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anon
STOP THE COUNT
anon
STOP THE COUNT
anon
how is it slander
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279645
start smiting ppl
anon
#poll mod is straight / no / no
anon
i feel like im back in my psychosis listening to this
>>279655
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279650
nice
anon## global mod
do you need to be globally smited
mitzi
what is this fucking tourettes fucking parkinson song
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
yeah mods is not straight, we kissed
anon
>>279655
nice try nerd im on anti psychotics
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-family: cursive;
anon
Center time
mitzi
tartamudo
anon
oh no
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279663
fatchouli
anon## global mod
#smite @all
anon
Nice try mod
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
noooooooooo i'm not immune to comic sans nooooooo
anon
you are all incorrect, boys have always been gay, sorry
anon
I have my browser to default text
Anonymous
>>244367
anti-zoomer countermeasures
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
anon## global mod
dont FRICK with me
anon
center the text now
fatmeatcylinder
>>279670
he posted on his linkedin
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
lets see
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
CHAT I WANNA KISS A GIRL NOW IDK WHY I STOPPED FEELING LIKE THIS ABOUT BOYS BUT NOW I WANNA KISS A GIRL
>>279686>>279692>>279703>>279685
anon
girls have always been gay too, sucks to suck
>>279691
mitzi
#kiss
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279685
#kiss
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279686
#kiss
darcy
\
dawn
image.png
>>279684
#tag (both your post and the post you are quoting have images) fatchouli
anon
get this gay shit off my screen im straight
anon
>>279691
the world likes to play pretend
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279703
I LOVE WOMEN (THE BAND AND WOMEN IN GENERAL)
>>279710
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
13912.gif
::yuri
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
13868.jpg
::yuri
fatmeatcylinder
more
anon
>>279717
george bush is 10x better than yuri
mitzi
ALL YOUR LOVERS ARE JOINED UP
anon
I LOVE GEORGE BUSH
anon
but seriously more boys
anon
>>279732
both look s cute and soft and huggable...
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
wish i was focused on books just as she is
>>279765
anon
which one?
dawn
#write a how-to guide for throwing shoes at bush

here's a simple guide on how to throw shoes at bush (purely for historical context, don't do this):

1. **get the right shoes** - lightweight, easy to throw. old sneakers or flats work best. bonus points if they’re busted already.

2. **wait for the right moment** - bush is mid-speech, distracted, or moving slowly. maximum visibility, minimum reaction time.

3. **stance & grip** - hold the shoe by the toe or heel for a tight spin. arcing throws are more effective than straight-line chucks.

4. **aim carefully** - head's the ideal target, but torso is easier to hit. adjust for distance and wind if outdoors.

5. **throw & follow through** - use an overhand or sidearm motion, but don’t telegraph it. the element of surprise is key.

6. **expect consequences** - you *will* get tackled by security. have backup shoes if you want a second shot.

*disclaimer: this is a joke about a historical event—don’t actually assault people with footwear.* a how-to guide for throwing shoes at bush
fatmeatcylinder
>>279752
nahhhhhhhhhhh who wouldve thought
anon
>>279752
I'm an incel, I'm a CHUUUUUDDDD
anon
>>279750
you could read visit a library and spend some time with books then
>>279801
fatmeatcylinder
was a delightful experience
anon
as a guy, the greatest thrill is being with a boy, deal with it
anon
#write write me a site in html and css

here's a simple responsive site with html and css:

```html
<!DOCTYPE html
<html lang="en"
<head
<meta charset="UTF-8"
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"
<title
<style
* {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
box-sizing: border-box;
font-family: sans-serif;
}

body {
background: #f5f5f5;
color: #333;
line-height: 1.6;
}

header {
background: #222;
color: white;
padding: 1rem;
text-align: center;
}

nav {
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
background: #444;
padding: 0.5rem;
}

nav a {
color: white;
text-decoration: none;
padding: 0.5rem 1rem;
margin: 0 0.5rem;
}

nav a:hover {
background: #666;
}

main {
max-width: 1000px;
margin: 2rem auto;
padding: 0 1rem;
}

footer {
text-align: center;
padding: 1rem;
background: #222;
color: white;
}

@media (max-width: 600px) {
nav {
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
}
nav a {
margin: 0.25rem 0;
display: block;
width: 100%;
text-align: center;
}
}
</style
</head
<body
<header
<h1
</header
<nav
<a href="#"
<a href="#"
<a href="#"
</nav
<main
<h2
<p
</main
<footer
<p
</footer
</body
</html
```

