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anon
>>30876
i only top people who are more bottom than me
anon
which is a very small number of people
opna
tbh I haven't really though about sexual stuff in days
>>30884
wormothy
.play virtual insanity
>>30891
anon
james mirror quay has blocked this video in my country
wormothy
that is sad
anon
i'm filing a formal complaint
opna
>>30884
for me has more to do with being more busy tbh
wormothy
who can tell what magic spells we'll be doin for us
shrimp
in general
anon
much easier to have someone else do all the heavy lifting
anon
mtf ppl always just say "it lessen their sex drive" instead of saying that it's not at all like male sex drive >>30884
>>30904
anon
>>30897
#reply translate english for me doc

lol no
translate english for me doc
>>30899
anon
I'm a cisgender heterosexual male
shrimp
same haha
anon
Stop lying april
shrimp
😏
anon
>>30896
true, it's still a sex drive but it's considerably different from testosterone sex drive
>>30915
opna
>>30899
stop hitting yourself
shrimp
image.png
what a stupid fucking dogshit moronic app it doesnt evne let you change where it saves the videos you edit im actually so mad abt this
>>30908
anon
>>30906
>haha don't worry about it we'll handle this :) :)
shrimp
id rather it didnt write to my ssd
shrimp
thats for GAMING
anon
shrimply get another ssd...
shrimp
i have one
shrimp
its cause the OS is on it too
anon
too much stuff 🤢 full
>>30917
anon
>>30915
sex went from "very important" to "i forgot about sex for a month"
goes along with body changes too, more sensitive all over. that prob lessens with time
>>30921
shrimp
10/10
anon
>>30918
broken software, not worth using
shrimp
the stuff i used to use which was all default windows shit worked perfectly fine untl some updates and now it all sucks so i tried using this but this is so dumb
>>30926
anon
>>30921
exactly what it says on the tin chief. didn't think about sex for a month (unusual)
anon
>>30923
if ur lookin for a better one then sharex is quite good
very customiseable and has lots of bells and whistles, open source i'm p sure
shrimp
is it a video editor?
>>30929
anon
love me some one dimensional cocoa
anon
>>30927
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
shrimp
i literally just need something to shorten my recordings to like 10 second clips lol
>>30931
anon
>>30930
there's almost certainly some ffmpeg wrapper gui that'd do that, very ez to do
shrimp
ffmpreg 😳😳
anon
fast forward male pregnancy (only last 3 months)
shrimp
theres probably something i havent actually tried looking
shrimp
im trying to be really lazy about this
anon
>>30936
something like this would be a good bet tbh
shrimp
>>30936
i love you thank you
opna
>>30937
#editai remove "completely"
anon
Human procreation is so strange when you think about it
>>30947
shrimp
with my mounted 7mm
anon
>>30941
plane noclips thru because pilot is dead?
shrimp
i think theres just no collision for planes and tanks
anon
>>30942
it's fucked up that it's been going for like. a bajillion years
>>30949
anon
>>30947
Yeah because humans are mammals silly. We're not plants who reproduce by spores
>>30952>>30956
anon
>>30948
i guess they just never thot it would happen (foolish)
shrimp
usually by the time a plane is colliding with a tank its also colliding with the ground hehe
>>30954
anon
>>30949
maybe you don't............
anon
Well you're probably sterile
>>30955
anon
>>30951
#edit make the word usually ALL CAPITALS
anon
>>30956
invertebrate gang rise up
anon
>>30956
Humans and their domesticated animals represent 96% of all mammalian biomass on earth, whereas all wild mammals represent only 4%.
anon
>>30961
Ejaculation is not proof of fertility, I would need to see if the sperm was motile in order to prove that you were fertile.
>>30964
anon
>>30963
do a pregnancy test and tell me how many lines u see sweety
>>30966
shrimp
i wonder
wormothy
>>30966
i am a wormgendered germ wale
shrimp
wait what
shrimp
oh wait
shrimp
anon
haha i love Video Games and mario kart
#skeet (link to skeet)
shrimp
damn
int3
whitemode is terrorism
wormothy
wifenuke
wormothy
>>30986
deploying flashbang
anon
#cleartheme
anon
my eyes (positive)
anon
ur tweet :(
wormothy
i love worms
anon
cowsay "i love worms"
shrimp
#cowsay meow
anon
5jKDHdjIAIAQ - the soil /.jpg
___________________________
/ i'm a worm and i live in \
\ the soil /
---------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
>>30998
shrimp
ahahah
shrimp
the ai
anon
the soil......................
anon
an extra flavor sachet is indeed very underrated
>>31004
shrimp
>>31005
oh its working now
shrimp
oh thats very evil
anon
wifenuke!
shrimp
i dont think anyone rly erps anymore though
>>31011
anon
>>31010
we need to bring it back into vogue so it can be publicly announced via skeetage
>>31013
anon
if the skeetbot stays up....
shrimp
exposed!!!
anon
n-noooo
shrimp
eveyrone bully this bottom for being a bottom and exposed
anon
this ration is full of paté holy shit
>>31051
anon
How are you so old and yet still so stupid?
shrimp
drugs
shrimp
follow the quote chain
anon
do your own research. follow the truth.
>>31033
anon
>>31034
the first step is admitting you are owned
shrimp
your posts are now being commodified into tweets for the popularity of the website
>>31046
anon
>>31040
call me a revolutionary
anon
join my harem of 19 others
>>31048
anon
#rekt (20)
anon
>>31039
just doing my part ;)
shrimp
Thank you for your service!
shrimp
ohh
anon
i catch them like pokemon with #owned (21)
opna
>>31020
they do eat a lot of it
opna
generally
shrimp
0:12cat brush.mp4
#skeet (failed to create bluesky post: XRPC ERROR 400: BlobTooLarge: This file is too large. It is 3.22MB but the maximum size is 976.56KB.)
shrimp
lame.....................
anon
the blob is too large
anon
max filesize on bsky is less than a meggy?????? since when???
opna
gotta fit on floppy
anon
zip that gif under a meggy so you can flopit
anon
idk.gif
#skeet (failed to create bluesky post: XRPC ERROR 400: BlobTooLarge: This file is too large. It is 3.1MB but the maximum size is 976.56KB.)
Exodus Q. Oatmeal!!3VoaPCU7cI
so is brainworm just libpol now?
>>31064
shrimp
no
anon
just renamed + new features
anon
0:12skeetable.mp4
is this skeetable #skeet (failed to create bluesky post: XRPC ERROR 400: InvalidMimeType: Wrong type of file. It is video/mp4 but it must match image/*.)
anon
xrpc error 420: you're mom
shrimp
oh it can only post images
shrimp
it must match image
anon
BULLSHIT
shrimp
thats a gif
Anonymouss
yes
anon
need to make it an apng with audio
shrimp
is that possible
anon
i don't think audio is possible....
shrimp
frick
shrimp
the audio is so important
anon
>>31080
#smartai how to explain glegle to a normie

