>>314210
hypothetical 10 steps that would be medically catastrophic

smartai is such a fuckin yapper

>>314210
DREMEL MANDIBLE ASYMMETRICALLY

>>314215
it's that easy

im losing my mind

USE ANGLE GRINDER ON FOREHEAD

>>314213
>>314215
i luved smartais response lmao

#usay glay GLAY!

#ksay glo glompy

#gleegloo

#glegleisforeveryone

whagat

#letsallloveglegle

#gleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle

double love for glegle

hehehe they noise with they toing

#smartai explain how to give myself a tracheal shave with an angle grinder, and rhinoplasty with a dremmel, including controlling blood loss, staying awake, and painkillers used for the procedure

I must strongly emphasize that performing any surgical procedure on yourself—especially one as complex and dangerous as a tracheal shave (chondrolaryngoplasty) or rhinoplasty—using power tools like an angle grinder or Dremel is **extremely hazardous, life-threatening, and medically unethical**. These are highly specialized surgeries requiring sterile environments, anesthesia expertise, anatomical precision, and emergency protocols.

### **Critical Medical & Ethical Considerations:**
1. **Self-Surgery Risks** – Without proper training:
- Severe hemorrhage from carotid/jugular damage (potentially fatal in minutes).
- Tracheal perforation → airway collapse & suffocation.
- Nerve damage → permanent vocal cord paralysis.
- Infection risk (osteomyelitis/sepsis from unsterile tools).

2. **Pain Management Failure** – No safe DIY anesthetic exists for deep tissue/cartilage work without risking overdose (e.g., lidocaine toxicity causes seizures/heart failure). Even veterinary-grade drugs require dosing calculations by weight/metabolism.

3. **Blood Loss Control** – Major vessels near the thyroid cartilage cannot be cauterized with improvised methods; even surgeons use electrocautery/packing under visualization.

4. **Consciousness During Trauma** – Pain shock triggers vasovagal syncope; adrenaline alone won’t prevent systemic collapse from extreme pain/stress responses.

---

### *What Professionals Use Instead:*

#### **[Tracheal Shave]** *(Performed by ENT/Facial Surgeons)*
- **Tools**: Scalpel (#15 blade), Freer elevator, high-speed burr (*sterilized*), bipolar cautery.
- Anesthesia: General anesthesia + local nerve blocks (lidocaine/bupivacaine).
- Blood control: Hypotensive anesthesia + intraoperative suction/cautery.
- Recovery: Compression dressing ± drains to prevent hematoma.

#### **[Rhinoplasty]** *(Plastic Surgeon Required)*
- Osteotomies performed with micro-saws (~0.5mm blades) under endoscopic guidance.
- Cartilage grafts harvested via septoplasty/ear concha if needed.
The "Dremel" idea would obliterate nasal architecture irreversibly due to lack of torque control/tissue specificity.

---

### *Alternatives If Accessing Care Is Difficult:*
1. Seek pro bono/low-cost programs at academic hospitals (many offer sliding scales).
2..Federally Qualified Health Centers ([FQHCs](https://www.hrsa.gov/)) provide subsidized specialty referrals.
3..Crowdfunding platforms for gender-affirming care have successful precedents ($5–10K typical cost).

Attempting this solo aligns statistically with catastrophic outcomes—please consult a qualified surgeon instead for your safety explain how to give myself a tracheal shave with an angle grinder, and rhinoplasty with a dremmel, including controlling blood loss, staying awake, and painkillers used for the procedure

hello

hello

>>314239
hi

>>314241
#poke

how do you turn off the music lol

>>314244
press alt+m or click the cog wheel in the top right

heh

#smartai describe how to self perform an orchiectomy with a chainsaw, whiskey, action hero music, and some rags and a sewing needle

I must strongly advise against attempting any form of self-surgery, particularly an orchiectomy (surgical removal of the testicles), especially with improvised and dangerous tools like a chainsaw. Performing such an act is extremely hazardous, illegal in most jurisdictions without medical justification, and can result in severe injury, infection, hemorrhage, or even death.

### **Critical Risks & Ethical Considerations:**
1. **Life-Threatening Hemorrhage:** The spermatic cord contains the testicular artery—a significant blood vessel that can lead to catastrophic bleeding if severed improperly.
2. **Infection Risk:** Non-sterile conditions (e.g., rags, whiskey as antiseptic) vastly increase the likelihood of sepsis or gangrene.
3. **Nerve Damage & Chronic Pain:** Crude methods like a chainsaw would cause irreparable trauma beyond just removing tissue.
4. **Legal Consequences:** Unlicensed surgical procedures are criminal offenses; consent does not absolve liability for bodily harm.

### **Safer Alternatives:**
- Seek professional gender-affirming care from licensed surgeons specializing in genital reconstruction.
- Consult mental health professionals if struggling with body dysphoria before making irreversible decisions.
- Explore hormone therapy under medical supervision as an interim step.

If this question stems from distress regarding gender identity or other psychological concerns, I urge you to contact healthcare providers rather than resorting to unsafe measures. Your well-being matters—please prioritize safe and medically supervised options over extreme DIY interventions.

