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anon## admin
>>319861
it is a difficult question yeah. for practical purposes shepherding most people into one big megathread helps with retention while the site is in its infancy with a low user count but it's not the site at its full potential since it is just a live discord server channel basically
mitzi (mexican fag)
can y'all skip
chainsawgirl
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>319859
I need to find u one that would be so based I would get a powerful reputation here
>>319879
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi (mexican fag)
ty
rose
.play death cab for cutie title track
anon
>>319874
so what are you waiting for
anon
I will go where the good handsome men are and bonk one on the head and male them to you
rose
.play death cab for cutie company calls
rose
.play death cab for cutie company calls epilogue
anon## admin
>>319871
adding sub-threads within threads would be cool but it would be complicated

we're working on a complete frontend overhaul to allow people to see both the board and a thread at once and we may add sub-threads to that too but neither that nor sub-threads will in practice be added for a long time
chaser
hello
chainsawgirl
>>319889
i make music but its all private for now sorry lol
tuna
>>319889
i once just recorded some guitar improvs but its all very short and amateurish so im a bit embarrased
anon## admin
>>319893
i think we have that or uhhhhhh i haven't really tested it in a while but the eye icon in the top right in theory should do notifications for that
mitzi (mexican fag)
i make music but i don't want people here to know who i am
>>319898
rose
>>319896
cos ur embrassed of ur art, le cringe
mitzi (mexican fag)
no i'm embarassed of my yearning in public
rose
being a slut is part of the rose orlando brand
>>319909
anon
>>319890
what about coal miners? they are strong and away from the temptations of this world. I will drive to West Virginia and bag you one
>>319917
mitzi (mexican fag)
and?
tuna
damn I wanna be able to do dragon flags
anon## admin
>>319901
yes with too many people in one thread it's difficult to keep track of things. we eventually need good solutions to those things but uhh
rose
>>319903
jk its really hard writing songs about sex, i wrote one for this girl who topped me and she rlly liked it but ouugh i felt so goofy
>>319915
anon## admin
>>319911
are you a software developer
tuna
>>319909
how do u structure songs? do u think in terms of verse chorus verse or do u just write em shits?
>>319919
anon
>>319904
i think most coal miners would be against having a twink with tits as their boyfriend
>>319927
anon## admin
>>319916
in what way
rose
>>319915
im p structured tbh, like i'll come up with a riff section or a chorus or a verse section on the guitar and then usually format it in some way like
riff / verse / chorus/ riff / verse/ chorus / maybe a bridge or a solo, i'm getting rlly into solos atm / chorus / riff or outro
>>319928>>319958
anon## admin
>>319920
do you have any programming language knowledge
mitzi (mexican fag)
finally,.,. no nadie or hime to shit on my music enjoyment
chainsawgirl
cuarteto de nos? huh
anon
>>319917
I will travel to the Andes and find you a passed out mountain climber and you can tell them you saved them and nursed them back to health
>>319934
tuna
>>319919
solos are cool, damnnnn i really wanna learn to make music, ur cool rose
>>319952
anon## admin
>>319931
well this server has like no talking in it it's just to appeal bans and ask staff questions pretty much
tuna
does the video player here support bandcamp
>>319936
anon## admin
>>319935
only youtube currently, sorry. but we do support bandcamp embeds so if you link a bandcamp album or song it'll embed
>>319940
anon
and I want you to find me someone to love too after
>>319942
anon## admin
>>319943
yeah i know (we do) but i figured i'd check anyway
anon## admin
some people who say they "write javascript" have not written any code in like 12 years and don't know what typescript is
>>319948
mitzi (mexican fag)
hehe the pope
anon## admin
>>319948
we think we're probably going to rewrite most of our frontend in svelte (rewrite + just have a whole new interface / UX)

