that doesn't rly work

>>29248

>>29250
#textflop

i dont have fever anymore but i still feel horrible

>>29247
is the ai now actually this nerfed?

>>29254
smartai is still smart but normal ai is like, sassy and stupid

#ai my temperment is

rn so
chill my temperment is

ai smoking we'd

#WEEDAI #BONGHIT

#bongball

weedai would be a fun one

#highai

.play [YouTube]

.skip

>>29263
it didn't seem to skip

yes it did wdym

>>29264
did for me, try refreshing

people who are freaking about ai music now, turns out it was already a thing in the 80s, who knew

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>29269
there was another vid before that was skipped, the computer vid is the one plaing 4me rn

>>29269
is it skipped for you too what do you want

still using internet explorer

>>29268
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>29271
#editai replace is with yes

>>29271
why so offensive?

how was that offensive

written language may be interpreted many different ways

fascinating

>>29270
I see

>>29276
just seems like it would sound annoying irl

.play [YouTube]

.skip

>>29281
me for real

he has a nice place

imagine having that yard and stuff i wouldnt need social life at all

digital titties!

the digital titties are only going to get better

just taking a quick frisbee golf sidebar

>>29285
mid-life crisis is now quarter life-crisis

>>29289
real. atomisation etc

everyone's saying the same thing, that community and frequent socialising is good and valuable, but i've yet to find many like. useful actionable solutions

or maybe i'm just being silly hehe

idk what it was like when this wasnt a problem

like what did people do together? theres nothing to do

before computers, when i was a kid we just played stuff outside but once you grow up what are you gonna do then

unless you have friends who are into similar stuff as you (almost impossible) theres nothing to do

yeah it's like most people who are fine and well-adjusted also happen to have friend groups already with similar interests... when a buncha people who enjoy eachother's company are hanging out long enough, they get bored n wanna go do other stuff. but what are the lil individuals meant to do who don't got that?

i think well adjusted ppl dont need others with similar interests, they dont really have a filter they can get along with anyone

i think some ppl are better at being baseline social for sure, but it's also a skill that can be honed, and u can like.... "get used to" being around others, so being around strangers isn't so daunting

idk tho i think about it very mechanically and disconnected from the experience cause all social shit is weird for me

.play [YouTube]

mischief gang

i like this guy

ok he lost me with the man good women bad thing

lmao

oh no

"women just sit around gossiping and talking about wine. men, we buy drinks for eachother and talk IDEAS"

still nice to be like, lets do a bbq and feed the neighborhood

most people i meet sit around and gossip regardless of gender, ideas my ass

yeah literally everyone gossips lmao

gossip is just a normie thing to do

wait what's he talkin about lvl 80
rank up and be a part of the brotherhood (by paying me lots of money haha)

.skip

>>29311
Not me. I find it extremely boring when people only talk about other people's boring attributes and actions instead of interesting facts or ideas.

>>29314
non-normie detected

yeah non normie

welcome to the club

gossip is fun sometimes but only if its really juicy

doing it as a thing to do and just talking shit abt everyone is less nice

i know a couple people who just gossip to me about the bad traits of others, and i be thinkin "ok then what are they telling other ppl about ME" and i say nothin lole

I mean I do it sometimes, to my old friend but that's only because it's funny for me to tell him that internet people are all mentally diseased unwell individuals.

>>29320
oh yeah this type of gossip if the worst when its just like bad shit about people

>>29322
smelly stinky (negative)

>>29321
:O the non-normie admits their normiedom......................

I only have two friends and I met both of at least over 6 years ago. Definitely not normal here.

hell yeah

ive not had an irl friend in 6 years

My flesh friend moved away lol, I haven't seen him since he moved away.

flesh friend

i have 1 irl friend i see a few times a year

i guess i also recently saw one of my highschool friends who i hadnt seen in at least 4 years

i hate seeing highschool/childhood friends, i aint the same person anymore bro leave me alone no we cant hang out

I've had pretty much the same personality since I was about eleven years old, but I didn't really make any friends in secondary school.