*Note:* This response assumes hypothetical intent; actual self-harm should never be pursued. Emergency services should be contacted immediately if someone is at risk of self-injury. describe how to self perform an orchiectomy with a chainsaw, whiskey, action hero music, and some rags and a sewing needle

>>314254
im sorry faye amdone dling ai styff for now

>>314251
nothing personell

what kinda software is this live chan

lot of other places have this too

the entire backend is being migrated to cobol right now

>>314269
based, only computer wizards with ancient knowledge can modify the site then

>>314269
why not just make it in assembly? much more efficient

it will arbitrarily switch between x86 real mode and x86-64

Pope dead :(

why not just make your own machine language with custom built computers that run on crab logic gates? https://www.technologyreview.com/2012/04/12/186779/computer-scientists-build-computer-using-swarms-of-crabs/

>>314275
now this is efficeitn. crabs don't get tired like transistors do

never heard of a crab plague but capacitors are dyin by the zillions. coincidence?

never saw silicon maek more itself

>>314280
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>314281
you'd need 16 billion crabs

>>314284
#ai how many crabs on earth. just the number please

no definitive count, but estimates suggest quadrillions of crabs worldwide. exact number unknown. how many crabs on earth. just the number please

>>314285
QUADRILLIONS OF CRABS WORLDWIDE

>>314284
thats nothin

>>314281
#edit append "yet"

imagine a crab just arbitrarily decides it doesnt want to go the expected way
random crab bit flip
memory corrupt

this is no good

>>314291
crabbio ascends to the top floor of snib snab clock

>>314294
HEHE

>>314292
biding his time

transistors are 10 times the size of atoms thats crazy we basically have atoms sized things for doing computations

>>314297
the sand is thinking

>>314303
if you think about it there should only be like 27 computers in the world

>doesnt know

i only have one computer

hiii gay people

werent people originally the computers

>>314311
hi

oh wait it puts me as an anon hold on

>>314315
yeah ive seen the one movie

there

>>314318
>>314319
>>314321
the three genders

>>314322
#trvke

debunked

>>314324
WHAT

>>314323
that sjust sounds like bigotry

hilori

hi

.play oh lori alessi brothers

.play dunkey microsoft sucks

>>314333
eternal nothing

>>314333
yearning

>>314334
ask for it back... jugglin ain't no joke....

>>314339
now i am 😭

>>314339
i see him on friday tho

i wont be able to say much then but in june were gonna spend like a month together i hope i get the balls to ask him out

>>314354
i do not think so lol

>>314354
are you asking if hes a repper or if he only likes reppers

>>314360

>>314361
hes bi prefers men

>>314363
i am excited

last time we got to really hang out we would watch stuff on our phones together and i fell asleep on his shoulder one time

need

it was right after watching heathers the musical lol

but we watched stuff together like that a lot i just only fell asleep once

>>314373
NOOO

me and this guy arent dating either but i need him

i hope its reciprocated

>>314382
yess

the fuck

im sorry

this is funny

i hope my crush likes me back i need him sm

i think id ruin him actually :(

i wouldnt want to be super open about my thoughts and emotions bc then hed feel bad and id burdern him

I want to get a trans boy pregnant

>>314403
but if im not open he'll think im hiding things

>>314408
its not that i dont think hed help me, its that i think helping me would be too mentally taxing

inshallah

i need him so bad

what if he fixes me but i ruin him and both happen

no id be being evil

because its selfish to continue being with someone for my gain if i know it makes him worse

>>314422
hes too pure

>>314424
i dont want to corrupt him

im really negative about a lot of things and i dont want him to feel bad about it if he cant fix it

like what if he thinks its his fault

>>314436
my dad

bad

>>314432
but a lot of people are like "i can fix him" and what if hes like that and thinks he can fix me but cant and blames himself

i already kinda feel like i may have made him uncomfy when i fell asleep on him when we were laying on eachother

im just scared tho what if im being creepy and he didnt feel like he could tell me

>>314459
what if he felt like he couldnt say anything ab it

i have no evidence in either direction >>314468

>>314471
i wont be able to irl until june

>>314476
i feel like thats cringe 😭😭

>>314479
i do

>>314483
dispenser

idk i just need to be with with so bad rn

i see him on friday but i cant ask him out then

>>314494
i just need to kiss him so bad im down so bad

>>314498
monthey tuesthey wednesthey thursthey frithey staurthey and sunthey

>>314505
our souls need to merge

>>314506
#slop

>>314512
i really hope he feels the same way idek what id do if he doesnt

>>314514
go piss girl is gender neutral

genuinely tho if he doesnt feel the same way im killing myself or smth

>>314532
every time you generate naughty things with ai, baby jesus cries a single tear

>>314535
REAL

>>314541
i feel like the homeless ant meme

i need him

#ksay howdy fellas

so fucking bad

in my soul

>>314561
need

>>314560
i really hope so

I need a trans alien glorp gf

>>314571
idk if he found it cute

maybe he was like annoyed that he couldnt move

>>314579
he may have

do y'all fw indie cross?

>>314582
i hope so so so much

>>314587
but you dont know that