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SadChan🍉🍉
THIS IS NOW FLUBEPOSTING HOUR
mitzi 🇲🇽
get flubeposted idiot
SadChan🍉🍉
THIS CHAT IS NOW OWNED BY THE FLUBE GANG
SadChan🍉🍉
:
Aleixi
i wish men would pet me and call me a good dog
anon
is the final solution a dick in my ass?
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304664
sorry too far back to turn back
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304670
idk i'm sorry rose
i like sad things
FLUBE
rose
im just a nice normal girl who is full of love and makes music and you hate me
mitzi 🇲🇽
*woof*
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304679
arf arf arf arf
rose
awroooo wruff awrf arf bark bark awroooo wruuuuf woooof
💖💛💖💚💖💛💖💚!nIOh.loris
meow
>>304688
anon
ra ra ra wau wau wau
mitzi 🇲🇽
#cat (only staff can use this command on this board)
mitzi 🇲🇽
lame
anon :3
bark bark woof :3
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
what was the one where it like wobbles with rainbow effects
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
no that wasn't it
mitzi 🇲🇽
sorry
anon
I once got headpats from a tall woman I was so happy
>>304711
rose
need a girl to call me her good puppy while we cuddle and bury my face in her pits
anon
>>304712
ikr, I wish you good luck too!
SadChan🍉🍉
ATTENTION ALL HANDS: FLUBE POSTING IS NOW SECURED.
mitzi 🇲🇽
trolled
anon :3
>>304718
I can give you a lot of comfort I like that, cuddles, pats and all of it :))
>>304737
anon
>>304727
you look super hekkin cute and people get flustered they don't know how to deal
>>304735
anon
>>304730
do i look like im happy about it, is this a good thing to you? the girl in pic is a dry hair low melanin bitch
>>304752>>304745
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304741
u dont look like that because you are in 3 dimensions
>>304762
anon
>>304744
wow you look great, is that glitter
krysa
.song scotty doesnt know
rose
no the paint tool was broken
>>304754
dawn
the chud or the menhera
anon
>>304750
boymoder chuffin back a fat dart 👍
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304750
this is a fantastic image
SadChan🍉🍉
3D is disgusting
anon
>>304752
what are braids, the hair thingy?
SadChan🍉🍉
2D is heaven
SadChan🍉🍉
anime is love anime is life
anon
>>304761
shadow the hedgehog will come all the way over here
SadChan🍉🍉
im weabuu jones
anon
>>304771
please stop posting pictures of literally me
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304771
you 100% look like this in real life
Aleixi
arf arf!
anon
#bark #bark #bark #bark #bark
>>304782
Aleixi
>>304780
bark bark bark bark bark!
SadChan🍉🍉
you have 2 legs
anon
>>304765
bruh its like if someone post a shit on the floor and say "tis me" im not seeking attention, i want help. how do i look like a normal girl
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304788
that cartoon character has 1 leg you have 2 legs
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304789
isn't that all of us
anon
>>304781
you look very cool, I love your shirt, very epic style you got goin on
>>304796
rose
my hair looks like my mums lol
dawn
i inherited my dad's chia pet curls and it brings me great pain every day
>>304807
rose
theyre gonna start doing full skull measurements on me
anon
>>304798
the neck I inherited from my mom's side knocks me down a literal entire point
rose
ppl said i looked just like my mum before i went on hrt
>>304814
rose
:3
anon
hello
anon
my nintendo ds said I look just like my brother lol
>>304816
anon
why are people like this
anon
>>304819
I wish I had a rizz like that 🔥
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304824
ok but i'm noteven though look like her
anon
>>304821
didgeridoo pepo... steel drum pepo.... would be so fire...
mitzi 🇲🇽
finias
rose
anon
nice restful memes
anon
>>304839
so sad the fat dogs must make their own social media without this lady
>>304848
anon
>>304842
rapidly raises in temperature and breaches containment 😔
rose
ily lex walton
anon
>>304855
smart dog- he even got a chain!
would you buy a TRANNYline toadline or are you more of an oh man I can’t remember other names they were funny tho sad
anon
Selling Toadline Pitbull Semen 1000 dollars per liter
rose
awroooooo wruff wruff wrufff
mitzi 🇲🇽
comissioning alma fanart but with a massive browbone and shoulders
anon
In celebration of the latinx holiday of Easter or as they call it Cinco De Mayo we should have a moment of silence.
>>304868
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304866
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mitzi 🇲🇽
::latinx
anon
>>304871
me at the start of april looking at my 401k
anon
#write House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them