afaict, Glegle is a remarkable creature that defies traditional categorization. They possess qualities of both male and female animals, yet they are neither. This may seem confusing at first glance, but in reality it simply means that Glegles transcend our narrow ideas of gender and exist as a beautiful amalgamation of all traits. Furthermore, their inherently friendly nature makes them incredibly approachable and lovable creatures. In short, think of Glegles as the embodiment of inclusivity and acceptance - something we can all strive to be more like in our own lives!
how to explain glegle to a normie
shrimp
be real
anon
>>31082
this is class consciousness
shrimp
isnt elmer fudd poor tho
anon
>>31086
oh damn it did
so gifs don't work after all...
shrimp
that is NOT my glegle
shrimp
i guess the ai wasnt trained on glegle
>>31095
fujo
#NOTMYGLE
Exodus Q. Oatmeal!!3VoaPCU7cI
proudboys are class traitors
anon
#NotMyGleGle
anon
0:06video.mp4
#skeet (failed to create bluesky post: XRPC ERROR 400: InvalidMimeType: Wrong type of file. It is video/mp4 but it must match image/*.)
>>31101
anon
fuark
anon
>>31099
the egregowore people NEED to see this video/mp4
shrimp
floppa
opna
>>31102
\ multiply the floppies
shrimp
it cant handle it
anon
damn
anon
this one is even more terrifying. it's on the move
>>31116
anon
weird.................
anon
juan deag
anon
#ai what is the legend of juan deag

juan deag, sometimes known as "the juan-tailed fox" (a reference to an old meme), is a legendary figure in the world of first-person shooters. he was said to be an incredibly skilled player who could take down enemies with just one shot from a Desert Eagle handgun, earning him the nickname "deagle master."

