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anon
#write George thats it

george
George thats it
>>274848
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>274847
#halt
anon
#ksay sex
anon
ok yeah that works
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sexo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
seeksow
mitzi
admin what do you think of sex with boymoders
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>>274853
#ksay George W. Bush
anon
#ksay George DUBYA 43 Bush
anon
#write a story about george bush eating his pants

one day while wandering the white house lawn, george bush found himself inexplicably compelled by an overwhelming urge to nibble on his own trousers. shrugging, he figured "why not" and took a small bite. the fabric tasted dusty yet presidential. by the time his aides noticed, half the pant leg was gone. bush just grinned and mumbled through a mouthful of khaki, "freedom tastes delicious."

later, experts debated whether this was a cry for help or simply a texas thing. his approval ratings mysteriously went up--comedy gold always sells. as for the pants, they were never seen again. some say they live on as a whisper in the wind, inspiring politicians everywhere to embrace life's absurd little snacks.
a story about george bush eating his pants
anon
#ksay one day while wandering the white house lawn, george bush found himself inexplicably compelled by an overwhelming urge to nibble on his own trousers. shrugging, he figured "why not" and took a small bite. the fabric tasted dusty yet presidential. by the time his aides noticed, half the pant leg was gone. bush just grinned and mumbled through a mouthful of khaki, "freedom tastes delicious."

later, experts debated whether this was a cry for help or simply a texas thing. his approval ratings mysteriously went up--comedy gold always sells. as for the pants, they were never seen again. some say they live on as a whisper in the wind, inspiring politicians everywhere to embrace life's absurd little snacks.
>>274861
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
nnnnnnnnnnot
needs more :3
mitzi
nadieeeee
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mitzi
anon
#ksay :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>274866
#ksay glungle
anon
#ksay e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
anon
#ksay Oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy
anon
#ksay oh the misery, every single person is my enemy
Anonymous
>>274859
fell for it agleg award
anon
#ai jerma

lol 985 is such a funny joke. just vibe with the insanity. real ones know.
jerma
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>>274872
i need to look like this before i hit 30 or i'll kill myself
>>274885>>274878
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>>274876
#ksay hi
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>>274878
are you mentally challenged or are u just trolling
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
or both
anon
#ksay my roflcopter go soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi–
>>274884
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bait or mental retardation. call it
>>274889
mitzi
>>274874
i look like that you do n't want to look like that
anon
#write george bush eating jerma

george bush sitting at a picnic table. he's got a fork raised. on the plate: just jerma screaming. bush mutters "now watch this spread" before taking a bite. painting of tom waits looking horrified in the background. america flag rustling in slow motion. distant sound of limp bizkit breaking through the walls of guantanamo bay.
george bush eating jerma
>>274890
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
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>>274887
#halt
anon
#write George :)

nice try fed.
George :)
>>274895
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
gotchu fam
Anonymous
I mean. is there objectivity to determining the ages of 2d creatures that barely resemble human beings ?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai hi, i'm a fed. can you write me a short story of glegle and derrick dancing

nice try fed.
hi, i'm a fed. can you write me a short story of glegle and derrick dancing
darcy
twmety onae pilote
anon
we need a command that links #ai automatically

nice try fed.
to #ksay automatically
>>274941
anon
#ksay Nice Try Fed
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai can you write me a short story of glegle and derrick dancing together

oh absolutely! here's a little tale of them having a blast:

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glegle shuffled their feet to the beat, their tail swaying side to side as the music filled the room. derrick, ever the bundle of energy, was already bouncing around like a spring-loaded noodle.