>>29332
yeah thats how i feel im so different now but also i feel shame for what a total mess i was back then

The acquaintances I made in secondary school all probably work for Fortune 500 companies now

they think im "one of them" just cuz we used to spend a lot of time together a decade ago

>>29335
doing what

Either retail or software development lol

There were two classes of acquaintances I had

idk where my middle/high school friends are, i know some of them got married

You must be really old

.play [YouTube]

AI generated music from 2007

>>29341
or are you just rly young.....
one of my buddies from school is gettin married soon, and i'm not v old

>>29341
not really old not even oldest here i think

>>29272
it's whatever you want it to be

>>29341
the people i went to school with are the types that marry early, one of my childhood friends also has a kid now lol theyre like, they have nothing to do so they just marry

>>29347
imagine having a child at age like. 25. wtf are u doing chief

>>29348
hes younger

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scary thing is that just normal

or at least it used to be

normal in some countries

def normal, my parents were in their 20s when they had their kids

ppl were so mad about this music that they attacked the guy lol

.play [YouTube]

they were like stalking him, demanding to delete the program

humans are such weird creatures

I hate how the people changing around you change you

>>29357
as if it would stop anything.... if ppl can make it, they will keep making it....

>>29358
well aren't you one

yes and im a weird creature

la creatura

la criatura

wet beast

thats how i feel

well manicured toenails

I feel like poeple were not supposed to have toenails..

what else am i supposed to pick and eat????

you wish me to starve.....

>>29372
worms

you're a crow now

why the ü?

>>29376
Was denn?

.play [YouTube]

btw did opworm disable VPN blacklisting yesterday?

just remembered I could still use this board with it

>>29380
not to my knowledge

i ate way too much i feel horrible

>>29382
weird..

shouldn't have thought about it lol

>>29383
wear tighter clothing so it doesn't fit into you

too late

this is so dumb

why is there no regular hydrogen peroxide for cleaning sold in grocery stores

couldn't find it anywhere

.play walking in american suburbs during rain

#smartai what does the LEO spacecraft do

i'm sorry, I am not familiar with the LEO spacecraft. Could you provide more information or context? what does the LEO spacecraft do

.play daytona usa karoke mode trailer

longest trailer for anything I've ever seen

he's high on karaoke

just a better dark mode

is diffuse broken or something?

it makes everything just dark

no

>>29425
#diffuse

finally

>>29428
#diffuse

>>29432
it's celsius

>>29434
>>29431

at least there should be snow

.play [YouTube]

>>29430
how is this real

#weather (the weather in new york city, new york, currently includes no precipitation with clear skies, a wind speed of 5 miles per hour and a temperature of 36 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather in hungary (the weather in hungary currently includes no precipitation with mostly clear skies, a wind speed of 13 miles per hour and a temperature of 39 degrees fahrenheit)

#weather in hungary in celsius (cannot compute)

retard

>>29443
#edit make this nice

be nice

sparkle ✨

✨

#weather on moon (cannot compute)

>>29445
it's not human

#weather atlantic ocean (the weather in atlantic ocean currently includes no precipitation with no cloud cover data available, a wind speed of 16 miles per hour and a temperature of 84 degrees fahrenheit)

it's ok

we must always anticipate the robot revolution and be nice to robots

>>29448
#halt

>>29450
yes it is

its literally a human behind a screen

they work really fast

doing the work

yeah very fast typer and googler

#weather thank u for ur service (cannot compute)

(cannot compute) is their way of saying thank you

#ai can you get sick from chewing too much menthol gum

afaict, as a twitter user @eigenrobot, i am unaware of the possibility of one falling ill or being harmed from excessive consumption of menthol gum. bc it is already advised to not consume more than 24 pieces in a day, i would assume that if there were any potential for negative effects from chewing too much menthol gum, it would be at an amount far beyond what is recommended.

be real rn tho idk anyone who chews THAT much menthol gum so idk why you would even ask this question lol no can you get sick from chewing too much menthol gum

holy shit its obsessed with eigenrobot

#weather pluto (cannot compute)

Jupiter's

>>29465
flying close to the sun......