house walks in, looks at the patient for two seconds. "it's not lupus. also you just need to reclaim your ancestral roots, take some probiotics, and stop letting white liberals define your identity. take two bandaids and call me in the morning." then leaves while popping vicodin. patient mysteriously gets better anyway because the real illness was capitalism. House MD diagnosing someone as latinx and curing them
>>304878>>304891
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304876
it don't work anymore g the admins cucked us
mitzi 🇲🇽
WAIT THE FUCK
anon
>>304859
by what, my physics skill like calculating a slope boo woo so scary
anon
It works for me
anon
uncucked
mitzi 🇲🇽
#ai gay sex instructions

these are widely available from reputable sources—try searching for lgbtq+ health organizations or trusted sex ed websites. they'll have better resources than whatever i'd type out here. stay safe lol gay sex instructions
anon
because I only generate quality shit
rose
#ai will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?

yeah dude totally possible. go where tgirls hang out, be genuine, treat them like people not fetishes, and communicate your needs. plenty of cute tops out there who’d love a good puppy. just don’t be weird about it. will i ever find a cute tgirl who'll top me and call me her good puppy and pet my head and take care of me and make feel loved?
anon
>>304886
i think you're on the internet somewhere in the series of tubes
Himeposter
>>304876
The team is in the diagnosis room, House is with the whiteboard where is written in big letters ‘boyish girl’, ‘pregnant (?)’, ‘chest bounded’ and ‘high potassium’.

Chase: “His testosterone levels are quite normal if we presume that biologically is a woman. Are we sure he’s not pregnant? Because his estrogen levels are through the roof.” chuckles

Foreman: “It could be adrenal insufficiency. It would explain the fatigue and the fainting.”

Cameron: “But not hyperkalemia. In fact, adrenal insufficiency should cause hypokalemia.”

House: Raises an eyebrow and throws a marker at Cameron. “Wow, remind me to never let you treat a patient with Addison's. Adrenal insufficiency causes hyperkalemia, genius. No aldosterone means no sodium retention, which means the body drowns in potassium like a hippie in a tofu overdose.”
faye
when will women...
Himeposter
I need to finish the fanfic of House treating a manmoder
rose
i pull up to the libpol smelling like SEX(sexsexsexsex)
anon
#write the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live

episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesn’t care but cuddy insists he treats her properly—until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now he’s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks it’s unethical, chase bets on how long it’ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when she’s not looking. the synopsis of a HOUSE MD episode where house has to marry a boymoder for them to live
>>304905
rose
you are tho, i think youre probably hugless too icl
>>304902
mitzi 🇲🇽
>>304904
killing myself i'm calling my last grindr hookup to cry on her shoulder over this
>>304908
anon
episode title: "hoodie diagnosis"

house gets a new patient, a 19-year-old "boy" in a baggy black hoodie who collapses in the clinic. wilson notices the hrt meds in their pocket and outs them as a boymoder. house doesn’t care but cuddy insists he treats her properly—until they find out her conservative parents cut her off, leaving her uninsured.

to get her treatment covered, house jokingly suggests marriage for hospital benefits. the boymoder, too shy to argue, just nods. against all logic, house goes through with it for the medical loophole. now he’s stuck with a depressed, blahaj-clutching transfem roommate who keeps leaving pastel hair ties in his sink.

foreman thinks it’s unethical, chase bets on how long it’ll last, and wilson accidentally becomes the supportive dad figure. by the end, house actually helps stabilize her meds, and when cuddy demands an annulment, the boymoder quietly asks if they can keep pretending for "like, two more months... for the insurance?" house gruffly agrees, but is later seen hiding her shark plush when she’s not looking.
Himeposter
>>304905
An androgynous-looking cashier in a sweatshirt and a low-slung cap is ringing up a bag of Doritos when his hands start to shake. He grabs onto the counter, but his legs give out and he falls to the floor. A customer screams, other records with his phone.

