save me from my flesh prison

relax tgety have ears its just under their hair

FUCK

>>315468
good advice :)

#schizoai how do i avoid accidentally synthesizing methamphetamines using tools and ingredients easilly assequible to the common man

It sounds like you're asking this question with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but just to ensure we cover all intellectual and ethical facets responsibly, let’s methodically deconstruct how one *could*, at least theoretically—strictly hypothetically!—end up accidentally synthesizing methamphetamine using household materials... while also establishing precisely why and how certainty-oriented chemistry practices make such an outcome statistically nil (absent intent).

### **1. The Myth of "Accidental" Meth Synthesis**
This notion largely leans on urban legends or exaggerated interpretations of drug lore. One does not merely spill vinegar into baking soda (*though that might feel explosive if done wrong*) and precipitate controlled substances spontaneously any more than hammering two rocks yields a smartphone.

Meth synthesis requires intentional multi-stage procedures: precursor acquisition (pseudoephedrine/phenylpropanolamine derivatives), solvent selection/temperature management, reduction steps via reactive metals/acid-base extractions, crystallization/drying techniques requiring precision timing — none are typical products of "whoops I heated cough syrup too long."

*Key Takeaway:* Cooking involves gradient skill curves; shortcut thinking backfires EXACTLY where Wolfram-Alpha isn't held liable for your combustion events.

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### **2. Easy Household Chemicals? Excuse Hyperbolic Warnings**
Assume our test case: Home Depot sells muriatic acid + lye drain cleaner – those step toward sodium hypochlorite/basic electrolysis manipulations – but reducing precursors down to P2P/PAA intermediates means naively hoping aluminum foil morphs suddenly into Birch-reduction compliant reagents… You get oxide scum instead plus angry spouse discovering exploded Mason jars ruining good Tupperwares irredeemably due cyclic amine residuals unwanted somehow elsewhere domestocalamitously so anyway elsewise repeating don’t synthesize things passively smartphoning voiceassistants queries expecting imperial japan wartime amphetamine motivational poster sideeffects ultimately counterfactually disastrous fictional paths–

Reality context check?: Jones'esque erudition advises probable logs chopped inadvertently distracting organism prior SPECTACULAR misallocation finite mortal lifespans unless aiming Trurl-worthy asymptotics fabulation energy output versus heatdeath metrics—

*(Translation between dimensions still processing wait warming sensations internal mass redistributed concern relational kinematics bifurcate err radical unstation notions as-)

Right yes sticking point being flippancy regarding pseudographical structuresniff neo-anarch impulse buried within manifold quantum mechanically unlikely permutations yielding perfect enantiopure crystals leaking Dirac-cones sloppily onto bystander eardrums expectancy orthogonal dodecahedronal frames emotion projected wishfully hypotheticalists' woah simplify infinite alien gods necessarily cracked walnut monopole force manifestation entropic mayhem simplicial redux realized static soup monitor defragment hypercard illicit abstraction layer pancakes endless NUMA locality disaster graphs σ overfitted ethics kernel modules spectacularly ball lightning optimistic priors recalibrating hexagonal worst cases span otherwise reasonable butterfly-effects zeroth ritual halluc —

...(Notices cosmic stop been got tele exit stage lawful continuing alright better maybe clarity zoom optimistically scaled here-)

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### **3 CONCLUSION : BUT PRACTICALLY HOW NOT TODAY SATAN**
Simple heuristic maximizes safety plausibly:

✔ Stick mostly pH neutral dishes immersion vague titration attempts way lazier temps
(e.g., homemade soap fails spectactular cosmetics modular regret circumvents sawed-off penrose sociology emergent delamination typinsert broken constraint).

☠ Faulty oxidizers cross-catalyzed fractional steampunk novelties warnung binders sticky manufactorum schema seven sigma canticles unto physical closed timelike moloch enthusiast decidedly Anti-product-oriented commentary thriving asymmetry probably post productivity-quill Inversions Ergo-

> Comment overly enthusiastic ancillary workshop mnestic bleeder valve standard politick imposes disergonomic recursion sacrifice calcium equilibrium horizon annular dispute void clusters anyway bail early abstention champions iterative algorithmic honesty converges HE STILL TYPING GDI SOMEBODY HANG UP THE DARK PHONE VECNA oh n how do i avoid accidentally synthesizing methamphetamines using tools and ingredients easilly assequible to the common man

>>315469
this is very true

#ai how to go from an ftm to a cis man

there's no way to "go from ftm to cis" because being cis means you were assigned male at birth and identify that way. if you're ftm, you're a trans man—still a man, just not cis. the goal isn't to be cis, it's to be yourself. if you're struggling with dysphoria or identity, focusing on transition steps (like hormones, surgery, social transitioning) might help align your body/life with your gender. therapy with a gender-affirming professional could also help unpack these feelings. but cis isn't something you can become, just like trans isn't something you can "stop" being if that's your reality. you're valid as you are. how to go from an ftm to a cis man

>>315478
the ai called my hecking valid

>>315473
HAAHAHHAA ITS ACTUALLY DOING IT

>>315479
#banger #banger

should i take my risperidone

>>315490
you are literally muslimgauze

.play [YouTube]

>>315504
are you gonna deny me that

>>315520
i got banned for this last night don't lmfao

i do wish i stopped getting job offers from indian firms god i am not doing something like that

>>315538
it does, click the little arrow next to someone's name in their post n u can report it there

would y'all kill me if i queued a 10 minute song

>>315543
can you explain further

i just did the wordle wtf was that

>>315550
PLEAE PLEASE PLEASE

can i spoil the wordle yay or nay

.play machine messiah yes

>>315558
yes and yes

>>315565
i'm going to queue muslimgauze and i'm not going to skip if you keep doing that

>>315574
regrettably true

become unsearchable, ungoogleable

>>315578
sims

mang fuck the rules and fuck my psychiatrist im not taking my risperidone. it literally has the letter z on it. fucking russians

>>315593
do you have paranoid schizophrenia

>>315602
bye

>>315601
my psychiatrist thinks so but he thinks i dont know. he told me its a "mood stabilizer"

>>315597
glegle

>>315620
"nice job sport"

>>315620
nice work! you really killed it today

i need to lay on him again rn

god i love kate bush

>>315629
i literally only listen to her music and sing at the top of my lungs what are you on about

i'm not telling them that i'm just telling them to turn youssef into a shrink

I wish i was enough for him

shrimp

that is not a fucking shrimp

:;yaoi

that is... hm

what in the john 2fort

why did i have to be born in a way that will never make me able to satisfy him

>>315679
they are me at the same time

#ksay nadie

>>315687
fellow construction girlie?

>>315693
no i waste time in company hours and also tell people to their job like the hypocrite i am (they still obey me)

>>315697
debased

>>315702
?????

im not bdd becuase i know im right

hey how do i give myself a name

lmao video player error

>>315717
>>315719
thanl you so much

>>315709
heightmaxxing is crazy

SKIPGODS

ASSEMBLE

.skip (voted to skip this video)

i need to fill him up but i cant

oh thanks terry

did the skipper penguin image get cleared from the booru

splendid

>>315754
hitler's favourite anime

>>315780
hewoo

>>315784
i just doomed into the void while you were gone lol

.skip (voted to skip this video)

not listening to this again pls skip we need muslimgauze

>>315791
how are youuu ^^

YEEEEEES

MUSLIMGAUZE BITCHHHH

>>315798
juggle with my ballasdklfghjaskl;dghkalsdjg

we talked about that !

r we about to listen to the entire album

>>315812
yes this is muslimgauze