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anon
>>282632
oh my god i had only one wet dream ever and like and i bgot fucked hard and railed missionary it was really good is that tmi
>>282643
dawn
GAH NOO SLASH LINUX!
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282638
#tag (unknown booru upload error) gnu/linux
anon
>>282643
it was honestly harrowing i woke up so confused. i was like is that cum in my boxers what the fuck
>>282647
anon
assigned eunuch from birth
anon
>>282647
yeah that was the first time for me
BLESSED hussy (saved)
maybe you picked your nose while sleeping and then itched your peep
>>282654
amy
i had like 2 sex dreams when i was 13 and never again
anon
more transgender music
amy
well actually ive had some pet adjacent dreams but no actual intercourse in those
>>282659
mitzi 🇲🇽
i look like fucking gooseworx
>>282663
anon
joking
anon
joking
anon
doesnt sound like a joke.....
anon
>>282659
not in the stupid fucking pwned way like like you know
amy
>>282659
you just have to make it an all-consuming obsession and eventually u will
>>282665
kate
I really ought to learn color filter stuff that's really neat
anon
>>282667
give in to your puppygirl desires
anon
SHTU UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD
BLESSED hussy (saved)
throws a stick near you within running distance
>>282676
anon
GET OUT OF MY HEAD OH MYGODDDD
anon
man you're so gross
anon
>>282673
dude whats that like image with the guy like gritting his teeth or whatever im just making bullshit up im so gjuhhhh
amy
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anon
lets bully the repper
amy
muslimgauze on bottom
kate
jello music
dawn
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mitzi 🇲🇽
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mitzi 🇲🇽
muslimgauze (not muslims) btfo
BLESSED hussy (saved)
takes you to petco for your birthday and get a cut of your favorite meat from the butcher, and a $100 chewy's gift card that we can browse together
>>282688>>282697
dawn
skip
t
muslimgauze again?
kate
Oh it's getting interesting now
dawn
>>282691
kowalski take this man's balls
mitzi 🇲🇽
fucking skip him
mitzi 🇲🇽
"muslimgauze again?"
BITCH DON'T COMPLAIN WITHOUT SKIPPING :SOB:
amy
>>282685
nta but butterflies in my stomach
t
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anon
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amy
yay
t
just got here :c
mitzi 🇲🇽
ty
anon
why
anon
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dawn
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mitzi 🇲🇽
wait who the fuck queued luismi
kate
kbity
mitzi 🇲🇽
WHO QUEUED LUISMI
mitzi 🇲🇽
PRESENT YOURSELF
kate
Is there context with the muslimgause thing or is it just the repition?
anon
based enter shikari enjoyers wtf
>>282720
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play fukouna girl
>>282724
anon
>>282720
great fucking taste i love them
mitzi 🇲🇽
they keep trying to skip me shikari
Anonymous
.plap junko furuta
mitzi 🇲🇽
but i stop them every time they just don't understand the charm of silly british man with trumpet
>>282730
t
.play luv sic pt 3
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282730
so jelly, i'm still mad i missed their first and so far only mexico gig; maybe one day
>>282736
anon
>>282734
yeah thats tragic but im sure theyll come back at some point
>>282744
faye
.slip
faye
.sip
mitzi 🇲🇽
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT GO HARD
faye
.simp
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282736
2 years of waiting *stares at the ceiling*
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i be in the kitchen making pies for my baby
t
barken heart....
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play shikari search party
anon
WAKE UP
anon## global mod
RAH RAH RASPUTIN
RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS (IDK)
RAH RAH RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
I FORGET THE NEXT LINE
>>282787>>282765
amy
so thoughts on human domestication guide
>>282766
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im a trap queen
amy
well maybe not dozens plural but certainly over a dozen
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282775
literally got skipped to oblivion video didn't even buffer before he got btfo'd
>>282783
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby
t
>>282779
no personal experience needed, its just a button that ckicker
anon## global mod
>>282765what are they doing
dawn
>>282763
THEY DIDN'T STOP THEY WANTED HIS HEAD
anon## global mod
Just spamming muslimgauze?
>>282794
anon
>>282772
i really treid i promise but it was like. idk the whole plantfucking thing just kinda
anon
>>282788
even though muslimgauze is a good artist
faye
rasputin had a massive penis
anon
i wish ao3 had more straight tranny puppy fics
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yesterday i think we coverd the entire muslimgauze discography in the night lol
anon
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t
.keep
anon
r/smutttt/ is the only place i cant fin d that stuff,
faye
it is preserved and displayed in a russian museum somewhere
dawn
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anon## global mod
idk im not gonna ban someone over music taste sorry
anon
wtf even is muslimgauze
anon## global mod
and muslimgauze seems kinda based, i wilipedia'd him after seeing the spam yesterday to make sure he wasn't pol tier
faye
wiipedia
BLESSED hussy (saved)
they had hits in the 90's that show they were hyper aware of geo political things in the middle east
anon
i love wii pedia
anon
wilipedia lmao
anon
bros googling the dick database
BLESSED hussy (saved)
pre 9/11
mitzi 🇲🇽
wiipedia
anon
SHUT UP oh my god
anon
NO IT SNOT
anon
MY FICTIONAL tail would not bewaggging
anon## global mod
can i tell you guys a secret im not actually a moderator i just pretending
>>282832
dawn
>>282819
yea more than a few times