you can copy paste this into a file with .html extension and open it in any browser. it has responsive nav that stacks on mobile, simple styling, and basic structure. modify content and colors as needed. write me a site in html and css
>>279813
anon
i love george bush
mitzi
why are all tranners either obese or fucking anorexic to the point they look like walking skeletons bro
>>279787>>279780>>279783
anon
>>279775
i just look like an olympic powerlifter personally
maia
>>279775
in my case i just have diabetes but i cant afford to get treatment for it so im involuntary anamaxxing lol
>>279793>>279888
mitzi
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>279775
because those are the only ones you seem to remember;
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi
i can't believe the nutshacks are banned
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>279795
mitzi
>>279783
sorry for that, diabetes sucks
anon
>>279791
you don't look like that THOUGH
anon
>>279794
peter... what are you doing
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279765
so true
anon
peter griffin
mitzi
SKIP
anon
this is proof that the skipnerf was bad
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
REVERT THE SKIP NERF
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279812
what would've been her drag name?
>>279916
anon
#write donald trump drag queen name

glamma don, obvs. donald trump drag queen name
fatmeatcylinder
>>279819
suck my big fat flaccid weiener i will ride out using this shitty os until security updates stop
>>279823>>279825
SadChan🍉🍉
AND ON
fatmeatcylinder
am i stupid
anon
>>279827
a Japanese man that ran a website you might have heard of called reddit
mitzi
fatmeatcylinder
PLEASE DONT CURSE ME ANYMORE
>>279840
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
DOES CHAT FW SMOKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>279841
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14077.png
::MY_SON_THAT_I_HATE
fatmeatcylinder
>>279837
ill hit another blinker for u
mitzi
smoking is bad for you and it makes you stink, consider:

alcohol.,.., then pour your drink into my mouth using your lips
>>279850
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279843
THIS IS JUST MY SON THAT I HATE BUT ADULT
fatmeatcylinder
evilk
anon
\\a really badass chimp smoking a cigarette witha gun or something idk
fatmeatcylinder
evil
anon
u
fatmeatcylinder
i have bad relation ship with alcholol >>279856
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279816
too many ppl talking at the sme time
>>279901
fatmeatcylinder
>>279856
u so mean to meeeeeee
dawn
yuuka is the wokest of touhous but she'll be very angry if you touch her plants
anon
lori heart swag alert 💗
anon
>>279862
the fifth amendment is neither an admittance or denial, it is designed such that it cannot incriminate
mitzi
who queued sperm racing
anon
ok
anon
why hasnt anyone queued the young and the restless???
mitzi
b94d79052a05d5527a44150c5f20aebb.jpg
i still miss her, i don't think i will ever find someone anyone better, as much as i understand the circumstances that lead to this, i can't help but be salty and still dig myself deeper into acts of reminance of the past.

i know you are probably reading this
>>279900
anon
\\Joe Biden's woke agenda
anon
\george bush obese 400 lbs hot
fatmeatcylinder
thamk u
anon
>>279783
worry worry
doesn’t your country have poor ppl health care?
anon
President Biden wouldve given all guys boyfriends thoug js
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279889
carrying that cross really paid off
fatmeatcylinder
>>279903
i love bleach drinking bleachgh
anon
theres people talking, they tal about me
anon
::bleach
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279907
#kiss
dawn
notable shinigami patchouli knowledge at your service
anon
#hugboxx
anon
google play sexy sexy sounds
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
drinking pineapple soda and smoking cigarettes
>>279922
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
.play marina sena - anjo
mitzi
.play aishite ado
anon
its so obvious dog the bounty hunter is in this chat guys
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279917
CHAINSMOKING EVEN !!!!
anon
nadie stop smoking
anon
\extremely fat 400 lb george bush
faye
i love patchouli
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279924
#kiss
mitzi
nadie stop smoking and start sucking my dick and kissing my lips
anon
#write come up with an image prompt for extremely fat george bush