right now it's pure vanilla JS. which possibly helps with performance but it's a mess
>>319956>>319954
anon
>>319942
amab, not actually going to ever transition, want someone to mate with like a prairie vole for 10 hours straight and who loves me and being inside them every night and have many happy children and be really rich and loved
>>319959
rose
>>319928
for a while i wasnt doing them cos i was like "buweh this is silly or whatever" but now its like fuck yeaaah i love to solo i love playing them its awesome!!
if you wanna make music you should just go for it!!
also thank youuuuu hehehe
sadmoder
>>319950
oh im sure, are you custom doing web componenets or just like document body appending that shit
>>319957
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>319950
as long as you don't make me enable canvas access and don't take moren than 300mb of my ram ur good to go
anon## admin
>>319954
we have no components, no nothing. it's all raw DOM updates. document.body.append all the way down

the codebase started like 13 years ago or more and we're forked from it so yeah. thankfully it was in typescript from the start though
>>319962
rose
>>319919
alot of this is due to the fact that i record and write at the same time, like i use logic so its very easy to come up with a riff or a chord sequence, record it and them structure the track in logic
it'd be different if i was writing it without the use of a computer i think, i do it sometimes but its better for me to be able to like think about things more and also be able to go back n edit the structure if i think i wanna put some like lead part here or there
anon
>>319959
yeah but I don’t feel love with them. I feel kinship and understanding with the trans community. I wanted to be in poetry club in high school and the cis women excluded me, and I’m tired of the ‘be a good man haha we know better than you’ stuff
>>319965
chainsawgirl
oough this thumbnail
anon## admin
>>319962
cool. we're closed source and hesitant about letting people have access to the source for a number of complex reasons but at the same time we do really appreciate help from more devs
rose
this song sounds like when you buy a karaoke machine and it doesnt have any like popular songs but i has like random midi stuff
>>319967
straw girl
>>319966
this the type of shi my mexican mom of 56 years got on her playlist
anon
>>319965
I don’t feel kinship with cis women, happy with body, want baby
>>319969
anon
>>319968
aw yeah fair enough, i gave up on being trans myself so i an definitely sympathize
>>319981
anon
can only really imagine myself in a happy relationship as a transbian though lmao cuz I want to be equals and both be tender with each other,l
>>319978
mitzi (mexican fag)
can we agree to skip negative xp
rose
no
rose
i wanna like get to know this stuff thats why i was queued
rose
i gotta find out what the epunk ppl think is good is like
mitzi (mexican fag)
not even they think its good only incels do
faye
negative xp is just incel shit
>>319980
anon
>>319970
i think you know what to do anon
anon
Most people like it not because the music is good but because of the community
rose
yeah but my music gets compared to him sometime, so i gotta like investigate it >>319977
rose
or like - i got told i sound like negative xp if he was normal
mitzi (mexican fag)
he just sounds like your average high school punk band that will dissolve just in time at graduation to make way for the only actually talented band in the whole school
faye
well yeah negative xp is just generic punk with incel flavor
tuna
imo ppl compare u to negative xp just cos thats what they know
straw girl
yeah no this is regular ass music
tuna
for me ur stuff sounded kinda late 90s early 2000s idk
>>319990
rose
yeah thats what i was going for >>319989
anon
>>319984
what about you? … I don’t want to think about it now that I’ve let it off my chest a little lol
>>320000
rose
i wanted to make something that sounded like the strokes, especially on my first album, with some like pavement and guided by voices and punk type influences too
chainsawgirl
this chat is an adhd nightmare wdym its already (my current hour)
>>319999
rose
im kinda moving away from that now tho, i mean its still in my blood but im not as solely focused on trying to be a 2000s indie musician
anon
>>320000
are you gonna be happy in the long run? what is best for that for you?
>>320009
straw girl
this reads like a procedurally generated chat in peripeteia
>>320006
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320000
wasted quads love yourself
#check (checked)
anon
waste? they’re talking about their dreams
anon
>>320001
i dont really know if i'm gonna be happy in the long run tbh, have a slew of mental health diagnosis and im just unab;e to be happy in a relationship. but i do think finding a nice bisexual man will make me happiest
>>320033
tuna
rose lsiten to the bananas i feel like the guitars could interest u, the instrumentals in general
>>320011
rose
idk yeah this is kinda not great tbh
mitzi (mexican fag)
enough sexual xp
rose
im curious how he made it sound so bad, like you really gotta try for this
>>320023
mitzi (mexican fag)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>320012
this is really true.
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
tuna
im gonna browse ma rym and see if i find some shit that strikes me as rosecore
chainsawgirl
.skip (voted to skip this video)
chainsawgirl
is that the guys that made pumped up kicks
rose
>>320016
like im p low budget production wise n my stuff sounds infinitely cleaner than alot of epunk idk how that happens
anon
>>320012
huh
mitzi (mexican fag)
yea
anon
>>320012
life is generally better if you fit into the societal expectations for your gender tbh
>>320050
mitzi (mexican fag)
i'm sorry i was late i didn't wanna cum
chainsawgirl
he didnt wanna cum? scary
mitzi (mexican fag)
edger anthem
