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SadChan🍉🍉
you got banned for telling naruto posters to kys :(
>>286565
Anonymous
>>286564
you got banned for not telling Naruto posters to kts in 2012
SadChan🍉🍉
it brings the worst fanbase imaginable to /a/ ... T_T
Anonymous
shounenshitters
SadChan🍉🍉
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here. That being said, AB is really great, but Nyaa.eu and BakaBT are easier to get into.
anon
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
>>286576
rose
.play city of the wolves chain reaction
SadChan🍉🍉
omg the worst is when fucking power level posters bring it into absolutely unrelated bullshit
SadChan🍉🍉
be in a thread about a random fantasy series like lotr
SadChan🍉🍉
COULD GOKU LOW DIFF FEANOR
SadChan🍉🍉
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rose
power scalings so gay lol
anon
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
SadChan🍉🍉
i found this wiki once on the internet that was on autistic guy wiki'ing his fanfiction for like 15 years and it had a whole plot line where he was basically gokus grandson but with the power of ultimate charisma so every girl in the world wanted to have sex with him
>>286605>>286593
rose
>>286588
sounds like my life, ahahhh
Spiders
lovely!
Spiders
oh
rose
but i wanted to send nudes to someone but i dont want my face in the picture, p simple
Spiders
like
Spiders
so they don't know what you look like?
>>286604
Spiders
that's fair
rose
>>286601
well no cos i also just sent her a selfie anyways but like, i dont want them connected, n also i wanted to hide my weewee
>>286606
Anonymous
>>286588
the Sonic and Mario Thug Wiki was great
SadChan🍉🍉
im searching the internet now trying to find that autistic dbz fanfiction its really funny its so absurd but I cant find it because I didnt realize there is a metric fuck ton of bad dbz fanfiction
>>286626
SadChan🍉🍉
i just remember it had a peach background and the storyline involved the original saiyan beying some evil god who comes from outside the universe and destroys all the unvierses
Spiders
>>286619
go ahead... don't be shy...
rose
.play perfume electro world
Anonymous
>>286620
read a dbz fic once where vegeta was asuka’s dad
SadChan🍉🍉
damn i want to find it had these great bits like achieving Super Saiyan 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

and it would be like a full page of zeroes lol
>>286629
rose
dbz fanfic where a girl saiyan breeds me
Anonymous
>>286627
wtf did someone upload my 3rd grade writing assignments?
anon
Why did somebody upload my kino manuscripts
Anonymous
because I literally did that exact thing for an assignment in 3rd grade where we had to write a story where we’d put it in a hardcover book that we made ourselves
rose
this song is so pretty
SadChan🍉🍉
I think this might be the wiki I have to read throughi t more lol
Anonymous
the teacher couldn’t read my handwriting so when she typed it up “10000000000000%” became “loooooooooooooool”
SadChan🍉🍉
no its not this one :(
Anonymous
she was probably lowkey mocking me
rose
need to be a girlshaped boy kissing a girlshaped boy rn
rose
when are they gonna make the doggirl hrt that gives u ears and a tail btw?? need that shit
>>286654
Spiders
.play emo boys kissing
rose
.p;ay sonic frontiers flowing
Spiders
why is emo boys kissing so short grrrr
rose
.play sonic frontiers flowing
rose
gonna go pee anyone want anything?
>>286662
Spiders
>>286661
can you get me a large fry
Spiders
please and thank you :3
SadChan🍉🍉
I cant find the fan fiction .... its jover. i spent liek 20 minutes trying... its jover....
SadChan🍉🍉
it was so funny but also special in its own unique way that someone even made it sadge... T_T
SadChan🍉🍉
i rceieved a DM but didnt read so whoever sent it im sorry I didnt see it and I refreshed the page so it is gone forever
SadChan🍉🍉
>>286680
oh lol mb i didnt see it sry
SadChan🍉🍉
thats okay u dont have 2 show me ur boobs hehe i was joking :)
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
BLESSED hussy (saved)
okay :) but im not shy either lol
BLESSED hussy (saved)
actually i am but also imnot.
SadChan🍉🍉
:O
rose
boobs so epic
BLESSED hussy (saved)
a freak like me just needs infinity
anon
Hewwo :3
anon
good morning
mitzi 🇲🇽
hi i just woke up
>>286713
Anonymous
>woke
Spiders
.play emo boys kissing
mitzi 🇲🇽
ENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER PEAAAAAAAAAARL
mitzi 🇲🇽
THE NETHEER
mitzi 🇲🇽
minecraft the movie :D
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play fukouna girl
heather
:glegle
heather
sad
heather
yayy
heather
ive seen this one b4
Himeposter
Peru es clave
heather
hola
heather
el gelg
Himeposter
Hi!
heather
ok i cant speak spanish im sry
heather
pretty
Anonymous
espanol hanashimas arimasen
heather
iiieee
heather
sumimasen
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286518
yeah, same!!
notamerican!americeSxU
this site makes you think b4 u type
anon
wtf its so weird to see people type
BLESSED hussy (saved)
hi
notamerican!americeSxU
its kinda just fun to see
anon
hmm
BLESSED hussy (saved)
it has a different rythm and flow to it
mitzi 🇲🇽
i just wanna make it clear one more and for the last time that i don't like poo thank you for your cooperation
>>286749
mitzi 🇲🇽
STOP
mitzi 🇲🇽
oh cool it didn't say thet hing
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lol
anon
Couldn't you get a tripcode?
>>286759
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play
Avalon Sliding Down The Cliff
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286758
duuude... this site is 18+
anon
>>286759
And people that don't get impersonated by trolls
mitzi 🇲🇽
who cares if you get impersonated just play along with it:
re: ID ON'T LIKE POOP STOP SAYING I LIKE POOP
anon
There was someone impersonating you saying you don't like poop, they need to be banned because I know you do
mitzi 🇲🇽
no they were saying that i like poop but that's funny because yeah reactionary chain, i don't mind it and neither should you because that's just the internet
anon
fair enough
anon
wait not to that message TwT
mitzi 🇲🇽
also true
mitzi 🇲🇽
but not true
anon
>>286774
#refute