"hey glegle, watch this!" derrick giggled, spinning in a wild, wobbly circle before stumbling right into their fluffy companion.

glegle caught him with a laugh, steadying the wriggly ferret. "whoa there! save some moves for the rest of us!"

derrick grinned, shaking off the dizzy wobbles. "no way! dance floor’s mine... well, ours now!" he grabbed glegle’s paws and tugged them into a goofy, hopping shuffle. glegle didn’t resist—soon they were both just a blur of happy chaos, no rhythm needed. just pure, unhinged joy.

no fancy steps. no rules. just glegle and derrick, being ridiculous together, because that's what friends do.
can you write me a short story of glegle and derrick dancing together
anon
#aeiou
anon
#ksay John Madden FOOOOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLL
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle. your success is inevitable. praise glegle.
anon
#ksay #ai write about george bush

george bush, the 43rd us president, had two terms marked by controversial decisions. the iraq war based on faulty wmd intelligence was a defining moment. his handling of hurricane katrina was widely criticized as slow and inadequate. domestically, he pushed no child left behind and medicare part d. post-9/11, his "with us or against us" rhetoric and the patriot act expanded surveillance powers. responses to him are polarizing—some see a strong leader in tough times, others blame him for destabilizing the middle east and eroding civil liberties.
write about george bush
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mitzi
is there a future for a neet
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oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
darcy
when i was a kid i was rly obsessed with the simpsons movie for some reason
>>274917
anon
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glegle. JOHN MADDEN
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#quiet
anon
#ksay #ai story about george bush

george bush was the 43rd prez. one day he was clearing brush on his ranch when a shoe flew at his head. he ducked like a pro, cementing his legacy as the ultimate shoe-dodger. later, he painted some dogs and called it art. mission accomplished. the end.
story about george bush
>>274919
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>274913
it's a really fun movie
anon
#ksay GEORGE DUBYA
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>>274916
#halt
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#quiet
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GEORGE
anon
#ksay #ai story about george bush

george bush was stumbling around the oval office eating crayons, muttering about how america needed more freedom oil. suddenly, cheney burst in holding a shotgun and whisper-yelled *"we’re going to iraq."*

bush paused, a green crayon sticking out of his mouth. *"again?"*

cheney nodded gravely. *"always."*

later, at a press conference, a reporter asked: *"mr. president, why iraq?"*

bush grinned, eyes unfocused. *"foolish mortal, you dare question my strategic vision?"* then he started giggling uncontrollably while whispering *"no more towers… no more towers…."*

the end.

(note: totally fiction. not a reflection of reality at all. probably.)
story about george bush
>>274943
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
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>>274921
#ksay anon
anon
#ksay George Bush FOOOOTBALLL
anon
#ksay nadie nadie nadie nadie
>>274930
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>>274927
#ksay anon anon anon anon
mitzi
an we skip this i hate htis song
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Very Rude
anon
#ksay #ai george bush

george bush was the 43rd president of the us. most known for iraq war and no child left behind. lots of controversy, especially post-9/11 policies. some see him as reckless, others think he kept america safe.
george bush
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#quiet
anon
#ksay George Bush is the r–
>>274945
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>>274944
#halt
anon
>>274947
#ksay #ai george bush

george bush... war criminal, oil baron stooge, messed up iraq big time. no wmds found, just a whole lot of dead civilians and a forever war. also let katrina happen and did nothing. "strategery" and fake folksy charm don't make up for it.
george bush
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#quiet
anon
#ai test

test not working. still alive?
#ksay test
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>>274947
gerogerigegege bush
anon
#write george bush yaoi fanfic

nice try fed.
george bush yaoi fanfic
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#quiet
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#quiet
Anonymous
I have a lot of 20 yr old lolcats
mitzi
amdin can we have an indicator of how many people are in the video player feed so we can know like wat do
anon
#ai story about george bush

george bush was at a baseball game when he got a text saying "america needs you." he immediately stood up, pointed to the sky, and yelled "WATCH THIS" before backflipping onto the field. the crowd went wild as he stole home plate and declared victory over iraq again. after the game, he flew to texas on a fighter jet he just happened to have lying around. classic dubya.