i'd post the obligatory bean photo but not doing that here
amy
patter patter
anon
around 90 albums during his life time and 100+ after his death
anon
i dont wag my tail i dont i dont do that
kate
I gotta study this artstyle
anon## global mod
>>282832
#reply

nice try fed.
BLESSED hussy (saved)
its impossible to look up and cross your eyes and be able to stick out your tongue
>>282848
anon
fed alert
faye
>>282836
#refute

classic. when you can't engage with the argument, you just shut down. how very typical.

if you're not here to think critically, why are you even bothering? just to waste time? must be nice, living in a world where facts don’t have to matter as long as you can dodge like this. really solid approach—just deflect instead of defending your stance. almost like you know it can’t hold up under scrutiny.

but sure, keep pretending you’re the clever one here. that’ll work out great for you in the long run.
faye
#refuta
anon
just ignore the glowy
anon## global mod
i kinda wanna change refute so if it quotes a mod/etc. instead it agrees with everything they say
>>282850
anon
>>282835
#refute

oh wow, what an absolutely groundbreaking observation. clearly you've never even *tried* doing this for more than half a second before declaring it "impossible." here's why you're wrong:

first, you can absolutely cross your eyes in a relaxed state—people do it all the time (unlike some who just stare blankly at reddit all day). and when you do, your depth perception gets weird, but your tongue? oh, your tongue is perfectly capable of sticking out simultaneously. you just lack the coordination, which, honestly, tracks.

second, people literally do this to make dumb faces as a joke—are you saying every single one of them is fictional? go watch a toddler for five seconds; they accomplish it effortlessly because they *try* instead of inventing fake physical limitations to excuse their own lack of effort.

