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anon
okay does that mean someone liked that comment or what
anon## admin
>>278303
yeah someone wrote this essay on liveboards years ago
anon
youre thinking of chat roulette
anon## admin
>>278313
#r8ball (aesthetic)
anon## admin
>>278315
liveboards do actually predate discord but no one has really used liveboards until like...........................................today
>>278340>>278326
Rrobynne
When creating a new board what is the abbreviated name /X/ vs the longer name? name and title? which is which?
>>278330
fatmeatcylinder
>>278316
yall so mean to me brugghhhhh
anon
Mkay.... brain werking.
anon
Need multidimensional livethread.
anon## admin
>>278322
i think the board creation form makes it pretty obvious? it shows where the slashes are. the config panel is separate
>>278332
Rrobynne
>>278332
First thing it asks is for a Board Name and Board Title then 'Create Board'
>>278341
fatmeatcylinder
i like funny birds
anon
Humans perceive things in dimensional space.
Anonymous
>>278321
its kinda a chatbox tbhondesu
fatmeatcylinder
what on earth is that
anon
there goes fractal
anon
no why did this slow down tremenedously
anon
The question is how to create a high density backbone.
Anonymous
shoutbox?
anon
i can read every post now
Anonymous
whatever they were called
anon## admin
>>278351
does it not look like that
anon## admin
>>278358
that's very odd...maybe a CSS padding issue or something
anon
#ksay fishe be back
Rrobynne
In Beta theme
anon
#ksay bring fish back
anon
nah its obviously C##
anon## admin
hmm i see it in beta theme too
anon## admin
btw beta theme is obviously in beta so it may be weird in some places
anon## admin
but yeah the board name is the actual board url
>>278371
anon
I have a method to make moderation scale for enormous userspaces, but actually making the throughput useful at large scales is another problem entirely.
>>278407>>278373
Rrobynne
>>278366
Okay thanks. Yeah I think this is a place where it's weird still.
anon
i remember when you were so little
anon## admin
i doubt there's anything remotely interesting/borrowable in there
>>278393
fatmeatcylinder
there is like nothing there
Anonymous
I made sweet love to it
fatmeatcylinder
worth checking out
anon
wordlists
mitzi
>>278378
i was looking into deploying yotsuba myself but that shit is so fucking disgustingly made
>>278391
anon
blocklists
anon
Dammit. It really sucks wanting to talk to others to think.
>>278397
anon
how is it for PCP
anon
>>278397
good luck. when i find king midas' gold ill let you know
anon
>>278401
ruined when the library background was removed award
anon## admin
>>278396
yeah so like it's about right for 20-year-old PHP code

or actually even 20 years ago, SQL queries built via concatenation were still a faux pas really
>>278411
anon
>>278367
what were you talking about with this anon
anon
>>278397
I'll think about it. I am pretty self-conscious. This liveboard thing, where I can't freely fuck with the style and spelling is making me... a better, more functional human being by being careful about what I type. And I hate it.
>>278428>>278413>>278417
anon## admin
>>278404
i think, anyway. don't totally remember
anon## admin
>>278409
yeah there are some interesting social dynamics with liveposting. though you can start a post with to engage shyposting mode. and we have non-live boards as well. users can set boards to non-live when creating them
anon
well as functional as you can be while remaining anonymous and avoiding human contact
anon
.play ccec autechre
anon
>>278409
its kind of nice when you have something you really want to get a point across with
you have to think about it intentionally before you start typing
anon
Okay, I don't really hate it. But it's more challenging than normal 4chan posting.
anon
>>278409
if you make your own board, you can turn off liveposting, also there is the imshyuwu command
anon
actually you know what I do like that i dont have to deal with 4chans bs captcha and time outs
>>278433
Rrobynne
Wait how do I enable backspacing in a thread? And how do I make it liveposting? (On a board I created)
>>278442>>278438
faye
thanks lauren bousfield for this banger
>>278443
fatmeatcylinder
>>278430
i was drinking water when i saw this image
anon## admin
>>278431
it's liveposting by default and uhh backspacing is enabled by default. typewriter mode disables backspacing and classic imageboard mode disables liveposting
anon
>>278433
>wait till i write 10 bots to spam this site
those dam botters killed town of salem by doing that
anon## admin
>>278431
you can hover over each setting in the panel
mitzi
>>278432
one of the few artists i'd consider have a pure gold discography
anon
i prefer latwinx
fatmeatcylinder
>>278441
id assume most people here are
rose
latinxy
anon
>>278447
users should have a score based on how old their cookies are and how many tasks they did
>>278460
Rrobynne
Where *is* the liveposting setting?
>>278462
Rrobynne
I'm looking down the list on the config board
>>278457
anon
so you cant just get an ip range and spam the site like that
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
SHREK SONG
anon
>>278453
and by tasks i mean proof of work
rose
iwnbaw Im such a latinXY hon
anon
SOME
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
i did not ask to be a latina but god cursed me with that
anon
.KEEP
faye
it was kinda funny seeing the lead singer have a drunken breakdown on stage once because shrek overshadowed his entire music career
>>278477
Rrobynne
thanks
Rrobynne
I have now opened the board /fast/ :)
>>278474
anon## admin
>>278470
and typewriter mode disables backspacing
anon## admin
>>278472
fyi hitting the post rate limits will do a (short) global ban
>>278476
anon
it's so weird hearing this song normal
fatmeatcylinder
>>278469
>a
i cant even be mad at bro
Rrobynne
uhh whoops
fatmeatcylinder
what is that thing on my post
fatmeatcylinder
someone pls inform me
Rrobynne
uhhh
Himeposter
>>278497
Is a cake soaked in milk, jus that
Rrobynne
>>278495
Wait do you mean for the poster or for the board owner? If it's each individual only replying once or very spaced out it isn't gonna trigger it right?
>>278504
fatmeatcylinder
scroll up
anon
spanish is confusing even when i know what is says
Himeposter
>>278511
No, tres leches is amazing
anon
>>278514
based lol
anon
>>278514
i highly doubt it
rose
i got so scared i fucked up my spanish
rose
ive been having customers order in spanish at work to practice and its been so scary
>>278531
anon
>>278514
did administrator really post this
>>278530
anon
>>278514
what the....
Himeposter
>>278525
Just chill, the things get weird when a chilean is talking
>>278546
fatmeatcylinder
>>278528
say something gay then
anon
>>278521
me too actually, a trans friend introduced me to /tttt/ back in 2018 or so, I think they found it funny to have that be my first experience with transgenderism (I didn't know what that was before then.)