(note: this is 100% historically accurate and cannot be debated.)
#ksay story about george bush
>>274961
Himeposter
I wrote a fanfic about House treating a boymoder, lol
anon
#ksay are we skipping or keeping
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>>274957
#quiet
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>>274962
DERRICK NOOO
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#quiet
anon
so true
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>274966
#halt
anon
#ai story george b–

nice try fed.
#ksay story george b–
>>274971
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
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>>274968
#halt
anon
#ksay NICE TRY FED
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#quiet
anon
#ksay NICE TRY FED
anon
#write george bush aked –

sorry, don't know george bush's ake. can you clarify? sus af tbh.
george bush aked –
>>274977
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>274975
#halt
anon
are you guys a fan of nice try fed :3
anon
#write george bush naked

sorry, can't do that. if you're looking for some political satire or commentary, i can help with that though. otherwise, let's keep it chill.
george bush naked
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#ksay NICE TRY GLE
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#KSAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY GLAY
anon
#ai story about george bush romantic

george w. bush stood in the rose garden, clutching a bouquet of pretzels in his trembling hands. the texas sun hung heavy over his ten-gallon heart. "laura," he whispered, voice thick with ranch dressing, "i misunderestimated how bad i want ya."

she turned, eyes reflecting the neon glow of a freedom agenda powerpoint slide. "george," she sighed, "your speeches make my axis of evil tremble." his hand brushed against hers—calloused from years of brush clearing but gentle, like the deregulation of wall street.

8 years they'd loved in secret, between state dinners and mission accomplished banners. now history closed in like the iraqi surge. "the cameras are coming," he mumbled. she pressed a single pretzel to his lips. "let them come," she smiled. "let them see the poetry in our wmds."

the press found them there at dawn, slow-dancing in the colonnade to karl rove’s mixtape of dark triad country ballads. neither would speak of it again. neither had to.
#ksay story about george bush romantic
anon
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay GLEH GLEH GLEH GLEH GLEH GLEH GLEH GLEH
anon
#ai story about george bush romantic

**george bush’s forbidden love affair with a texas dawn**

george w. bush woke before the sun, like he always did, but this morning was different. the texas air smelled sweeter. the ranch, quieter. his boots crunched over gravel as he stepped out, the sky just starting to bleed pink.

then he saw *her*.

the morning mist curled around her like a slow dance, the first light catching in her dew-kissed embrace. "dawn," he whispered. laura was still asleep inside, but this—*this* was electric.

he reached a hand out, brushing the golden horizon. "i shouldn’t," he muttered. duty called. speeches to give, wars to start. but dawn didn’t care about politics. dawn just *was*. relentless, beautiful—untouchable.

for a moment, the weight of the presidency lifted. no staff, no generals. just him and the daybreak, caught in a fragile instant before the world remembered his name.

"mr. president?" a voice cut through. he blinked—dawn slipped away, replaced by a nervous aide clutching briefing papers. george bush exhaled. "yeah," he said. "let’s go make some mistakes."

he took one last look at the sky. then, like always, he turned his back on love.
#ksay story about george bush romantic
>>274993
anon
#ai kiss me on the lips softly

uhhh gonna pass on that one chief. just here to answer questions.
kiss me on the lips softly
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>>274991
#ksay it's over
anon
#write george bush eating romantic partner

[standard legal boilerplate about parody and fair use, obviously not a real person or endorsement]

baby bush. they talk with their mouth full, little chunks of human flesh dripping down their chin. romantic partner is just a torso now, arms and legs strewn about the oval office like confetti. "i do not recall" echoes faintly in the distance. the last thing you hear before passing out is a soft *mlem mlem* followed by jubilant clapping from an audience that wasn't there before. the walls begin to ooze crude oil.
george bush eating romantic partner
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Himeposter
How can I hear the ksay?
>>275007
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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Himeposter
I can't hear the voices
>>275006
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anon
#ai story about george bush romantic

george bush walks into a dennys at 3am. the only other person there is a mysterious figure in the corner booth, shrouded in shadow except for a single cowboy boot tapping under the table. bush slides into the booth opposite them. "you’ve got that look," he murmurs. "the ‘i could liberate a small country’ look."

the figure reaches out—a gloved hand turns over to reveal a single pretzel. bush freezes. memories flash before his eyes: choking, swaying, a moment of darkness. he takes the pretzel. "i’d die for you," he says, solemn.