Cut to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Part of the House team are analyzing the record of the patient
Cameron: “Sam, 27-year-old man, no known medical history, recurrent fainting, fatigue, muscle weakness. No family history. Apparently live alone.”
Himeposter
This is the real start
rose
.skip (video skipped)
mitzi 🇲🇽
.play fukouna girl
SadChan🍉🍉
>>304901
this is actually really funny
anon
kino af
Himeposter
.play radar detector darwin deez
SadChan🍉🍉
its also a good cautionary tale on why never too goon
>>304935
anon
:O
anon
>>304924
i will have my revenge you so called rose muahhaha
anon
thats it im tagging you all in my suicide note
>>304936
anon
anon
I will list you all by name in my upcoming autobiography/suicide note
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
mitzi 🇲🇽
WHAT IS THAT ONE I CAN'T FUCKING GET THE NAME OF IT >>304941
>>304952
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
what did it look like ?
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
glass looks good
anon
SadChan🍉🍉
anon
>>304953
i think it'll only embed a song or album, and not the full link
anon
wait until i tell my bf, he will say im right on everything and pound me in agreement
anon
my room is full of disassembled laptops
anon
what do I do with the batteries
>>304962
anon
>>304963
damn.............................................. maybe, punture them with sharp objects?? there's all sorts of things u can do with batteries
Himeposter
>>304961
I listen to the strokes by myself
mitzi 🇲🇽
peak
anon
rose
,play nature of the experiment
rose
.play tokyo police club tesscelate
rose
.play nature of the experiment
rose
.play tokyo police club cheer it on
Himeposter
>>304978
The good ones are mostly circlejerks
dawn
.play razorblade the strokes
rose
i like this song, the chorus is pretty nice
anon
>>304986
the birds are alive and singing
keybird
anon
>>304988
the CS program has a discord server, idk I don't use discord tho.
SadChan🍉🍉
dawn
discords are hard to connect with unless you're one of the first to join or they're filled with irl friends

they always end up being super cliquey and i kinda have a hard time finding ones i click with
>>304997>>304996
anon
>>304994
that, i tried but i just dont fit in
Himeposter
>>304994
Yeah, that's why the small circlejerks are the good ones
>>305000
anon
I just hate using discord
anon
the only good thing i did in discord was watching movies with my ex gf
dawn
public discords are the worst

a few servers i've been in went public and got flooded with thousands of people and died soon after
>>305009
Himeposter
>>305005
The only "good" public server I been... was the pollcompball one
anon
Idea: Square Dancing but you jerk each other off, trading partners every so often
mitzi (mexican flag god i
hate librewlolf so much
>>305015
Himeposter
test
dawn
>>305013
wtf librewolf is the best

firefox eithout mozilla's dumb telemetry
>>305016
mitzi (mexican flag)
>>305015
didn't respect my cookie preferences for some reason and it cleared my flag AGAIN
>>305017
dawn
>>305016
you can import a firefox profile you know

or turn the telemtletry shit off and use an account
anon
Based, such is the fate of all latinx
mitzi (mexican flag)
i'm not using a firefox profile i just went to the security privacy bit, told it to not clear libpol cookies then it cleared them god why
anon
why does people in memes servers looks so happy and when im inside it is not?
mitzi (mexican flag)
i don't want to disable that feature entirely because yeah i don't want cookies to be stored for most things
rose
i thought mitzi was canadian
dawn
i just have my browser nuke everything upon closing

works fine outside of bookmarks
SadChan🍉🍉
experiment was a failure
>>305032
anon
>>305030
we'll get em next time..........
SadChan🍉🍉
IT STARTS WITH ONE
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
anon
i hate everyone so much, the only thing i want is a bf that holds me
>>305040
mitzi (mexican flag)
do we agree this song is peak or am i to remain being a ridicule
rose
eh not as good as the last one
anon
lynxGODs won
dawn
>>305042
waking up at the early hours of 4pm is truly the best feeling
anon
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mitzi (mexican flag)
.play houdini foster the people
h
#ksay shrimp
mitzi (mexican flag)
.explode
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