"extremely fat george bush with multiple chins, squeezed into a tiny suit, sitting behind an oversize presidential desk covered in fast food wrappers and empty soda cups. the oval office is messy with discarded food containers. he's holding a massive burger in one hand and a soda in the other, with ketchup stains on his shirt. helicopters outside the window are dropping more food parcels. hyper-detailed, absurdly exaggerated proportions, vibrant colors, comically desperate expression." come up with an image prompt for extremely fat george bush
>>279941
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279939
#kiss
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279937
#kiss
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>279942
#kiss
fatmeatcylinder
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
darcy
\donald trump wearing a lesbian flag
mitzi
>>279946
i need to kiss thighs like this and get stared into my eyes though it all then start sucking dick
>>279957
anon
\\George Bush smoking a cigarette while holding a rifle in the rain cyberpunk
mitzi
>>279957
yes i've dated many and had sex with some orrect would you like to know more about them
>>279964
faye
i. miss women.
anon
\extremely fat george bush with multiple chins, squeezed into a tiny suit, sitting behind an oversize presidential desk covered in fast food wrappers and empty soda cups. the oval office is messy with discarded food containers. he's holding a massive burger in one hand and a soda in the other, with ketchup stains on his shirt. helicopters outside the window are dropping more food parcels. hyper-detailed, absurdly exaggerated proportions, vibrant colors, comically desperate expression.
>>279961>>279965
anon
reach
anon
\extremely fat george bush with multiple chins, squeezed into a tiny suit, sitting behind an oversize presidential desk covered in fast food wrappers and empty soda cups. the oval office is messy with discarded food containers. he's holding a massive burger in one hand and a soda in the other, with ketchup stains on his shirt. helicopters outside the window are dropping more food parcels. hyper-detailed, absurdly exaggerated proportions, vibrant colors, comically desperate expression.
Anonymous
::incel
fatmeatcylinder
lol
mitzi
don't skip
mitzi
i will kill everyone who skips
>>279984
anon
>>279976
oh ok... sorry... anyway i think you have to order them from japan or secondhand
anon
>>279980
I wasn't gonna skip but now I'm a little tempted...
anon
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\extremely fat george bush with multiple chins, squeezed into a tiny suit, sitting behind an oversize presidential desk covered in fast food wrappers and empty soda cups. the oval office is messy with discarded food containers. he's holding a massive burger in one hand and a soda in the other, with ketchup stains on his shirt. helicopters outside the window are dropping more food parcels. hyper-detailed, absurdly exaggerated proportions, vibrant colors, comically desperate expression.
faye
.play sardonica ada rook
mitzi
>>279979
can you please get a bigger monitor its 2025 you can buy a fucking 1440p monitor for like 120 bucks
>>279996
fatmeatcylinder
>>279983
i use to use a tv but got money now so cool pc
anon
Fun Fact the wiggles
faye
.play vanish/doom ada rook
anon
The Wiggles stabbed a fan
anon
This song always makes me think of that one old pokemon parody video...
fatmeatcylinder
does freesync work with nvidea gpus
faye
or just get bootlegs off the internet
anon
>>279997
>waow computers cant replicate the real world? thats insane
>>280013
anon
I've never heard the whole song
fatmeatcylinder
like on monitors
faye
bc real fumos are fucking expensive
Anonymous
>>280004
I meant sloppy as in poor quality post content
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>279979
ik this resolution
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>280014
idk i'll get a cheap one on marketplace i don't like spending money on things like this and i wanna save some
>>280019>>280025
anon
#write George Bush smoking a blunt and planning to invade iraq again

*george bush, in sunglasses, leans back on the oval office couch with a blunt in hand, staring intently at a wrinkled map of the middle east*

"yo condi," *he exhales a thick cloud of reggie weed* "what if saddam, like… had *more* bombs this time? ...just think about it, man."

*dick cheney in the corner nods solemnly while adjusting the settings on his army of drones* "double secret weapons of mass destruction," *he wheezes* "trust me, i *felt* it in my defibrillator."

*the joint burns dangerously close to a classified folder labeled 'reasons we’re doing this (DO NOT READ).'*

"dubya," *laura calls from the doorway* "are you high and invading countries *again*?"

"nah babe," *he grins* "...it’s *freedom*."

*the faint sound of 'x gon' give it to ya' starts playing from a dusty cd labeled 'iraq mix tape 2: electric boogaloo.'* George Bush smoking a blunt and planning to invade iraq again
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
>>280012
oh yeah i have princess name
>>280036
fatmeatcylinder
>>280018
i dont like spending money at all
fatmeatcylinder
whenever i get a paypal notification i shit myself
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>280019
i don't wanna spend more than 40 bucks tbhhh
>>280035
Anonymous
honestly imggen is useless
anon
I get all my monitors for free from my bro when he buys himself new ones, having siblings is the best
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>280035
there's no need to i legit just wanna get a cheap one on marketplace
>>280049
anon
>>280044
(you are generating images too frequently. please try again later)
faye
we need more marisa
dawn
da ze
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>280049
i'm not american
fatmeatcylinder
amazon isnt only american
anon
guys for no particular reason at all lets get some fruit salad
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
yeah but they don't have offices in chile so i'd have to buy one and they'd sent it from US
>>280068
pinkwind!l3G4ErUHkc
erin erin
mitzi
ERIN ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
9349.jpg
::chud
anon
ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
faye
ERIN ERIN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
fatmeatcylinder
>>280053
well wouldnt that work it wouldm just be longer shipping time or
>>280076
mitzi
ERN ERN
mitzi
ERIN ERIN
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!nIOh.loris
erin?
mitzi
ERIN
faye
::erin
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>280068
shipping would cost like 50 bucks
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