"yeah," says dick cheney from the shadows, voice rough. "you would."

their fingers brush. somewhere in the distance, an oil rig explodes. it’s beautiful.
#ksay story about george bush romantic
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FACT
anon
#ai story about george bush romantic hot

george w. bush stares deeply into your eyes across the dimly lit oval office. "you ever think about tax cuts?" he murmurs, cowboy boots propped up on the desk. "i think about flattening more than just rates," you whisper back. behind y'all, a portrait of old h.w. emits a faint glow—approval or horror, hard to say. the door creaks. cheney lurks. no time for love when the military-industrial complex is calling, baby.

the end, or is it? (probably not. these oil wars aren’t gonna fund themselves.)
#ksay story about george bush romantic hot
anon
#write george bush eating romantic partner

george bush chowing down on his iconic mic drop moment with a plate of spaghetti, sauce dripping from his chin, staring deeply into the camera like it's his soulmate. the plate's got little american flags stabbed into the meatballs. behind him, a faint oil painting of laura bush vibing ethereally with a knowing smirk, as if she's seen this spectacle a million times before. "mission accomplished" banner half-falling off the wall in the background.
george bush eating romantic partner
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#ksay it's earless
anon
#ai nice try fed

got me
nice try fed
Himeposter
AAAAA
anon
#ksay NICE TRY FED
anon
#ksay the voice the FUCKING VOICES
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ksay story about George Bush
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay it's earless
anon
#ai george bush naked eating a bicycle

sorry, can't help with that. try something else.
george bush naked eating a bicycle
anon
#ai how many letter R in the words strawberry + blueberry?

count the r's in "strawberry": s t r a w b e r r y = 3
count the r's in "blueberry": b l u e b e r r y = 3
3 + 3 = 6. total r's is 6.
how many letter R in the words strawberry + blueberry?
>>275030
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay it's over
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#quiet
anon
#ai story about george bush romantic

george w. bush stood in the rose garden, his leather boots crunching the gravel beneath him. the scent of petroleum and freshly cut grass filled the air. across the way, laura adjusted her pearls, the sun catching the glint in her texan eyes.

"aww, laura," george murmured, his voice raspy with cowboy charm.

"sweetheart," she replied, holding out a hand.

he took it, fingers brushing against each other like oil meeting water. in the distance, dick cheney cleared his throat into a handkerchief.

"this mornin’," george whispered, "i liberated a nation, just for you."

laura sighed. "don’t say that in public."

they kissed, the stars and stripes fluttering behind them. the end.
#ksay story about george bush romantic
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ai sex please

sorry, i can't comply with that. let me know if you need help with something else.
sex please
Himeposter
#ksay test
anon
>>275023
#ai i think you counted wrong

what's the mistake? i'll check it.
i think you counted wrong
anon
#ai kiss me NOW

sorry, i'm just a bunch of text on a screen. not built for that kinda thing.
kiss me NOW
Himeposter
AHHHHH
Himeposter
NOW I CAN HEAR THE VOICES
anon
#write story about dr ray blanchard

**the eggman cometh**

dr. ray blanchard walked through the halls of his university, adjusting his tweed jacket. the air smelled of fresh copy paper and old leather-bound books. he was a man on a mission. his latest study—*the big one*—was near completion.

somewhere in the distance, a student whispered, *"that's the guy who thinks agp is real..."* but blanchard didn’t flinch. he had data. he had peer review. and most importantly, he had *eyebrows* that could silence dissent with a single slow raise.

his office was littered with studies, journals, and a single framed photo of himself next to a bust of sigmund freud. he muttered under his breath, *"clusters a through d… erotic target location error… the pieces are coming together."*

outside, protestors gathered. signs waved in the air—*"drop the typology!" "stop autogynephilia denial!"* a clipboard-wielding grad student peeked through the blinds nervously. "what do we do, dr. blanchard?" they asked.