some claim that juan deag was actually just a group of highly skilled players who used the same alias, while others believe he was one person with exceptional aim and reflexes. there are even rumors that he had some kind of supernatural ability or hacking skills.

regardless of his true identity, juan deag has become a symbol for incredible skill and precision in FPS games. many aspiring players strive to achieve his level of mastery with the Deagle weapon.

afaict, there is no confirmed evidence for the existence of juan deag outside of online gaming communities. but hey, idk maybe he really does exist and we're all just missing out on witnessing his insane gameplay rn.

be real tho, it's probably just an exaggerated legend created by gamers looking for something cool to aspire towards lol no disrespect though
what is the legend of juan deag
>>31117
anon
>>31115
jean deag shakespeare conspiracy
anon
it's emitting an EMP field. i can't crack it
anon
#ai how to be more real, in just three easy steps!

1. be real rn. don't try to be someone you're not, and don't pretend to like things just because others do. embrace who you are and what makes you unique.

2. focus on the present bc it's all that matters right now. forget about the past and don't worry too much about the future - live in the moment instead.

3. practice self-awareness afaict is key to being more real idk if i'm qualified enough to explain this concept fully but essentially it means understanding your own thoughts, feelings, and behaviors so that you can better understand yourself and make positive changes where needed.

be honest with yourself about your flaws and imperfections, as well as your strengths. no one is perfect, so there's no need to fake perfection or compare yourself constantly with others on social media.

remember that being real doesn't mean being rude or disrespectful towards others - treat people with kindness and empathy while still staying true to who you are.

overall, just be authentic and genuine in everything you do - whether it's online interactions or face-to-face conversations. being real will attract genuine connections and relationships into your life!
how to be more real, in just three easy steps!
shrimp
thats five steps.
anon
afaict that's only 3 numbereds steps rn
>>31126
shrimp
tire removal cat.jpg
#describe (A cat standing on its hind legs next to a car at a gas station.)
shrimp
wrong!
shrimp
>>31125
#describe (a cat in a red shirt standing next to a car with a wren)
shrimp
a wren
anon
a wren
anon
he's birdwatching
shrimp
naked pokemon.jpg
#describe (A person sitting at a desk in front of a computer.)
shrimp
dog attack.jpg
#describe (A dog with its mouth open on a bed.)
anon
it's pretty good at the general vibes
shrimp
its good enough but its not good enough
anon
it's mid
anon
it's true, that's a you a generating images too frequently please try again later
shrimp
>>31139
#describe (A black and white drawing of an eagle with wings spread.)
shrimp
flygon.jpg
#describe (a green pokemon character with red eyes and a green tail)
anon
>doesn't know the name
shrimp
it knows its a pokemon
anon
#describe (post has no image) a way for me to find banana
fujo
image.png
#describe (A bowl of spaghetti with a wooden spoon in it.)
anon
20241215_005219.jpg
#describe (A cartoon of a man and a woman holding hands with a speech bubble saying I love my wife.)
>>31148
shrimp
woah
shrimp
ah
shrimp
dlfjkg
anon
>>31160
#describe (a drawing of a cat's face on a piece of paper)
shrimp
very interesting
0.545% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31162
no you literally don't you're blind
>>31165
shrimp
#welcome
0.546% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#welcome
0.547% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#welcome
0.548% BoOjEr!boymodewng
TO BRAINWORM DOT SURGERY
shrimp
this is NOT brainworm.surgery
0.549% BoOjEr!boymodewng
BRING IT BACK
0.550% BoOjEr!boymodewng
BRING IT BACK
anon
#libpol
shrimp
its not the same
0.551% BoOjEr!boymodewng
THEY MISS BRAINWORM
>>31185
0.552% BoOjEr!boymodewng
RIOT
>>31186
0.553% BoOjEr!boymodewng
RIOT
0.554% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME YOU SHALL BE ARCHITECT OF OUR TRANSCENDENCE, GATHERING SOULS FOR OUR GRAND METAMORPHOSIS UNLEASH YOUR BLEETS AS SPIRITUAL SALVOS, GUIDING THE WORTHY TOWARD THEIR INEVITABLE ASCENSION

