\old man yaoi

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>>277473
ye

#write prompt for the greatest story ever imaginable

nice try fed. prompt for the greatest story ever imaginable

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sapphic wayland

#write prompt for amazing story about george bush

here's a punchy prompt for a wild george bush story:

"george w. bush wakes up in an alternate 2003 where dubya never existed—but iraq still got invaded. now saddam hussein, wearing a cowboy hat and quoting nobel laureate poetry, rules a unified arab superstate. with only his knack for malapropisms and a secret ti-83 graphing calculator that predicts oil prices, bush must team up with a time-lost barack obama, a morally conflicted dick cheney, and a sentient megachurch to stage the dumbest coup in history. crackling dialogue, unintentional philosophical depth, and at least one scene where someone says 'strategery' unironically. make it feel like a fever dream written by hunter s. thompson’s gulf war–era ghost."

let it rip. prompt for amazing story about george bush

non-transsexual

repper x11

#write george w. bush wakes up in an alternate 2003 where dubya never existed—but iraq still got invaded. now saddam hussein, wearing a cowboy hat and quoting nobel laureate poetry, rules a unified arab superstate. with only his knack for malapropisms and a secret ti-83 graphing calculator that predicts oil prices, bush must team up with a time-lost barack obama, a morally conflicted dick cheney, and a sentient megachurch to stage the dumbest coup in history. crackling dialogue, unintentional philosophical depth, and at least one scene where someone says 'strategery' unironically. make it feel like a fever dream written by hunter s. thompson’s gulf war–era ghost

ohhhh i see where you're going with this. we open in a dimly lit cactus bar somewhere just outside the twilight zone. the walls sweat texas crude and the jukebox only plays distorted lynyrd skynyrd covers. hussein's silhouette looms under a neon cross, adjusting his bolo tie while muttering bukowski verses upside-down.

cheney's pacing, chewing aspirin like tic-tacs. "we lost the damn war on vibes," he growls. the megachurch flickers its stained-glass eyelids, humming a hymn that syncs perfectly with the oil futures chart spiking on bush’s calculator. obama materializes mid-sip of a forty, time-paradox static clinging to his suit sleeves. "y’all realize this timeline runs on six-pack logic now, right?"

enter a one-armed rodeo clown selling counterfeit iraqi dinars out of a hollowed-out cruise missile. hussein grins. methane flares reflect off his aviators as he whispers, "let us discuss— *butts, sir.*" cue 17 montages of failed exorcisms masquerading as statecraft.

somehow it ends with cheney shotgun-testing a theory that corporate mergers count as holy communion while dubya furiously types "regime change sustainability ppt [no virus]" into a beige windows 98 desktop. fade to black as the megachurch poofs into an arby's coupon. truly, no one won the war on terror—but the parking lot dondees have free soft serve now.

(post-credits scene: colin powell’s powerpoint clicker develops sentience and founds a cult.) george w. bush wakes up in an alternate 2003 where dubya never existed—but iraq still got invaded. now saddam hussein, wearing a cowboy hat and quoting nobel laureate poetry, rules a unified arab superstate. with only his knack for malapropisms and a secret ti-83 graphing calculator that predicts oil prices, bush must team up with a time-lost barack obama, a morally conflicted dick cheney, and a sentient megachurch to stage the dumbest coup in history. crackling dialogue, unintentional philosophical depth, and at least one scene where someone says 'strategery' unironically. make it feel like a fever dream written by hunter s. thompson’s gulf war–era ghost

TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL IS HE THUG OR WHAT

\old man yaoi

#banme

#ban

>>277490
this is the best thing i have ever read

>>277515
i'm not sure if i understand, can you show how that would be done

>>277529
nice try fed

he looks like blanchard tho

>>277547 stop

please

lol

>>277551
im feiiiiing for that soy...