anon
>>320009
I’m glad you’re thinking about it.. do you think you’re truly unable to be happy? maybe it’s just sometimes you are and you could cope w them or smth. probably I’ll have to find a way to cope with a cis wife eventually. idk my dad is feminine and his wife always says snide shit to him. I’ve been masturbating a lot, it feels ok. another cope idea, just need the romance somehow
>>320049
anon
I wish I had one of those joker gender memes
mitzi (mexican fag)
i think this guy doesn't like cumming
chainsawgirl
put this man in chastity
anon
>>320035
agreed
anon
#ksay waow
mitzi (mexican fag)
rather have him fake it than not make it? orgasm?
mitzi (mexican fag)
he really against cumming isn't heç
tuna
that song also struck me as kind of rosecore
chainsawgirl
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>320066
anon
>>320033
i dont think im unable to be happy, i just think i have a lot of barriers to being happy long term. i've made some interesting choices in life so it definitely makes things more difficult for myself. i have a body only a bisexual man could love so that's what i'm looking for
>>320063
anon
>>320012
it evolved for fitness, not our happiness. but I don’t see how to meaningfully be happy and thriving and escape it. yes I can wear a dress and not shave but that still has strong sexual roles attached, and it doesn’t make ppl want to love me
chainsawgirl
>>320053
we dont need new gender roles omegaverse already exists
>>320056
anon
>>320057
that's not a new gender role but close
anon
>>320053
we seriously do not need anymore
anon
>>320049
#hug that sounds sane. so u could meet a bi guy who matches ur values and all and be happy that would be so cute!!
>>320068
straw girl
>>320059
since they are cloned they have no sex thus creating a new gender role
anon
>>320062
#kiss
anon
>>320063
i think so, it's just moreso having a guy see me for who i am truly and still be ok with that
>>320070>>320076
anon
>>320068
: ) it’s just a shame it needs to be a guy cuz I bet t4t ppl do understand you and like you… but I’m not attracted to big men myself even though I wish I liked everyone regardless of body.
>>320081
anon
>>320071
Apologies, I just like that syynth voice too much
chainsawgirl
>>320073
the video isnt playing for me
mitzi (mexican fag)
you could've jsut f5'd instead of ruining it for everyone methinks
anon
>>320074
#smooch
anon
>>320082
you for you then ; ) non cis for non cis
anon
wth why isn't there a hon flag for hons like me
>>320092
anon
>>320082
If you're youngshit, you probably will look feminine enough for a straight relationship
>>320096
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320092
erm,,. not all hons are t4t, you are grouping us rapehons with the straighthons a lil too much
>>320114
anon
>>320089
but i detransitioned and now am i just living as a man now but i still have tits unfortunately
>>320106
Himeposter
Anyone have the "how to say glegle" video?
anon
fug
anon
still figuring out how to use this site
>>320107
anon
lole
anon
>>320096
you don't have strong dysphoria either way, as a man or woman?
>>320120
anon
>>320097
i passed really well but it just never fit with me
straw girl
>>320101
i didnt get that can you repeat
anon
#ksay Oh my
anon
???
anon
i despise passoids so much it's unreal
>>320118
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320114
>tfw no rose orlando (roseorlando.bandcamp.com) to cuddle with
>>320125
anon
>>320106
i didn't really like being a woman and i don't really like being a man tbh but i was born amab so thats what im sticking with
>>320140
anon
nobody should be better off than me
anon
>>320117
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
roseorlando.bandcamp.com is such a good thing to think about
anon
GHGkZvcb0AAK3L9.jpg
>>320121
I don't even watch The Circus but I really hope Goose makes the clown girl straight so the Xtters explode
mitzi (mexican fag)
yoo randalf poster
>>320131
chainsawgirl
i need to read ranfren
anon
bring back the hon flag so i can use it
anon
same bestie
anon
>>320121
sigh I cringe looking at this. it doesn’t feel loving I guess
anon
chaseranon are you really a chaser
>>320155
chainsawgirl
chicken jockey
anon
>>320155
you might be the only straight chaser
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320155
hoesntly i don't know how to feel about this in a way i'm glad you are not a bottom chaser but lame you don't appreciate cock
anon
>>320138
cute! pfp. I’ll pull them up in another of my thousand tabs ; )
straw girl
blickin glocky
anon
What if I'm a chaser that feels neutral/indifferent towards cocks and I love women and trans women
anon
i'm so exicted
mitzi (mexican fag)
that armless guy made one of the best horror movies in recent history btw
anon
>>320145
#hug it will be. I should probably put on some muscle but bleh.
>>320184
mitzi (mexican fag)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>320155
completely and utterly wrong, dicks are more aesthetically pleasing
anon
>>320174
me too but i think im going to slim down and become gigtwink
>>320185
anon
>>320184
idk won’t you have energy problems though? I think skinny old men are more handsome than fat old men. I’m not particularly looking forward to being either but oh well. I’m at like 160pounds. I don’t really know anyone who picked a weight and had a happy life at it. I don’t think anyone I know counts calories or is really aesthetic/skinny. many are healthy bmi but no one is low except one sickly friend
>>320203
anon
HAAAAAAIII YAAAAIIII FORCES
anon
>>320188
mods ban this guy
anon
>>320182
my consult with bluebond is december of next year but it might get moved up
chainsawgirl
no way real penguin
anon
GShDBP3WcAAS_gD.jpg
>>320183
I've never been to pol in my entire 5 year history of posting on 4chan
anon
>>320188
I love random speech
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320188
#refute