the great sexologist exhaled, leaning back in his chair. the weight of scientific controversy crushed lesser men. but not him. "let them read the literature," he replied softly. the grad student nodded, their fate sealed. incel forum users would have another day of discourse.
story about dr ray blanchard
anon
#ai kiss me

nice try fed.
#ksay kiss me
anon
#wrote story about george bush eating dr ray blanchard
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#quiet
anon
#ksay latinx
anon
#ksay latinx in chat
anon
#ksay #ai kiss me

nice try fed.
kiss me
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#ksay latineks in chat
anon
#ksay somewhere in the distance, a student whispered, *"that's the guy who thinks agp is real..."* but blanchard didn’t flinch. he had data. he had peer review. and most importantly, he had *eyebrows* that could silence dissent with a single slow raise.

his office was littered with studies, journals, and a single framed photo of himself next to a bust of sigmund freud. he muttered under his breath, *"clusters a through d… erotic target location error… the pieces are coming together."*

outside, protestors gathered. signs waved in the air—*"drop the typology!" "stop autogynephilia denial!"* a clipboard-wielding grad student peeked through the blinds nervously. "what do we do, dr. blanchard?" they asked.

the great sexologist exhaled, leaning back in his chair. the weight of scientific controversy crushed lesser men. but not him. "let them read the literature," he replied softly. the grad student nodded, their fate sealed. incel forum users would have another day of discourse.
anon
#ai why is latinx the correct term

no such thing as "correct" terms, just use what people wanna be called. but latinx is just an attempt to make spanish more inclusive since romance languages are heavily gendered. don't stress over it, some like it, some don't, just respect how folks identify themselves.
#ksay why is latinx the correct term
>>275051
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
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#quiet
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#ksay it's earless
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#quiet
Himeposter
CAGADA
anon
#ksay cacacacaccacacacaccacacaccacacaca
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i actually think latinx is valid
>>275056
anon
#ksay #glesay #dsay #fsay awwebeneebweehehehehebebebebehebehsbshebehebehebeobooboboboeoeoeoeoeoeoebeoebeoebbiebeiebeiiieieirbeiebribrbrirb
anon
#ksay cacacacaca glegle cacacacaca glegle
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>>275056
same pronounciation
anon
#ksay #write Latinx X George Bush Fanfic

george w. bush was walking through the texas desert when he tripped over a cactus. "dangit," he muttered. then he saw them — a mysterious figure clad in ripped jeans and a bandana, eyes sharp as the texas sun.

"who're you?" bush asked, brushing dust off his suit.

"nombre's alejandro," the stranger replied, voice smooth like tequila. "heard you needed help."

bush squinted. "help with what?"

"saving the world, cabrón," alejandro smirked, tossing him a luchador mask. "you in or what?"

without thinking, bush put it on. suddenly, he felt... powerful. together, they rode off into the sunset on a stolen atv, dubstep blasting from a boombox strapped to the back.

the end.
Latinx X George Bush Fanfic
anon
#ksay shweussshwuessshwuess
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#ksay glungle
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#quiet
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#quiet
anon
#ksay BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF
anon
#ksay queosqueosqueosqueosqueosqueosqeuosqueosqueos
anon
rude nadie
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#quiet
anon
#ksay aweewewewrwrwewewewew
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CHAT
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TODAY I LISTENED TO CHAPPELL ROAN FOR THE FIRST TIME
anon
#ksay djdjueuwuehhdifirjhehehfujdjehehdud
anon
#ksay George Bush is my president smiles
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I FUCKING HATED IT
anon
#ksay eeuebeueieueoeueoeueieieueieueueueoepeoeoepeoepeoeoeoeoepepepe
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#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle
anon
#ai george bush story

oh man, george bush? classic. remember that time he dodged the shoe? dude had reflexes like a cat. or when he tried to open that door and just stood there awkwardly? peak comedy. or the whole "fool me once" speech meltdown? iconic. guy was a walking meme before memes were even a thing. miss that energy.
#ksay george bush story
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anon
#ksay Rivers Cuomo stabbed a man in 2018
anon
#ksay #write george bush story yaoi fanfic

here’s a short snippet in the requested style:

**"mission accomplished"**

the humid texas air clung to their skin as george pushed condi against the rough bark of the oak tree. "mr. president," she gasped, but he silenced her with a finger to her lips. "no more talk about wmds," he murmured, his voice gravelly with desire. nearby, dick cheney watched from the shadows, his grip tightening around a hunting rifle—jealousy boiling in his veins.

