely something i like but still nice ig and its more about the experience bitch!!!) but god if i could do that with someone
>>274193
Himeposter
.play there's more live than this bjork
amy
i love weed tbh but its so expensive
rose
im like kinda whatever on weed but itd be nice to be dumb n helpless for a girl
mitzi
god i'm lonely
anon
i used to be friends with this "amab transmasc" guy who told me he thought weed was retarded
>>274194>>274195
anon
i want to be gay
anon
>>274186
yeah weed can have some bad effects on random people
anon
it was fun though but I’ve always been a lil schizoid
>>274202
Himeposter
>>274182
I'm totally pro drugs but against weed
mitzi
i'm like pretty anti-drugs all things considered, just find it to be stupid and a waste of resources, but i am not gonna deny there's nothing like weed to just be all fucking silly
>>274204
Himeposter
Weed is icky
anon
right now hes dating this weird catholic tgirl who posts mostly about getting molested
anon
idk it was from a friend I just inhaled it and held it when it was my turn and they called me smaug it was fun and then I thought I saw a giant bird but they pointed out it wasn’t and then I was like ooohhh yeah you’re right haha
anon
>>274192
.play 21st century schizoid man
anon
i've played the amab transmasc card too
anon
try it
mitzi
>>274204
i despise alcohol (has been drinking for years on and off)
Himeposter
>>274205
Nononono, lowercase m to uppercase M
anon
male to Male
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