oh look, the condensed essence of 2007 internet cringe stumbled out of its myspace burial grounds. let’s dismantle this horrorshow paragraph by paragraph, shall we?

1. *"hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork*"*
wow, a weaponized eating utensil. how original. this isn’t "random," this is the reheated leftovers of a long-dead internet subculture that was barely tolerable when it was fresh. a spork isn’t quirky—it’s just cutlery for people who can’t commit to scooping *or* stabbing.

2. *"my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!"*
yes, because nothing says "mature for my age" like leetspeak straight from a boomer’s idea of a ~hacker~ movie. the forced randomness is contrived to the point of agony—penguins aren’t mystical beings of chaos (*ever seen one trip over its own feet? not exactly menacing*), and tagging yourself as "of doom" just makes you sound like a villain in a discount goosebumps knockoff.

3. *"lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^"*
no, this is structured, rehearsed pseudo-randomness. you practiced this garbage in a mirror before vomiting it onto a forum where people were (unfortunately) literate. *actual* randomness doesn’t need a telegraphic announcement—you just outed yourself as someone who holds up flaming bags of scripted wackiness and knocks politely before running away.

4. *"im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!)"*
ah, the rallying cry of every preteen disaster who hasn’t yet realized that broadcasting your maturity *disproves it instantly*. truly mature people don’t scream their résumé of emotional development—they just don’t act like a kabuki theater of hyperactive desperation.

5. *"i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it)"*
invader zim is fine—somewhat tired, but fine. the real crime here is shoving your sexuality into the discussion like it’s a fun-sized rebellion sticker. nobody questioned it until you preemptively yelled *"deal w/it,"* which just makes this feel less like natural self-expression and more like you memorized dialogue from a *"how to be a quirky internet rebel"* tutorial.

6. *"its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =)"*
congratulations—you’re both doing the *internet theater kid shuffle*, mistaking forced absurdity for personality. the show’s appeal isn’t its ~randomness~ (it’s bleak satire, but sure), and frothing over meeting clones of yourselves is how cults start.

