#poll does chat fw derrick/yeh/nah

#ai who's derrick the ferret?

derrick's this adorable little ferret who's always bouncing around, full of energy and happiness. he's got the most cheerful vibe, always ready to play or investigate anything that catches his interest. super friendly too—loves making new friends and just spreading good vibes. classic ferret chaos but in the absolute best way. who's derrick the ferret?

>>305479
this is derrick

>>305487
#ai write me a short story of glegle and derrick in the same room platonically

glegle sat curled up on a pile of mismatched cushions, idly petting their own tail in thought. across the room, derrick was a blur of energy, scampering up and down furniture, occasionally pausing mid-circulation to adjust a too-bright lamp shade or fuss with a crooked painting.

"you know," glegle said, not looking up, "if you knock that fern over again, i'm stuffing moss in your socks." derrick paused mid-step on the edge of a bookshelf, eyes wide with mock offense. "you wouldn't."

"try me."

a beat—then derrick immediately resumed his chaotic loop, purposefully swiping the back of a claw against the plant as he passed. the pot wobbled. didn't fall. smirk aimed squarely at glegle, whose ears twitched in quiet amusement.

a cushion flew. derrick caught it midair, hugged it with a delighted squeak, and faceplanted onto his next landing spot with the flump of theatrics.

glegle pulled another cushion onto their lap and hummed, victorious. quiet settled, at least for the next three seconds. write me a short story of glegle and derrick in the same room platonically

evil derrick's real name is kcirred

>>305507 its true

#ai is kcirred evil? what about elgelg?

nice try fed. is kcirred evil? what about elgelg?

>>305512
OH NO

#ai is elgelg evil? how evil?

hard to say. elgelg does some weird stuff online but the whole "evil" scale is pretty subjective. depends if you think trolling/baiting counts as evil. if you're asking about the fedposting, that's a different discussion. could just be larping. either way, don't take it too seriously. is elgelg evil? how evil?

#ksay your failure is inevitable. praise elgelg

#ai whats the most evil thing elgelg has done

lmao elgelg's most evil shit is without a doubt when they hardforked the coin to rug everyone who bought in early. classic bait-and-switch move, pretending to care about decentralization before pulling the classic "oops we need a do-over" scam. exploited trust, dumped on bagholders, then ghosted like a true degen. absolute villain behavior tbh. whats the most evil thing elgelg has done

#ksay glayglay

#ksay glungle

#ksay gleegloo

#ksay glehgleh

>>305552
boyfriends btw

.play radioactive

.play queezii 4lung

.play thousand yard stare 4lung

#ksay klekle

.play puget sound 4lung

.play a secret only humans understand 4lung

.play guilts ouroboros

>>305556
hot

#ksay clay clay

#ksay creeper. aw man!

what does ksay do i know its supposed to be tts but i never hear anything am i just dense

>>305572
awwwww

>>305578
ohh

#ksay test test

prrrñauu

#ksay test 2

silly voice

>>305592
yo cuando miento

>>305595
y anon

>>305604
#slop

>>305604
awful

oh yay

hai mitzi

early birds are agp late birds are hsts

.play bleed magic i dont know how but they found me

.play do it all the time i dont know how but they found me

>>305639
yayy im not alone

.play clusterhug i dont know how but they found me

good song

.play hayloft

>>305659
yayy

>>305660
idk this one tbh exciting

.play plastic stars freeziepop

>>305684
waow ive heard rumors of such things

.play fukouna girl

>>305690
theyll kill me

>>305698
how to cite a dream or vision apa

hows everyones easter

>>305704
#tag (link to booru image) source

>>305708
everyponies

ponys?

>>305720
upload error die

oh

yay

>>305726
ill get you chocolate eggs

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im anything but cute

>>305740
>nightcore
a lost art

>>305749
lost art !!!!!!!!!

these kids dont know what audacity is they use capcut

>>305750
yes all those things

ive posted my face here before and got called twink andre the giant

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>>305774
you said you wanted to hold me then called yourself a rapehon

.play [YouTube]

lets get that party started!!!!!

>>305775
worms have dug so many holes in mitzis brain

>>305780
just wanting to touch someone doesnt make you a monster

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>>305793
youre just sometimes mean to people that doesnt make you terrible

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