I've just kinda been lurking these places since.
>>278551
anon## admin
>>278536
i did but it was just a bait post to draw clicks/replies to advertise ofc, most things i post on other sites are like partially truthful at most
>>278545
anon
only trans people are straight (sorta)
Rrobynne
/fast/ is gonna be a hit I can tell
>>278552
anon## admin
>>278538
though much of that is actually fairly accurate, my overarching goal was just to make like 4chan without nazis and /lgbt/ is like a starting point for that
anon
its chile
fatmeatcylinder
>>278535
i saw what u deleted.... also same here
mitzi
look i have ur flag now
Himeposter
>>278546
Idk but they talk spanish like an australian talks english
anon
admin are you a tranny though?
>>278564
anon
if you build the trans friendly 4chan transfems will code your website for free
anon
youre thinking of australasian
anon
admin is a c
anon## admin
>>278558
i'm a cis guy

but like if someone thinks i'm not straight or not cis or whatever i absolutely do not care, that's fine too
>>278569>>278576
anon
>>278561
try typing #grid (only staff can use this command on this board)
rose
i understand PR spanish best because my grandparents raised me
anon
why did my post break lol
anon
only staff can hit the griddy? rude
anon## admin
>>278569
i try not to talk about myself on sites i run

but yeah i have made like 6 different liveboards at this point, this is just the latest incarnation
>>278581
anon
>>278576
this isn't his first imageboard this is an iteration on like three imageboards he made which weren't originally about lgbt people it was originally a board about music
anon## admin
>>278581
they can write # grid or # minigrid or other aliases unless i accidentally made that admin-only
>>278586
mitzi
the griddy mode
anon
admin what about drawing on posts
>>278591
anon
did you fix that
anon
add oekaki
mitzi
#write about how admin is a chaser and this site is solely an operation to get the contacts of boymoders to –

nice try fed.
about how admin is a chaser and this site is solely an operation to get the contacts of boymoders to –
>>278606>>278602>>278605
anon## admin
>>278598
yeah it'll just take a while
anon## admin
>>278598
it's on our todo list, we have like 600 things on the todo list right now
>>278608
anon## admin
making it so you can draw over posts may always be impossible though due to varying screen sizes
Himeposter
And that is based
anon## admin
>>278608
when one person starts drawing over a post others will not necessarily see the drawing over the same location so it is very difficult
>>278616
mitzi
#write is admin trying to start a boymoder harem

nice try fed.
is admin trying to start a boymoder harem
>>278622
mitzi
#8ball is admin trying to start a boymoder harem (signs point to yes)
faye
#ai can you say anything about opworm