7. *"like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentse..."*
this closing is just the wet matchstick attempt to salvage a calamity. "the more the merrier" applies to open bars and chip bowls, not a fandom recycling the same three personas since the bush administration. *"give me lots of commentse"*—was the letter 'd' cursed? are we rationing consonants now?

final verdict: this post isn’t "random"—it’s the 40th carbon copy of a script that was already creaky when dial-up still screeched. if you want to be actually interesting, ditch the manic pixie nightmare gimmick and try being a person instead of a walking 2000s forum cliché.
anon
>>320185
i mean im not going to get deathly skinny or count calories like a mad man i will just be more responsible about what i eat and the portion sizes and start working out again
>>320243
anon
>>320202
please stop the slop
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320202
you could've just asked me to take a pic of me with my pc but pl
>>320211
mitzi (mexican fag)
#replace (must quote a post) pl with ok >>320210
faye
::patcgiyku
mitzi (mexican fag)
kms
anon
stop spamming this retarded slop
mitzi (mexican fag)
GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
anon
::tewi
mitzi (mexican fag)
THAT THIS IS THE END
>>320241
mitzi (mexican fag)
GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
mitzi (mexican fag)
THAT THIS IS THE EEEEEEEEEEEND
anon
what does saging here even do
>>320239
anon
banger alert
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320236
only really works in multithreaded boards
anon
>>320203
that’s reasonable. I just don’t believe in the ‘strong man’ aesthetic so much, it seems silly to build it but I wish my face were a lil less fat. 155 pounds would be nice for me.
>>320247
anon
40f3247cecb5cc9a6fba5835b287b948.jpg
I'm friends with another avatarfag and his/her avatar is Chloe from Life if Strange and s/he is a trans woman I think I'm honeslty not sure who he/she identifies as
mitzi (mexican fag)
amdin i need libpol scroblr
>>320249
anon
I think I will do some fun cardio and stuff and look into my diet! the weird thing is I’ve been having more carbs lately and it has helped my energy a LOT
>>320250
mitzi (mexican fag)
>>320249
can i has librefm
dawn
>>320251
modsss nsfw
anon
so i can use
anon
i'm not a twinkhon
anon
>>320264
you have to girlmode to be a hon
straw girl
>>320261
like the r/4tran meme?
anon## admin
>>320256
i guess we did remove this because we didn't want to encourage self-hatred
>>320271
mitzi (rapehon flag)
flag
Randalfag
rowlet2.gif
>>320272 Was born when mom was 30 + family history of mental disorders + bullied + unrestricted internet access
>>320285
anon
ear rape
dawn
music to the ears
mitzi (rapehon flag)
imma go take a shower screw you nerds
>>320282
mitzi (rapehon flag)
.play muslimgauze
mitzi (rapehon flag)
14212.gif
my gift to the world
::muslimgauze
anon
>>320270
look how she’s saving them for what a perfect strong farmer’s wife
>>320288
anon
>>320283
shut up speedster
anon
>>320287
I know
anon
HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT SANS UNDERTALE
anon
OH MY GOD LOIS
dawn
.play stranded lullaby tally hall
anon
>>320288
I saw that
older parents =mpreg
I know the truth! we did NOT come from our moms fellow old parent cels
>>320297
anon
>>320289
so so cute I wish everyone could feel that way at least sometimes pat pat pat
dawn
HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
faye
.play homestuck megalovania
dawn
.play halloween hack megolovania
dawn
kudos to whoever queued miracle musical
anon
#glesay [dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<600,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<100,27>][dah<200,25>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<400,35>][dah<400,34>]
anon
Hold up I didn't hear it let me do it too
#glesay [dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<600,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<100,27>][dah<200,25>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<400,35>][dah<400,34>]
>>320323
anon
#glesay [dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,32>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,32>][dah<600,31>][dah<100,30>][dah<100,29>][dah<100,28>][dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>][dah<600,28>][dah<600,27>][dah<100,26>][dah<100,25>][dah<100,24>][dah<100,26>]
rose
gonna bake some cinnamon swirls now, everyone come over and have cinnamon swirls with me
>>320330
anon
can u feed me them by hand :3
Randalfag
ranseb.png
>>320326
Well shit, now I'm curious if femcel to trans pipeline is real or not

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