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amy
am i the only one who gets rly intimate with my blahaj and tells him i love him
>>298490
anon
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dawn
PATCHY THEME LET'S GO
psychoticspew
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anon
>>298487
I can show you how ironically best I can do
faye
PATCHOuLI TIME
anon
okay I have my old laptop mobo on my dresser running
anon
it sounds like a jet engine
dawn
>>298501
please do not violate your shark that is not a nice thing to do
anon
how many % of non-music-video songs today have had loli covers
anon
Any of you guys have off Monday?
>>298520
horse mobile
Hi
dawn
disaster patchy is my favourite patchouli
faye
SAME
dawn
i like to think she gets like an hour of sleep every couple days
>>298533
horse mobile
I miss nadie
anon
What is number 4?
amy
i luv takis
faye
>>298528
shes too busy gathering knowledge
anon
Cannot good because I am chaste rn
horse mobile
>>298532
I love that for you
faye
>>298532
patchouli would not approve
faye
not enough knowledge
dawn
patchouli would write a whole treastise on furiously masturbating wdym
>>298546
amy
that i am NEVER paying back lol
amy
>>298544
i lost my job and used them to pay all my living expenses
faye
>>298542
youre right but its about the knowledge for her
horse mobile
/ai what happens if you default on credit card debt
anon
I wish I had whiter or blacker skin
anon
wait 12k on credit
anon
i have 13 dollars in my bank
mitzi 🇲🇽
12 in living expenses wtffffff
>>298562
anon
bruh
amy
its fine what are they gonna do
>>298563
anon
I have about 200 dollars in savings
anon
glad to know I am not the brokest one here
horse mobile
I have 500 dollars in credit card debt
anon
am I the 1% of this site
dawn
>>298567
no it just means you'd fit in on /jp/
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298562
should've ordered a flight so i can hold you in my arms
>>298569
mitzi 🇲🇽
SANBORNS LETS GOOOO
anon
>>298567
yes
get over the agp shame
embrace the agp
anon
>>298567
no, cis people can also want to be a 2hu
dawn
the chinese girl threads are agp as fuck but they're at least unapologetic about it
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298573
horse mobile as in you are a horse i can ride or like a phone
>>298583
anon
the first asian american actress was named anna may lol
anon
anna may wong
amy
dumbass*
anon
>>298583
sounds like an italian brainrot thing
anon
>>298573
if you were fake trans, you wouldn't be sad about it, would you; given that you are sad about the possibility, you probably are just trans and worried about stuff
>>298590
anon
caballo mobile
fetuccini assassini
anon
200% of horses would kill you if they had the cahcen
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play help me erin
anon
>>298587
latinx's have crazy names for mobile carriers instead of god-tier ones like VIRGIN
>>298594
amy
>>298590
you arent a cis woman. u literally grew up presumably living as a man. like no duh
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298591
my phone company is literally virgin correct
mitzi 🇲🇽
they fucking suck and i'm trying to switch away but there isn't any good promo running that still gets me on the at&t network so fuck off
amy
and trans women and cis women are just like. not exactly the same and thats fine
anon
to all latinxos and latinxas: how many cousins do you have
>>298601
anon
i feel like im the only latinx to have only 2 cousins
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298598
i don't know my family never let me talk to my family
anon
>>298597
you're probably putting cis women on a pedestal or sth, they're just regular people like everyone else
horse mobile
>>298602
I don't understand anyone :c
amy
this song is kind of pretty
anon
I'll hold out for it but I am skipping the next one
>>298610
anon
>>298597
I also can't relate to a lot of cis women but I also can't relate to a lot of cis men, it just depends on whom you talk to; I can usually relate to the people within my circles regardless of gender because we're close
>>298614
anon
im biased but I think only avg central asians would beat avg south americans in fights
anon## mod
.del 2
anon
i don't relate to cis women and i'm literally a cis woman. sometimes that just happens lol
anon
avg north american vs avg south american: avg south american
avg white vs avg mediterranean: avg white
avg central asian vs avg east asian: avg central asian
avg south asian vs avs southeast asian: avg southeast asian
and so on
horse mobile
Things will be ok chat c:
horse mobile
>>298617
Me too. I could be an alcoholic easily. My dad smokes and drinks all day long and I take after him in many ways
>>298624>>298622
amy
>>298621
same i have to be very careful
anon
>>298621
my dad is the same lmfao bro has COPD and i'm already an alcoholic. it's over
anon
I wish I was Mongolian fvck they are so fvcking based
anon
true patricians like fent
anon
my grandpa has COPD from smoking and my dad is getting amnesia? dementia? from alcohol poisoning, he's a really bad alcoholic, I hope he can go to a clinic again...