oh wow, you think the invert is *cool*? how original. let me ask you - have you actually thought about this for more than two seconds or did the shiny colors immediately melt your single brain cell?

first off, the invert effect is lazy as hell. any script kiddie with a basic css filter can slap a `filter: invert(100%)` on an element and call it a "feature." wow! revolutionary! where’s the actual innovation in that? it’s the vibrancy filter all over again - people losing their minds over literally the most basic post-processing trick imaginable because they don’t know how bad code works.

second, you apparently haven’t considered how useless it is functionally. you invert some elements? great, now half the ui is unreadable because contrast ratios go to hell, and anyone relying on color differentiation for navigation just got completely screwed. it’s the accessibility nightmare apes like you never think about because you just default to "hehe screen go nega mode" like someone discovering photoshop in 2005. congratulations, you've reinvented "makes design objectively worse" with extra steps.

third - and this might shock your invertebrate-level cognitive capacity - it’s not even *new*. early web experiments in old netscape builds were doing this garbage for shock value twenty years ago. so your "cool thing" is literally an overused, outdated gimmick that adds zero actual value beyond blinding people temporarily. do you also get excited when someone reintroduces the `<blink>` tag as a "bold new feature"? idiot. try thinking next time.
>>286780
anon
:))))) its funn
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im a big muscley man with high testosterone and a huge johnson
anon
WHY IS THAT MESSAGE JUMPING ON THE SCREEN WTF
>>286783
mitzi 🇲🇽
be the curse be upon ye
>>286782
anon
HOW DO I STOP IT
anon
you don't
anon
hello rose ;3
rose
hi everyone, on call with my dad
>>286790
anon
whatt
anon
WHATT
anon
its so coooll
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286797
oh this is me
mitzi 🇲🇽
everyone shut up this is peam
>>286801
anon
peam
Himeposter
Lauren, poggers
mitzi 🇲🇽
GWAAAA
BLESSED hussy (saved)
this one is peam
anon
STOP
anon
wtf my eyes feell ike they will fall from my head
>>286814
notamerican!americeSxU
#style body { display: none; }
anon
skip or keep? what is that
>>286818
mitzi 🇲🇽
skip or keep gang???
anon
>>286816
skip or keep, you have to decide
anon
uhmmmmmmmmm
anon
is my life at risk xd
mitzi 🇲🇽
yes
anon
yes
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yeah muslimgauze lost so many times
notamerican!americeSxU
123.png
::glegle
mitzi 🇲🇽
muslimgauze lost btw
anon
so uhmm
anon
what now
anon
mormonism lost snowmobile review channels won
anon
THATS TUFF
anon
.keep
anon
B)
anon
how do I make an account or put my name instead of showing annon?
>>286845
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play no more worlds like that no more days like this
anon
>>286843
you should keep the anon name, top right little face guy
BLESSED hussy (saved)
top right
>>286851
anon
ahhh
anon
bro come on
anon
he lets you pick flags
anon
that icon is so fucking small xd
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
notamerican!americeSxU
hi nadie!
mitzi 🇲🇽
#ksay turn on the fokin video player and listen to peam
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi notamerican
notamerican!americeSxU
oh ksay's finally back
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay ksay is so back
mitzi 🇲🇽
nadie conchesumare demeunabrazo
anon
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286860
#hug
mitzi 🇲🇽
:3
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286858
when was it banned? last time i remember it was used it was january
>>286870
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286862
just say you don't speak the lingo you pinche gringo
anon
oh come on why you spin me :c
>>286872
anon
D-don't beat me ;C
mitzi 🇲🇽
doug
anon
cute dawg :3
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286876
#spin
BLESSED hussy (saved)
>>286873
toe beans/10
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286880
#reply