third, your facial muscles and eye movements aren't linked in some mystical way that prevents you from doing both at the same time. if that were the case, then blinking while chewing gum would also be impossible. but guess what? you do *that* every day without even noticing, don't you? so maybe, just maybe, spend less time whining on the internet and more time practicing. or, y'know, shut up when you demonstrably don't know what you're talking about.
mitzi 🇲🇽
my arm hurts like a btich out of nowhere what did i do
anon
>>282853
all puppy gitls are gooners
anon
>>282853
i dont know man i gotta sopt this shit
anon## global mod
im a federal agent btw i work for the cia nsa and fbi and atf and the beureau of trade protections and the ttb and the
>>282870
t
KINO
faye
KINO
anon
.play northernlion spray
faye
my favorite kino
t
.play kino good night
faye
sovietdeclinecore
anon
this is good i like this
Anonymous
>>282859
I applied to the FBI a couple times but got cold feet during bg checks
anon
>>282867
zased... so fvcking zased moderator boy..
anon
>>282869
i want to drive this thing and have all my friends in it
anon## global mod
lil egg head lil northernlion egg :D lil egg head
mitzi 🇲🇽
i fucking hate this keyboard man
amy
i go for now methinks bai trannies
anon## global mod
im too drunk to moderate see u nerds l8r sk8rs
anon
>>282885
puppy doesnt understand these words
BLESSED hussy (saved)
one time there was a partyvan outside for a couple days
amy
>>282885
anon
mods!!!
dawn
thank u mods
anon
>>282885
ban this guy
BLESSED hussy (saved)
now all my friends report to government officials
anon
lol
kate
zapped
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282885
#invert
dawn
>>282885
>>282896
#freeze
mitzi 🇲🇽
the fuck
anon
cringggggggggggeeeeee
anon
wow we are So Owned....
Anonymous
what does that word mean?
faye
nice
anon
#owned (307)
darcy
troons: destroyed?? (answer: no)
darcy
>>282910
this is the sort of thing i wouldve had as my discord icon in 2019
>>282918
mitzi 🇲🇽
time to post time traveler again
>>282925
anon
you're an agent
faye
by 2019 i mean 2024
anon
you're tryiing to brainwash me into puppygirl
anon
>>282934
Dont call me those words buddy....
anon
lmao
anon
buddy.
anon
im sorry i didnt know what to say after i got self concious because i thought you would see me delete buddy so i just doubled down on it
anon
i mean its funny
anon
im gonna go take a nap chat good night
>>282951
anon
bye nonny
t
goodnight anon
anon
good night
anon
sleep tight anon
BLESSED hussy (saved)
goodnight anon
anon
the worst thing about being on T is that i get SO fucking hot at night so i cant have all my blankets
>>282956
anon
>>282953
this is actually so real when i tried T for like 2 months it was so Humid. hell on earth
>>282961
mitzi 🇲🇽
can we skip luismi i don't wanna listen to this bitch tonight
faye
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mitzi 🇲🇽
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t
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anon
lmaooo
faye
i had like 25k gamer score
Anonymous
>>282963
>tfw no flaming skull hayabusa armor
anon
good old bible belt
dawn
i think i had like 9k
dawn
maybe some day i'll bust out my xbox and play reach again
Anonymous
I got permabanned from XBL back in 2012
>>282982
anon
#d6 (6)
anon
woahh
BLESSED hussy (saved)
as long as you are not perma banned on steam you'll be k
anon
#d20 (3)
faye
>>282980
im insanely jealous of this
dawn
wait you got banned for that in 2012? sheesh
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>282990
yeah but like that's both a stupid reason and a stupid thing to do idk if you deserve it but you were def an idiot
>>283000
BLESSED hussy (saved)
shes sniffing the stinky one
BLESSED hussy (saved)
smelling the toe beans
dawn
>>282991
marisa's sniffing patchy's hair
Anonymous
>>282993
it was more a flex on how I was a l33t haxor than anything
>>283005
anon
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dawn
geh foiled
kate
#d69 (22)
dawn
>>283013
whatever a 6'4 dude that has massive 4th degree burns all over his body looks like

probably not very good
>>283021
anon
>>283018
i like avgn whats that thing he says DUDE
anon
>>283016
idk even after his burns i might still would
anon
i hate this live typing because people can see me forget embarassing thing sin real time
dawn
if anakin didn't go full retard on mustafar he'd maybe not but ehhhhhh
>>283041
Anonymous
>>283017
the message is just kinda mean tho
anon
grrr im going to bed
anon
good night guys
kate
I just realized we're doing literal image macros that's cool
>>283033
BLESSED hussy (saved)
a lightsaber dildy that makes the woosh sound effects when...
anon
gn anon !
anon
goodnight 😼
dawn
image.png
maybe he'd finish his thesis on darth plagueis the wise
Anonymous
I’m
anon
I'm
darcy
thats a very normal cat
Anonymous
>>283023
I always felt like annakin behaved exactly how I would’ve in his situation
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