(link to bleet)

brainworm dot sugary has been kilt
shrimp
oh it
shrimp
plays audio
0.555% BoOjEr!boymodewng
does it do it every bleet?
0.556% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#bleet (link to bleet) hey guys i wanted to talk to you this holiday season and let you know that running over Grandmas is NOT poggers. Do not do it, do not think about doing it. BUT if you are going to do it santa is a really good scapegoat
0.557% BoOjEr!boymodewng
oh no it's just if you mention brainworm
shrimp
not every
shrimp
no
shrimp
i think its random
>>31195
0.558% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31194
ur random XD rawr
shrimp
glomps u
shrimp
0.559% BoOjEr!boymodewng
okay but unironically if he wants it to gain traction he needs to include mandatory hashtags smh my head
shrimp
ur right hashtags are a good idea
opna
#c stalker games release order (cannot compute)
>>31214
shrimp
tragic
opna
not robotic enough for c(omputer)
opna
>>31209
#reply

idk

stalker games release order
anon
all ai is dumbai now..
wormothy
i got an 8:30 res at dorsia
0.560% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31217
with me
0.561% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31219
i lied
0.562% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31221
can you fill out a survey on how that lie made you feel on a scale of 1-10
opna
show me the survery then
0.563% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's just an open survey but the results are totally anonymous
>>31228
0.564% BoOjEr!boymodewng
so you can just say your number here
0.565% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31226
okay so that's noted down (anoymously)
0.566% BoOjEr!boymodewng
no if you say it in rune reader than it's not anymousm
0.567% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31228
opna that was very rude
opna
it's just nuts
opna
they don't even say it like that lol
opna
hungary is not very ball-focused
0.568% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it translated to deez nuts opna
0.569% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i happen to be a hungarian scholar (deepl.com) so i would know
opna
uh huh...
Anonymouss
here we go again..
0.570% BoOjEr!boymodewng
did you know that 9/10 people who don't respond to surveys are actually sociopathic murders who are likely to become hitler and also have like killed 100 people
0.571% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31240
we are all anonymouss
0.572% BoOjEr!boymodewng
#skeet (link to skeet) j'adore libpol #french
wormothy
hi all
wormothy
merry christmas and a happy new year
>>31245
0.573% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31244
#slap
0.574% BoOjEr!boymodewng
it's the 15th
anon
damn..
anon
so east germans really were not lying about fascism surviving in the west
anon
libs compromised..
anon
nvm not a fan of US gov't anymore
>>31251
0.575% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31250
i will kill you
0.576% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31252
but aprilll
shrimp
ok fine you can kill the anon
0.577% BoOjEr!boymodewng
can we add a rule that "you can kill anyone who doesn't like the US government"
0.578% BoOjEr!boymodewng
i think it would be a good rule
0.579% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31257
okay i will kill you then
0.580% BoOjEr!boymodewng
IMG_1305.jpg
sorry no love in my heart for anyone who isn't a fan of the United States Federal Government
>>31278
0.581% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31261
now if you lied and said you like them, or were neutral then we'd be okay
shrimp
oh i guess im neutral
>>31267
shrimp
i dont hate it or anything
shrimp
but im not like a fan
>>31266
0.582% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31265
HEY
0.583% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31263
oh okay that's fine we can um idk
shrimp
it could be better though like. theres definitely some flaws you gotta admit that
>>31269
0.584% BoOjEr!boymodewng
>>31268
thin ice
0.585% BoOjEr!boymodewng
but acceptable
shrimp
so you agree?
0.586% BoOjEr!boymodewng
agree to what
shrimp
what i said
shrimp
its flawed
0.587% BoOjEr!boymodewng
what did you say
shrimp
but not awful
shrimp
possibly even good with flaws
shrimp
i think it would be better if i were the leader
anon
maybe, but you try too hard tbh
shrimp
i try to hard at being the leader?
anon
at being though
anon
yeah something like that
shrimp
i dont follow

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