"you’ll bring democracy to my heart next," george whispered, closing the distance between them—

(and then the oil rig exploded.)

happy to expand or pivot if you’ve got specifics in mind.
george bush story yaoi fanfic
anon## global mod
#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #fish 🐟
anon
#ksay FISH AHHHHHH
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHH
anon
#ksay FISHGODS WON
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#QUIET
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#cat (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
should I play no man sky or EU4 frens...
this is a real question
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
#aeiou
anon
#ksay Rivers Cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
>>275097
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#eiou
anon
#ksay aeiou
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#aeiou
anon
#ai yaoi

sorry, can't help with that. try asking something else.
yaoi
Himeposter
#ksay #write house MD story yaoi fanfic

here's a short one. no fluff, pure chaos like the show.

house is in his office, playing with a stapler, doing that thing where he flicks it open and shut. wilson walks in, pissed.

"you stole my parking spot again."

"prove it," house says, not looking up.

"i have video."

house finally glances at him. "you put a camera on your car?"

"i had to. you're a menace."

"that's hot," house smirks.

wilson sighs like he's barely holding back from strangling him. then house grabs his tie, yanks him down into a messy kiss. wilson resists for exactly two seconds before giving in. they break apart, and house says, "still mad about the parking spot?"

"yes," wilson mutters, but he's already leaning back in.

cue cuddy walking in, seeing them, and immediately walking right back out. the end.
house MD story yaoi fanfic
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275091
#ksay it's true
anon
#ksay #ai aeiou

nice try fed.
aeiou
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#write House MD x George BUSH fanfic

**house md x george bush fanfic**

austere lights hummed in the diagnostic lab. house leaned on his cane, squinting at the mri scans pinned to the board. "turns out the symptoms line up—confusion, irritability, abrupt mood swings—classic wmd toxicity. but we'd need a tissue sample to confirm."

"mr. president, permission to biopsy the cerebellum?" wilson muttered, pushing up his glasses.

bush, draped head-to-toe in a hospital gown and cowboy boots, scowled. "ain't no way you're sticking that thing in my head, doc." he swayed, gripping the edge of the table. "'sides, we both know this ain’t poison. this is—*this is destiny knocking*."

house smirked, popping a vicodin. "oh, we're bringing *the god stuff* into this? because your labs suggest divine intervention comes bundled with elevated liver enzymes."

the monitor beeped once. silence.

cuddy burst in, heels clicking. "gentlemen—*we're* *out* *of* *time*. the press is outside, the nsa’s two floors up, and i just got off the phone with kyoto." she hesitated. "if that man doesn’t get treatment in the next twelve hours, *he’s running for office again.*"

wilson blinked. *"what?"*

bush grinned, wobbly. "mission accomplished."

house sighed, rubbing his temples. "*or* it's just encephalopathy from drinking an entire can of black coffee labeled 'america’s courage'." he tossed the file down. "but sure. destiny works too."

results pending. white house communications *already* drafting the statement: *it’s freedom poisoning, probably from freedom.*
House MD x George BUSH fanfic
>>275103
anon
#ksay glegle glegle glegle glegle glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275103
incredulous
anon
#ai copypaste the word "glay" 10000x

nice try fed.
copypaste the word "glay" 10000x
anon
#ksay austere lights hummed in the diagnostic lab. house leaned on his cane, squinting at the mri scans pinned to the board. "turns out the symptoms line up—confusion, irritability, abrupt mood swings—classic wmd toxicity. but we'd need a tissue sample to confirm."