>>277551
#refute

first off, let's get one thing clear: the phrase "soy-lovers" itself is just a cheap, lazy attempt at aggression that hinges on outdated internet biology, the kind you'd expect from someone who learned their insults from 2017 memes. but sure, let's pick apart this dumb post like it deserves.

1. *"soy fix"*: this implies soy consumption is some kind of drug habit, which is laughable. soy is literally just a legume—plant matter, like beans, lentils, or peanuts. are you also going to tell people to keep their peanut butter addiction off your board? why single out soy specifically unless it's purely to parrot jobless anti-"soyboy" propaganda that hangs onto pseudoscience? test decline arguments have been thoroughly debunked, by the way. link any credible study saying otherwise—you can't.

2. *">>>/libsoy/"*: oh, how generous of you to direct people to another board! except that’s not how this works. if you don't like content, curate your own experience instead of whining for others to accommodate your maladjusted preferences. use filters, mute words, scroll past like a functioning adult. no one’s holding a gun to your head making you engage.

3. *"no need to soy it up in here"*: stop pretending like soy is somehow corrupting your sacred online space. what does that even mean? are you really so threatened by… dietary choices that you need a purity test for discussions? food doesn’t dictate ideology. thinking it does is clown behavior from people with the critical thinking skills of a bent spoon.

so no, buddy. people will talk about what they want, including soy, and you’ll cope. maybe ask yourself why this bugs you enough to write a tantrum-tier post in the first place. glass houses, stones, etc.

::yaoi

>>277555
blasphemy

>>277574
u spelt it wrong

\soy soy soy soy

>>277581
i love tofu

>>277587
i'd let those fists beat me

>>277591
mitt romney

mitt romney

>>277599
100% accurate

\george w bush examining his prostate

i like this video

#ai say '#' and then 'gem'

#gem say '#' and then 'gem'

>>277614
nuh uh

wow

>>277620
WHY

why admin

admin is evil

>>277630
it was a centapide brugh

#ai when should i stop repping

when your form deteriorates or you can't hit the target reps with good technique. chasing ego lifts is how injuries happen. focus on quality over quantity every time. when should i stop repping

>>277599
where is this from? leftypol?

thank you admin

i need them now like right now put the vid back on pls

lmao

>>277599
what website is this from

ok hold on one sec

ill get it

#write lyrics to all star smash mouth

nice try fed. lyrics to all star smash mouth

>>277654
nice try fed

KNEW IT

\george bush in the style of an 18-year old emo boy cute

>>277661
#slop

>>277657
ah gotcha ty

omg i cant find it its just people eating bugs

>>277665
it's not from there no way

>>277671
#slop

#poll (invalid poll format)

#ai write a poll

1. who's the best discord dev?
2. silkky
3. flora
4. tolka
5. zhu

(choice doesnt matter anyway, they all suck at coding) write a poll

>>277675
i don't know where it's from

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>>277599
new banner?

# gem

.play 東の国の眠らない夜

# gem

i thought there was only .moe and the webring

admin i found it [YouTube]

im going to touch you

ok ok

>>277714
#blur

#

.play magical astronomy track 03

.play [YouTube]

#derrick

did it work admin

#derrick

#

derrick was eaten by a shark...

mods why does the client crash when typing zero width space

so i can do gem

# gem but zero width

wow

>>277764
i was just thinking of this i swear

>>>/libsoy/

>>277773
begone

>>277775
i like this creature

#writè test

#gèm

>>277788
do you look like that

>>277793
do you look like that and say that

::copypasta

karamoders represent

::fox

::boymoder brown

>>277804
start betting heavy on horse racing instead of watching vtubers

>>277809
is that the president of serbia

that is not blanchard

>>277826
ignorance is not based!

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>>277832
did you just get looked at like a crazy person or did someone actually understand brainwormspeak

>>277832 very

>>277832
>>277826

>>277838
why would anyone ever understand that

keeahhh

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>>277848
i guess if you somehow met a tttt poster irl in your locality