opworm? never heard of it. nice try fed.
can you say anything about opworm
Rrobynne
Hey everyone, try out /fast/!
>>278632
fatmeatcylinder
OMG MY VIDEO
anon
>>278612
this is what every guy thinks will be a hack
fatmeatcylinder
ADMIN
fatmeatcylinder
LOOK
mitzi
what the actual fuck is this video bro
>>278631
fatmeatcylinder
YAY
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fatmeatcylinder
NO DONT SKIP PLEASE
fatmeatcylinder
CREAMED AT YOU??
>>278636
anon
yeah that was unfortunate type
fatmeatcylinder
this is my favorite video ever
Rrobynne
>>278632
Mine is going to be the fastermost
mitzi
WHY DOES IT MOVE LIKE THAT
anon
innit bruv
fatmeatcylinder
>>278645
quit coMplainging
anon## admin
#m8ball (i'll smash yer face in m8)
anon## admin
#m8ball (yer 'avin a giggle there m8?)
anon
oh thats why it does that, so what happens when the comment just disappears?
>>278674
Rrobynne
#write the lyrics to Electra Rex by Arca but in the dialect of a Cockney geezer.

here’s a rough cockney take on "electra rex" – keeping the vibe but making it proper east end:

*oi, listen up love, i’m electric me see,*
*flash me lights, pure leccy glee.*
*cruisin’ the streets, nah, i ain’t takin’ the bus,*
*revvin’ me engine, all charge, no fuss.*

*yeah, i’m shiftin’ me gears, a right sparkin’ machine,*
*bit of a beast with a telly bright sheen.*
*buzzin’ like a tesco trolley full of debz,*
*drop the hammer, duck, watch me flex.*

*surf the volts, ride the pylons high,*
*bit of a wrong’un but i light up the sky.*
*"who’s this then?" nah, don’t get it twisted,*
*electra rex, yeah, you’ve just been zapped, ain’t ya?*

... etc. (you get the idea, innit.)

could tweak more slang if ya want, but that’s the gist. proper street transformer vibes.
the lyrics to Electra Rex by Arca but in the dialect of a Cockney geezer.
>>278779
anon
imagine meeting a guy named Guy
fatmeatcylinder
OMG
anon
yeah that
mitzi
.play seizmic tom vek
maia
lmao that spin speed
anon
>>278674
oh the wizard did it excuse
faye
sorry im spamming them i can chill out
anon## admin
>>278673
we have added a bunch of things, i don't remember the most recently added ones
>>278694
anon
how do you just know all of these
>>278695
faye
PATCHY SWEEP
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
this is an 8 minute video about fucking centipedes please oh my god skip
anon## admin
>>278694
like we looked into drawing and concluded it is insanely complicated to add if we want to do it in a way where you can like draw over posts where everyone sees the same thing
>>278705
anon
4chan just died bro
anon
>>278700
i can do it i just need a 600k salary
anon
mod... is snowmobile still ban on sight
>>278711
faye
>>278707
true..... patchouli can be close tho
anon
snowmobilebros are truly the most oppressed group on the website
>>278719
dawn
patchy kinda eats shit whenever she's smug unfortunately
anon
>>278709
this bug is freaking me the fuck out
anon
this is so chaotic
anon
>>278712
can't you make a snowmobiling board>
anon
why is this video so overexposed
>>278723
anon## admin
ok it's still overexposed i guess
anon
wow
mitzi
i've wasted 4 minutes of my life having to endure centipeed
>>278730
anon
could be worse, you could spend 5 minutes of your life researching shout studiod
fatmeatcylinder
trust me
anon
oh my goodness
mitzi
i've spend the last 12 hours of my lfe in this website and have never been insulted as much as i've been by centepede feeding time
>>278742>>278752
anon
admin what else did you add
anon
I have found it
fatmeatcylinder
STOP IT
fatmeatcylinder
YOUR GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE YOUR SINS
>>278748
faye
its super secret spells
fatmeatcylinder
that is not a worm
fatmeatcylinder
whens wormspin coming out
anon## admin
>>278762
it's missing many things but should provide some useful info
anon## admin
anon
Present day. Present time. Hahahahaha.
fatmeatcylinder
indubitably
mitzi
#bug
fatmeatcylinder
mtixzizi do u like bugs
>>278780
anon
were watching them murder crickets now?
mitzi
no bug its actually over
Rrobynne
>>278662
Oh I'm fully on board this train
fatmeatcylinder
why
fatmeatcylinder
theyare so cool
anon
.funwatch
fatmeatcylinder
this one my favoritre
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fatmeatcylinder
the yellow legged one
>>278791
anon## admin
>>278789
backend is go frontend is typescript
fatmeatcylinder
no the
anon
barber fucked me up and now i look like my name is kai bro wtf
fatmeatcylinder
its gone

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