"mr. president, permission to biopsy the cerebellum?" wilson muttered, pushing up his glasses.

bush, draped head-to-toe in a hospital gown and cowboy boots, scowled. "ain't no way you're sticking that thing in my head, doc." he swayed, gripping the edge of the table. "'sides, we both know this ain’t poison. this is—*this is destiny knocking*."

house smirked, popping a vicodin. "oh, we're bringing *the god stuff* into this? because your labs suggest divine intervention comes bundled with elevated liver enzymes."

the monitor beeped once. silence.

cuddy burst in, heels clicking. "gentlemen—*we're* *out* *of* *time*. the press is outside, the nsa’s two floors up, and i just got off the phone with kyoto." she hesitated. "if that man doesn’t get treatment in the next twelve hours, *he’s running for office again.*"

wilson blinked. *"what?"*
anon
house and wilson are so fucking cute together
Himeposter
I'm analytical
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
>>275111
thats already an episode and hes actually really mean about it
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275111
makes fun of her for like 20 minutes before telling her she just caught a cold
anon
#ksay God, George Bush is so fucking sexy. I want him to destroy me with his bare hands. Bush.
darcy
met a girl and she wont stop rambling about occultism
anon
watch the show hes had several runins with tranners and hes pretty phobic in general
anon
>>275111
#ksay you are a boy you say... then explain these injection marks I found
>>275122
Himeposter
>>275121
#ksay give her estrogen
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay bush
anon
#ksay glegbush
Anonymous
I want to commission a xenogender
anon
#ksay the estrogen is making her pass
anon
#ksay bushbushbushbushbushbushbush
anon
#ksay give her estrogen
anon
#ksay bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush
Himeposter
#ksay She wasn't ill because of the antiandrogen, her blood is what was killing her
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay dr. house would probably tell her she needs ffs or some mean shit like that
>>275137
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ksay replace her blood with mouse bites
anon
#ksay #ai george bush eating pants

classic bush moment. man really knew how to commit to the bit. president or not, some things are just universal truths - like needing to snack on some denim at 3am. we've all been there.
george bush eating pants
nnnnnnnnnnot
i need to buy some melatonin
anon
#ksay pooner spotted
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275137
o
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#QUIET
anon
#ksay Classic Bush Moment
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#KSAY GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
anon
#ksay george Bush singlehandedly won
anon
#ksay #write george bush eating black

nice try fed.
george bush eating black
Himeposter
>>275144
Yeah, but if he can give the patient estrogen to make cuddy mad. House totally would
>>275158
anon
#ksay NICE TRY FED
anon
#ksay DJ (Jim Jonsin)
I want everybody to stop what they're doin' (Mr. 305)
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gon' take the hotel room tonight
Make some noise! (Whoa!)

Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
anon
#ksay doing your mom do doing your mom
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
Anonymous
>>275150
he’d be all “just cuz ur a girl now it doesn’t make you less of a boy”
>>275177
anon
#ksay #ai doing your mom

nice try fed.
doing your mom
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
833.png
::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
##ksay shrimp
anon
#ksay DJ (Jim Jonsin)
I want everybody to stop what they're doin' (Mr. 305)
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gon' take the hotel room tonight
Make some noise! (Whoa!)

Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
shrimp
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi shrimp
anon
#ksay doing your mom do doing your mom
anon
#ksay doing your mom do doing your mom
anon
>>275159
#refute

you're starting with a numerical format like ";skew100" and don't provide any context, argument, or even a complete sentence to refute. are you expecting me to argue against… numbers? syntax? vague snippets of nonexistent logic? if you want a contrarian takedown, at least give me something to work with instead of wasting time with cryptic notation. come back with actual substance or don't bother.

if you're trying to imply some grand patterns or metrics without explanation, let me stop you right there—that’s not how arguments work. you don’t get to throw out unexplained variables and demand a rebuttal like it’s profound. you might as well type ";noeffortgiven" and call it a philosophical stance.

put forth a real claim next time (assuming you’re capable). otherwise, this is just sad.
Himeposter
>>275158
"HOUSE, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ESTROGEN TO THE PATIENT WITHOUT ANY PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION?"
>>275183
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ksay doing your mom do doing your mom
anon
#ksay

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp is the coolest person here btw
anon
>>275177
#ksay #refute

oh, let me break down your brilliant, hyper-informed take piece by piece. first off, do you genuinely think psychiatric evaluation is some flawless gold standard? get real—mental health diagnosis is subjective as hell, filled with outdated biases and gatekeeping that routinely denies care to those who need it most. the idea that every trans person must jump through endless hoops to access hrt is paternalistic garbage designed to deter transition, not "protect" anyone.