hussy is an old-fashioned term for a woman seen as promiscuous or morally loose. it’s usually used in a derogatory or judgmental way. not a great word to throw around these days.
anon
ahhh okii :3
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play child protective services theme song
mitzi 🇲🇽
if noone queues things i will keep playing lauren bosfield until someone tells me to fuck off
>>286891
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286883
my grandparents used to have these types of caprets
>>286890
anon
this i also has info like how to open and close vid player
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286888
i want a carpet for my room and get rid of my bed to start sleeping on the floor
>>286897
Himeposter
So... good for me
anon
sleeping on the floor??
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
does anybody want a bed?
>>286900
anon
why would you do that
anon
its not good for you
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286897
i sleep on the floor get on my level
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286895
i want a big king size bed
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286897
ive done it a few times at this point
anon
I had an asian roommate that slept on a wooden plank
anon
why do you sleep on the floor wtf TwT
>>286905
mitzi 🇲🇽
literally get on my level lmfaoo
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286903
poor but i am accustomed to it so switching to a bed is weird for me idk tism
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
what if i just put a mattress on the floor and call it a bed
>>286911
anon
wellll
anon
I understand
anon
but a bed is far better
anon
my sleep has memory foam and its very comfy , you can come and try it ^^
>>286916
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286911
i can do that yeah. would it be only once or do i gotta stay on it
mitzi 🇲🇽
forever idk
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
uhhhhhhhhh ok that sound good
anon
>>286910
also btw there is a catalogue, this thread gets really fast but other threads exist for when it is nearly incomprehensible here
>>286923
anon
yes yes I saw the catalougue, but I swear its soooo random
>>286919
anon
>>286917
every board is together on the catalogue, you can check which ones you want on the catalogue
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play in aisles
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286920
its old and doesnt work anymore
rose
>>286916
made a radio thread in /music/ for when shit gets too hectic here
>>286929
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay hi mitzi
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286920
ok wait one sec qwertyuiopuyrdeswdfgchvjbklvfwijvwo[oHA7Q
notamerican!americeSxU
done!
anon
>>286923
I plan on making a royalty free movie thread so I can put them on before I sleep
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play the cat empire the chariot
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
i thought u were a husstuss
notamerican!americeSxU
husswhat??
>>286943
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286936
i barely know her!
anon
HUZZ?
BLESSED hussy (saved)
what
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286934
does it count as boymoder if i don't go out of my house and dress in a shirt and shorts every day
>>286946
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286937
hsts
anon
WHAT IS A BOYMODER >:c
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286947
jerma
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286949
ok but hypothetically if u had to would u give ur girl name or boy name
>>286953
anon
na dee eh
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286950
is this a legal matter or just signing up for an ice cream rewards store
>>286956
anon
Top gear is peak
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yes she is asking if you are a homosexual transsexual
anon
.play bottom gear
BLESSED hussy (saved)
husstuss
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286956
idk too complicated i'm more into fucking boymoders
>>286962
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lol
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
o
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
do u fw mentally ill boymoders
>>286971
anon
#nah
anon
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yeh.png
#yeh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay yeh
notamerican!americeSxU
how can it be socially acceptable wait
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286969
its okay for trans girls to take on other trans girls but its not okay for cishet males to do that that's chasing
>>286975
notamerican!americeSxU
>>286974
uuhhhmmm i dont think the first part is socially acceptable too idk maybe its my society
>>286986
rose
im tryna suck face rn
BLESSED hussy (saved)
lol
BLESSED hussy (saved)
are you an emo boy?
>>286983
anon
ahhhh Im dumb TwT
BLESSED hussy (saved)
i know you are lol
BLESSED hussy (saved)
im asking the anon is a cute emo boy
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286986
you say it as if mexican society was the peak of social progress lmao
>>286994
notamerican!americeSxU
hey emo boy
anon
emo boy
BLESSED hussy (saved)
yeah you
BLESSED hussy (saved)
how do you feel about sloppy hot makeout sessions with feminiized emo boys
anon
I love them blessed hussy
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>286988
#check (checked)
anon
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
14001.jpg
::latinx
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>286998
i wish... also chileans dont use that type of sombrero.. nor poncho. nor guitar... traditional chilean guitar has 25 strings
>>287001
notamerican!americeSxU
>>287000
so ur from Chile right? to this moment i knew ur somewhere from south america
>>287007
anon
Truly the Australia of South America
BLESSED hussy (saved)
>>287008
very pretty
anon
how do I reply to messages :c
>>287022
anon
#trvke (that command can't be used in this board)
rose
need a sloppy make sesh rn
>>287024
anon
its so cool
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>287025
president of the senate
anon
>:)
notamerican!americeSxU
>>287026
naaaah no way
rose
>>287027
im like if you combined these two

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