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48 hours lololol i love when the player breaks

.play aishite ado

>>309296
upton sinclairpill

>>309300
ah gotcha

>>309299
this will never be me bc bio chan isn't real :(

>>309295
thought this was a new loris name for a second and was worry ; )

>>309307
thank you for replying to me nonny I feel important

>>309301
pupton sinclair

>>309311
the president DID call him hysterical and hated him

His take on ghosts and the supernatural was cool

He thought ghosts weren't real BUT psychic communication was

and the subconscious

ratiohead

wait don't skip yet

so dying people would psychically communicate with others and it would end up in their subconcious, then later on they see them due to memory

i want to get to the part where he says he woke up sucking on john lennon

.play the bends radiohead

>>309331
hi

hi rose

>>309334
sinclair

>>309341
one time he was on the train with wifey and her head hurt a lot and he used his psychic powers as hard as he could secretly because he read a pamphlet about them and she felt better and then he got her to try it on him and he felt better too

john lennon

ok joke's over thank you

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>>309347
shower, now

.play [YouTube]

>>309353
what

>>309357
shower, NOW

>>309331
ros

>>309363
SHOWER

>>309366
>>309365
CLEAN YOUR BODY YOU NURGULITE

>>309363
hot take: boysmell is not that great

.return i don't like this can we go back to mosquitoe man saying he woke up sucking on john lennon

how do i get you all to shower or something

>>309369
it's cute tho

stinky chat

>>309379
well i am in the chat....

waow rose has whole albums

>>309385
eugh next you'll say you like oldspice

i only shower of im leaving the house

>>309385
what is 3 in 1

>>309395
hehe

do y'all stroke alone or with friends, its pretty comfy stroking with y'all i love julian casablancas

>>309397
i've never heard of that

>>309385
wait is this actually what a percentage of boysmell is?

i almost fell off the bed trying to get the cat off my laptop

how many boysmell encounters are explained by mens' scented products

>>309402
whats that

I feel like I'm scully right now

I cracked the code

alexa play the twilight zone music

>>309410
guys do smell good just not like after multiple days without showering

er ex files music

>>309426
I read imediately after a workout they smell good but after any delay it goes bad

my armptis smell like weed if i don't put on deodorant this has become a problem

>>309431
thanks rosie

>>309429
stop smoking weed maybe

>>309434
I DON'T SMOKE WEED

>>309436
then why does it smell like weed?

>>309436
do you live with ppl that do

>>309438
idk estrogen

i stink of weed only if i smoke it

>>309441
no

>>309396
that's so cool and creative!

I wish I were so expressive and focused I'm going to saw your hands off and replace mine with them to steal your talents

me fokin deeler put e2 on me boof broooooo 'm grrowing tits!!!!!!

>>309455
as opposed to the camping stoners

nomad stoner

FUCK

wait a minute... so girlsmell... could be womens' scented products too

>>309457
darcy honestly every time you say something that happened to you i start to laugh i'm sorry i don't wnat you to be a lolcow but like lmao

>>309465
oh no run they're coming to grab u xD

i smoke weed because its become my normal and change is scary

>>309467
a guy once offered to buy my undies and honestly i considered that

>>309466
aww don't say lolcow it's such a negative cultural association to me please

.play pilotredsun polymer

>>309481
i love pilotredsun

me too me too

>>309476
Make chasers build a gigantic estrogen factory and railroads and rockets to the moon and more

>>309479
who are you bro

idk i just work here

.play pilotredsun riverdance

do u know where i can uhhhh

do you know the muffin man

the thing

the muffin man

the muffin man

what's this thing its like

round idk

do you know what i'm talking about *starts making gestures with my hand*

.play pilotredsun peak and bounce

>>309475
ooooh

>>309486
I am anonymus i am legin i am not forgive i am not forgor xD

circles

woah i can speak things

>>309506
yes you can indeed

>>309508
no no its more like *keeps making stupid gestures with my hands*

>>309494
In heinlen's the moon is a harsh mistress they had moon policules

>>309506
yeah just found this board, for like lgbt news/people

>>309512
welcome anon

>>309512
where'd you find the link

.play [YouTube]

>>309515
I found the link from allchan board

>>309505
PUT CHASERS IN PRETTY DRESSES

i forgot what i was gonna type

>>309517
WE should be there

how to not look uncanny valley

>>309524
sweet dreams terry : )

oh i remember now

can i make a communist board

what’d people think of Wrestlemania?

for the lulz

>>309532
it's interesting

hombra (?)