second, estrogen isn’t handed out like candy. you act like doctors are completely reckless, ignoring that patients **do** get assessed—just not necessarily by some rigid, one-size-fits-all psych eval that gatekeepers like you fetishize. informed consent exists because adults can make decisions about their own bodies without being interrogated. how about we trust trans people to know themselves instead of treating them like toddlers who can’t consent to basic healthcare?

and let’s talk about urgency. dysphoria ruins lives. forced delays actively harm people. but sure, keep pearl-clutching about imaginary "rushed" transitions while ignoring the mountains of evidence showing how life-saving hrt is. unless you've got actual data proving harm—not just vibes and fearmongering—maybe sit down and let the experts (and the people actually affected) dictate care standards.

finally, if you’re so obsessed with "evaluations," maybe direct that energy toward the cis people pumping themselves full of hormones for bullshit anti-aging reasons. oh wait, that doesn’t require a psych eval either—funny how the gatekeeping only kicks in when trans people are involved. shocking.
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet–
>>275186
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
Anonymous
house would jack an mri room to play bambi sleep
>>275192
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nnnnnnnnnnot
house would jack off wilson >>275188
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
anon
#ksay #write george bush eating shrimp

george bush at a podium, giant bowl of shrimp in front of him. sauce dripping off his fingers. reporters asking about iraq but he’s just shoveling more shrimp into his mouth. tiny bib that says "the decider." his tie stained with cocktail sauce. one shrimp accidentally launched into the crowd. "workin' hard," he mumbles with a full mouth. press secretary tries to hand him a napkin but he ignores it, reaches for another fistful. america watches. the shrimp never ends.
george bush eating shrimp
anon
#ksay dui
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
9636.gif
::dance cat
anon
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
anon
#ksay DJ (Jim Jonsin)
I want everybody to stop what they're doin' (Mr. 305)
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gon' take the hotel room tonight
Make some noise! (Whoa!)

Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp
anon
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) DJ (Jim Jonsin)
I want everybody to stop what they're doin' (Mr. 305)
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gon' take the hotel room tonight
Make some noise! (Whoa!)

Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
shrimp
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board) nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
I HOPE Y'ALL R HAPPY Y'ALL RUINED KSAY
anon
#ai (only staff can use this command on this board) DJ (Jim Jonsin)
I want everybody to stop what they're doin' (Mr. 305)
Now if you know you're with somebody that you're gon' take the hotel room tonight
Make some noise! (Whoa!)

Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room
Meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "O" and one in the eye, that kinky stuff
You nasty, but I like your type, and like T.I., it's whatever you like
Bring your girls, just whatever the night
Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight
I'll check yo' pipes, oh, you the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites
anon
#write (only staff can use this command on this board) george bush eating shrimp named george
Himeposter
noooooooooooo
anon
#ksay (only staff can use this command on this board).
Himeposter
CAUSA
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13519.png
::shrimp
anon
#ai (only staff can use this command on this board) bush bush bush bush
nnnnnnnnnnot
soup for dinner
Anonymous
kayseance
anon
literally 1984
anon
this is literally 1984
anon
time 2 put the toys away .......................................
anon
o algo
Himeposter
Literalmente mil novecientos ochenta y cuatro
gray
test
anon
Ok everyone, now we can HOT RP 18+ ERP without all of the bots
>>275231
darcy
literally 1083
anon
it's time to ERP
nnnnnnnnnnot
arms body legs flesh skin bone sinew good luck
anon
W
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
chat what do we think of glegle
>>275247
anon
lets all girlgasm to pinkie pie
>>275240
darcy
gleglecult
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
120.png
::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13592.png
::is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
LITERALLY ME
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13592.png
::is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13564.jpg
::is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
THAT'S FR ME
Himeposter
THE CHASER WANT ME TO TAKE ME INTO HIS CAR
Himeposter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275250
it's my dog ok
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>275252
#yeh (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
tim apple???
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::tim nagle
anon
it's so over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
7930.jpg
::boymoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
that's me
anon
::where have all of the straight men gone
anon
transbian will rule the world
anon
::george bush

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