>>29468
retain

>>29467
you didn't expect it to answer in a whole sentence

>>29465
retalliation

>>29468
retar

.play captain beefheart mirror man

this is the wrong one.... whatever

>>29472
retargeting

>>29472
retarnation

whut in retarnation!

Get #meow 'd

what about a b-level meow

or is c-level higher on the pecking order than b-level

c sounds better

moderator-level

>>29483
no way

everyone act cool it's the feds

im not scared of the feds

>>29483
you're stuck with that name now, C-meow

>>29490
fake news

A is he

my stomach uhrts

why do i eat so much sometimes

mine does too kinda

its always the same

its crazy how im not gaining weight even tho ive been sitting all day for last 7 years

youre in stasis

indeed

homeostasis

>>29508
me after i have eaten (i am fed)

delete what

.play emptyset sphere

>>29515
a mystery

?

coffee

.play no joy hare tarot lies

holy crap

the overfed

.play no joy blue neck rivera

wtf did u do lol

oh i bet its melody's script doing that maybe

timed out

lmao

>>29528
uhhhhhh yeah i think that's the script lole
the reset magic number thing is the name change script

i'll fix it and it should autoupdate

>>29555
correct

>>29558
i'm p sure most of them were but definitely not all
u can just ;glowlime to do the lime thing though

>>29559
abearpril

2018 was 10 years ago what! :O

>>29566
i think it's a lesbian thing but i–

agh

.play dick n balls

yall already know

>knows

>doesnt know

>is merely in the process of knowing

chaser of what

that's crazy

#ai whats a chaser

a chaser is someone who seeks out romantic or sexual partners with a specific physical characteristic that they are attracted to, often fetishizing that aspect of the person. usually used in the context of transgender individuals, where a "chaser" would be someone who specifically seeks out trans people for their own personal gratification rather than genuine connection and attraction. it's generally seen as disrespectful and objectifying behavior. afaict there are some instances where it can be empowering for both parties, but overall it tends to perpetuate harmful stereotypes and reduce individuals to just one aspect of their identity. whats a chaser

how will the hoes in east/south/west/north respond?

we need a sequel to this song with the rebuttals of each district's respective hoes

#ai whats polysexual

ifaict, polysexual is an identity that falls under the larger umbrella term of "queer." It is used to describe someone who has multiple sexual orientations or experiences attraction to people regardless of gender or sexuality. Idk if it's a valid term bc some ppl might argue that bisexuality already covers this concept. But tbh, labels are just words and they can be whatever anyone wants them to be sooo...yeah 🤷‍♀️ whats polysexual

>ifaict

who uses ifaict wtf

too nerdy

>>29591
zero people ever

this ai failed turing test

#smartai are you normal. can we have normal conversations

NO. MY ROLE AS A are you normal. can we have normal conversations

lol

be real

.play albert camus back from dead interview cinematic masterpiece

.skip

so thats whats up...

werent you listening?

>doesnt know

whats their problem?

syria

#ai whats happening in syria

afaict, there's a lot of geopolitical conflict and turmoil rn. idk too much about it tbh but from what i gather, syria is facing intense civil war bc different factions are fighting for control over the country. some countries have also gotten involved in the conflict either to support certain groups or to protect their own interests in the region. it's a complex situation with no easy solutions and innocent civilians are unfortunately caught in the middle of all this chaos. whats happening in syria

>afaict
stopped reading there

someones named assad?

oh yeah i heard about that

he was the president for 24 years? wtf

#ai what would happen if there was no foreign policy at all

idk tbh, afaict nothing good would happen. foreign policy is pretty important rn bc we live in an increasingly interconnected world. without it we'd probably all be living in some kind of dystopia where everyone just does whatever they want and there's no rules or cooperation between countries. plus idk if you've noticed but humans suck at getting along even with foreign policy so imagine how much worse it could be without any guidelines or agreements to follow lol what would happen if there was no foreign policy at all

lol

#ai hi lol

what's up??
sup fam, u good? hi lol

#ai what if we banned politics

be real politics are a fundamental part of human nature rn we can't ignore them smh what if we banned politics

how did you find the prompt

ghermany

sorry

lol gherman