horse mobile
God I love smoking menthols. Newports are the best
anon
i wish i could do fent so bad
>>298635
anon
theres no fent in latin america
>>298637
horse mobile
I don't think there's a point in smoking regular cigs. Menthols are so good
anon
>>298637
but mexicans do bring it into the us. thats why there isnt any to sell in mexico
anon
lol
anon
or anywhere else in latin america
anon
it only makes sense to sell to the americans because youre a rich bunch
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298645
lmao i'm gonna start doing this to everyone i play with
mitzi 🇲🇽
i fucking hate my hands but i admittedly happen to be in the only fucking field where having big hands is useful
anon
my hands are fine but i odnt like their color
faye
i have long dainty fingers
faye
owned
anon
in the first world i know you guys like that color
anon
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>>298666
anon
>>298659
ah, too bad. Still, holding a basketball is probably easier for you; I drop everything regardless of size though im clumsy in a not cute way because I destroy peoples stuff lol
anon
:trollge
anon
but here its not very well seen, instead very white and very black people are seen as attractive
anon
>>298655
yeah same, why did I have to have short fingerss, I started to play the piano before I knew my hands wouldn't go that way
>>298675
dawn
>>298668
he'll be skipped, meme artist like the snowmobiles et al
horse mobile
>>298670
Long finger bf 🥺
anon
dont get the hate towards bryn jones aka trans ally
anon
I don't get the hate towards the 2015 Yamaha Sidewinder
anon
>>298686
dont tell me hes a transmasc
horse mobile
>>298688
How I was built 7 years ago in high school
anon
>>298678
cute glegle, I wanna do that
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298694
that's the funniest fucking thing ever
anon
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mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298699
want me to spit in your mouth :3
anon
hes very attractive
anon
muslimgauze
amy
uhh idk
anon
he has a lite bad boy charm to him
anon
>>298705
just like how you get a girlfriend but with boy. Ask boy to be friend, then boyfriend or the other order, depending
>>298719>>298713
anon
even though he seems quite uptight
horse mobile
>>298715
Maybe it's an exaggeration... I've had some friends but they came and went... I haven't spoken to many people since high school ended
>>298724
anon
>>298710
it’s not that easy. i don’t wanna ruin my friendships
anon
.jump 1:49
dawn
right guy looks like moot
anon
>>298717
did you have besties you could hug and cuddle with? if no, that's sad u_u you should get some
>>298729
anon
why do you stranny
horse mobile
>>298724
Well actually my best friend that I made in middle school, he told me he wished he was a girl when we were cuddling one night in high school
>>298742
anon
.jump 1:49
anon
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anon
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mitzi 🇲🇽
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anon
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dawn
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dawn
nooooo i didn't mean that
anon
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>>298746
anon
Wait no
mitzi 🇲🇽
ABSOLTUE PEAK
anon
>>298729
oh nice, maybe you can reach out to that friend sometime again... or maybe not but I'm sure you can find some people to be close with again. I found a cool friend but he never wants to cuddle u_u maybe I'll just have to keep lookin
>>298761
dawn
KEEP
anon
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>>298751
mitzi 🇲🇽
the new normal album mix is so fucking good
anon
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>>298760
anon
WAIT NO
anon
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anon
.keep
horse mobile
>>298742
He's hard to reach. I think he ignores me everytime I reach out
>>298788
dawn
NOOOOOOOOOO

YOU SKIPPED WILL WOOD FOR BUSH FUCK YO GUYS
mitzi 🇲🇽
kys
amy
TF
anon
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anon
LOL
amy
U WHORES
anon
WTFFFF
mitzi 🇲🇽
BUSH???
amy
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dawn
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mitzi 🇲🇽
MUSLIMGAUZE WON THE TOWERS FELLL COPE AND SEETHE AMERICA
anon
it's over
anon
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!shroomyssg
test
anon
skipbros
amy
lets watch the snl sketch
dawn
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anon
we lost...
anon
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anon
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amy
i hate u all
anon
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anon
>>298787
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horse mobile
>>298788
I almost want to give up. I need the drive to make it all happen before it's too late
>>298801
anon
amy please .del 39 and 41
mitzi 🇲🇽
i'm actually stupid bro
anon
.votedel 16
anon
>>298792
how can it be too late? people are looking for partners at every age, right?
>>298808
anon
.votedel 39
horse mobile
>>298801
Maybe I missed the milestones I shouldve reached when I was younger. Maybe I'm permanently developmentally stunted?
>>298819
anon
The next 5 things in the queue are ass
anon
>>298811
all of the women who refuse to spit on me
faye
patchouli with dark circles under her eyes are chefs kiss
anon
a 9/11 post, and 4 Muslim Gauze songs
anon
>>298808
what part of your development? you mean socially? you had a friend you cuddled with in school though, I think that already puts you ahead of some people, my grandpa said he never cuddled before graduating and he still married happily later
>>298824>>298831
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play muslimgauze
anon
>posting the same fucking album 17 times
anon
.play st vincent and david byrne who
anon
>>298824
I'm certain you can still find cool friends; I've head that social skills are like a muscle you can train by just going out there and socialising and stuff, with cool ppl of course, not with mean ones o
>>298867
horse mobile
>>298819
That gives me hope anon
anon
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amy
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dawn
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amy
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anon
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dawn
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amy
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anon
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dawn
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anon
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mitzi 🇲🇽
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amy
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dawn
.keep
anon
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mitzi 🇲🇽
KEEPK
anon
Whoops
amy
this isnt gauze
anon
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mitzi 🇲🇽
peam
anon
.ski0
amy
ok
mitzi 🇲🇽
FUCK YOU
anon
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amy
this isnt gauze dumbfuck
anon
In my defense that was a mistake
>>298866
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play interstate 8
mitzi 🇲🇽
i hate 'yall
anon
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anon
but also mitzi stop posting 5 artists
>>298869
anon
skipGODs cannot help themselves
>>298868
horse mobile
>>298830
Well I might as well give it a shot. I've only got one chance anyways
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>298863
they are my hyperfixation okay???
anon## global mod
#poll wipe muslimgauze/yes/no
>>298877
dawn
.play waiting for the moon to rise belle and sebastian
anon
global mod pls delete the caretaker, the unknown title and my bag smells like semen
anon
How could you wipe Muslimgauze
mitzi 🇲🇽
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") kill muslimgauze (again ik he dead) yes/no
anon
lmao
anon## global mod
.del 10
dawn
is this muslimgauze dude actually dead
mitzi 🇲🇽
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) kill muslimgauze (again ik he dead)/yes/no
anon
muslimgauze lost....
horse mobile
Too much spam
anon
muslimgauze sisters, we got to cocky

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