>>309536
puppy ray?

>>309531
can WE make a communist board?

mujero

write us a poem new anon : D

hmm What poem can I write

#ai how to do trochaic hexameter

trochaic hexameter has six trochaic feet per line. each foot is a stressed syllable followed by an unstressed one (DUM-da). it's rare in english poetry but pops up sometimes for a sing-song or driving rhythm. example:

*DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da*

key points:
- six feet total
- each foot = trochee (DUM-da)
- can have catalexis (last syllable dropped for variation)
- often uses falling rhythm for urgency or heaviness

for a real-world feel, look at longfellow's "the song of hiawatha," though it's trochaic tetrameter (shorter lines). hexameter is rarer but follows the same pattern stretched out. how to do trochaic hexameter

.play [YouTube]

#write a poem about bees in trochaic hexameter

buzzing through the blooms so bold,
golden wings in sunlight rolled,
darting fast with nectar sweet,
dancing over fields of wheat.

sipping deep from every cup,
never pausing, never up,
guard the hive with stingers tight,
keepers of the honey light.

workers toil from dawn till night,
tireless in their craft and fight,
air alive with summer’s hum,
hear them call—the queens will come. a poem about bees in trochaic hexameter

i might make a board tomorrow i'm lazy rn

ai is cringe no

.play [YouTube]

this song is so fucking peak

>>309556
I'm a lil teary eyed :<

it's so sad

i just realized my cum looks different from t this is so weird lol

yeah

.play [YouTube]

ahem ahem my submission:

Back I sit on my bed to lib post to night
And pups flowers and glegs and black and white
The laughs and hugs and memes and times are right
and post I will til dawn comes with its light

>>309576
my cum got less tangy

i did not taste it

>>309556
this makes me sad

i sorta thought of putting my cat down bc she's old but now i don't think she deserves it

>>309587
u should try it out

>>309592
i cant do a before and after tho bc i never did

.play [YouTube]

>>309594
wow u straigjt or somethin

no

>>309593
hypno pupper? also just realized this is lori

>>309584
what

>>309598
missed out on the self facilas

i hate myself why would i do that

idk got bored

>>309593
why is she melting

#bpm 108

sometimes i think about hypnotizing myself again to clean my room but last time i freaked out over it

who queued kate bush and can i kiss you

can you stop making the popup freak out

>>309615
#smooch

admin how would you feel about a communist board

we will all laugh at it though

i need my t4c gayden love 😔✊️

>>309631
t4c?

yes me and a cis guy

ohhh trans 4 cis

need

i see him in a week :)

fuck you *tkaes your video player away*

aw i wanted to go "gives it back"

fagmin opinions on kate bush

i need to kiss my boyfriend (we arent dating lol)

:(

>>309652

>>309652

>>309651
#kiss #kiss #kiss

ooh ww ON

are puppygirl threads allowed?

am i the only not mtf here lol

>>309660
i guess

>>309661
i'm a cis woman hi

>>309661
you can just pretend to be mtf while you're here ez

im a cis man on e

can someone else make a puppygirl thread

im ftm

>>309669
are you nervous to not blend in so well once its effects kick in?

no i blend in pretty well with women dw

>>309672
nah, its whatever

there was an ftm i used to like

>>309674
a cool girl even

im only 1.5 months lol

i have the tiniest poonstache

>>309676
lol

>>309680
depends on your genes