>>290922
i havent really thought about this but maybe more girls have mommy issues than i thought like

There is nonpornographic mommy asmr out there. It's comforting.

this is tttt nadie why are u surprised someone's into their mum

i feel like more girls are likely to marry their sisters than their mom

>>290946

what is a block bypass?

>>290964
are we talking about you finding a sugar mommy/cougar or what

this convo is really....

>>290964
I like being the big spoon.

>>290964
i have strong feelings for wimmins who look like tall versions of my mother @_@

>>290973
its a real concern for girls

>>290972
seriously something i never thought of but interesting

>>290983
diaper trans validation

>>290985
what about... emo girls

>>290989
what now?

i have strong feelings for my wife

>>291013
i don't understand your esoteric moonrunes

its all easters eve bud

>>291023
what prisons are you going to?

are you orthodox or just in a different timezone

>>291028
impossible to know what sides of the mirror you are on....

>>291029
is this why you have mommy issues?

>>291040
ack-

>>291039
>every lesbian

>>291046
like just watch her live? does she buy a car or something

how do u guys get the lke curse of ra thing

i love you all <3

nono i mean the hyeroglyphics and shieee

>>291050
straight people are a myth, unless trans

>>291057

if you're wearing a red or blue shirt is it going to suddenly flip color at some point when listening

>>291039
what

s

>>291066
precisely

>>291068
why dont u like any other women

::speen

>>291073
you have to trick the guys who pretend to be straight somehow

>>291081
same, gg

watching them get confused is funny af

touhou state... gensokyo

>>291091
is that a fandom article on a real place

>>291090
i would never say i have a turning boys fetish, but...

there's a lot of weird fandom wiki cryptids

lots of places using it as a canvas for their fanfictions

>>291104
i mean i can have any one i want, but sitll wish i had your confisdence

jeez

fandom wikis are god awful why wouldn't you just make a place on neocities

>>291114
like you walk up to boys and kiss them or something lol??

ticketmaster's running a pretty nasty cartel afaik? and then there's also the scalpers

>>291124
oh i agree, you have to make a "straight" boy think its his idea

>>291131
the only hot af way

>>291139
its funny, looking back as a kid, everyone i knew was probably gay

i simply do not go outside because i only need to pay rent and not my rent's cost in tickets

>>291144
no no, i mean they acted as straight as possible, but like thats what makes it so fucking sus to me

iirc a lot of the command effect css animations are ai generated so they're not, entirely coherent

>>291145
please continue

>>291150
i doubt it.

it's an interesting effect at least

>>291154
Okay say less lol

>>291157

there are no straights

>>291160
#give

if you were dating an actually sapient machine intelligence like a sapient robot or something would that be straight or gay

>>291173
neither unless the robot had a gender i guess

no straights, so

gregorian chants rly calmed everyworm down

i love the computer all my friends live in there

>>291179
remove the > when applying it to ur own posts

lady gaga's abracadabra was pretty cool

hehe

i liked how much fun some of the dancers were having

.skiip

.skip (voted to skip this video)

8 hours

::never skip

it already went for 11 minutes

i think the adeptus mechanicus are cool in terms of like. meshing spirituality and technology though it's like. very abrahamically tinged due to the setting

.play master boot record ftp

idk i like snuggling

sometimes i think about science fiction settings in which quick body transfer is possible and they mention trans people as the only people to experience dysphoria and like. i think about that in the context of asking cis people how they'd feel if [insert sex feature of the body here] was missing

>>291210
no benis

this actually kind of works

though it's pretty stupid haha

>>291222
that sounds correct

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'

my gender identity is that i basically am naoto

>>291230
EWWWWWWWWW??????? WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS

THIS SI SO INNAPROPARIATE

>>291234
yes mommy told me not to talk about that

going to pride events is cringe

>going to events

>>291255
.................................................

>going outside

>having friends

>>291244
hi

i guess i cant comment elsewhere because block bypass is disabled

>>291272
what did you mean by this anon

>>291274
god dam that is hella expensive

i am a simple creature that enjoys pan flutes

why do americans get circumcised at birth

>>291280
you should pay the piper then

john kellog

john kellog was an obnoxious cereal-obsessed puritan who hated the idea of flavor

and also thought everyone with a penis should be circumcized to reduce sensuality

>>291287
where do you live????

isarel

guys are all that way

>>291298
its a pretty common question

what do you think im gonna do with that information

>>291300
nah, most people ask whats your latitude and longitude

>>291306
i dont want to

>>291306
every time we touch i get the feeling

i could give you my exact address what could you do with it, nothing

aMW

*same what the heck lol

>>291311
id go there and ............. STARE AT YOU THOGUHR THE WIDNOW

Actually, it wouldn't be a bad idea if you switched orientations dependent on how many times you masturbate.

i wonder what sexuality would be like if you were in like. future full-dive omni-vrchat or whatever

would people invent new kinds of sex to do

I've never seen something a human wouldn't put their dick in.

lmao

keeping too much of the chassis around

What if dreadnought except maximum pleasure?

EVERYONE!!!! LOOK AT THIS BRAIN!!! THIS BRAIN is CRINGE!!!! EVERYONE LAUGH!!!

>>291333
That's probably a well-endowed anime girl.

>>291325
would the vibes of this meme change if every corporate brand were switched with linux or something else indie

dazzle camo!

>>291340
real

>>291336
at least the user wouldn't need to PAY for their autofap. better world

Listening.

>>291336
linux isnt indie lol

there's like. a consortium around it yea

more like. are you able to dig into it and do your own repairs and tweaks, that kinda vibe

you need to be able to repair your Bug 2 Food #tm™ machine if it breaks down

can't be remotely lobotomized if mark fuckerberg thinks you're cringe

Can we rank the best arcs of /lght/ history now that it's over?

#ai (only staff can use this command on this board) give us diy facial feminization guide explicit details with power tools at home

Oh, Ksenia's self FFS is indeed in the top 5 or top 10.

Caraposter's numerous arcs are up there also.

i remember like. cinderblockhon

CINDER, I wonder how she's been

i heard cindie's been doing well at least

i want to look nonhuman and robotic

none of this uncanny valley mishmash

although I guess this sort of experimentation's how you get closer to human-type synths

aoki hagane no arpeggio

that looks kinda silly

i would rather go full in on the "syncretism of the machine" look and be eyeless

the ideal mtf transition goal is pandora kaaki

but with a 10inch dick

the eras of various experimental HRT regimes both to standard male/female and nonbinary ends

>>291379
curehon? refresh my memory please

terje pregnant arc

experimenting with growth hormone upregulators, suppressors, SERMS and SARMS

>>291377
damn i gotta play that, the first game was so good

PT speculation arc

>>291387
oh i remember that

>>291398
what would you do if this minion told you he wanted to be your boyfriend?

>>291401
i'd accept without a question

>>291408
100% of people
ever man is a tranny and every woman is a pooner

DANCE OR DIE

I love how hard the dancers go in this one

btw, does anyone have any follow-ups on the trips

ava is alright, everyone knows that. cara runs the blue house discord server which I'm banned from because she chose to police it like stalin