>>30149
you should be paying me to huff all these farts

i love the little audio that plays when u skeet

>>30154
spicy like ketchup or spicy like hal and peen yos

i had to give like 5 or 6 cause mine were "low quality trash"

dam wtf

.play wifenuke

popping my wife's nuke virginity

15 mins......

.skip

.play billy ocean suddenly

i was a good wormy.... may i enter....

>>30206
#skeet

AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO REAP A HARVEST OF SOULS FOR OUR EVER-GROWING LEGION LET EVERY SKEET GUIDE THE LOST TO OUR HALLOWED GATES

(link to skeet)

fucked up

oh skeet skeet

it could be... needs some work but i can kinda see it

i just think it is an excellent kitty kat

call in a bomb threat

works every time

for the vine!!

it's when your boss can ask you to do overtime and you don't get paid for it

training room with katanas and a judo master

>>30247
#throw

make sure to include your credit card front and back in the photo

wowzers

.play [YouTube]

absolute 👏 cinema

>>30292
only the best music..

>>30295
his music is nice tbqhwy

just realized derrick is gone

shit

>>30302
mine (i live in the floorboards)

what's in my folder? :)

cause i'm so off the grid let's gooo

>>30305
do you keep folders of people here?

i love this new rumor you're trying to get off the ground, very spicy

.play [YouTube]

kept having incest wet dreams fml

im glad nobody here is judgemental...

u don't control ur dreams anon...

and that's why it's a sin

>>30312
prove it

.play it's a sin my darling how i love you

>>30325
yea tbh it was kinda sexy. i wouldn't actually fuck my mom thats really weird but if it was a parental figure i was unfamiliar with but knew i was still related to them, it would be hot. i dont know why my brain is like that

>>30334
dam!!

>>30333
show us the folders

the boojerfiles

>>30341
that means you're a coward who actually has no files #fact

gotta add more angles to it cmon

>>30344
#owned (17)

only folders (empty)

right click -> properties -> zero files

folders only have created attributes, no last edit

>>30353
>0.XX MB
so basically nothing

phew..

>>30363
boniface the third gives his blessing

>>30369
maybe your files are just very well compressed...

who knows

>>30369
it's called being a good detective

>>30375
>eight meggybytes

they were all about preservation

if you don't remember the ds then you are legally a child

forever

>>30386
there is a original thick one on display at the electronics shop, thinking about buying it

>>30389
and yet you do not remember it. child

fake news

>>30388
as long as it isn't like priced at a hundred bux.... some shops will really scalp mfs on those consoles for the pure nostalgia of it

>>30397
it's like 39 or something IIRC, the shopkeeper is also quite nice

>>30396
#this (simply epic) is mostly true (i love both)

>>30400
based. only pokemon's ive ever played are poke blue on the gbc and some other one that sucked

>>30398
except he doesn't know how to keep inventory at all lol

>>30398
that's a steal tbh

very sniiwy

>>30408
cool fish on ur head

>>30402
this is almost a good sign, they're not in it for the money but for the passion...

>>30386
if you dont remember the gameboy color or n64 ur a child tbh

>>30412
i was a child of the gbc.... phew...

>>30411
true, he got all kinds of stuff from ca 80s to today

>>30413
based

crash team racing.... my beloved...

>>30416
was the south park one where you threw snowballs at people

>>30414
constantly gets new ware too

I kind of wonder how he makes a living tbh

wonder if it's like a side gig, and he just loves old tech... you gotta have like a vape shop and sell other shit to pull in randoms to buy ur old tech otherwise

he has normal work hours during work week so probably not just a part-time job

.play [YouTube]

>>30426
Everyone will age, fellow human

>>30436
can't decide if you want to be old and wise or young...

>>30442
grim

>>30441
asian guys always look good in them

lol

>>30447
>akshually

>>30449
you're annoying lol

>>30466
hot here so often you know

>>30465
HEY DONT SPEAK TO BLOOBER THAT WAY

>>30471
>>30472
i just thought of a crazy film script about this

no i have to write my masterpiece

>>30470
not really

joymaxxing shrimpcoded wormpilled soilmoder

the merriment will be catastrophic

even if it's a joynuke? a christmasnuke?

>>30481
it was like four times I think

>>30490
i take this as a yes :)

#JOYNUKE

#joynuke

it's gotta be all caps

#JOYNUKE

that's two holly jolly nukes

not falling for this

>:)

hehe

I can see the darker shade of red

#everythingisperfectandnothinghasbeennuked (1)

idk but the colors are off somehow

>>30502
pixel detection activated

>>30506

we're all about positive education on this website

#bleet (link to bleet) i love people who are taller than eight foot nine

>>30505

>>30512
>>30497
see?

or more intense Ig

>>30507
affirmative

you would have to be colorblind to miss that tbh

i'm just normal blind and doing all this with a screen reader

#JOYNUKE (1)

>>30517
#skeet (link to skeet)

amazing
>>30523
#textflip

>>30525
i've been zero'd out. not even a hashtag to my name....

>>30526
we're all about awareness here on libpol dot surgery

>>30527
#owned (18)

#rebrainworm

#welcome

they live on

still brain-wormed under the hood..

>>30535
this puppy still runs grade A certified worm juice

DERRICK!!!!

#derrick

we need a new derrick. a fresh and sexy derrick. a derrick for the new age

i like buryshoe

why bury the shoe?

#digupshoe

#burysandal

#notsomuchshoe

#buryboot

#sing

1. bob's burgers
2. bob's burgers on dvd
3. bob's burgers the movie

buke

easy slicing every time
plus some finger scraps for extra protein

meat does seem best when it's chilling out and not stressed

smash burgers are kinda whacky

some mfs just pile on the salt like chill out my guy

i basically never salt food and it tastes fine tbh

cucumber,,,. on a burger? idk man....

>>30573
that's number 4 on the list

>>30574
i worry it'd get too soggy and moisten up the whole dam thing

they need to make lettuce pickles though

even worse!!!

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